WineBar: The Complete Story

by Alexis Angel

  Oh right, I have done like no promo for this book, huh? Ya, so it's called Man Chaser and if you liked Client 5 about phone sex operators then you'll <3 <3 Man Chaser which is a story of an ex-porn star who ends up getting seduced by her boss.

  Love,

  Alexis xoxox

  Why?

  Why do authors release at the same time?

  Seriously, it's like when you don't have any sex, and then when you finally do having so much you can't even walk straight. Like you know going from periods of drought to periods of just gorging.

  That's what it's kinda like this time. I'm not even joking I have the choice today of going and writing so that I can make enough money to you know live and have enough cash to buy all the things that life demands - lipstick, perfume, La Perla (they are having a sale in February and I plan to stock up on anything made with lace because this guy ripped my thong off a coupla weeks ago but thats a whole nother story), and cosmos. Or I can go and play with my BOB as I read because so many books have come out.

  I mean why can’t I find a hot guy who would release frequently.

  Here's wishing he'd "released" all over me instead...see the link below!

  Love,

  Alexis xoxox

  New Me

  I got a new banner!!

  Because I was totally uhmm...what's the right word? Oh yeah, cumming. LOL

  Hey, it's not my fault! There is just soooooo much man candy and sexy pics and games and even a steamy story that the girls put together in Dirty Lil' Angels. Like I woke up this morning and I know I should have been like okay Alexis let's try and act like a grown up but I was horny so I went on FB and I asked hey who wants to post some yummy man for me to uhm, you know. Okay, so I was a bit more explicit in my FB post.

  But boom. The Angels came through and before I knew it there I was with my fingers and before I even knew it I came. Yeah, I'm done playing coy lol. I had a nice orgasm that left my toes curled and my skin flushed.

  So yeah, I guess what was the whole point of this story? Uhmm...I guess if you want to see things that are sexy and want to cum more, join Dirty Lil' Angels? LOL. I dunno, you could also read Alicia Vs. Billionaire by clicking on that cute couple below...

  Oh yeah, embracing the new sexually free me, I got a new banner. You like it?

  My PA Cheryl made it for me.

  The Worst Time To Go To The Gym

  No. The worst time to go is when you're horny.

  And I ended up going to the gym all horny yesterday. I swear I think I was a threat to the people around me because all around me were hot guys lifting weights with their muscles bulging and all I wanted to do was lick them, and then wrap my arms around them as I rubbed my body on theirs.

  Thankfully I managed to get home safely and I channeled all that horniness into the last five chapters of Ashley Vs. Boss.

  Also I'm planning to co-write some of the Mona Cox stories with some great author friends of mine (I just need to ask them) but I'll tell you when a co-write happens!

  Oh, and that itch I had that needed scratching? Yeah, it's still there. And it's making me write filthier and filthier. And faster. It's almost like I'm taking everything I've ever done that was dirty in the past and just channeling it to come up with some really crazy stuff. I hope you guys will like it!

  So Ashley Vs. Boss is going to pick up right from where Alicia Vs. Billionaire left off.

  Valentines Day

  My Valentines Is My Two Fingers!

  Cocks. Alexis is moaning for Mona Cox!

  That's right! Yesterday was Moaning Monday! That means another Mona Cox went live! It's a scorcher! So hot, that Amazon put it into erotica instead of romance. I'm trying to point out to them that it's a funny, sassy, sweet story that doesn't belong in erotica so let's see what they say.

  But I thinks maybe they read the scenes and began to moan too! LOL! Can you imagine Amazon.com moaning for Mona? Moooooooooaaaaaan! LMAO!

  Anyways, I've had to change the blurb to make it a bit tamer, the actual blurb is below, but hopefully I get it sorted out soon. Otherwise there is always next week, so you know, whatevs.

  Smutty Sexy Sinful Scandalous Salacious Saturday!

  Yeah, I like Saturdays. But I mean my day of rest is gonna be Monday.

  Right. After Moaning Monday where I release the Mona Cox, I'm gonna be a lot more relaxed. Right now, I think I've maybe said 10 words to my Naughty Angels this weekend. I mean, I feel like a boxer - I've even given up having sex. I didn't have any sex the last two nights. And I write smut! lol!

  But thank you for liking Wicked Lil' Brat! A lot of you have said it's your favorite so far, and I'm so flattered! I know I had a lot of orgasms...err...fun writing Becca because she was so naughty. And I think someone was starting the discussion in Dirty Lil' Angels what sex scene she liked the best and was talking about how she liked the part where Becca was giving her stepdad a blowjob when her mom walked in but because Becca was under the desk her mom couldn't see. Okay yeah, no more spoilers...sorry.

  Anyways, I’m off to work!

  Love!

  Alexis xoxox

  So I really just need an excuse to send out a NL because I love writing letters!

  So when I was a lil' girl I used to write in a diary...

  Right. Like you know drawing hearts and talking about how Jeremy kissed me at the back of the line and how I wondered if I was going to have his baby now...like normal stuff.

  But so I went out for a drink last night with a friend and I'm telling her did I really grow up from the way I was when I was like 15 years old?

  I mean, I still like pink. I still like pretty things. I still wanna smell good.

  I mean the only thing that's different now is probably I have boobs, ass, and have sex. And I have to actually work out hard at the gym - seemed so easy to be skinny when you were in like 9th grade, ya know?

  So my friend is like ya I'm still sort of a kid, but that's good. Case in point, I should totally bat my eyes at this guy who was giving us the stare from across the bar.

  So I totally batted my eyes and he came over!

  He was like out with three of his friends. He works as head of business development for a startup here in the Bay.

  So this morning I was talking to one of my Naughty Angels and then he woke up and I had morning sex in a looooong time!

  Moral of the story? If someone tells you to act your age, tell them to fuck off. We're women. And we're the best. So we can do whatever we wanna.

  That's the whole point of the Mona thing. That was the whole point of Wicked Lil' Brat. Which is below.

  OMG! My book is in the Amazon Top 100!

  Wet Wednesdays! Guaranteed to get your panties so wet that you have to peel them off...

  LMAO!

  So I was thinking something today and this is always kinda funny.

  So there are some authors who will sign up for another author's newsletter to be like oh I wonder what so and so is doing and I'm genuinely interested in them.

  And some who are all about like oh lemme see what secrets I can learn are they doing something secret that I can pick up on or did they carry me in their newsletter like they said they would.

  But I was just shaking my head because these poor authors whoever if any signed up for my newsletter are having to read daily the torrent of ridiculous chatter that comes out of my head.

  So maybe they are juggling stressful writing with releasing and I send an email talking about moaning, groaning, sucking, and slurping and they're like Oh My God. Why did I ever bother?

  But whatevs, you know. As long as I don't bother you. Because my readers are seriously the most important people to me.

  Without you guys, I wouldn't be here. I mean I would seriously do anything for readers because this isn't just about telling stories and writing dirty wordies for me. This is about bringing some happiness and escape and peace to my readers. To make them smile. To make them laugh. To do some good in the world.

  I honest
ly believe that and I promise I will never, ever take you for granted.

  I'm starting to tear up here a bit, so gonna end this now, ladies.

  OMG My book is still in the Top 100!

  So last night my Naughty Angel was telling me something she did for Valentines Day...

  She was trying to save money and so she cut up a lot of paper and wrote down a sexual favor on each of them. Then she put them in a box and she told her man that he could pick something randomly from the box and she would do it!

  It's such a fun concept that I totally wanted to do it. So I asked the Dirty Lil' Angels what I could put other than the usual you know, like blowjob, handjob, footjob, titjob, fucking.

  So some great suggestions I woke up to:

  •Naked body massage

  •Position of their choice

  •Striptease

  •Sexual Fantasy of their choice

  •Role Play of their choice

  •Personal slave for an hour

  •Bubble bath for two

  •Quickie

  •Blindfolded encounter

  •Shower sex

  •Body painting encounter

  •Kiss anywhere they want

  •Let them eat off my body

  •Strip poker

  Right, too bad I already had the guy come over last night and the only thing I had written out was "doggiestyle" and "reverse cowgirl". So he picked doggie and I totally moaned so loud.

  That's right. Even those people who say to me that I should be more ladylike. If being more ladylike means being oppressed then fuck off. I'll totally do whatever I want with whoever I want whenever I fucking want.

  Sorry to rant here babes. I just get really upset because I see my mom or my grandma and so much of their potential was wrecked by men saying women couldn't do stuff.

  Ciao!

  Alexis

  Slut

  I want you to call me a slut from now on...

  That's fucking right. I'm fucking serious. Go ahead and unsubscribe if you want, but I'm done hewing to the notion that in order to be accepted women have to deny their sexuality. I'm not saying I'm crass, but if a girl likes sex and wants to enjoy sex and you want to call them a whore then I think we're on different pages, babe.

  My goal with my writing now is to give my readers escape. To reclaim the word slut. To give women the idea that liking sex is okay. Staring at cocks is okay. Wanting them inside of you is more than okay.

  Women have been oppressed by men for too fucking long. Slowly but surely, bit by bit, I want to be a source of strength for my readers that it's okay to like what we like. That if you're husband is being a douche, it's okay to think of leaving him. That if you're single, you're not obligated to stay celibate just because you're a girl while guys go around spraying cum on everything in sight.

  Sure, I'll write about sweet virgins getting banged by footlong cocks. But that's because in that story that turns me on. And I will do everything I can to turn you on and leave you wet and gasping.

  I promise.

  If you don't like it and you're lurking as one of the 18,000 people I email to, I already told you the two words I have for you.

  To everyone else, know that I will continue to make you drippy (yes, new word).

  Love!

  Alex

  Slut Bus

  That's the slut bus we're talking about!!

  Yeah, thank you for so much love and kindness that you showed by the way the other day. Now I've come to the conclusion that 71 people unsubscribed from my list and the rest of us 18,000 people are just sluts.

  That's right. We're dirty and we're filthy. We like a good cock between our legs and in our mouths. I want cum sprayed all over my tits and then I want to use my fingers to scoop it up.

  I wanna be blindfolded and fucked hard by two dudes and...fuck, you can tell what kinda day I've had writing wise, huh?

  Love!

  Alexis

  More Sluts

  The next stop on the slut bus is fucking your prof!

  Thank you for everyone who dropped suggestions for Python! I'm incorporating them today so I should be reaching back out to you!

  Till then I'm thanking you by including a Freebie below from my homegirl KB Winters as well as expanding the Drippy contest! Next vibe announced March 3!

  Mona Cox has new book out ;)

  God, I love Mona. I mean I love what she represents, you know? When we were all free and single and happy and fun and didn't have a worry in the world? I mean we were usually broke girls right? But we worked the extra couple hours to buy that dress to wear to the party that night. Hoping that the guy we were going to shake our ass for would be taking that same dress off later on that night.

  Somewhere along the way life happens. And it happens worse for women than men. We work because we want to be self-supporting. But we also have kids. And people expect women to take care of kids almost all the time - even if they fucking work.

  I'm sorry, a man can't cook fucking soup? Or cut some damn apples? Or do groceries>? Gimme a fucking break tell me guys can't do that.

  Now, if my guy is a alpha male billionaire that's making $500 million a year and we're living on the top of One57 where he fucks me with his giant cock and makes me cum, I can absolutely be his lil' domestic slave and cook and clean and suck his cock and take care of his kids. Because I know that in the evening he'll be done providing for me and he'll shower me with money and cum and the money will stick to my sweaty breasts and he'll fuck me real good and pull outta my pussy and shove his cock in my mouth and I'll swallow both our juices. Yummy.

  But if he's like alpha male billionaire, or outlaw, or whatever, and if he's just someone who's working the same as me - or what if he's not working and I AM WORKING??

  Then homeboy best start getting the oven mitts and cookbooks out if he ever wants to taste my pussy again.

  Thank God I'm not married yet or have kids but I think I'm going to put this on my eHarmony profile. Wonder if I'll get any hits.

  So the moral of the story? Mona Cox has a new book! Check it out with the blurb!

  Love!

  Alexi

  Python

  This 12 inch Python is going to smack you on the face...

  But you're going to like it. You're going to want to grasp it. Then run your fingers over it, up and down the shaft. You'll put it in your mouth and tease it. Lick it. Taste it. You'll bunch your tits together and rub it between them. You may even stick it inside of you if you're brave. And it'll quiver with unrestrained lust. And then it will blow up, covering you with cum.

  Yup. This is totally going to happen. You're going to have orgasms as you read this book because it has everything in. Want to be tied down and fucked by three guys? That might be in there. Not telling. Want to have someone lick your ass as you fuck someone? Great.

  This book is not for kids, babe. Hell, it may not even be for most adults. I think if the wrong people read this, they would totally look at me and say "Oh my God, Alexis Angel is casing the death of western liberal family values!"

  Well, that's not me. I'm just empowering women. And telling them that sex is good. And that they've been denied too long so now it's time to have as much as possible!

  Oh I have such an amazing story from last night! I'm thinking..okay, I'm going to tell it on Friday (tomorrow) because today I wanted to focus on Python. I also have a treat from the Dirty Lil' Angels tomorrow!

  I just wanted to drop a line and say hi! Let you know about Python. And Mona is still for sale. And some recommendations! I have a super funny story and the new Mona cover tomorrow - it's already in DLA though if you wanna check it out!

  Hmm, other than that, back to writing for me!

  Love!

  Alexis

  3 Inches

  So like maybe last week I met this guy...

  Anyways so we've been talking for a while and then earlier this week I had some free time in the evening and wasn't doing anything so I told him to come ov
er to my place. I mean the intention that I had was that he was going to come over to my place and fuck me.

  Whoa, right? Lets take a step back and evaluate our life choices lol! No, fuck it. I was horny and I wanted to get fucked. I'll totally go one more step further. I wanted to get fucking defiled. Like cock ramming my pussy and making my head explode with the power of a thousand fucking suns, ya know?

  So the guy comes over. And I'm like great, this is gonna be fun! It's already like 11:45 pm and I showered and shaved and even wore cute underwear and put on perfume and lipstick and was all set to be completely annihilated by his cock.

  So at first he's got some okay moves. Not super, but you know, I can still deal. He's grabbing my ass and licking the nips okay I guess. I'm enjoying it sorta.

  So I put my hand down his pants, and OH MY GOD.

  That must be like a fucking 3 inch dick down there.

  Now, I practice safe sex. I want all of you to know who are reading at home that safe sex is the only sex that I practice. I'm not looking to go have a secret baby.

  But the only condoms I have are Magnums. Right. He might as well use them to carry his phone and shit because his cock is for sure not going to go in there.

  So you're going to totally laugh when you hear what I ended up doing and what's happening now. But I can only continue tomorrow.

  But you know, if you miss being a single woman in the city and the crazy shit we used to get into...then Mona Cocks is your girl. Click on her if you haven't seen the latest, and then check out Mia and some others after the jump.