Pew! Pew! - Sex, Guns, Spaceships... Oh My!
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“You think?” Alissa’s hands raced over the controls as she brought up systems reports in an attempt to identify the problem.
“I think I know what’s wrong.” Jack gestured at the containment net that had been cast around the Little Princess.
Alissa paused her work. “Yeah, that would do it.”
“Is there any way out?” Finn asked.
Triss grimaced. “Nothing that might not leave us in a worst position than we’re in now.”
Before anyone could offer further commentary, the radio crackled to life. “We have your friends. We know you’re after the MEC,” a gravelly, male voice growled.
Alissa paled. “What do you want?”
“The MEC, same as you,” the Vorlox representative replied. “Bring it to us and your friends will live.”
“We need proof of life,” Alissa continued. “Live video, now.”
The line muted for ten seconds. “Very well,” the Vorloxian conceded.
Several moments later, an incoming video request came through on the front HUD and Alissa accepted. Jack and Finn crammed into the cockpit, huddling around the back of her chair to see.
Onscreen, Svetlana and a dozen women were seated cross-legged on the floor of what appeared to be a dormitory.
“Svetlana! Are you okay?” Alissa asked as soon as she saw her.
“Could be worse,” the other woman replied. “Mostly just pissed about the Luxuria getting all shot up.”
“Did everyone make it out?” Triss asked.
Svetlana didn’t reply at first. “Just do what the Vorlox are asking.”
“You always told us never to negotiate lives, not matter what,” Alissa countered.
“This is different,” Svetlana insisted. “The Vorlox aren’t—”
The video cut out and the original voice stated, “You have proof of life. You friends won’t be harmed if you bring us the MEC.”
“We don’t have it yet,” Triss stated.
“You have two days” The radio disconnected.
Out the window, the Vorlox ship fired six blasts from the oversized lasers mounted on the side, which annihilated the remains of the space station.
“There goes our physical evidence problem,” Jack said.
The enemy ship maneuvered away from the wreckage and jumped to hyperspace in a flash.
Alissa stared out the window, her face drawn with worry. “What would the Vorlox want with the MEC?”
“What wouldn’t they want with it?” Triss countered. “They could use it for anything from a weapons system to power a biosphere.”
“Has anyone else noticed that they seem really organized and have great tech for being supposedly radiation-crazed people?” Jack observed.
“I do have to agree—this encounter did not support my previous impression of them or their reputation,” Alissa agreed.
“Yeah, aside from being a little trigger-happy with their laser array, they seemed pretty rational.” Triss thought for a moment. “What do we really know about them?”
“The trigger-happiness isn’t an isolated incident,” Alissa said. “At least five other space stations have reportedly been taken out by them in the last several months.”
“You might shoot me for saying this,” Jack began cautiously, “but were there criminals operating those space stations? Don’t get me wrong, you’re—we’re—not the bad kind of criminals, but what we’re doing isn’t exactly legal, either.”
Triss was about to punch him in the arm but Alissa stopped her. “You might be onto something, Jack. I knew of the stations that were targeted because they were known black market trade posts for weapons and defense tech.”
“With the exception of the GiganCorp research center,” Triss pointed out.
“Maybe it’s all connected. Who knows?” Finn speculated.
Alissa pursed her lips. “Svetlana was starting to say something about the Vorlox not being something.”
“ ‘Who they seem’, maybe?” Triss completed.
Alissa shrugged. “As good a guess as any.”
“Then who are they really?” Jack questioned.
“I don’t know,” Finn cut in, “but we have two days to deliver the MEC to… somewhere. They didn’t actually tell us. But if we’re going to have it in-hand by then, we need to get going.”
“He’s right. We have a mission to finish.” Alissa turned back around in her chair to face the controls. “Now that we have the nano induction modules, we need to mine some thorium and get to the GiganCorp lab ASAP.”
“Right, the whole mining radioactive substances thing…” Jack muttered.
“Oh, it’s barely radioactive. We just need a slight trace.”
Jack frowned. “All the same, I really thought you were joking.”
CHAPTER 11: Positively Glowing
Jack stared with dismay through the window at the asteroid gently tumbling through space a kilometer away. “You really weren’t joking.”
“Seriously, this isn’t a big deal,” Alissa repeated. “Of everything we have to do for this mission, this is the easiest part.”
“Famous last words,” Jack muttered.
“All right! The extraction assembly is ready,” Triss announced from her seat in the cockpit.
Alissa took the controls again. “I’ll bring us in. Take the shot as soon as you can—it’ll be tough to hold us in position with those rocks orbiting the asteroid.”
“Roger that,” Triss acknowledged.
Jack took a seat and grabbed onto the handholds beneath the cushions as a precaution. Regardless of Alissa’s insistence that everything would be fine, he’d been through too many “sure bets” to believe such statements.
“This might be a little bumpy…” Alissa warned as she directed the Little Princess closer to the four-hundred-meter-long rock.
The ship shuddered as its shields were bombarded by the cloud of rocky debris and dust surrounding the asteroid. The grapple line for the extraction assembly only had a three hundred meter reach, meaning that they had to fly closer to the asteroid than any flight manual would advise. In fact, in the fifth edition of How to Avoid Huge Spacerocks, the author had specifically warned against the very maneuver they were about to attempt.
Jack’s objections had been overruled, of course, because his companions were insane, by his estimation. However, they were also the competent type of insane so he had reasonable confidence they’d get out of the mission alive.
Alissa aligned the ship above a thorium deposit using the targeting overlay on the HUD.
“A little closer…” Triss urged.
“I’m trying!” Alissa grit her teeth as she fought against the controls.
“Almost…. Got it!” Triss fired the extractor.
The claw-like assembly and tether shot out from the belly of the Little Princess and embedded in the asteroid.
“Drilling underway,” Triss stated. “We need a minute and then we should be all set.”
Alissa remained focused on maintaining enough slack on the tether to keep it from prematurely ripping the assembly from the rock.
After a minute, Triss beamed. “Extraction successful! Now to reel it in.” She pushed the button to activate the servos.
Nothing happened.
“That’s not good,” she murmured.
Alissa groaned. “Nothing ever went wrong before you were here, Jack.”
“Hey, I warned—”
“Not now!” Triss cut him off. “I can’t override the servos from here. They may have been damaged in the laser fire on the station.
“How securely is the extractor connected to the cable?” Alissa asked.
Triss nodded. “I was thinking the same thing. It should hold.”
Gently, Alissa began pulling away from the asteroid, increasing the tension on the cable connecting the ship to the container now filled with a sample of thorium.
“If we lose that sample…” Triss warned.
“I know, I know. Quiet.” Alissa’s
gaze darted between the readings on the HUD and out the window for visual confirmation of their position relative to the tether point. “Almost…”
The taut tether snapped free of the asteroid and whipped back toward the ship, the extraction claw still attached to the end. The metal claw crashed into the portside window of the cockpit next to Alissa. The window held but small cracks radiated from the impact site.
Alissa pointed the ship away from the asteroid into open space and cut the thrusters. “That was way too close.”
“Someone has to go out there to retrieve the canister,” Triss said. “And we should probably seal that window before the crack spreads.”
“Not me!’ Finn said. “Those EVA suits are too claustrophobic.”
“I should monitor the servos from in here,” Triss suggested.
“And I’m the pilot, so…” Alissa looked to Jack.
“Oh man. Seriously?” Jack let out a heavy sigh.
“Let’s get you suited up, come on,” Alissa said and led him to the airlock at the rear of the craft.
Dragging his feet, Jack followed her. “I hate EVA.”
“New guy gets the short straw,” she replied as she pulled a gold-tinted suit and helmet from a storage closet.
“This smells like bile,” Jack commented when he caught a whiff of the helmet.
“There may or may not have been an incident during the last EVA.” Alissa shrugged. “I’m sure you won’t notice it as soon as it’s sealed up.”
Reluctantly, Jack donned the suit and slipped on the helmet. Contrary to Alissa’s statement, the smell was in fact much, much worse once the suit was sealed. Nonetheless, he didn’t like the idea of a crack in the window of the spaceship so he was driven to complete the job at hand.
After securing some tools to his waist belt and a comm check with Alissa, he entered the tiny airlock toward the stern of the ship and waited for the pressure to drop. When all the air had been vented, the light on the outer door turned green and he opened the hatch.
“Heading out,” he said into the comm.
“Slow and steady,” Alissa said on the other end.
Jack strapped into a lead line and connected it to an anchor outside the door. He then carefully exited the ship, hanging onto handholds that seemed far too shallow in the feeble grasp afforded with the gloves of the EVA suit.
He inched along the side of the craft, gulping as he saw the tether line for the extractor stretching out into space next to the ship. Any sudden change of direction and the line could easily pin him against the hull and slice him clean through.
First, he passed by the anchor for the tether to inspect the crack in the front portside window. It wasn’t pretty, but the crack appeared to be isolated to only the outermost of the two layers of reinforced plexiglass windowpanes. He unclipped a canister of sealant from his belt and sprayed it in the crack. The material oozed into the cracks and within moments the impact site was invisible.
“Good. Now for the hard part,” Alissa said.
Jack backtracked toward the tether. Once in position next to the reel, he locked the gravity boots on his EVA suit and began bashing his fist on the reel’s external control panel. The random button mashing did nothing, so he flipped out a hand crank to reel it in manually.
“You owe me a shoulder massage after this,” Jack panted as he cranked the reel, trading off hands when one arm tired.
“I’ll get Triss right on that. She gives amazing massages,” Alissa replied.
“I’ll bet you’d know.”
After seven minutes of vigorous cranking, the end of the tether was finally close. Jack slowed down as the final length of line came in, and he retrieved the canister from inside the claw. Holding the canister in his left hand, he made the final cranks to return the claw to its casing in the hull and closed the cover for the control panel.
Cautiously, he unlocked his boots and made his way back inside.
“Great job!” Alissa praised when he was safely back in the airlock.
Jack sealed the door and began to repressurize the chamber. While he waited, he examined the material inside the canister through the transparent window in the side. “Huh. Is it supposed to be glowing like that?”
CHAPTER 12: A Tasty Detour
“No. No it is not.” Alissa’s concern was audible over the comm.
Jack took a closer look at the canister containing the sample they’d collected from the asteroid. He knew it was supposed to be thorium, but as far as he knew thorium didn’t glow.
“Don’t take off your suit just yet,” Alissa stated. We need to figure out what’s going on.
The light blue glow emanating from the canister looked almost magical in the dim lighting of the airlock.
“It’s kinda pretty,” Jack commented. “What do you think it is?”
“I’m not sure…” None of the concern had left Alissa’s tone.
“What color is it glowing?” Triss asked, jumping on the comm.
“Pale blue,” Jack replied. “The material itself looks to be kind of metalic white.”
Triss’ face appeared in the tiny porthole window in the airlock door. “Show me.”
Jack held up the canister for her to get a better view.
Her eyebrows drew together. “Uhh… that looks like actinium.”
“Sounds fancy.”
“Yeah, well, it’s not supposed to exist on its own in nature.”
Jack frowned. “That’s curious.”
“It’s also highly radioactive. Like, super-hot radioactive.”
“So it’s probably bad I’m holding onto it.”
“Not the greatest, no. I mean, the canister should contain it. And the airlock is sealed against radiation, same shielding as the hull.”
Jack set down the canister near the back wall. “I don’t want to be in this room with the radioactive nonsense, Triss. Let me out! Alissa, make her let me out!”
“Okay, just hold on,” Alissa soothed. “We’ll go into the sleeping cabins while the door is open. Re-seal the airlock when you’re inside.”
“What about my suit?”
“It’ll be… fine,” Triss replied. “Just toss it in the closet.”
“Alright…” Jack agreed.
The others ran away from the door and gave him an all-clear signal when the cabin doors were closed. He opened up the interior airlock door and re-sealed it, then stripped off the EVA suit as quickly as possible. A decontamination routine activated on the suit when it was in storage.
“That’s a terrible design,” he grumbled.
Alissa, Triss, and Finn crept out from the two sleeping cabins.
“Well, this is going to make the break-in significantly more difficult,” Alissa said.
“You’re welcome, by the way,” Jack said.
“Yes, thank you for going out there,” Alissa acknowledged. “But seriously, though, the plan counted on a stable radioactive compound. With the grapple shot, we don’t have another chance to extract what we need.”
“Why did you need it?” Jack asked.
“To throw off the security sensors in the GiganCorp labs,” she explained. “The presence of a radioactive substance diverts some of the resources away from normal bio-detection—like a decoy.”
“Well, this would make one heck of a decoy!” Jack exclaimed.
Alissa sighed. “Way too much. I think the entire lab would lock down as soon as something that potent was detected.”
Jack thought for a moment. “What are the procedures when there’s a dangerous containment breach?”
“Everyone immediately goes into secure bunkers. Emergency doors seal.”
“What kind of visibility do those bunkers have to security cameras and the like?” Jack prompted.
“Not the full control center, but probably some,” Alissa replied.
“But looping footage of an empty hallway is easy,” Triss cut in. “And Finn and I can bypass any lock.”
“Yeah we can!” Finn cheered.
A smile slowly spread across her face. “This could work. Handling the material is going to be tricky, though. We’ll need extra radiation suits.”
“They probably have some stashed away at GiganCorp, right?” Triss prompted.
“Almost certainly,” Alissa confirmed. “But it’s possible all of them will be taken by staff as soon as the alarm is triggered.”
Jack smirked. “Easy. We just need to make sure the alarm triggers when the facility isn’t fully staffed.”
“We have two days to get this done,” Alissa reminded him. It’s not like we can wait for the weekend. And overnight, the security systems follow different protocols and we’d be screwed.”
“So we time it right during normal operating hours but make sure to clear it out,” Jack stated.
Alissa raised an eyebrow skeptically. “And how do we do that?”
Jack waved his hand. “By declaring a bottomless margarita happy hour at the nearest bar, of course! And ‘all you can eat’ taquitos for three credits. That’ll empty the place.”
“I’m beginning to realize that most of our ideas revolve around food,” Finn observed.
Jack nodded. “I really am bummed about all of that chili going to waste earlier.”
Alissa shrugged. “Cost of doing business.”
Triss had a mischievous glint in her eyes. “Jack, this idea of yours will work. Just mentioning taquitos is making me hungry.”
“Me too,” Finn agreed. He looked around the group. “Should we go for taquitos right now?”
“I think we need to test out to bar to make sure it has sufficient draw to serve our purposes in the plan,” Alissa said.
“Yes, just vetting the plan,” Triss concurred.
“Why do I not have taquitos in my mouth right now?” Alissa cried as she dashed for the cockpit.
“I’m soooo hungry now that I’m thinking about it,” moaned Triss. “How far away is the GiganCorp lab with the MEC?”
“About four hours in hyperspace,” Alissa said with a frown.
“Four hours?! I’ll never make it,” Finn wailed.