The Murder Diaries_Seven Times Over

by David Carter

  Flushed with success, for I had dreamt of kissing those pink cherry lips for weeks, no months, no years, I pressed onward, determined to achieve my goal, as any hot blooded male might, strike while the iron is hot, show her you love her, as the agony aunt pages always say, tell her you love her, they always recommend, after all, how is she ever to know how you feel if you don’t tell her? So I did.

  ‘I love you Machara,’ I said.

  She didn’t say a word. She was probably squirming with embarrassment.

  I loved everything about her, even her name that I found incredibly alluring, I had never met a Machara before, still haven’t, I loved her to bits, and what does a passionate man do when he loves someone? Asks them to marry him, that’s what, so I did.

  ‘Will you marry me, Machara McGowan?’

  She giggled derisorily.

  I didn’t look into her eyes; I couldn’t, because my head was set to one side of hers. I was staring at her neat left ear that was poking through her bonnet of black hair, that ear, a perfectly white protuberance that resembled those ultra precious mushrooms one finds in the forest early on a Sunday morning, a variety you never see in the shops. That night in the bus shelter there was something particularly sensual about her ear, I still remember that, it’s difficult to explain, I could have bitten it off, though I didn’t understand it at the time.

  When she finally spoke she said, ‘I couldn’t possibly marry you, you’re no-ooo a Scot.’

  She didn’t reject me because I was too young, too inexperienced, too short, too nervous, too lacking in prospects, too ugly, too dull, too horrendous, she rejected me because I didn’t belong to the Scottish race. Stupid girl! How peculiar was that? I suspect it was a condition that would one day come back to haunt her, and only two years after that she did indeed find her ideal man.

  Robertson was six feet four inches tall, broadly built, sandy beard and hair, with a glint in his eye. His highland accent alone was enough to win Machara’s heart, or so she imagined, and the fact that he occasionally wore a kilt, and his birth had been registered in Fort William, would have clinched the deal.

  When I heard the news I was mortified. Heartbroken.

  I didn’t understand how the love of my life could possibly want to marry this huge ginger pig, this hairy legged oaf who delighted in prancing around in a green and yellow tartan skirt, but marry him she did, in her father’s church, where I had once led the choir. I didn’t attend, I couldn’t bring myself to do so, for when the Reverend Blair McGowan stood up and uttered the immortal words: Is there any lawful impediment as to why these people should not be joined in holy matrimony, I knew that I would have jumped to my feet and yelled: ‘He’s no-ooo a Scot!’

  ’Cept he was, and she did.

  It didn’t turn out well.

  Robertson Brothy had a weakness.

  Many men do.

  His fatal weakness was not women, or girls, or even boys, or gambling, or money, or calories, or whisky, or drink, or lack of ambition, or laziness, or of being a bully, or of being violent, no, his weakness was one of egotism.

  Robertson Brothy loved himself above all others.

  He was used to getting his own way in all things. He possessed a booming voice and he adored the sound of it. He would dominate conversations, he would talk others down, he would talk over people, he would talk endlessly about himself and his life and his successes, he would cut others short, often incredibly rudely, without ever seeming to notice, he would belittle people, especially anyone Machara liked, and he’d insist that people listened to him and his brilliant ideas, and especially his new wife, who at first tolerated it, but gradually retreated into her shell until she never spoke at all, unless he spoke first.

  ‘I’d like some sirloin steak for dinner.’

  ‘Yes Robertson, I’ll see what I can find.’

  ‘And we’ll go golfing again at the weekend. Carnoustie, I think.’

  ‘Yes Robbie, whatever you say.’

  ‘And don’t call me Robbie!’

  Machara detested golf, but would never mention it, and would duly hack her way around Scotland’s championship links, embarrassing her husband, infuriating committee members who would reluctantly ban her, though it made little difference, for there are thousands of golf courses in Scotland, and they would simply move up the coast to the next untouched collection of fresh holes.

  ‘You’ll get the hang of it,’ insisted Robertson.

  ‘Yes dear,’ she would say, but she knew she wouldn’t, and she never did. She didn’t want to. She hated golf, and everything that went with it, and she grew to hate Robertson Brothy.

  Machara’s father was totally against divorce.

  Prior to the marriage he had taken his only daughter to one side and had lectured her on the sanctity of marriage, imploring his beautiful girl to be absolutely certain that Robertson was indeed the man for her, before she finally agreed to anything. Blair was not blind to Robertson’s overbearing nature, (the Reverend liked Robertson to come calling at the vicarage for a day or so, but was mighty pleased to see him leave.) but his daughter was blind to that. Sometimes love really is blind.

  She had made her decision and would stick with it, whatever it took, for better or worse, however hard the rock strewn road became, however unhappy it made her, for she had chosen him freely and fairly, and anyway, she couldn’t possibly divorce Robertson Brothy, because he was a Scot.

  I confess I imagined the last part of the previous sentence, and I laughed at it too, maybe a little unkindly, when I did. I have made many dreadful decisions in my life and I take little comfort from knowing that I am not alone.

  Would Machara do the same thing if she had her life all over again?

  Of course she would, because she was a passionate human being, and passionate human beings do not know their own minds. They make mistakes. They are guided by exterior forces, we all are. Our actions are often not what they should be, not truly our own, they are dictated by events, and passion.

  Walter set the diary down and paused for thought. Read that line again.

  Our actions are often not what they should be, not truly our own, they are dictated by events, and passion.

  Your actions, young man, were your own, and no one else’s, and no amount of window dressing, or fiddling with history, could ever alter that.

  I remember my eighteenth birthday well. Previously, Dennis’s girlfriend Jillian had fixed me up with one weird girlfriend after another. I don’t know why but they all reminded me of animals, giraffes, meerkats, chickens, walruses, you name it, they were all there as if they’d just vacated the ark. I wasn’t a success with her zoo, and soon stopped taking the dates, or perhaps she stopped providing them, I can’t remember which.

  They left me that night to go to the cinema and I picked up my brown paper parcel, and the present they had given me, a pack of string vests, the only gift I was to receive that year, and later I walked around the city walls three times, alone with my thoughts, before I retreated to my flat where I opened my parcel, took out the first of my maroon diaries, and began making notes, recalling a haphazard history of my life. If you are reading this now you will know what I mean.

  Soon afterwards I embarked on a series of brief affairs, more by luck than judgement, primarily brought about through alcohol. Thinking back on it now, I can’t remember whether I was more or less drunk than the girls in question. Truth is, we were probably both stoned.

  As you can perhaps gather from my coldness toward the business, they were not great successes. I’d discovered women, but I hadn’t found my woman, and that wouldn’t change for a good few years.

  Chapter Fifty-Four

  Walter was getting a headache. Sam’s writing was tiny and it took considerable concentration to get through it. Karen came knocking again and entered. Walter glanced up. ‘How goes it?’

  ‘OK, everything of interest is now out of Iona. No solicitor’s details anywhere. Perhaps we should start ringing round the usual
suspects and ask them.’

  ‘It’s a thought, but give it a little longer.’

  ‘One bit of good news.’

  ‘Oh yeah?’

  ‘We’ve cracked the computer password.’

  ‘And?’

  ‘It was Ionahouse.’

  ‘That was difficult. And?’

  ‘Nothing much, love letters, the usual flattering stuff that men write.’

  Walter wasn’t sure what men wrote in love letters. He couldn’t remember that far back, come to think of it he wondered if he had ever written a true love letter... or received one.

  ‘Like what?’ he said, striving to sound disinterested.

  ‘You know, the usual cock and bull.’

  ‘Like what?’ he mumbled again, staring down at volume nine.

  ‘You don’t need me to tell you that; use your imagination. You can read them yourself if you like.’

  ‘Mmm, maybe later.’

  She glanced down at him. He seemed barely to notice she was there. She glanced at the diaries; she was beginning to become interested in those damned books, he certainly seemed riveted, and she now regretted not taking a quick peek when she had the chance. It was just a pity they were going on the Cresta run next.

  ‘See you later,’ Karen said, and she let herself out.

  ‘Mmm, yeah.’

  My life changed totally the day I met the woman of my dreams.

  As so often happens in matters of the heart it was completely by accident. If I had been five minutes earlier, or she five minutes later, I would never have seen her, or met her. Our paths would never have crossed, and we would never have known of each other’s whereabouts. The chances are, we would have gone through the remainder of our days pining for the other half that we knew existed, but could not find.

  It was a Saturday morning and I was terrified.

  Some idiot at the tax office where I worked at the time decided it would be a good idea to improve team bonding, and the best way to do that, they reasoned, was through skydiving. I confess I didn’t want to participate at all, and would never go again, but the shame and embarrassment of being seen as a coward forced me from my bed that clear and dry Saturday morning.

  A coach had been laid on to take us to the aero club where we’d gone through all the procedures and prelims. We were packed into our multi coloured gear and we headed outside. She was coming in. Some idiot at their place, Eden Leys, had had the same peculiar idea. Parachuting brought people together, they said, killed people too sometimes, I recalled, but there we are, and just this once, it did, bring people together, though not quite as they imagined.

  She was coming back, walking along the narrow tarmacked path. I was going out, same path, same place, same time.

  We set eyes on one another at exactly the same moment.

  We were the same height and almost identical weight, and we even possessed the same sized feet. Eye contact was easy, straight ahead; there it was, eye to eye. Hello there!

  I stared into her mesmerising dark eyes. She told me later my blue eyes were the first thing she saw, like lasers, spearing into her soul. She said she couldn’t look anywhere else. She felt as if she were being hypnotised. It was precisely the same for me. I couldn’t look anywhere else.

  I paused on the path, maybe five paces away.

  She paused too.

  ‘Hi,’ I said, ambling closer.

  ‘Hi,’ she said, her white teeth picked out against her rustic skin, as she smiled that special smile that is only ever reserved for the one we truly love. I doubt if she smiled in precisely that way again in her entire life. I know for sure I didn’t.

  I was lost for words, said the first thing, nay the only thing; that came into my pounding head.

  ‘Just been up?’

  She grinned and glanced down at her spent shute.

  ‘Yep,’ she said, still smiling beams as if from an ultra violet lamp, pausing, waiting, hoping, for me to speak again.

  I was struck dumb.

  ‘Just going up?’ she said.

  ‘Yeah, looks like it. I’m a bit nervous.’

  ‘Don’t be, there’s nothing to be nervous about, you’ll be fine,’ and she reached across and squeezed my wrist. Electricity charged into my arm, sweeping through my entire body. I swear to God I could hear it crackling, see it arcing.

  Her friends had passed us and had moved on toward the buildings. One of them turned round and shouted: ‘Come on Desi! It’s your round!’

  She glanced at them and shouted, ‘Just a minute!’ Glanced back at me and said the most warm and kind thing that anyone has ever said to me in my entire life.

  ‘Would you like me to wait on for you?’

  No one had ever said anything like that to me before. No one had ever wanted to wait for me for anything, not since I was a child. I could barely find the words to reply. Of course I would like her to wait.

  I said, ‘I’d love you to wait.’

  She moved closer, smiled at me again, zipping sparks down my spine, and then she said, ‘I’ll wait. For sure. What’s your name?’

  ‘Sam.’

  ‘OK, Sam, mine’s Desi.’

  ‘I know.’

  Alan Steadman, the office wet, turned round and saw me standing close to this dark and pretty girl and shouted: ‘Eh up, looks like yellow balls is ducking out. Come on, Sam, if you’re coming,’ and he started making chicken noises.

  We both glanced back at Steadman and scowled and she said, ‘You’d better go, Sam,’ and she leant across and kissed me on the cheek. I couldn’t believe it. I could feel the fire on my face. I cannot explain in writing how I felt back then, certainly I had never experienced feelings the depths of which swept through my entire body at that moment, being kissed tenderly by a complete stranger, though of course we were not strangers, we never were. It was as if we had known each other since the womb, and I still cannot explain that now, as I write this memoir of the earth shattering events of that late Saturday morning.

  What kind of girl kisses a total stranger?

  In broad daylight.

  In front of other people.

  How much courage did that take?

  What kind of person could do that?

  I know I couldn’t.

  Can you imagine how special I felt at that second?

  I suspect there are no words in the English language to describe it.

  Far better men than I have tried and failed. The closest I can get is to say that if the whole of a person’s life could ever be compressed into a split second, then that split second would have been that exact moment.

  The Glendower Aero Club, I will love you forever!

  ‘I’ll wait for you,’ she said, again, ‘Good luck, Sam, you’ll enjoy it.’

  I still doubted that, but she smiled me away, and I ran after the others with springs on my feet, and bragged about pulling a new girlfriend. Me, the same guy who had pushed Machara up against the bus shelter and forced her to kiss me, the same guy who was fearfully rude to all of Jillian’s friends, the same guy who had to be drunk to ever find a girl at all, and she had to be drunker still.

  They didn’t believe me of course, my friends from the tax office, that she said she’d wait for me, and I had my doubts about that too, and as I eagerly jumped from that plane, I volunteered to be the first to go, for I was in a hell of a hurry to get back down to earth, and the moment before the shute opened, I thought that if ever God was going to be really nasty, truly mean and wicked, now would be the moment to be so, minutes after I had found my life partner, he or she or it, or whatever God is or was, might have snatched that happiness away from me by snagging my shute. I can’t tell you how relieved I was when that multi coloured mushroom swirled open above me, and when it did, and it slowed me so, I wished that it had opened later, so that I could have been back on earth all the sooner.

  Desiree was a woman of her word.

  She always was.

  There she was, standing there, swaying to and fro, her
hands clasped together behind her back like a little girl at her first school assembly, or a mother flushed with happiness when her first son learns how to ride a bicycle, beaming at me just as before, only more so.

  She unhesitatingly linked my arm, asked me how it had been, asked me to explain my emotions, and said she shared the same feelings, though neither of us wanted to talk about parachuting. There were so many other more important things to relate, as we made our way back toward the buildings.

  Her friends were still there, hanging about, becoming irritated.

  ‘Come on Desi,’ one of them pleaded, ‘We are going to the Snooty Fox!’

  ‘Can’t today, boys. I’m sorry, but I’ve met my old friend, Sam, and we have so much to catch up on. Don’t we?’ she said, pulling me closer and peering and smirking into my eyes.

  I nodded and said, ‘Yeah, we do.’

  And that is exactly what we were. Old friends. Old friends who’d known each other minutes, yet we had known each other forever.

  We had so much to catch up on.

  Everything that had gone before, we couldn’t wait to share, and everything that was to come, we couldn’t wait to see, and think about, and whatever the future held, we would share every moment, hand in hand. The good times and the bad, and there would be plenty of both. We didn’t stop talking for hours. We didn’t stop talking once, not until we were gently making love in her apartment that overlooked the river Dee just above the old bridge.

  She’d asked me if I’d like to accompany her back to Chester, and of course we both knew the answer to that. She’d led me back to her brand new Cayton Cerisa hatchback, while my friends and her friends gawped on in amazement, as if we were in a bubble, as if we couldn’t see them, and they couldn’t see us, and after that we’d driven to town, shared our first meal in some old pub in the main street, as we talked and talked and talked, and begged each other to know where we had been all our lives, and why the hell we hadn’t met sooner.

  That night we made love on and off till the sun came up, and for longer still.

  After that day I never slept with anyone else.

  I have never thought about sleeping with anyone else.