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by Rusty Barnes


  By Keith Gilman

  Bad Habits

  By Richard Godwin

  Wrong Crowd

  Buffalo and Sour Mash

  Crystal on Electric Acetate

  By William Hastings, editor

  Stray Dogs: Writing from the Other America

  By Greg Herren, editor

  Blood on the Bayou: Bouchercon Anthology 2016

  By J.J. Hensley

  Bolt Action Remedy

  By Jeffery Hess

  Beachhead

  Cold War Canoe Club

  By Matt Hilton

  No Going Back

  Rules of Honor

  The Lawless Kind

  The Devil’s Anvil

  No Safe Place

  By Naomi Hirahara, Kate Thornton and Jeri Westerson, editors

  LAdies’ Night

  By Terry Holland

  An Ice Cold Paradise

  Chicago Shiver

  By Darrel James, Linda O. Johnston and Tammy Kaehler, editors

  Last Exit to Murder

  By David Housewright and Renée Valois

  The Devil and the Diva

  By David Housewright

  Finders Keepers

  Full House

  By Beau Johnson

  A Better Kind of Hate

  By Jon Jordan

  Interrogations

  By Jon and Ruth Jordan, editors

  Murder and Mayhem in Muskego

  Cooking with Crimespree

  By Lawrence Kelter

  Back to Brooklyn

  By Lawrence Kelter and Frank Zafiro

  The Last Collar

  By Jerry Kennealy

  Screen Test

  Polo’s Long Shot

  By Dana King

  Worst Enemies

  Grind Joint

  Resurrection Mall

  By Ed Kurtz

  Nothing You Can Do

  By Ross Klavan, Tim O’Mara and Charles Salzberg

  Triple Shot

  By JB Kohl and Eric Beetner

  Over Their Heads

  By S.W. Lauden

  Crosswise

  Crossed Bones

  By Dan and Kate Malmon, editors

  Killing Malmon

  By Andrew McAleer and Paul D. Marks, editors

  Coast to Coast

  Coast to Coast 2

  By Terrence McCauley

  The Devil Dogs of Belleau Wood

  The Bank Heist, editor (*)

  By John McFetridge, editor

  Passport to Murder: Bouchercon Anthology 2017

  By Daniel M. Mendoza, editor

  Stray Dogs: Interviews with Working-Class Writers

  By Bill Moody

  Czechmate: The Spy Who Played Jazz

  The Man in Red Square

  Solo Hand

  The Death of a Tenor Man

  The Sound of the Trumpet

  Bird Lives!

  Mood Swings (TP only)

  By Warren Moore

  Broken Glass Waltzes

  By Gerald M. O’Connor

  The Origins of Benjamin Hackett

  By Gary Phillips

  The Perpetrators

  Scoundrels: Tales of Greed, Murder and Financial Crimes (editor)

  Treacherous: Grifters, Ruffians and Killers

  3 the Hard Way

  By Gary Phillips, Tony Chavira, Manoel Magalhães and Bryan Lee

  Beat L.A. (Graphic Novel)

  By Tom Pitts

  Hustle

  American Static

  By Thomas Pluck

  Bad Boy Boogie

  By Robert J. Randisi

  Upon My Soul

  Souls of the Dead

  Envy the Dead

  By Rob Riley

  Thin Blue Line

  By Charles Salzberg

  Devil in the Hole

  Swann’s Last Song

  Swann Dives In

  Swann’s Lake of Despair

  Swann’s Way Out

  By Scott Loring Sanders

  Shooting Creek and Other Stories

  By Linda Sands

  3 Women Walk Into a Bar (TP only)

  Grand Theft Cargo

  By Ryan Sayles

  The Subtle Art of Brutality

  Warpath

  Let Me Put My Stories In You

  By John Shepphird

  The Shill

  Kill the Shill

  Beware the Shill

  By Anthony Neil Smith

  Yellow Medicine

  Hogdoggin’

  The Baddest Ass

  Holy Death

  All the Young Warriors

  Once a Warrior

  Worm

  Psychosomatic

  The Drummer

  Choke on Your Lies

  XXX Shamus

  By Liam Sweeny

  Welcome Back, Jack

  By Art Taylor, editor

  Murder Under the Oaks: Bouchercon Anthology 2015

  By Ian Truman

  Grand Trunk and Shearer

  By James Ray Tuck, editor

  Mama Tried 1

  Mama Tried 2 (*)

  By Nathan Walpow

  The Logan Triad

  By Lono Waiwaiole

  Wiley’s Lament

  Wiley’s Shuffle

  Wiley’s Refrain

  Dark Paradise

  Leon’s Legacy

  By George Williams

  Inferno and Other Stories

  Zoë

  By Frank Zafiro and Eric Beetner

  The Backlist

  The Short List

  Down & Out: The Magazine

  Volume 1 Issue 1: Reed Farrel Coleman (featured author)

  Published by ABC Group Documentation, an imprint of Down & Out Books

  By Alec Cizak

  Down on the Street

  By Grant Jerkins

  Abnormal Man

  A Scholar of Pain

  By Robert Leland Taylor

  Through the Ant Farm

  Published by All Due Respect, an imprint of Down & Out Books

  By Greg Barth

  Selena: Book One

  Diesel Therapy: Selena Book Two

  Suicide Lounge: Selena Book Three

  Road Carnage: Selena Book Four

  Everglade: Selena Book Five

  Selena: The Complete Series

  By Eric Beetner

  Nine Toes in the Grave

  By Phil Beloin Jr.

  Revenge is a Redhead

  By Math Bird

  Histories of the Dead and Other Stories

  By Paul D Brazill

  The Last Laugh: Crime Stories

  By Sarah M. Chen

  Cleaning Up Finn

  By Alec Cizak

  Crooked Roads: Crime Stories

  Manifesto Destination

  By Pablo D’Stair and Chris Rhatigan

  You Don’t Exist

  By C.S. DeWildt

  Kill ’Em with Kindness

  Love You to a Pulp

  By Paul Heatley

  FatBoy

  By Jake Hinkson

  The Deepening Shade

  By Preston Lang

  The Sin Tax

  By Marietta Miles

  Route 12

  By Mike Miner

  Prodigal Sons

  By Mike Monson

  A Killer’s Love

  Criminal Love and Other Stories

  Tussinland

  What Happens in Reno

  By Matt Phillips

  Three Kinds of Fool

  Accidental Outlaws (*)

  By Rob Pierce

  The Things I Love Will Kill Me Yet: Stories

  Uncle Dust

  Vern in the Heat

  With the Right Enemies

  By Michael Pool

  Debt Crusher

  By Chris Rhatigan

  Race to the Bottom

  Squeeze

  The Kind of Friends Who Murder Each Other

  By Ryan Sayles

  I’m Not Happy
’til You’re Not Happy: Crime Stories

  By Ryan Sayles and Chris Rhatigan

  Two Bullets Solve Everything

  By Daniel Vlasaty

  A New and Different Kind of Pain

  Only Bones

  By William E. Wallace

  Dead Heat with the Reaper

  Hangman’s Dozen

  Published by Shotgun Honey, an imprint of Down & Out Books

  By Hector Acosta

  Hardway

  By Rusty Barnes

  Ridgerunner

  Knuckledragger

  By Angel Luis Colón

  The Fury of Blacky Jaguar

  Blacky Jaguar Against the Cool Clux Cult

  By Marie S. Crosswell

  Texas, Hold Your Queens

  By DeLeon DeMicoli

  Les Cannibales

  By Christopher Irvin

  Federales

  By Nick Kolakowski

  A Brutal Bunch of Heartbroken Saps

  By R. Daniel Lester

  Dead Clown Blues

  By Mike Miner

  Hurt Hawks

  By Tom Pitts

  Knuckleball

  By Ryan Sayles

  Goldfinches

  By Max Sheridan

  Dillo (*)

  By Albert Tucher

  The Place of Refuge

  (*) Coming soon

  Back to TOC

  Here is a preview from Les Cannibales, a crime novella by DeLeon DeMicoli, published by Shotgun Honey, an imprint of Down & Out Books…

  Chapter 1

  The maroon Cadillac ATS slowly pulled into the empty space on the street, leaving its back end to stick out and block traffic. Commuters voiced their displeasure by laying into their horns.

  Phil remained calm and took his time to parallel park the car. He knew if he returned home with any sorta mark on his wife’s caddy, he’d never hear the end of it. How he saw it: he’d rather listen to car horns for as long as it took for him to park the car just right than feel rushed and end up on his wife’s shit list.

  Phil carefully adjusted the car’s back end. Traffic began to flow. Once he felt comfortable with the amount of distance between the cars parked in front and behind him, he turned off the engine and raised the steering wheel. He popped up the faux fur collar on his coat and lowered his skull cap over his eyes.

  “Mind if I smoke?” Syd asked while seated in the passenger seat. He dug in his pockets and pulled out a pack of American Spirit cigarettes. He looked like a man who knew what it felt like to get punched in the face.

  “Don’t even think about it. Rose will chop my balls off—swear ta God.” Phil raised his right hand like he was sworn into office.

  Syd pocketed the smokes while fidgeting in his seat, looking to get comfortable. The seat may have been made of leather, but it didn’t provide the same lumbar support like his La-Z-Boy recliner back at his ma’s.

  Seated in the backseat was Phil and Syd’s partner from out of town, Carlo. He grabbed Syd’s attention by pushing on the back of the passenger seat headrest.

  He said, “Hey, plant it already. You’re driving me nuts with all the moving, and I ain’t got a lot of leg room back here.”

  Syd leaned forward and looked under his seat.

  “Phil, where’s the seat mover doohickey?”

  Phil’s eyes were shut, arms rested on top of his big stomach. He pointed to the passenger door.

  “Side there at the bottom. Be careful with the controls—they’re delicate.”

  Syd located the lever and pushed it. The seat slowly moved forward.

  “Say when,” he said over his shoulder.

  “When,” Carlo said while yanking on his junk like he was delivering the punch line to a joke. “Now the boys can breathe.”

  “How long we stuck here for?” Syd asked. “You know being seated for long periods of time causes blood clots, my ma tells me.”

  Carlo scooted to the middle of the back seat to look at himself in the rearview mirror. He had the chiseled mug of a Spanish soap opera star and began patting his hair like some old lady on Forty-Second Street returning from the salon.

  “You listen to everything your ma tells you?” Carlo asked.

  “For sure,” Syd said. “Who else you gonna trust to come get you when you gotta make bail?”

  Phil pushed the rim of his hat off his eyes and pulled back on the cuff on his coat. The gold Rolex watch attached to his wrist read late morning.

  He said, “Dance already started. Once we see the van pull out, we can make like aircrafts and jet.”

  “I need ta take a piss and have a smoke,” Syd said.

  “Smoke outside, why don’t cha?” an annoyed Phil responded before adjusting the driver’s seat to an incline position.

  “You kidding me? I ain’t about to have some Joe Blow ID me on the street for the five o’clock news. I got mouths ta feed and two strikes against me,” Syd said. He turned the key in the ignition and pushed seek on the car radio. Electronic sounds and heavy bass pumped through the stock speakers.

  “You’re making my ears bleed,” Phil said while using the back of his hand to itch his Jewish nose.

  “What’s your problem, baby? You don’t like this?” Syd asked. “She’s an all right singer, don’t cha think?”

  “This ain’t music. Sounds to me like a broken kitchen appliance,” Phil said.

  “I think it’s pretty swell.”

  “That’s because you’re a fricking retard. I’ll take Dion and the Belmonts over this clown any day of the week.”

  Syd turned around in his seat and gripped the leather headrest.

  “You dig this music, Carlo?”

  Carlo was busy watching the traffic. He despised being lookout. He liked the action, the adrenaline rush that came with stealing shit and pointing a gun in someone’s face.

  “Sounds like two alley cats screwing in a garbage can, you ask me.”

  Frustrated, Syd said, “Both of you sound like a couple of old farts.” His bulldog snarl softened once the rhythm set in. He snapped his fingers and bopped his head. He hummed along. “We listened to pop music when we was young and our parents hated it too. Just trying to keep an open mind so I can connect with lil’ Mickey.”

  “Your son, Mickey, is just a kid. I’m an old man. Old men like quiet, and since you’re in my car, I make the rules. And when I say turn down that goddamn radio, you better turn down that goddamn radio or else I’m gonna pop one of these off into that simple head of yours.” Phil pulled out a .38 Remington snub-nosed revolver from his coat pocket and rested it up against the steering wheel.

  “Take it easy, Phil,” Syd said nervously while doing as Phil instructed.

  “Don’t tell me to take it easy. Stop being a wiseass,” Phil responded with the hard steel in his hand.

  “Put that thing away before some schmuck sees you and puts your face on the Internet,” Carlo said while reaching over Phil’s headrest and grabbing the shooter.

  “Hey, Phil, I don’t mean any disrespect—just bored is all. What else am I supposed ta do ta pass the time?” Syd asked.

  “Why don’t you go have a smoke on the corner with the brothas over there and start an a cappella group?” Carlo opened the cylinder to the shooter and dumped the ammo into his hand.

  Phil turned to Carlo and said, “Can I have my gun back?”

  Carlo placed the ammo into the pocket of his leather jacket and handed the gun back to Phil. Phil placed it in his coat pocket.

  “Man, wish I was able to get off in there. I live for that shit,” Carlo said. He pulled out a slim, black toothcomb and ran his thumb down the plastic teeth.

  “Maybe next time. Let the cowboys take the heat on this one if things go sour,” Phil said.

  “Whaddya plan on doing with your cut?” Syd asked.

  “Buy shit for the grandkid. Maybe take a vacation with the wife. This is my last run. Getting too old for this. Men my age play shuffleboard and stare up young waitresses’ skirts, not
pull jobs.”

 

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