WineBar: The Complete Story

by Alexis Angel

  "Hey," he said.

  "Hiiiiii," I replied back, and since it was just me in my kitchen talking to him I sorta touched myself because I was thinking of like all the dirty things he did to me last time ya know?

  "Just gotta ask if you're gonna be coming today?" he asked me.

  "Yup. Around 5 pm, right?" I replied back. No way I was gonna miss this barbecue.

  "Yeah, hey listen, what are you gonna be wearing?" he asked me.

  "Why?" I asked back. "What's wrong?"

  Pause.

  "Well, are you gonna wear anything really sexy?" he asked me. "Just because there's gonna be like kids and shit there."

  Oh my God. So now I dress too sexy for kids?

  "Excuse me?" I asked.

  "Well, my brother is gonna be there too," he says to me.

  Okay. I can understand that. Like if he has family that might show up he doesn't want me to look like a ho.

  But like, some warning here? I was gonna wear short shorts and a t-shirt FYI, but after listening to him go off on how his brother is going to divinity school I'm thinking sundress?

  Gotta be honest. Sorta weirded out by the whole convo. What do you guys think?

  Let me know what you think about WineBar and the sexy clothes comment and am I reading too much into it? I'll let you know how it goes anyways.

  Hugs and kisses and lots of love!

  Alexis

  Omg! Noooo!

  OMG! OMG! OMG!

  OMG!

  What did I do last night?

  First off, THANK YOU to everyone who chimed in. I think from talking to you guys, I got a good sense to 1) go with the sundress, and 2) WineBar isn’t being crazy, but is just trying to make sure that I don’t feel out place by dressing all sexy for what ended up being a family barbecue.

  Only the barbecue was already full swing when I got there.

  I brought with me a bottle of vodka.

  Let’s recount some of the things I remember:

  What was I wearing?

  I was wearing the sundress I spoke about. I had on some sexy underwear – white lace La Perla. Felt really sexy. I couldn’t wait to show WineBar when we were alone. Maybe let him feel me up, Put a finger inside, then bring it to his mouth. My mouth works too. That was the plan.

  What had I eaten all day?

  Two sticks of celery for lunch.

  How many brothers were there at the barbecue?

  WineBar actually has three brothers – two of whom were there. One is a bond trader. The other is in Divinity School.

  How many drinks did you have within 30 minutes of getting there?

  Three. One with each brother. I had two glasses of Sangria. And a vodka and red bull.

  What happened next?

  I remember walking around messaging people and looking for a cigarette because I was drunk. That’s a memory.

  I remember something being really funny.

  At one point I wanted to eat some ribs but I guess I didn’t want anyone to see me get my fingers messy so I think I took some ribs and ran off to eat in the bushes like an animal?

  I may have meowed. AT people.

  I think I did show WineBar my white lace La Perla. But I don’t think he was alone. I don’t know if I cared.

  I think I kissed someone, but I’m pretty sure it was a girl. And there was cheering.

  At some point, one of WineBar’s female friends who is also friends with me called me an Uber. I’m pretty sure I got home and fell asleep on the living room sofa. I’m assuming this, since I woke up here with a text from her saying she got me an Uber and to text her in the morning.

  I checked and I have my wallet and purse and credit cards.

  No one roofied my drink or anything.

  How much did you have to drink?

  Like 8 glasses of sangria – I lost count

  Margarita

  2 vodka red bulls

  Beer?

  Wine?

  Whatever was left in the cooler at the end of the night.

  What has WineBar said?

  I dunno. I called twice. No answer.

  I need to get my mind off this. I’m meeting my friend who got me the Uber last night. We’re meeting for lunch in an hour. I plan on getting the full story then.

  Hugs and kisses and lots of love!

  Alexis

  Cancun

  Yeah, I'm going to Cancun for a few days...

  So one of the things I forgot to mention yesterday because I was so hung over and mortified at what I had done at WineBar’s barbecue was that I’m going to Cancun!

  That’s right! I’m flying tomorrow – it’s really kind of a spur of the moment crazy vaca because my sorority sister was like hey there are three of us going and you wanna get in on this and I was like uhmm, yes of course!

  I mean, it won’t be completely like college. Like we each have our own room I think this time ( I hope). And we’re not slumming it this time.

  But it gets me out of the embarrassment that I’m living with here. So I found out exactly what happened at the barbecue. Here are all the gory details below:

  1I drank way too much alcohol. I missed wine, sangria, vodka, beer, and tequila together to create an unholy combo.

  2I must have been nervous because people offered me drinks and I was taking them and apparently finishing them fast.

  3I uhm…threw up. At the barbecue at WineBar’s. In a doghouse. That a dog lives in.

  4I apparently didn’t tell anyone because they only discovered the above later.

  5I wanted to show WineBar my underwear so I flashed him my sexy white lace La Perla panties. As he was barbecuing.

  6I made out with some girl someone invited that no one knows the name to. This was immediately before I showed all the guests my underwear.

  7I went around and asked guys if they were packing 12 inches.

  I’m dying of embarrassment. WineBar still hasn’t called back. I’ve called three times and left 3 texts and the last one I told him I’m going to be away till June 7th.

  I’m gonna go and write and relax by the beach. Just hang out with my girlfriends and not think about guys for a while.

  Hugs and kisses and lots of love!

  Alexis

  Bikini

  There I was just minding my own business...

  I mean I woke up this morning - slight hangover from last night. We were out till like 5 am. But we were like what better way to work off last night than go work out and then go lie out in the sun?

  So I did an hour of the stairclimber (my body is like ugh but I know my butt will thank me later) and then we headed to the chairs next to the pool.

  Oh and seriously, like 5 girls changing into bikinis takes like the longest time ever. I'm not saying anything, just that I was done and had my makeup on and everything and my hair was volumized and so I headed out earlier than everyone to go lay out.

  So I was ready. Had my sunglasses on and my kindle. I'm reading Maggie Way's Entangle Me - its on Amazon, iBooks, B&N, and Kobo.

  Anyways, the sun is hot and the book is hotter but I'm also tired so I nod off.

  And somehow I jolt awake like 5 min right before I nod off thinking wait I need to put lotion on.

  So I grab the lotion and that's when my eyes meet this guy.

  He's eye-fucking me and he's got ABS.

  I mean, I'd put him and WineBar at about the same level for body.

  But he's got balls too. Because from where he's sitting he's like "Want some help with the lotion?"

  OMG OMG OMG OMG

  Yes please.

  I just nod and he walks over. I'm trying not to stare at his crotch.

  Lets call this guy...Sunscreen.

  And boy, wait till you find out what happens next! ;)

  Hugs and kisses and lots of love!

  Alexis

  Sunscreen

  Want some help with the lotion?

  That's what he asks me. He being the man we're now calling sunscreen. Blue eyes. Brown hair.
Like defined abs. As defined as WineBar. Pecs. Shirtless in board shorts and holding a Corona. Yeah its like 10 am, but I'm not judgy because I'm on vaca and all of a sudden, I'm very, very horny.

  I nod. And turn over. Oh God. I'm wearing my black bikini. I bought it for the trip from Pac Sun and its teeny tiny. What is he gonna think??

  "My name is Sunscreen," he says. I mean he doesn't say Sunscreen haha but like his name.

  "I'm Alexis." I say. I dunno why but I say "I'm here on a single girls weekend."

  "Where's the rest of your flock?" he asks.

  "Getting ready," I say and his hands are totally on my back. I'm squirming. I can't help it. It feels so good. The sun. The lotion. His hands rubbing.

  "Where you from, Alexis?" he asks me and I swear I'm getting wet. Screw WineBar if he still hasn't called me back, ya know?

  "I commute between San Francisco and New York," I say. "I'm like a bird."

  "A very beautiful blonde haired bird," he tells me. I roll my eyes but I'm sighing because his hands are all like rubbing that lotion and I'm so seriously read to just turn over.

  "Where are YOU from?" I ask, trying to sound cute.

  "Atlanta," he tells me and goes silent, his hands rubbing my body.

  I've never been to Atlanta but I sigh and is that me moaning a little?

  "Sorry, it feels so good," I say inadvertently. He doesn't say anything. Just chuckles.

  His hands go lower. They're on my lower back.

  My ass is screaming out to him to go squeeze me. I dunno if its the hangover horn, or what, but I'm like ready to do this guy right now. Like if he went lower, I would spread my legs. Give him easier access. Let his fingers rub against me, ya know? Because I'm wet in that moment. I dunno why. I can't even see him anymore.

  But I'm not married to WineBar. I know there are Team WineBar folks among you, but Sunscreen is taking very, very good care of me right now.

  So I do something I've never thought I'd do before.

  I prop myself on my elbows and turn over. In a second, I swing my legs, giving him (hopefully) a nice view and look up at him. I hope he notices my belly button piercing - because that will lower his gaze further.

  "Wanna do my front?" I ask.

  He smiles.

  "Hey Alexis!" a voice calls out. "We're over here!"

  Cold water.

  I turn. My friends are here. They're beckoning me.

  Sigh.

  "Maybe next time," he says, getting out his phone. "Gimme your number and maybe we can hang out."

  I give it to him and take his. And I go over to my friends. All horny as hell.

  Have your girlfriends ever cock-blocked you like that? Lemme know!

  And...Sunscreen is coming over in like a few hours. I gave him a call. I didn't have time to waste. I need my O and he has unfinished business.

  Hugs and kisses and lots of love!

  Alexis

  Only on vaca

  A lot of you asked what happened to Sunscreen that night...

  Since I didn't really specify yesterday because I was being coy.

  Ya, I was being coy, mainly because I was having trouble walking.

  Because Sunscreen came over. And he just rocked my world entirely. Like for a couple hours he just used me as an object. I was more than happy because he like fucked the worry and doubt from the bbq away from me so good. Seriously, it was so dirty I think if I don't go to church when I get back home I'm going to hell lol.

  Anyways, so yesterday was all about lying around the beach reading.

  Today I went with my friends in the morning to brunch. We were having an early brunch and then we were waiting for my friend, OysterGirl because she went to the airport to pick up some guys she knows that are coming over. We're gonna go party with them and she keeps telling me there is a guy for me, but after ComputerChip, I'm not sure about her recommendations anymore.

  So this morning at brunch, we were all sitting around and talking and a lot of my friends got some so we were just comparing. Sunscreen is still in the picture and he wants to hang out again (I was just so out of it yesterday that we had a drink and messed around a bit - nothing to write home about.

  So anyways, we were at brunch talking about cocks and there were these two guys at a table next to us. And they listen to our convo and one of the guys is like, you girls don't know what you're talking about. My friend has like the biggest cock ever.

  So of course we're drinking Bellini's and margaritas and we're like show us your cock. And the guy that was silent as his friend was talking is like whoa.

  But the girls don't let up. We're like "What? Show us what you're packing. Come on, don't be shy."

  So he hops off his chair. I don't believe what's about to happen and he unbuckles his belt.

  I hold up a breakfast sausage and wave it around "Is it bigger than this??" and my friends giggle.

  He pulls down his pants and boxers

  And there is like the biggest, fattest cock I have ever seen.

  He takes it in his hands and waves it around in our faces. We've gone all quiet. I think my friend's jaw is hanging open.

  "That's a big cock," the guy says. Then he pulls up his pants and they both walk away.

  Gotta love vaca.

  Hugs and kisses and lots of love!

  Alexis

  Fruity

  Like comparing bananas to cucumbers :p

  So its been 4 days and a half that I'm on vaca. And we know how Sunscreen basically picked me up a I was sunbathing and then took me to paradise.

  But then my friend OysterGirl had some friends (guys) come over. She said she had a guy for me. Now I didn't really put much stock in this recommendation, since she's had some bad recs in the past. I dunno if you guys remember ComputerChip - the guy that was so inexperienced and basically called me a porn star.

  Well, it turns out OysterGirl has redeemed herself because OH MY GOD. Her friend she introduced me to is HOT HOT HOT!

  "I hear your the writer that writes all the porn," he said to me smirking when we met yesterday.

  "It's smut. Not porn," I shot back at first, my defenses up.

  "Well, it'll be porn when we act it out," was his only reply.

  Left me breathless. You gotta remember yesterday I already had some dude flash his cock at us during brunch (we never saw him again, sadly). But this guy was cocky.

  All of us spent the day on the beach and then went out. We didn't get in until 4 am. But I had already been grinding against this guy for 2 hours already. I knew he was ready.

  Did he take me? Yep. Was it good?

  It was amazing.

  Mr. Cancun is his name and he lives in Mountain View - which is a small city on the outskirts of San Francisco. He's heard of me through friends and turns out we have a bunch of friends together.

  But Sunscreen? I haven't dropped him, but he doesn't live close to me. I'll still try and do him maybe a few more times (it is vacation after all). But who knows with Mr. Cancun? Anyways, heading out now, but I wanted to let you guys know this morning.

  Hugs and kisses and lots of love!

  Alexis

  Looking Forward

  I can't wait to get back to work!

  So...do you remember the disastrous Memorial Day barbecue that I told you about?

  God, it seems like so long ago. This vacation was just what I needed. I totally don't even remember it anymore. I mean, it's probably been screwed out of me by both Sunscreen and Mr. Cancun.

  Although, Mr. Cancun seems to have emerged as the winner, tbh. He's just been more persistent. Sunscreen I guess was just in it for wham, bam, thank you ma'am and as long as I was free he was content to keep coming back. But the moment he saw Mr. Cancun rubbing lotion on my back, he decided enough was enough I guess.

  I mean, I don't think he really saw him rubbing lotion, but he must have seen Mr. Cancun and I together, you know? We're in the same resort. And he stopped texting.

  But if he had seen Mr. Cancun rubbing lotion, I
don't blame him for not texting. He'd have seen me moan contentedly and spread my legs, telling him to go lower. And Mr. Cancun would have done so. Until the point where we both got lust crazy and went to either my room or his where we would desperately shuck ourselves silly on each other (uhm, ya, that's basically what happened yesterday lol).

  The bad news? Vaca is coming to a close. I fly back tomorrow.

  The good news? I'm taking back a souvenir.

  No! Not a baby. A man. Mr. Cancun is so close to me, that he is working on changing his flight so we can fly back together. OysterGirl is gonna be here for a bit longer but I have to go back for my next release and prepare for it.

  And if he's coming with me, then that's like perfect, considering that I haven't heard from WineBar all this time.

  I know there's a bunch of you Team WineBar ladies out there, but for real, the dude has not called me, texted me, emailed me, or anything. So I think I need to move on from being hung up on him, ya know?

  The thing is, many of you guys were like oh he seems like he's the perfect booty call and it's true, I may have used him as such. But I was starting to like him more than that. Like we had our quirks together. Like I loved wearing his clothes. More so than other guys, his clothes were awesome. And his muscles. They were so...yummy. And the way we did it. Like he would get me off several times. I was telling Lana Angel about this yesterday, when we were talking about him - there's actually a medical situation where you cum so much your body goes into like nerve shock. Like we call it sex haze or whatever. And WineBar took me there.