The Tale of Krispos

by Harry Turtledove

  Sarkis saluted. “Aye, Your Majesty.” He shouted orders to his men. His Videssian had a slight throaty accent; that, along with his wide face, thick beard, and imperious promontory of a nose, said he was from Vaspurakan. So were a good many of his troopers—the mountain land bred fine fighting men.

  A small strain of Vaspurakaner blood also flowed in Krispos’ veins, or so his father had always said. That was one of the reasons Krispos had chosen Sarkis’ regiment. Another was that the “princes”—for so every Vaspurakaner reckoned himself—were heretics in Videssian eyes and found fault, themselves, with the imperial version of Phos’ faith. As outsiders in Videssos, they, like the Halogai, had little reason to favor an old-line noble like Petronas—or so Krispos hoped.

  Scouts trotted ahead of the main line of soldiers. Still surrounded by the Halogai, Krispos rode along near the middle of that line. Mule-drawn baggage wagons rattled along behind him, followed by the rearguard.

  The Cattle-Crossing and its beach vanished as they moved west down a dirt road toward Petronas’ lands. From the road, Krispos could see farms and farming villages as far as his eyes reached; the western coastal lowlands held perhaps the most fertile soil in all the Empire. After a while Krispos dismounted, stepped into a field, and dug his hand deep into the rich black earth. He felt of it, smelled it, tasted it, and shook his head.

  “By the good god,” he said, as much to himself as to any of his companions, “if I’d worked soil like this, nothing could have made me leave it.” Had the soil of his native village been half this good, he and his fellows there could easily have grown enough to meet the tax bill that forced him to seek his fortune in the city. On the other hand, had the soil there been better, the tax bill undoubtedly would have been worse. Videssos’ tax collectors let nothing slip through their fingers.

  A few farmers and a fair number of small boys stayed in the fields to gape at the soldiers and Avtokrator as they went by. More did what Krispos would have done had he worn their sandals: they turned and fled. Soldiers did not always plunder, rape, and kill, but the danger of it was too great to be taken lightly.

  As the crimson ball of the sun neared the western horizon, the army camped in a field of clover not far from a grove of fragrant orange trees. Cookfires drew moths, and the bats and nightjars that preyed on them.

  Krispos had ordered that he be fed the same as any soldier. He stood in line for hard cheese, harder bread, a cup of rough red wine, and bowl of stew made from smoked pork, garlic, and onions. The cook who ladled out the stew looked nervous. “Begging your pardon, Your Majesty, but I’m afraid this isn’t so fine as what you’re used to.”

  Krispos laughed at him. “The gravy’s thicker than what I grew up with, by the good god, and there’s more in the kettle here, too.” He spooned out a piece of pork and chewed thoughtfully. “My mother would have thrown in some thyme, I think, if she had it. Otherwise I can’t complain.”

  “He’s an army cook, Your Majesty,” one of the Videssian cavalrymen said. “You expect him to know what he’s doing?” Everyone who heard jeered at the cook. Krispos finished quickly and held out his bowl for a second helping. That seemed to make the luckless fellow sweating over his pots a little happier.

  Three mornings later, as the army drew near a small town or large village called Patrodoton, one of the scouts came riding back at a gallop. He spoke briefly to Sarkis, who led him to Krispos. “You’d best hear this yourself, Your Majesty,” the general said.

  At Krispos’ nod, the scout said, “A couple of the farmers up ahead warned me there’s already soldiers in that town.”

  “Did they?” Krispos clicked his tongue between his teeth.

  “Can’t expect Petronas just to sit back and let us do as we like,” Sarkis remarked.

  “No, I suppose not. I wish we could.” Krispos thought for a few seconds. He asked the scout, “Did these farmers say how many men were there?”

  The scout shook his head. “Can’t be too many, though, I figure, or we’d have some idea they were around before this.”

  “I think you’re right.” Krispos turned to Sarkis. “Excellent sir, what if we take a couple of companies of our horsemen here and…” He spent a couple of minutes explaining what he had in mind.

  But for one broken tooth in front, Sarkis’ smile was even and very white. His closed fist thumped against his mail shirt over his heart as he saluted Krispos. “Your Majesty, I think I just may enjoy serving under you.”

  At the general’s command, the panpipers blew “Halt.” Sarkis chose his two best company commanders and gave them their orders. They grinned, too; like Sarkis and Krispos, they were young enough to enjoy cleverness for its own sake. Before long, their two contingents trotted down the road toward Patrodoton. The men rode along in loose order, as if they had not a care in the world.

  The rest of the army settled down to wait. After a bit, Sarkis ordered them into a defensive position, with the Halogai in the center blocking the road and the remaining Videssian cavalry on either wing. Glancing apologetically over at Krispos, the general said, “We ought to be ready in case it goes wrong.”

  Krispos nodded. “By all means.” Both Tanilis and Petronas had taught him not to take success for granted. But he’d never led large numbers of troops before; he didn’t automatically know the right way to ensure against mischance. That was why he had Sarkis along. He was glad the general had prudence to go with his dash.

  Waiting stretched. The soldiers drank wine, gnawed bread, sang songs, and told each other lies. Krispos stroked his beard and worried. Then one of the Halogai pointed southwest, in the direction of Patrodoton. Krispos saw the dust rising over the roadway. A good many men were heading this way. The Halogai raised their axes to the ready. The Videssians were first and foremost archers. They quickly strung their bows, set arrows to them, and made sure sabers were loose in their scabbards.

  But one of Sarkis’ two picked company commanders, a small, lean fellow named Zeugmas, rode in front of the oncoming horsemen. His wave was full of exuberance. “We’ve got ’em!” he shouted. “Come see!”

  Krispos touched his heels to Progress’ flanks. The horse started forward. Thvari and several other Halogai stepped close together to keep Krispos from advancing. “Let me through!” he said angrily.

  The northerner’s captain shook his head. “No, Majesty, not by yourself, not when it could be a trap.”

  “I thought you were my guards, not my jailers,” Krispos said. Thvari and the others stood implacable. Krispos sighed. In his younger days, he hadn’t wanted to be a soldier, but if he had taken up sword and spear, no one would have kept him from risking his life. Now that he wanted to go into action, the Halogai would not let him. He sighed again, struck by the absurdity of it, but could only yield. “As you wish, gentlemen. Will you come with me?”

  Thvari saluted. “Aye, Majesty. We come.”

  Accompanied by a squad of Halogai—not that they’ll do me much good if the bowmen shoot a volley at me, he thought—Krispos went out to see what the companies he’d sent out had accomplished. The troopers didn’t seem to find that cowardly. They yelled and grinned and waved—and laughed at the glum, disarmed riders in their midst.

  “There, you see?” Krispos told Thvari. “It’s safe enough.”

  Thvari’s broad shoulders went up and down in a slow, deliberate shrug. “We did not know. Your duty is to rule, Majesty. Ours is to guard.” Shamed by the reproach in the captain’s voice, Krispos had to nod.

  Then Zeugmas came up. “Couldn’t have worked better, Your Majesty,” he said happily. “We bagged the lot of ’em and didn’t lose a man doing it. Just like you said, we rode on in cursing you for a bloody usurper and everything else we could think of, and their leader—that sour-faced bastard with the thick mustaches over there; his name’s Physakis—figured we’d come to join the rebels, too. Seeing as we had twice his numbers, he was glad to see us. He posted us with his men and didn’t take any precautions. We just passed the word
along, made sure we got the drop on ’em all at the same time, and—well, here we are.”

  “Wonderful.” Krispos found himself grinning, too. He was no professional soldier, but his stratagem had taken in a man who was. He pointed to Physakis. “Bring him here. Let’s see what he knows.”

  At Zeugmas’ orders, a couple of troopers made the rebel officer dismount and marched him over to Krispos. He peered up at Krispos from under lowered brows. “Your Majesty,” he mumbled. As Zeugmas had said, his mustaches were luxuriant; Krispos could hardly see his lips move when he spoke.

  “You didn’t call me ‘Majesty’ before you got caught,” Krispos said. “What shall I do with you now?”

  “Whatever you want, of course,” Physakis answered. He did indeed look sour, not, Krispos judged, from fear, but more as if his stomach pained him.

  “If I decide your parole is good, I’ll send you north to serve against Harvas Black-Robe and his cutthroats,” Krispos said.

  Physakis brightened; he must have expected to meet the axe traitors deserved. With the threat Harvas posed, though, Krispos could not afford to rid himself of every officer who chose Petronas. “You have mages with you, then?” Physakis asked.

  “Aye.” Krispos contented himself with the bare word. He’d almost gone west without sorcerous aid. Because of the passions that filled men in combat, battle magic was notoriously unreliable. But Petronas had tried before to slay him with sorcery; he wanted protection close at hand if Anthimos’ uncle tried again. Wizards were also useful for such noncombat tasks as testing the sincerity of paroles and oaths.

  The troopers took Physakis back to Trokoundos and his comrades. One by one, the rest of the captured officers and underofficers of the troop followed him. The common soldiers were another matter. Krispos did not merely want their pledge to fight him no more; he wanted them to take service with him.

  When he put that to them, most agreed at once. So long as they had leadership and food, they cared little as to which side they were on. A few, stubbornly loyal to Petronas, refused. As Physakis had before them, they waited nervously for Krispos to decree their fate.

  “Take their horses, their mail shirts, and all their weapons but one dagger each,” he told his own men. “Then let them go. I don’t think they’ll be able to do us much harm after that.”

  “Leave us our money, too, Majesty?” one of them called.

  Krispos shook his head. “You earned it by opposing me. But you’ve shown yourselves to be honest men. You’ll find the chance to make more.”

  While his soldiers disarmed those of Krispos’ men who refused to go over to him, the wizards listened to the rest of the troopers from Patrodoton give their oaths of allegiance. When that ceremony was done, Trokoundos approached Krispos. A squad of Halogai followed, along with three increasingly unhappy-looking Videssians.

  Trokoundos pointed to them, each in turn. “These three, Majesty, swore falsely, I am sorry to say. While they granted you their pledges, in their hearts they still intended to betray you.”

  “I might have guessed that would happen,” Krispos said. He turned to the Halogai. “Strip them, give them a dozen lashes well laid on, and send them on their way naked. Such traitors are worse than honest foes.”

  “Aye, Majesty,” said Narvikka, the leader of the squad. One of the Videssians tried to bolt. The Halogai grabbed him before he could even break out of their circle. They drove tent pegs into the ground, tied the three captives to them facedown, and swung the whip. The troopers’ shrieks punctuated its harsh, flat cracks. When the strokes were done, the Halogai cut the men loose and let them stagger away.

  That night the wind began to blow from the northwest. It swept away the hot, humid air that had hung over the coastal lowlands and had made travel in armor an even worse torment than usual. When Krispos came out of his tent the next morning, he saw dirty gray clouds stacked along the northern horizon.

  He frowned. Back in his village, fall was on the way when those clouds started piling up over the Paristrian Mountains. And with fall came the fall rains that turned dirt roads to quagmires. “They’d be early if they started so soon.”

  He didn’t realize he’d spoken aloud until Sarkis, who was emerging from the tent next to his, nodded and answered, “Aye, so they would, Majesty. And wouldn’t we have a jolly time trying to run Petronas down when we’re all squelching through mush?”

  Krispos spat, rejecting Sarkis’ words as if the officer had invoked Skotos. Sarkis laughed, but they both knew it was no joke. Krispos said, “We’ll have to push harder, that’s all. The lord with the great and good mind willing, I want to bring Petronas to bay now, while he’s still on the run. I don’t want him to have the winter to get in touch with all his old cronies and build up his strength.”

  “Sensible.” Sarkis nodded. “Aye, sensible, Majesty. Come next year, you’ll have Harvas Black-Robe to worry about; you won’t want to split time between Petronas and him.”

  “Exactly.” Krispos’ estimation of Sarkis went up a notch. Not many soldiers worried about Harvas, or about the northern frontier in general, as much as he did. Then he wondered if Sarkis was agreeing with his concern just to curry favor. Being Avtokrator meant making an unending string of such judgments. He hadn’t expected that. He didn’t care for it, either.

  He lined up for breakfast, taking a thick slice of bread and a handful of salted olives. He spat out the last olive pit from atop Progress. His soldiers drove toward Petronas’ estates as fast as they could. The suddenly milder weather helped keep men and horses fresh, but every time Krispos looked northward over his shoulder he saw more clouds building up. He could not even urge the troops to better speed, not unless he wanted to leave the Halogai in the cavalry’s dust. He could grumble, and he did.

  Nor were his spirits lifted when an imperial courier caught up with the army from behind; that only reminded him he could have been going faster. The rolled-up parchment the rider delivered was sealed with sky-blue wax. “From the patriarch, eh?” Krispos said to the courier. “Did he give you the gist of it?” People who sent messages sometimes did, to make sure that what they had to say got through even if their written words were lost.

  But the courier shook his head. “No, Your Majesty.”

  “All right, I’ll see for myself.” Krispos broke the seal. Florid salutations and greetings from Pyrrhos took up half the sheet. Krispos skipped over them, looking for meat. At last he found it, two chunks: Gnatios was still immured in the monastery, where he had begun to compile a chronicle to help pass the time, and Pyrrhos had seen fit to depose an abbot and two prelates for false doctrines and another abbot for refusing to acknowledge his authority.

  Krispos rubbed the side of his head with his hand. He’d expected Pyrrhos to be contentious; why should he be surprised now to have the man prove him right?

  “Is there a reply, Majesty?” the courier asked. He took out a waxed tablet and stylus.

  “Yes.” Krispos paused to order his thoughts, then said, “‘Avtokrator Krispos to the patriarch Pyrrhos: Greetings. I hope you will keep peace among the priests and monks, prelates and abbots of the temples. With a rebel in the field and an enemy on our border, we have no need for more strife.’ That’s all. Let me hear it, if you would.”

  The courier read the message back. At Krispos’ nod, he closed the tablet. He carried a stick of sealing wax. Someone not far away had a torch going; easier to bring fire along than to start it fresh every night. The soldier fetched the torch; in a moment, melted wax dripped down onto the closed tablet. While the wax was still soft, Krispos sealed it with the imperial sunburst. The courier saluted and rode away.

  Because of his complete success at Patrodoton, Krispos gained another day and a half to advance unopposed. He knew he was nearing Petronas’ estates. He also knew that was fortunate. Rain began to fall toward evening of the first day out of Patrodoton and showed no sign of letting up during the night.

  At first the rain was welcome, for it kept down th
e choking clouds of dust the horses would otherwise have raised. But as the next day wore on and the rain kept coming, Krispos felt Progress begin to work to pick up his feet and heard the horse’s hooves pull loose from the thickening mud with wet, sucking sounds.

  In the fields, farmers worked like men possessed as they battled to get in their crops before the rains ruined them. They were even too frantic to be afraid of Krispos’ army. Remembering the desperation the folk of his village had felt once or twice because of early fall rains, he knew what they were going through and wished them well.

  Just after noon on the second day of the rains, Krispos and his soldiers came to the Eriza River, a fair-sized stream that ran south into the Arandos. A wooden bridge should have spanned the Eriza. In spite of the rain, the bridge was burned. Peering across to the western bank, Krispos made out patrolling riders.

  In spite of the rain, they saw him and his men, too. They shook their fists and shouted insults Krispos could barely hear through the rain and across a hundred years of water. One cry, though, he made out clearly: “Petronas Avtokrator!”

  Rage ripped through him. “Give them a volley,” he barked to Sarkis.

  The general’s bushy eyebrows came together above his nose as he frowned. “With the bows we have, the range isn’t short, and we’ll get our bowstrings wet when we shoot,” he said. “If they have men on this side of the river, too, that could leave us in a nasty spot.”

  Reluctantly, Krispos nodded. “A company, then,” he said. “Just something to shut their mouths.”

  “Aye, why not?” Sarkis rode down the line to the troopers Zeugmas led. Krispos watched Zeugmas object as the regimental commander had, watched Sarkis talk him round. The horsemen in Zeugmas’ company quickly strung their bows, plucked arrows from quivers, and let fly. Some tried second shots, a few third. Then, fast as they’d taken them out, they put away their bowstrings to protect them from the rain.

  On the far side of the Eriza, the jeers abruptly turned to cries of alarm and pain. Krispos saw one man slide from the saddle. The rest set spur to their horses and drew away from the riverbank. A couple of Petronas’ troopers shot back. An arrow buried itself in the mud not far from Krispos. Another clattered off a Haloga’s axe. No one on this side of the river seemed hurt.