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by John Cleese


  Christie, Julie 301

  Christopher, Bob 230, 237–8

  Churchill, Sir Winston: funeral 211

  Citibank 239

  class system 32–3, 129–32, 182; sketch about 274

  Cleave (Clifton College schoolboy) 68–9

  Cleese, Camilla (JC’s daughter) 142

  Cleese, Cynthia (JC’s daughter) 7

  Cleese, John: birth 2, 33; (possible) first memories 2–3, 4–5, 7, 8–9; itinerant early childhood 4–5, 14–19, 24, 33–40; prep-school days in Weston 1–2, 40–60, 57; family moves to Bristol 60–61; day boy at Clifton College 53, 63–88; school sports 6, 40, 47, 58–9, 73–4, 85–6, 86, 88; school plays 56, 74–6, 85; Oxbridge entrance exams 82–3; university place deferred 83; prep-school teacher in Weston 87, 89–121; family holiday in Bournemouth 121–2; first year at Cambridge 122–42, 145–6; joins Footlights 134–40; first meets Graham Chapman 141–2, 147; returns briefly to prep-school teaching 142–4; second year at Cambridge 146–56; registrar of Footlights 146–7, 152; early writing collaborations with Graham 148–9; 1962 Footlights revue (Double Take) 151–6, 157, 313; vacation labouring job 156; Edinburgh Festival 156–60; final year at Cambridge 161–71; falls in love for first time 161–3; 1963 Footlights revue (A Clump of Plinths/Cambridge Circus) 165, 167–9, 170–71, 313; final exams 166–7, 169–70; accepts job with BBC (instead of with solicitors) 171; West End run of Cambridge Circus 173–81, 179, 183–4; London flat-share 180–81; at BBC Light Entertainment Department 181–2, 184–7; New Zealand tour of Cambridge Circus 187–93, 188; loses virginity in Auckland 191–3; New York run of Cambridge Circus 193, 195–203, 205, 206–10, 341; beginnings of relationship with Connie Booth 201–3, 232; role in Half a Sixpence 203–6, 212–21; Boston and Toronto runs of Half a Sixpence 217, 223–9; Broadway run of Half a Sixpence 227, 229–37, 233, 341, 346; journalism for Newsweek 230, 237–8; photo shoot with Terry Gilliam for Help! magazine 231–2; takes apartment with Connie 237, 238, 242; Establishment show in Chicago and Washington 239–42, 246–8; returns to England (without Connie) 245–6, 248–9; visits parents in Weston 249–53; begins work on The Frost Report 245, 256–9, 262–3; and I’m Sorry I’ll Read That Again 254, 260–62, 273, 294; recording of Frost Over Britain comedy album 262, 265–6; interviewed on Late Night Line-Up 271–2; first series of The Frost Report 267–71, 273–80, 296; rents villa in Ibiza 280, 281–6, 287–91; first film script with Graham (The Rise and Rise of Michael Rimmer) 280, 286, 287–8, 290, 321, 361, 377–8; works on The Frost Programme 280–81, 293–7; first series of At Last the 1948 Show 297–301, 302–19; Barbados holiday with Connie 301–2; second series of The Frost Report 319–21, 338; interviewed on Dee Time 321–2; driving holiday to Italy 322–4; collaboration with Harry Secombe 324–6; first feature film (Interlude) 326–7, 334, 377; second series of At Last the 1948 Show 329–34; marriage to Connie 250, 335–9, 341; early married life in London 341–2, 346–8, 349–50, 367; writes for Marty television series 348–9; How to Irritate People 12–13, 349–59, 374; screenplay for Rentadick 350, 361, 367, 378–81, 383; writes for Peter Sellers 361–7; developing partnership with Graham 367–74, 381–3; some film and TV cameos 374–6; Monty Python’s Flying Circus 351–2, 374, 383–6, 389–404, 394; 2014 reunion show 85, 346, 387–8, 400–404

  Character & characteristics: beard 124, 134, 152; childhood enthusiasms 37–8; childhood wussiness 2, 5–7, 46, 56; cricket fan 37–8, 40, 200; determination 285–6; dislike of violence 46, 137; enjoyment of food and drink 63–4, 181, 237; height 1–2, 57–8, 134; interest in psychology 35–6, 70–71, 84–5, 168; introversion 35–6; logical/creative balance 248; middle name 22; patriotism 182; perfectionism 142, 183, 368; pets 96–7, 125, 134; physical awkwardness 2, 154, 193–4, 283; preference for comfort 226; relations with women 12–13, 133, 161–3, 190–93, 224–5, 301–2; smoking 207; soft toy collection 371–2; spectacles 69; sporting prowess 6, 47, 58, 73–4, 85–6, 129, 283; stage nerves 155, 168, 183–4, 267–8; taste in art 230–31; theatre-going 367; thirst for knowledge 368; time-management 342–3

  Cleese, Muriel (née Cross; JC’s mother): appearance and character 8–14, 8, 24, 32, 251–3; family background 22–3, 32–3; elopement 32–3; married life 11–12, 14–15, 33–4, 60, 123–4; and JC’s upbringing and education 8–9, 35, 63, 170; JC’s relations with 9, 11, 13–14, 123–4; family moves to Bristol 60–61; holidays in Bournemouth 121–2; moves to Totnes 145; JC visits in Weston on return from US 249–53; widowhood 11, 13–14

  Cleese, Reginald (JC’s father): appearance and character 16, 16, 25, 32, 251–3; family background and early life 21–2, 24–6, 32–3; military service 7, 26–8; early working life in India and Far East 16, 25, 28–31; contracts malaria 30, 31; recuperation in England 31–2; elopement 32–3; married life 11–12, 14–15, 33–4, 60, 123–4; career as insurance agent in West Country 15–16, 23; and JC’s upbringing and education 4, 5, 17–18, 30, 38, 39–40, 44, 63, 226; family moves to Bristol 60–61; holidays in Bournemouth 121–2; moves to Totnes 145; JC visits in Weston on return from US 249–53; concerns about JC’s career 294

  Cleese’s woolly lemur 377

  Clifton College 53, 63–88, 225, 294; school sports 6, 73–4, 85–6, 86

  Clitheroe Kid, The (radio serial) 182

  Clockwise (film) 288

  Clump of Plinths, A (1963 Cambridge Footlights revue) see Cambridge Circus

  Collingwood, R. G. 107–9

  Compton, Denis 85–6

  Cook, Peter 42, 221, 241–2; Beyond the Fringe 149–51; Establishment Club 239; Not Only . . . But Also 266–7, 303; The Rise and Rise of Michael Rimmer 377–8

  Cooper, Tommy 78

  Corbett, Ronnie 343, 350, 378; The Frost Report 257, 274, 319–21

  ‘Cornish Mining Disaster’ sketch 136, 142

  corporal punishment 34–5

  Courbet, Gustave 231

  ‘Courier’ sketch 275–7

  coward, definition of 6

  Coward, Sir Noël 4, 213; at Las Vegas 266

  Cowell, Simon 345

  Crathorne, Lord and Lady 188

  Crichton, Charles 366, 380–81

  cricket 37–8, 40, 73, 74, 81, 85–6, 88, 200

  criminology, JC as student of 166–7, 169–70

  critics, theatre 197–8, 227

  Cross, Marwood (JC’s grandfather) 22–3, 23, 32–3

  crosswords 66, 96, 157, 160, 286, 391

  Cryer, Barry 262, 302

  Curry, Tim, French-kissing 377

  Custer, General George 56

  Daily Mail 51, 326, 387, 403

  Daily Mirror 392

  Daily Telegraph 281, 316

  Davie, Dr (schoolmaster) 71

  Davies, Peter ‘Stinker’ (schoolmaster) 72

  Davies-Jones, Martin 124–5, 134, 142, 146

  Davis, Joan 78

  de Gaulle, Charles 135–6

  De Niro, Robert 76

  de Valera, Eamon 351

  ‘Dead Parrot’ sketch 351–2; Margaret Thatcher’s rendition 279

  Dean, Michael 271

  Dee, Simon 322

  Dee Time (television series) 321–2

  dentists: in America 226–7; sketch about 313

  Dibley, Gwen 384

  Dick Barton, Special Agent (radio serial) 37

  Disney (film company) 367

  Do Not Adjust Your Set (television series) 383

  Doctor Faustus (school production) 74–6

  Doctor in the House (television series) 381–2

  Dolman, Reverend A. H. (schoolmaster) 52–3, 54, 56, 72, 96, 109

  Double Take (1962 Cambridge Footlights revue) 151–6, 157, 313

  Downing College, Cambridge 82, 83, 124–5, 147; football team 129

  Doyle, Sir Arthur Conan, The Exploits of Brigadier Gerard 85

  Dr Strangelove (film) 361

  Dr Zhivago (film) 301–2

  driving lessons: in New Zealand 191–2; in England 323

  Dundee University Students’ Union: invitation to Queen 343–4


  Dunedin, New Zealand 189–90, 357

  Durrell, Lawrence 159

  Ealing comedies 77, 361, 380

  Edinburgh Festival (1962) 156–60

  Edwards, Jimmy 78

  Ekland, Britt 364

  Elizabeth II, Queen 240; invitation from Dundee University 343–4

  Elk, Anne (Python character) 299

  Elton, Ben 220–21

  Emery, Dick 184–5

  England football team 286–7, 289–90

  Esalen Institute, California 57

  Establishment Club, London 239

  existentialism 200

  Eysenck, Hans 35–6

  Fantasticks, The (musical) 215

  farces 258, 367

  Fawlty Towers (television series) 49–50, 111, 121, 137, 346–7, 382

  Feldman, Lauretta 279–80, 281, 304

  Feldman, Marty: background and character 279; The Frost Report 258, 262, 279; holiday in Ibiza with JC 280, 281, 284–5; At Last the 1948 Show 298–301, 307–8, 310–13, 317, 329–34, 348; interviewed on Dee Time 321–2; learns of Graham Chapman’s coming out 328; Marty television series 348–9, 350; proposed role in Rentadick 379

  Felix, Julie 258, 270, 274

  Feydeau farces 367

  Fiddy, Derek 304

  Fielding, Johnny 303

  Fierce Creatures (film) 73

  film crews, British vs French 326–7

  films, watching in the wrong order 253

  Findlater, ‘Fishy’ (prep-school matron) 1, 2

  First World War 7, 26–7

  Fish Called Wanda, A (film) 240, 248, 348, 366, 381; reviews 197–8

  Fitzgerald, F. Scott 221

  Flanders and Swann 266

  football 73–4, 85, 97–8, 129; 1966 World Cup 280, 286–7, 288–90

  Fordyce, Ian 313

  foreskins: circumcision 2; retractability 28–9

  Forte, Sir Charles 346

  Frankenstein (film) 76

  Frayn, Michael 151, 367; Clockwise 288

  French, Dawn 299

  Freshfields (solicitors) 167, 171

  Frisby, Terence, There’s a Girl in My Soup 364

  Frost, Sir David 142, 147, 262–6, 366; That Was The Week That Was 139, 163–4, 245, 295; The Frost Report 245, 256–9, 258, 262–3, 267–71, 273–80, 295, 296, 297, 319–21, 338, 361; The Rise and Rise of Michael Rimmer 280, 293; The Frost Programme 280–81, 293–7; and At Last the 1948 Show 297–8; commissions Rentadick and How to Irritate People 349–50, 379, 380

  Frost Over Britain (comedy album) 262, 265–6

  Frost Programme, The (television series) 280–81, 293–7

  Frost Report, The (television series) 245, 256–9, 258, 262–3, 267–71, 273–80, 295, 296, 297, 319–21, 338, 361

  Frost, Wilfred 304

  Fry, Stephen 126

  ‘Garage Owner’ sketch 350–51

  Garden, Graeme 147, 254, 260, 261, 273

  Gardner, Howard, Frames of the Mind 84

  gay men 225, 248, 327–9

  Gee, ‘Jumper’ (schoolmaster) 67

  geography lessons, other lessons to be learned from 116–20

  George, Alan 151, 158

  George VI, King, death 357

  German, JC learns 180–81

  Germans, in Ibiza during World Cup 288–90

  Gilbert, Jimmy (producer) 256, 258–9, 258, 273, 278, 319

  Gilbert, Mr (schoolmaster) 53

  Gilliam, Terry 19, 226; alleged fight with JC 46; photo shoot with JC for Help! magazine 231–2; sketches Shirley Bassey 293; Do Not Adjust Your Set 383; Monty Python’s Flying Circus 369, 384, 385, 393–4, 396, 397, 401, 404

  Goering, Hermann 4

  Golders Green, London 33

  Goldman, William 170, 382

  Goleman, Daniel, Emotional Intelligence 85

  Goon Show, The (radio series) 78–9, 302, 303, 361, 364, 376

  Gordon, General Charles 55

  Gordon, Richard, Doctor in the House 381

  Grafton, Jimmy 324–5

  Grant, Cary 231

  Great Dictator, The (film) 137

  Greenslade, Wallace 376

  Grey, Marion 240

  Griffin, Merv 210

  Guardian Assurance Company 15

  Guyler, Deryck 184–5

  Hair (musical) 364

  Half a Sixpence (musical): audition 203–6; rehearsals 212–21; Boston and Toronto runs 217, 223–9; Broadway run 227, 229–37, 233, 341, 346

  Hall, Willis 262

  ‘Hallelujah Chorus’, Beatles version of 196, 207

  Haller, Helmut 289

  Hancock, Sheila 361

  Hancock’s Half Hour (television series) 303

  happiness, moments of perfect 19

  Harris, Judith 56

  Hart, Jean 188, 190, 207, 209

  Harvard Business School 200–201

  Hatch, Ann 188

  Hatch, David: at Cambridge 147; Cambridge Circus revue 168–9, 174, 179; BBC Radio Light Entertainment Department 171, 184; Cambridge Circus New Zealand tour and New York run 188, 190, 196, 202, 203, 207–8, 209–10; I’m Sorry I’ll Read That Again 254, 258, 261, 273

  ‘Haw-Haw, Lord’ (William Joyce) 3–4

  Hawn, Goldie 364

  Hazelton, Mr (schoolmaster) 69–70

  ‘Headmaster’ sketch 266, 267, 269–71

  Help! (magazine) 231–2

  Hendra, Tony 147, 151, 153, 210, 236

  ‘Henry V’ sketch 209–10

  Henson, Leslie 258

  Henson, Nicky 257–8, 324

  heroism, English forms of 55–6, 161

  Hickley, Mr (schoolmaster) 53, 127

  Hill, Robert (Clifton College school friend) 74

  Himmler, Heinrich 90–91

  Hirohito, Emperor 207

  Hoare, Major Mike 296

  homosexuality 225, 248, 327–9

  Hong Kong 30

  Horrabridge, Devon 14

  How to Irritate People (television show) 12–13, 349–59, 374

  Howdle, Mr (schoolmaster) 46, 53

  Howerd, Frankie 78

  humour 77–9, 111–12; and anger 48–50, 137; and malice 112, 186–7; and pomposity 81, 111

  Hurst, Sir Geoff 289

  Hutchison, Alan 124–5, 134–7, 146, 149, 156, 163, 255–6, 290–91, 322–3

  Ibiza 280, 281–6, 287–91

  Ibsen, Henrik, Brand 157–8

  ice hockey, in Canada 228–9

  ice-skating, in Bournemouth 121–2

  Idle, Eric: pre-Python 148, 302, 313–14, 361, 383; Python 369, 394–404, 394

  I’m All Right Jack (film) 362

  I’m Sorry I’ll Read That Again (radio serial) 184, 207, 254, 260–62, 294

  immigration service, United States 242–3

  impersonators, skills of 365–6

  India, JC’s father’s early life in 28–30

  ‘Indian Restaurant’ sketch 352–4

  insurance salesman, JC’s father’s career as 15–16, 23, 25–6, 28

  ‘Insurance Salesman/Deep-Sea Diver’ sketch 208–9, 266

  Interlude (film) 326–7, 334, 377

  Italy 322, 324

  ITV 279, 280

  James, Polly 235, 236

  Japan 255–6

  Jay, Tony 129, 262, 278

  Jerome, Jerome K., Three Men in a Boat 26, 42, 254

  ‘Job Interview’ sketch 356

  Johnson, Howard 304

  jokes: the ‘getting’ of 118; see also punchlines

  Jones, Freddie 374

  Jones, Terry 196, 274, 369, 383, 384, 393, 394, 395–404

  journalism, JC’s 230, 237–8, 281

  journalists, British 76, 135, 227, 238

  Joyce, William (‘Lord Haw-Haw’) 3–4

  Junkin, John 349

  Kaye, Davy 299

  Kendall, Jo 169, 179, 188, 190, 191, 206, 254, 260, 261, 273

  Kerr, Walter 197

  Kind Hearts and Coronets (film) 77

  Kline, Kevin 96

  Kovacs, Ern
ie 78

  Kubrick, Stanley 361, 364

  Kurtzman, Harvey 231

  Ladykillers, The (film) 77, 361, 380

  Lahr, Bert 232

  Lahr, John 232

  Lancaster, Burt 300

  Lancaster, Captain (schoolmaster) 2, 42, 54, 91

  Last Tango in Paris (film) 99

  Late Night Line-Up (television series) 271–2

  Latin: learning 42, 43, 53, 66; teaching 93–4

  laughter, infectiousness of 178, 247

  Laughter in Paradise (film) 77

  Lavender Hill Mob (film) 380

  law, JC as student of 122, 125–6, 161, 166–7, 169–71

  Law, John 262

  Lebowsky, Stanley 212–13

  Lehrer, Tom 267, 274

  lemurs 377

  Leonard, George, Mastery 56–7

  Leonardo da Vinci 368

  Lewis, Jay 379–80

  Liddell, Mr (schoolmaster) 72

  Life of Brian (film) 116, 265, 382

  Lindsay-Jones, Mr (schoolmaster) 71–2

  links (for sketches), solutions to 298–9

  Lloyd, Harold 137

  Lloyd George, David 351

  Lolita (film) 364

  London Palladium 324

  Luftwaffe: bombing raids 3–4, 29; destruction of Cleese family furniture 18

  Lynn, Jonathan 180, 188, 190, 196, 206, 278

  Lynn, Ralph 258

  Lyric Theatre, London 179, 180

  MacDonald, Aimi 299–300

  MacDonald, Alec (Clifton College housemaster) 6

  McGrath, Joseph 362

  McIntyre, Phil 388

  McLeod, Mercer 218–19

  Macmillan, Harold 136, 295; Peter Cook’s impersonation of 150

  McNaughton, Ian 389–90

  Mad (magazine) 231, 239

  Magic Christian, The (film) 362–5, 367, 376–7

  Maher, Joe 240, 246–8

  Main Wilson, Dennis 349

  Major, Sir John 128

  Manet, Édouard 231

  Margolyes, Miriam 151, 153

  Marks & Spencer: personnel department 294

  Marples, Ernest 295–6

  Marsden, Betty 392

  Martin, Everett 230, 237–8

  Martin, Sir George 266, 362, 364–5

  Martin, Steve 137

  Marty (television series) 348–9

  Marx Brothers 77, 178

  Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein (film) 76

  Maslow, Abraham 19

  Mason, James 375

  masturbation 45–6, 401–2

  mathematics 43, 47, 53, 66, 70

  Maugham, Somerset: take-off of 164, 169

  Meaning of Life, The (film) 73, 100, 207, 277

 

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