Die Me a River

by Denise Swanson

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  Copyright © 2018 by Denise Stybr

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  Contents

  Front Cover

  Title Page

  Copyright

  Chapter 1

  Chapter 2

  Chapter 3

  Chapter 4

  Chapter 5

  Chapter 6

  Chapter 7

  Chapter 8

  Chapter 9

  Chapter 10

  Chapter 11

  Chapter 12

  Chapter 13

  Chapter 14

  Chapter 15

  Chapter 16

  Chapter 17

  Chapter 18

  Chapter 19

  Chapter 20

  Chapter 21

  Chapter 22

  Chapter 23

  Chapter 24

  Epilogue

  Acknowledgments

  About the Author

  Back Cover

  Chapter 1

  Too Busy Thinking about My Baby

  School psychologist Skye Denison-Boyd stopped pacing, tucked a stray curl into her messy bun, and plopped onto one of the chairs facing Homer Knapik’s desk. She’d been waiting fifteen minutes, and the high school principal hadn’t yet graced her with his presence.

  Officially, Skye was on maternity leave for another two months, but between the frantic plea from her intern, Piper Townsend, and the incensed call from Homer, she’d agreed to come to the school for a meeting. It had taken her a couple of hours to arrange for a babysitter, pack up the twins’ paraphernalia, and find something other than yoga pants that fit her post-pregnancy body.

  Skye wasn’t clear about the details of the actual problem—both parties had been too incoherent for her to understand their rambling—but from what she could gather, Homer was trying to slip something unethical past Piper. Doubtlessly, he was hoping that the intern’s inexperience would allow him to play fast and loose with the rules and regulations governing public education.

  Although Skye could have asked the co-op psychologist assigned to supervise Piper’s internship during Skye’s absence to handle the matter, she couldn’t in good conscience turn her back on either of those women. Dealing with Homer was more of an art than a science, and expecting someone unfamiliar with his peculiarities to handle the situation would be heartless.

  The Scumble River School District belonged to the Stanley County Special Education Cooperative, an entity that furnished the district with programs and personnel and managed the bureaucratic red tape of special education funding. However, the co-op’s psychologist had never dealt with the likes of Homer, and Skye was afraid the woman would cut and run if the principal was his usual obnoxious self.

  Then there was the poor intern who might just decide she’d chosen the wrong profession if Skye didn’t help her navigate the rocky roads of Homer’s fiefdom. Piper hadn’t yet grasped that while the high school principal was indeed an agent of the devil, his duties were largely ceremonial.

  Interrupting Skye’s musings, the door banged opened and a gruff voice that scraped like a knife being sharpened at a grinding stone yelled, “It’s about time you got here. Do you think I have all day to waste on this?”

  Skye’s skin crawled and she took a calming breath. Nothing would change Homer at this stage in his career—which, fingers crossed, was darn close to retirement. After working with him for nearly seven years, Skye’s strategy was similar to the winners on her favorite reality TV show: outwit, outplay, outlast.

  Pasting a cheery expression on her face, she crossed her ankles and then said, “I guess I could have brought the twins with me and breastfed them while we talked. I’m sure you wouldn’t have minded helping me burp them.” She gestured at his huge desk and added, “And that would probably make a pretty good changing table for their dirty diapers.”

  Homer glowered at Skye, stomped past her, and selected a long john from the box of doughnuts on the credenza. Next, he popped a pod into the Keurig and waited for it to brew. Once the coffee was finished, he grabbed the mug, moved to his massive leather chair, and eased his bulk onto the cushioned seat.

  The principal’s office was larger than many of the school’s classrooms, and its furnishings were top of the line. How much of the school’s budget had Homer appropriated for his grandiose display of power?

  After taking a healthy gulp of the hot beverage, he said, “You wouldn’t have had to come in at all if you would have just ordered Paisley to stop defying me and quit questioning my decisions.”

  “Piper,” Skye corrected. “How many times do I have to tell you her name is Piper?”

  “Who in the hell names their kid something like that?” Homer rolled his eyes. “Is her father the Pied Piper of Hamelin or something?”

  “Really? At your age you’ve never heard of the actress Piper Laurie?” Skye raised her brows in question, but when Homer didn’t respond, she said, “Whatever. It’s a pretty name and it’s hers, so remember it.”

  This was exactly why Skye and her husband, Wally, were having such a hard time selecting names for their twins. The babies were going on five weeks old, and they still hadn’t agreed on what to call them—a fact that had made it very difficult to leave the hospital.

  The nurses had driven Skye and Wally nuts trying to get them to choose names and fill out the paperwork. They’d practically had to sneak out of the place to take the babies home without naming them. Skye’s mother, May, and Wally’s father, Carson, weren’t too happy with them either. But both Skye and Wally were adamant that they wouldn’t rush into naming their babies. The names had to be perfect—just like the twins.

  “Yeah. Right.” Homer waved his hand as he reached for the ph
one and punched the intercom button. “Find Parker and have her report to my office PDQ.”

  “Piper,” Skye reminded him again, her palm itching to slap him. “Or you could call her Ms. Townsend.”

  Homer ignored Skye as he ate his doughnut and drank his coffee. She checked to see if she was drooling. She’d been in such a rush to get to the school she hadn’t eaten lunch, and her daughter had managed to tip over Skye’s bowl of cereal during breakfast.

  When her stomach growled for the third time, she decided she no longer cared what Homer thought and said, “Thank you. Yes. I would like a pastry.” She got to her feet and walked over to the credenza. “Coffee would be lovely, too.” She sorted through the basket of pods until she found a decaf, then popped it into the machine and pushed the blinking button.

  “Make yourself at home,” Homer groused. “Should I get you a footstool?”

  Before a snarky reply could leave Skye’s lips, a petite young woman slipped into the room. Piper Townsend might have been twenty-five but she could have easily passed as a middle schooler.

  Piper’s youthful appearance had worried Skye when she’d originally interviewed her. She’d wondered if Piper might be intimidated by some of the larger high school boys. Now Skye realized that she should have been more concerned about the intern being bullied by the administration.

  She glanced at Skye, then slid her gaze to Homer and said, “You asked for me, sir?”

  “Don’t act so damn coy.” Homer narrowed his beady, little eyes. Considering the contrast to the size of his enormous head, they looked like raisins in a bowl of oatmeal. Or maybe poppy seeds in a block of suet.

  “I’m not, sir.” Piper edged toward one of the empty chairs, then sat down.

  “You sure as hell weren’t this sweet when you told me off in front of that parent,” Homer bellowed, then turned his angry stare at Skye. “You need to teach her to be more respectful of administration.”

  “I’m sure Piper expressed her opinion in a courteous and professional manner.” Skye took the remaining available seat and glanced at the intern. She might have been young and inexperienced, but so far, Skye had found her extremely sharp and good at her job. “Isn’t that correct?”

  “Absolutely.” Piper nodded, her fingers nervously pleating the skirt of her gray suit. “I asked to speak to him in private, but he refused and I couldn’t let him just send that poor woman away.”

  “It was none of your dang business,” Homer sputtered. “You shouldn’t have interfered. Now we’ll never get rid of her or her brats.”

  “Brats!” Piper popped up from her chair, her ivory cheeks as pink as her ruffled blouse. She glared at Homer. “What kind of educator are you to call children that?”

  “Okay, time to settle down.” Skye tugged the young woman back into her seat and said, “Homer is going to tell us his perception of the incident and then you’re going to tell us yours. And neither one of you is going to interrupt the other.”

  Skye shot them both a take-no-prisoners look, then bit into her Bismarck and waited. When Homer remained silent, she motioned for him to begin.

  “This woman comes waltzing in right when the first bell was ringing.” Homer lumbered up from his desk and loomed over Skye. “She claimed her kids had gone to school here before, but I sure as hell didn’t remember them, and Opal couldn’t find any trace of them in our records.”

  Homer reminded Skye of the ogre in those animated movies. Not only because of his hulking movements or his size, but in her mind’s eye, she could see his complexion turning a pale green when he was angry. His eyebrows drew a thick line across his protruding brow, random tufts poked from his ears like the cattails that grew along the ditches, and a dense pelt covered his arms and hands. Bunches even bristled from between the buttons of his shirt. If it weren’t for the hair that enveloped him from head to foot, he could have played that part onstage.

  Interrupting Skye’s musings about Homer’s appearance, Piper said, “Mrs. Brodsky explained that her oldest son was in eighth grade here in Scumble River starting in April of last year. Due to a family emergency out of state, she hadn’t had a chance to register him for high school before the tornado destroyed the house she’d been renting. And since then, she’s been trying to find a place to live, which is why they haven’t been in school yet. But you refused to even call the junior high.”

  “Piper,” Skye quickly interceded before Homer exploded. “Let Homer finish, then we’ll hear your interpretation of the occurrence.”

  “As I was saying…” Homer shot a dismissive glance at the intern, then turned to Skye and continued. “I advised the woman that she should enroll her children in Brooklyn, where they are temporarily living in a motel, until their rental unit in Scumble River is repaired.”

  “You only told her that because she asked that her son be evaluated.”

  Homer swung his gigantic head in Piper’s direction. “We’re not paying a mint to test this kid when he doesn’t even live in our district.”

  He leaned into the intern’s space and gripped the arms of her chair, then chuckled when she shrank away from him.

  Skye, her voice iced with fury, snapped, “Back off, Homer. You are dangerously close to a harassment lawsuit.”

  Snorting, Homer strolled back behind his desk, then, as if there had been no interruption, he said, “And the cherry on the cake is that this woman has two other children who will be sucking up our resources. And”—his mouth puckered as if he wanted to spit—“she wants us to provide transportation.”

  After a long beat of silence, Skye licked the sugar from her fingers and asked, “Are you finished, Homer?”

  “The matter is settled.” He sat down, leaned back, and laced his fingers over his stomach. “I don’t know why we’re even talking about it.”

  “Piper?” Skye nodded at the intern, noticing that the young woman had pulled out an iPad from her bag and was tapping away on it.

  Piper straightened her suit jacket and said, “Mrs. Brodsky came into the school at approximately 7:51 a.m. I was at the front desk giving Opal the passes to hand out to the students I planned to work with this morning.” Piper glanced up and Skye nodded for her to continue. “Mrs. Brodsky and I began to chat, and she shared her concern about her son’s lack of progress last year. I offered to review his file and talk to his previous teachers. She agreed, then requested a registration form. As she filled it out, she mentioned that due to the tornado destroying her rental, she was living in Brooklyn and asked about transportation. Mr. Knapik was summoned.”

  “No one summons me,” Homer informed them loftily. “Opal alerted me to the situation and I came out to deal with the quagmire Pepper had stirred up.”

  “Her name is Piper.” Skye glowered at him, then added, “Let her finish her report.”

  “Once Mr. Knapik informed Mrs. Brodsky that her children should enroll in the town where she was living, I attempted to speak to him in private, but he refused.” Piper’s description of the incident fell off her tongue in a rush of words. “I then advised him that according to the McKinney-Vento Homeless Education Assistance Act, the Brodsky children had every right to attend Scumble River schools.”

  “Anything else?” Skye took a sip of her coffee and waited for the bombshell she knew was about to drop. She wouldn’t have been called in if something more dramatic hadn’t happened.

  “Mr. Knapik stated that I didn’t know what I was talking about, then told Opal not to accept the registration form and returned to his office.”

  “And?” Skye stifled a yawn. It wasn’t that she was bored, but the twins never slept more than three or four hours at a time, and last night it had been more like two.

  “Mrs. Brodsky was upset and said that she would be seeking legal counsel.” Piper’s professional facade slipped a tiny bit, and Skye saw a glimmer of spite in the young woman’s blue eyes as she flicked a
sly glance in Homer’s direction. “I suggested that she check out the new law office that just opened in town.”

  “You mean my sister-in-law’s?” Skye hid a smile. Loretta would love this case.

  “Can you believe this idiot helped a parent in her quest to sue us?” Homer’s face turned an alarming shade of purple and he pounded on the desktop. “I want you to get rid of her right now. She’s a menace.”

  “No.” Skye stared coolly at Homer. “Piper acted in an ethical manner.” She glanced at the young woman. “Although, I suggest in the future that you not recommend specific attorneys.”

  “Well, I don’t want this moron in my school,” Homer bellowed.

  Piper paled and she sat with her mouth half-open as if she were trying to respond but couldn’t find the words.

  Skye patted the intern’s hand, then, with a chilling smile, turned to Homer and said, “In that case, you’ll be out of compliance.” She tapped the top of his desk. “And you’ll get into trouble at your next compliance review. Should we call the superintendent and get his opinion?”

  “I’ll get the co-op psychologist to come in and do your job until you stop playing around at being a mommy and come back to work.” Homer’s voice oozed smugness.

  Skye ignored his dig and asked calmly, “Do you have the budget to cover the cost of contracting with the co-op for additional services?”

  “Fine.” Homer’s bottom lip pooched out as if he were going to start crying, and Skye wondered if she had one of the twin’s pacifiers in her purse. “But if Peeper here screws up again, she’s gone.”

  “Piper did not screw up.” Skye turned to the intern, smiled reassuringly, and said, “Since we’ve settled this, why don’t you get back to work, and I’ll stop to say goodbye once Homer and I are through.”

  “Thanks.” With a nervous glance toward Homer, Piper hurried from the room, her low-heeled pumps clicking on the hardwood floor.

  Once the intern was gone, Homer sank back into his chair, put his arms behind his head, and gloated. “Well, that went well.”

  Skye blinked at him. After every meeting with Homer, when he acted like a toddler, she always wanted to ask him Who ties your shoelaces for you? So far, she’d resisted, but she could tell the day was coming.