Bishop as Pawn

by William Kienzle

  “Nothing comes to mind.” Tully sounded calm, cool. Actually, Koesler’s hypothesis excited him.

  “Can’t the police get into a suspect’s place and look around?” Koesler asked.

  “Not legally. Not without a warrant.”

  “Can’t you get a warrant?” he pressed.

  “Not without a specific reason. And you don’t have a specific reason,” Tully reminded him. “When it comes right down to it, you’ve got nothing more than a hunch.”

  “Is that what they call ‘a fishing expedition’?”

  “That’s what they call a fishing expedition.”

  Koesler thought for a moment. Tully was silent.

  “Wait a minute,” Koesler said with some intensity. “What if I went in?”

  “How would you get in?”

  “He invited me.”

  “He what?”

  “A few days ago. He invited me to visit him.”

  “The good guys just scored. But the ballgame is far from over.”

  “But if—Lieutenant, if I were to find something I thought was incriminating … if that happened …?”

  “Then you call me, no matter what time it is. You’ve got my all purpose number?”

  “Yes.”

  “Then give it a whirl.”

  “Pray for me.”

  “I’m tempted to.”

  CHAPTER

  TWENTY - EIGHT

  Wisely, Father Koesler did not rely on Lieutenant Tully’s inclination to pray.

  But Koesler prayed. He asked for God’s presence with him. Of course he believed that God was present always and everywhere. But this was an intensified moment. He was convinced this would be his one and only chance to uncover the truth and, in so doing, free an innocent man from prison.

  So Koesler prayed for enlightenment. He didn’t know what he was supposed to be looking for. He didn’t know what clue to be listening for.

  What this came down to was that the police were forbidden by law to invade an individual’s castle merely in hopes of coming up with incriminating evidence. They had to have a good reason to believe they would find something specific in order to be permitted entree to look for it. The police were not allowed to engage in such a “fishing expedition.”

  But the law did not forbid a private citizen who had been invited into the castle from keeping the fish that jumped into his boat.

  The looming problem was that Koesler had no pole or line. He had no special skill in this sort of venture. He did not know what sort of fish he was looking for. He did not even know whether there even were any fish in this pond.

  He needed help.

  And that’s why Father Koesler was praying fervently even as he lifted the knocker to rap on the door.

  Why did he have this sense of déjà vu? Then he remembered: It was another time, some years back, when he had been trying to help another priest who had been accused of murder. He, Koesler, had accepted an invitation to dinner at the apartment of a man involved in the case, and, that night, had noticed something in the man’s apartment that had led to the solving of the case.

  Koesler fervently hoped that the same thing would happen tonight—that somehow, history would repeat itself, and that he would again come across something—anything—that would prove that Father Carleson was indeed innocent of the killings he was accused of committing.

  But hope was not enough. Father Koesler went beyond hope: He continued to pray, even as the door was opened by a smiling Brad Kleimer.

  “Well! Come in, come in! Good to see you. Glad you could come.” As the two men shook hands, Koesler wondered at his host’s effusiveness; even Koesler’s own friends rarely welcomed him so heartily.

  “Here, let me take your hat and coat.…” Koesler, feeling curiously as if he were divesting himself of armor, handed those garments to Kleimer, who stood waiting in front of the hall closet. Kleimer put the hat on a shelf, hung the coat on a hanger, closed the closet door, and turned back to Koesler with a smile.

  “Kind of you to see me on such short notice,” Koesler said.

  “Your call was a bit of a surprise,” Kleimer admitted, as he motioned Koesler into the living room. “But heck, I invited you to visit anytime … it was after I consulted with you about Carleson witnessing my wife’s marriage, wasn’t it?”

  “Yes, that was it. I just had some spare time tonight, and took the chance.…”

  “Fine, great! Can I get you something to drink? The bar is wellstocked.” He gestured toward an army of bottles. “What’ll you have?”

  Koesler did not really want anything to drink. But balancing a cocktail of some kind might extend the visit. “How about a gin and tonic … heavy on the tonic.”

  “Sure thing! Uh … by the way, what do I call you?”

  “At the risk of seeming old fashioned, I’d prefer the title.”

  Kleimer grinned and inclined his head. “Sure thing,” he said again. “I’m Brad.” He busied himself at the wet bar, his back to Koesler. “By the way, Father, I gotta remind you that I’ve got a date later this evening. So I gotta leave in about an hour. But now you know where I live you should come again sometime.”

  Great! thought Koesler, not only do I desperately need God, He’s got a time limit.

  Regardless, Koesler was using the formula he had so often recommended to others: Pray as if everything depended on God, but act as if everything depended on you. He was trying to use every precious second to look for something—he didn’t know what. Whatever he was supposed to find.

  Kleimer’s apartment was on the fourth floor of the Riverfront high rise. From the vantage point this low in the building, the view needed a lot to be breathtaking. But the apartment was comfortably furnished … though there did seem to be a preponderance of end tables.

  Hmmm … out of the ordinary for him to notice such an insignificant detail. Was that what God wanted him to investigate?

  God simply had to make Himself more clear!

  Koesler walked about the living room, examining each table as carefully as possible. Magazines; newspapers; folders—brought from work, presumably; some ashtrays; a few pieces of personal memorabilia.

  Nothing noteworthy or signal, unless there was something incriminating in one of those folders. But for Koesler to have a go at checking those, Kleimer would have to be out of the room for an extended period. Maybe if he took a shower …

  Koesler shook his head; his host looked and smelled as if he was ready for his date.

  Kleimer returned with two drinks. The tall fizzing one was Koesler’s. Kleimer appeared to have made himself a martini … either that or he had put ice and a large olive in water.

  They sat on facing sofas. Koesler was within reaching distance of an end table—one that held several of the mysterious folders. He was sorely tempted.

  “So, Father … you’re pastor of St. Joe’s.”

  “Uh-huh.”

  “And unofficial chaplain of the Detroit Police Department.” Kleimer smiled at his blatant overstatement.

  “No, I wouldn’t say that. As I told you, it’s only an occasional involvement.”

  “But I’ve been asking around. Your ‘involvement’ is always on behalf of the Homicide detectives and thus the prosecution. The operative word is prosecution. So I figured that somewhere down the line I might use you.”

  The operative word, thought Koesler, is use. As he had already concluded, Kleimer was a user, a manipulator.

  “As a matter of fact,” Kleimer said, “you’ve already been helpful.”

  “I have?”

  “You witnessed Father Carleson leaving Ste. Anne’s rectory about 11:30 the night he killed Demers. Now he won’t be able to back out of that one.”

  Koesler was shocked. “But I only told Lieutenant Tully—!”

  It took Kleimer a moment to comprehend Koesler’s distress. “And you thought … Look, Father, I know Zoo Tully doesn’t go along with the way this case is proceeding—he even has his own pet theory and sus
pect. But Tully works for the department, not for himself. He couldn’t be the honest cop he is and hold back that information.

  “But don’t feel bad: Your information was just icing on the cake. This case was wrapped up the minute Lieutenant Quirt was diligent enough to order an autopsy for Demers. Pretty shrewd police work, I’d say.”

  “I guess that’s so,” Koesler said. “But if Lieutenant Quirt hadn’t thought of it, you would have.”

  “What’s that?” It was Kleimer’s turn to be surprised.

  “I mean, you’re too efficient a prosecutor not to know that Father Carleson had almost adopted Mr. Demers. That Father was concerned about Demers’s vegetative state … and that Father had even discussed euthanasia. All of that was common knowledge around the hospital. I’d be very surprised if you didn’t know all about it.”

  Kleimer considered this a moment. “Well, yes, of course I knew it.”

  “So even if Lieutenant Quirt hadn’t been suspicious, you surely would have.”

  Kleimer thought again, then chuckled. “Sure I would’ve. Of course I would’ve. But don’t tell anybody; I want Quirt to feel good about this. He deserves it. It was a good catch.”

  “Very generous of you,” Koesler observed.

  “Speaking of Quirt, he tells me he’s back in the movie business.”

  “Pardon?”

  “You know, that made-for-TV production they’ve been working on even while the investigation was continuing. They came to me first. But I was up to my neck with the Diego murder, so I passed them on to Quirt. They got so obnoxious that even Quirt dumped them. Now that the investigation is completed, George got reinvolved. They promised him some bucks. So far, that’s still just a promise.”

  “Now that you mention it,” Koesler said, “I was reading something about that movie. Didn’t they have … oh, what’s his name?… Charles Durning signed? Hard to believe he’s supposed to play a Hispanic bishop.”

  “They lost Durning. But they think they can get Donald Sutherland.”

  “Donald Sutherland!”

  “Guess who he’s supposed to play.”

  Koesler shook his head.

  “Me!”

  “You.”

  “Yes. Not bad, wouldn’t you say, having Donald Sutherland play me?” The very thought of someone so famous portraying him seemed to intoxicate Kleimer. He launched into a narrative expounding on his hopes and plans. This case had already gained him national, even international, recognition. There would be plenty more to come as the trial took place and as, inevitably, he won a conviction.

  Of course, Kleimer expected a defense of insanity, but he was quite sure he could defeat that ploy. And even if Carleson’s insanity plea succeeded, the priest would be behind bars one way or the other. Kleimer couldn’t wait to lock horns with Avery Cone. Nothing like going against the best; his victory would be all the greater.

  One word leading to another, Kleimer used up a lot of time blowing his own horn.

  Throughout, every chance he got, Koesler scanned the room. He had to return his gaze to the speaker from time to time; he didn’t want to create the impression he was bored. He simply was searching for … what? He didn’t know. He felt like an actor in a play knowing neither his lines nor even which play he was in.

  At length, Kleimer checked his watch. “Say, Father” —he was still looking at his watch—” it’s time I got on my horse or the lady will kill me.” As he and a reluctant Koesler rose to their feet, the phone rang.

  Kleimer hesitated. “I’ll be just a minute,” he said as he left the room.

  “Just a minute,” Koesler repeated in his mind. Just a minute! He could not chance picking up even one of these mysterious and strangely promising folders in “just a minute.”

  Once again he scanned the room. At least now he didn’t have to worry about holding eye contact. But there was nothing he hadn’t seen earlier. And nothing that seemed even remotely incriminating. Koesler’s heart sank. What a dumb idea this had been!

  Kleimer leaned back into the living room, a distressed look on his face. One of his hands covered the phone. “The lady wants to cancel tonight. I’ve gotta talk her out of that. Would you mind letting yourself out?” Without waiting for an answer, he said, “Thanks. We’ll talk.”

  He disappeared again into the kitchen, whence Koesler could hear him cajoling, kidding, and pleading alternatively.

  Koesler shrugged and headed for the closet to retrieve his hat and coat. Not for an instant did he blame God. It simply was not to be.

  After all, he had no more than a theory, a mere hypothesis. For all he knew, his theory might be no more than a product of his wishful thinking. Perhaps he wanted so to help Don Carleson that his fancy had taken flight.

  As he walked to the closet he became aware that his vision was slightly impaired by dirty glasses. He’d been in such a hurry since his shower and frustrated sleuthing that he’d paid no attention to how smudged his eyeglasses were.

  Fortunately, he routinely kept a clean handkerchief in his overcoat for just such exigencies.

  He opened the closet door and slid his hand inside the vest pocket of his overcoat. Strange, he didn’t feel the folded cloth he expected. Rather, it felt like a slip of paper.

  He had no idea what it could be. He was forever stuffing pieces of paper, cards, notes, in his pockets. He assumed almost everyone did likewise. It always proved a revelation, sometimes an amusing diversion, to pull everything out and try to place the source of each.

  He pulled the slip of paper out.

  He recognized it immediately. His only question was what had happened to his clean handkerchief. Then he looked more closely at the piece of paper.

  No, that wasn’t right. How could anyone have made such a stupid mistake?

  Then, slowly, very slowly, it all began to fall into place.

  Hoping against hope, he looked further into the closet. There was another black overcoat. He reached into its vest pocket and found his clean handkerchief.

  Paraphrasing from My Fair Lady, he wanted to sing out, “I think I’ve got it! By George, I’ve got it!”

  Hurriedly, he slipped into his coat and hat—making certain both were his own. Hurriedly, he returned to St. Joe’s. Hurriedly, he called Lieutenant Tully. Hurriedly, Tully started the process to secure a search warrant.

  CHAPTER

  TWENTY - NINE

  “I think I’ll take that coffee now,” Lieutenant Tully said.

  “Now that you mention it, I will too, if it is not too much trouble,” Inspector Koznicki said.

  Father Koesler was tempted to feel insulted, or at least slighted. Earlier, he had offered both officers coffee. Both had declined. Now Mary O’Connor had arrived. She offered to make coffee, and the two accepted readily enough.

  From time to time, Koesler was almost convinced he was incapable of brewing coffee to anyone’s taste but his own. Then something would happen to restore his confidence. Why just a few evenings ago Father Carleson had welcomed not only Koesler coffee, but warmed-over Koesler coffee.

  And of course it was Father Carleson who brought them together this frigid but clear and sunny February morning.

  The priest and the police officers had gathered in St. Joe’s dining room to, in effect, celebrate the conclusion of the police investigation of the Diego and Demers murders. The court trials were yet to come.

  “It was almost a miracle that led you to that receipt,” Koznicki said.

  Koesler laughed. “If you could have seen me—if you could have read my mind while I was in Brad Kleimer’s apartment, you wouldn’t have a single doubt that it was a miracle. But, then, as someone once said, ‘More things are wrought by prayer than this world knows of.’ Did you pray, Lieutenant?”

  Tully wore a bemused smile. He considered the question rhetorical. He could not argue that prayer mightn’t work if one believed in it; but prayer played an almost nonexistent role in his life.

  “I literally didn’t know what I was
looking for, and I was afraid I wouldn’t recognize it even if I found it. That’s how bad off I was,” Koesler said. He had already, at least in part, explained to Tully what had happened in Kleimer’s apartment. He would go over what had transpired for the benefit of both officers. It was a ritual they had gone through in the past and would repeat now.

  “Things happened in that apartment that some might ascribe to chance, but I think it was Providence,” Koesler said. “Starting with Mr. Kleimer’s invitation to visit him sometime. I have no idea why he did that.”

  “He would have found some use for you sometime,” Koznicki suggested.

  “I suppose. Anyway, I had no idea then that I would be taking him up on that offer.”

  “And he had no idea his invitation was going to backfire,” Tully added.

  “That’s right,” Koesler agreed. “Anyway, just as he was about to usher me out, his phone rang. If that hadn’t happened, he would certainly have handed me the right black overcoat.”

  “And if the call had been from almost anyone but his date for that evening, he would’ve ended the call seconds after he got it. ’Cause his prime concern was that he was almost late for that date. It was because he was trying to talk her out of breaking the date that he asked me to show myself out.

  “That gave me the time and the notion to clean my glasses before going outside. After that, it was just a matter of how we—or most of us, anyway—have a habit of stuffing things in pockets—particularly overcoat pockets.

  “I remember when I went to Receiving last Wednesday night, I had to take the card out of the parking machine before I could enter the garage. Then, after I parked, I put the card in my wallet. That way, I wouldn’t lose it or forget where I’d put it.

  “When I drove to the exit ramp on my way out, I had already buckled the seat belt, which made it very awkward to put the parking receipt anywhere but in the vest pocket of my coat. Fortunately, Kleimer had the same experience.

  “And it’s so easy to go unrecognized by a parking attendant. They don’t even bother looking up; all you have to do is stick your arm out the car window with the ticket and money in your hand. The attendant takes them and, in the case of Receiving, automatically gives you the receipt.”