Delphi Complete Works of William Dean Howells

by William Dean Howells

  “It isn’t bad,” said Bartley. He had got up a plate of crackers and two bottles of tivoli, and was opening the first. He offered the beaded goblet to Kinney.

  “Thank you,” said Kinney. “Not any. I never do.”

  Bartley quaffed half of it in tolerant content. “I always do. Find it takes my nerves down at the end of a hard week’s work. Well, now, tell me some thing about yourself. What are you going to do in Illinois?”

  “Well, sir, I’ve got a friend out there that’s got a coal mine, and he thinks he can work me in somehow. I guess he can: I’ve tried pretty much everything. Why don’t you come out there and start a newspaper? We’ve got a town that’s bound to grow.”

  It amused Bartley to hear Kinney bragging already of a town that he had never seen. He winked a good-natured disdain over the rim of the goblet which he tilted on his lips. “And give up my chances here?” he said, as he set the goblet down.

  “Well, that’s so!” said Kinney, responding to the sense of the wink. “I’ll tell you what, Bartley, I didn’t know as you’d speak to me when I rung your bell to-night. But thinks I to myself, ‘Dumn it! look here! He can’t more’n slam the door in your face, anyway. And you’ve hankered after him so long, — go and take your chances, you old buzzard!’ And so I got your address at the Events office pretty early this morning; and I went round all day screwing my courage up, as old Macbeth says, — or Ritchloo, I don’t know which it was, — and at last I did get myself so that I toed the mark like a little man.”

  Bartley laughed so that he could hardly get the cork out of the second bottle.

  “You see,” said Kinney, leaning forward, and taking Bartley’s plump, soft knee between his thumb and forefinger, “I felt awfully about the way we parted that night. I felt bad. I hadn’t acted well, just to my own mind, and it cut me to have you refuse my money; it cut me all the worse because I saw that you was partly right; I hadn’t been quite fair with you. But I always did admire you, and you know it. Some them little things you used to get off in the old Free Press — well, I could see ‘t you was smart. And I liked you; and it kind o’ hurt me when I thought you’d been makin’ fun o’ me to that woman. Well, I could see ‘t I was a dumned old fool, afterwards. And I always wanted to tell you so. And I always did hope that I should be able to offer you that money again, twice over, and get you to take it just to show that you didn’t bear malice.” Bartley looked up, with quickened interest. “But I can’t do it now, sir,” added Kinney.

  “Why, what’s happened?” asked Bartley, in a disappointed tone, pouring out his second glass from his second bottle.

  “Well, sir,” said Kinney, with a certain reluctance, “I undertook to provision the camp on spec, last winter, and — well, you know, I always run a little on food for the brain,” — Bartley broke into a reminiscent cackle, and Kinney smiled forlornly,— “and thinks I, ‘Dumn it, I’ll give ’em the real thing, every time.’ And I got hold of a health-food circular; and I sent on for a half a dozen barrels of their crackers and half a dozen of their flour, and a lot of cracked cocoa, and I put the camp on a health-food basis. I calculated to bring those fellows out in the spring physically vigorous and mentally enlightened. But my goodness! After the first bakin’ o’ that flour and the first round o’ them crackers, it was all up! Fellows got so mad that I suppose if I hadn’t gone back to doughnuts, and sody biscuits, and Japan tea, they’d ‘a’ burnt the camp down. Of course I yielded. But it ruined me, Bartley; it bu’st me.”

  Bartley dropped his arms upon the table, and, hiding his face upon them, laughed and laughed again.

  “Well, sir,” said Kinney, with sad satisfaction, “I’m glad to see that you don’t need any money from me.” He had been taking another survey of the parlor and the dining-room beyond. “I don’t know as I ever saw anybody much better fixed. I should say that you was a success; and you deserve it. You’re a smart fellow, Bart, and you’re a good fellow. You’re a generous fellow.” Kinney’s voice shook with emotion.

  Bartley, having lifted his wet and flushed face, managed to say: “Oh, there’s nothing mean about me, Kinney,” as he felt blindly for the beer bottles, which he shook in succession with an evident surprise at finding them empty.

  “You’ve acted like a brother to me, Bartley Hubbard,” continued Kinney, “and I sha’n’t forget it in a hurry. I guess it would about broke my heart, if you hadn’t taken it just the way you did to-night. I should like to see the man that didn’t use you well, or the woman, either!” said Kinney, with vague defiance. “Though they don’t seem to have done so bad by you,” he added, in recognition of Marcia’s merit. “I should say that was the biggest part of your luck She’s a lady, sir, every inch of her. Mighty different stripe from that Montreal woman that cut up so that night.”

  “Oh, Mrs. Macallister wasn’t such a scamp, after all,” said Bartley, with magnanimity.

  “Well, sir, you can say so. I ain’t going to be too strict with a girl; but I like to see a married woman act like a married woman. Now, I don’t think you’d catch Mrs. Hubbard flirting with a young fellow the way that woman went on with you that night?” Bartley grinned. “Well, sir, you’re getting along and you’re happy.”

  “Perfect clam,” said Bartley.

  “Such a position as you’ve got, — such a house, such a wife, and such a baby! Well,” said Kinney, rising, “it’s a little too much for me.”

  “Want to go to bed?” asked Bartley.

  “Yes, I guess I better turn in,” returned Kinney, despairingly.

  “Show you the way.”

  Bartley tripped up stairs with Kinney’s bag, which they had left standing in the hall, while Kinney creaked carefully after him; and so led the way to the guest-chamber, and turned up the gaslight, which had been left burning low.

  Kinney stood erect, dwarfing the room, and looked round on the pink chintzing, and soft carpet, and white coverleted bed, and lace-hooded dressing-mirror, with meek veneration. “Well, I swear!” He said no more, but sat hopelessly down, and began to pull off his boots.

  He was in the same humble mood the next morning, when, having got up inordinately early, he was found trying to fix his mind on a newspaper by Bartley, who came down late to the Sunday breakfast, and led his guest into the dining-room. Marcia, in a bewitching morning-gown, was already there, having put the daintier touches to the meal herself; and the baby, in a fresh white dress, was there tied into its arm-chair with a napkin, and beating on the table with a spoon. Bartley’s nonchalance amidst all this impressed Kinney with a yet more poignant sense of his superiority, and almost deprived him of the powers of speech. When after breakfast Bartley took him out to Cambridge on the horse-cars, and showed him the College buildings, and Memorial Hall, and the Washington Elm, and Mount Auburn, Kinney fell into such a cowed and broken condition, that something had to be specially done to put him in repair against Ricker’s coming to dinner. Marcia luckily thought of asking him if he would like to see her kitchen. In this region Kinney found himself at home, and praised its neat perfection with professional intelligence. Bartley followed them round with Flavia on his arm, and put in a jocose word here and there, when he saw Kinney about to fall a prey to his respect for Marcia, and so kept him going till Ricker rang. He contrived to give Ricker a hint of the sort of man he had on his hands, and by their joint effort they had Kinney talking about himself at dinner before he knew what he was about. He could not help talking well upon this theme, and he had them so vividly interested, as he poured out adventure after adventure in his strange career, that Bartley began to be proud of him.

  “Well, sir,” said Ricker, when he came to a pause, “you’ve lived a romance.”

  “Yes,” replied Kinney, looking at Bartley for his approval, “and I’ve always thought that, if I ever got run clean ashore, high and dry, I’d make a stagger to write it out and do something with it. Do you suppose I could?”

  “I promise to take it for the Sunday edition of the Chronicle Abstract
, whenever you get it ready,” said Ricker.

  Bartley laid his hand on his friend’s arm. “It’s bought up, old fellow. That narrative— ‘Confessions of an Average American’ — belongs to the Events.”

  They had their laugh at this, and then Ricker said to Kinney: “But look here, my friend! What’s to prevent our interviewing you on this little personal history of yours, and using your material any way we like? It seems to me that you’ve put your head in the lion’s mouth.”

  “Oh, I’m amongst gentlemen,” said Kinney, with an innocent swagger. “I understand that.”

  “Well, I don’t know about it,” said Ricker. “Hubbard, here, is used to all sorts of hard names; but I’ve never had that epithet applied to me before.”

  Kinney doubled himself up over the side of his chair in recognition of Ricker’s joke; and when Bartley rose and asked him if he would come into the parlor and have a cigar, he said, with a wink, no, he guessed he would stay with the ladies. He waited with great mystery till the folding-doors were closed, and Bartley had stopped peeping through the crevice between them, and then he began to disengage from his watch-chain the golden nugget, shaped to a rude sphere, which hung there. This done, he asked if he might put it on the little necklace — a christening gift from Mrs. Halleck — which the baby had on, to see how it looked. It looked very well, like an old Roman bolla, though neither Kinney nor Marcia knew it. “Guess we’ll let it stay there,” he suggested, timidly.

  “Mr. Kinney!” cried Marcia, in amaze, “I can’t let you!”

  “Oh, do now, ma’am!” pleaded the big fellow, simply. “If you knew how much good it does me, you would. Why, it’s been like heaven to me to get into such a home as this for a day, — it has indeed.”

  “Like heaven?” said Marcia, turning pale. “Oh, my!”

  “Well, I don’t mean any harm. What I mean is, I’ve knocked about the world so much, and never had any home of my own, that to see folks as happy as you be makes me happier than I’ve been since I don’t know when. Now, you let it stay. It was the first piece of gold I picked up in Californy when I went out there in ‘50, and it’s about the last; I didn’t have very good luck. Well, of course! I know I ain’t fit to give it; but I want to do it. I think Bartley’s about the greatest fellow and he’s the best fellow this world can show. That’s the way I feel about him. And I want to do it. Sho! the thing wa’n’t no use to me!”

  Marcia always gave her maid off all work Sunday afternoon, and she would not trespass upon her rule because she had guests that day. Except for the confusion to which Kinney’s unexpected gift had put her, she would have waited for him to join the others before she began to clear away the dinner; but now she mechanically began, and Kinney, to whom these domestic occupations were a second nature, joined her in the work, equally absent-minded in the fervor of his petition.

  Bartley suddenly flung open the doors. “My dear, Mr. Ricker says he must be go—” He discovered Marcia with the dish of potatoes in her hand, and Kinney in the act of carrying off the platter of turkey. “Look here, Ricker!”

  Kinney came to himself, and, opening his mouth above the platter wide enough to swallow the remains of the turkey, slapped his leg with the hand that he released for the purpose, and shouted, “The ruling passion, Bartley, the ruling passion!”

  The men roared; but Marcia, even while she took in the situation, did not see anything so ridiculous in it as they. She smiled a little in sympathy with their mirth, and then said, with a look and tone which he had not seen or heard in her since the day of their picnic at Equity, “Come, see what Mr. Kinney has given baby, Bartley.”

  They sat up talking Kinney over after he was gone; but even at ten o’clock Bartley said he should not go to bed; he felt like writing.

  XXIX.

  Bartley lived well now. He felt that he could afford it, on fifty dollars a week; and yet somehow he had always a sheaf of unpaid bills on hand. Rent was so much, the butcher so much, the grocer so much; these were the great outlays, and he knew just what they were; but the sum total was always much larger than he expected. At a pinch, he borrowed; but he did not let Marcia know of this, for she would have starved herself to pay the debt; what was worse, she would have wished him to starve with her. He kept the purse, and he kept the accounts; he was master in his house, and he meant to be so.

  The pinch always seemed to come in the matter of clothes, and then Marcia gave up whatever she wanted, and said she must make the old things do. Bartley hated this; in his position he must dress well, and, as there was nothing mean about him, he wished Marcia to dress well to. Just at this time he had set his heart on her having a certain sacque which they had noticed in a certain window one day when they were on Washington Street together. He surprised her a week later by bringing the sacque home to her, and he surprised himself with a seal-skin cap which he had long coveted: it was coming winter, now, and for half a dozen days of the season he would really need the cap. There would be many days when it would be comfortable, and many others when it would be tolerable, and he looked so handsome in it that Marcia herself could not quite feel that it was an extravagance. She asked him how they could afford both of the things at once, but he answered with easy mystery that he had provided the funds; and she went gayly round with him to call on the Hallecks that evening and show off her sacque. It was so stylish and pretty that it won her a compliment from Ben Halleck, which she noticed because it was the first compliment, or anything like it, that he had ever paid her. She repeated it to Bartley. “He said that I looked like a Hungarian princess that he saw in Vienna.”

  “Well, I suppose it has a hussar kind of look with that fur trimming and that broad braid. Did anybody say anything about my cap?” asked Bartley with burlesque eagerness.

  “Oh, poor Bartley!” she cried in laughing triumph. “I don’t believe any of them noticed it; and you kept twirling it round in your hands all the time to make them look.”

  “Yes, I did my level best,” said Bartley.

  They had a jolly time about that. Marcia was proud of her sacque; when she took it off and held it up by the loop in the neck, so as to realize its prettiness, she said she should make it last three winters at least; and she leaned over and gave Bartley a sweet kiss of gratitude and affection, and told him not to try to make up for it by extra work, but to help her scrimp for it.

  “I’d rather do the extra work,” he protested. In fact he already had the extra work done. It was something that he felt he had the right to sell outside of the Events, and he carried his manuscript to Ricker and offered it to him for his Sunday edition.

  Ricker read the title and ran his eye down the first slip, and then glanced quickly at Hubbard. “You don’t mean it?”

  “Yes I do,” said Bartley. “Why not?”

  “I thought he was going to use the material himself some time.”

  Bartley laughed. “He use the material! Why, he can’t write, any more than a hen; he can make tracks on paper, but nobody would print ‘em, much less buy ‘em. I know him, he’s all right. It wouldn’t hurt the material for his purpose, any way; and he’ll be tickled to death when he sees it. If he ever does. Look here, Ricker!” added Bartley, with a touch of anger at the hesitation in his friend’s face, “if you’re going to spring any conscientious scruples on me, I prefer to offer my manuscript elsewhere. I give you the first chance at it; but it needn’t go begging. Do you suppose I’d do this if I didn’t understand the man, and know just how he’d take it?”

  “Why, of course, Hubbard! I beg your pardon. If you say it’s all right, I am bound to be satisfied. What do you want for it?”

  “Fifty dollars.”

  “That’s a good deal, isn’t it?”

  “Yes, it is. But I can’t afford to do a dishonorable thing for less money,” said Bartley, with a wink.

  The next Sunday, when Marcia came home from church, she went into the parlor a moment to speak to Bartley before she ran upstairs to the baby. He was writing, and sh
e put her left hand on his back while with her right she held her sacque slung over her shoulder by the loop, and leaned forward with a wandering eye on the papers that strewed the table. In that attitude he felt her pause and grow absorbed, and then rigid; her light caress tightened into a grip. “Why, how base! How shameful! That man shall never enter my doors again! Why, it’s stealing!”

  “What’s the matter? What are you talking about?” Bartley looked up with a frown of preparation.

  “This!” cried Marcia, snatching up the Chronicle-Abstract, at which she had been looking. “Haven’t you seen it? Here’s Mr. Kinney’s life all written out! And when he said that he was going to keep it and write it out himself. That thief has stolen it!”

  “Look out how you talk,” said Bartley. “Kinney’s an old fool, and he never could have written it out in the world—”

  “That makes no difference. He said that he told the things because he knew he was among gentlemen. A great gentleman Mr. Ricker is! And I thought he was so nice!” The tears sprang to her eyes, which flashed again. “I want you to break off with him. Bartley; I don’t want you to have anything to do with such a thief! And I shall be proud to tell everybody that you’ve broken off with him because he was a thief. Oh, Bartley—”

  “Hold your tongue!” shouted her husband.

  “I won’t hold my tongue! And if you defend—”

  “Don’t you say a word against Ricker. It’s all right, I tell you. You don’t understand such things. You don’t know what you’re talking about. I — I — I wrote the thing myself.”

  He could face her, but she could not face him. There was a subsidence in her proud attitude, as if her physical strength had snapped with her breaking spirit.

  “There’s no theft about it.” Bartley went on. “Kinney would never write it out, and if he did, I’ve put the material in better shape for him here than he could ever have given it. Six weeks from now nobody will remember a word of it; and he could tell the same things right over again, and they would be just as good as new.” He went on to argue the point.