Selfish Reasons to Have More Kids: Why Being a Great Parent Is Less Work and More Fun Than You Think

by Bryan Caplan

  PARENTS ARE MUCH MORE WORRIED THAN THEY OUGHT TO BE

  You might respond that the real point of parenting isn’t to change what kids do when they’re adults but to ensure that they reach adulthood in one piece. One of the hardest parts of parenthood is worrying that something terrible will happen to your child. The news is full of stories about parents who failed to shield their children from the dangers of the world—enough to make anyone sick.

  Fortunately, news is one thing and real life is another. On the news, the world is going to hell in a handbasket. Even (especially?) innocent children aren’t safe. In real life, however, things are looking way up. Children under five years old are almost five times as safe today as they were in the Idyllic Fifties. Children age five to fourteen are almost four times as safe. During the Fifties, American society was great at presenting the image of secure childhood. Modern American society actually delivers this dream. To make the appearance match the reality, most people merely have to turn off their TVs and look out their windows.

  If kids were in as much danger as most parents imagine, reluctance to have another child—or any children at all—would be understandable. We’d face a choice between kids and peace of mind; every extra child would be another tragedy waiting to happen. Fortunately, we live in happier times. Our main challenge isn’t keeping our kids safe, but appreciating how safe they really are. Far-fetched fears aside, today is a great time to have a child—great for the child, and great for the parents who protect him.

  MANY OF THE BENEFITS OF CHILDREN COME LATER IN LIFE

  When people weigh the pros and cons of another child, they often suffer from myopia. Literally, myopia is another word for nearsightedness; if you clearly see only what’s right in front of your nose, you’re myopic. When I talk about myopia, I’m not talking about bad eyesight. I’m talking about bad foresight: focusing too much on the short-run costs of kids and forgetting the big picture.

  The short-run costs of kids are clear. When young, they’re a lot of work. If you wait until you’re thirty to start a family, biology only gives you a brief window of time to finish. So when parents weigh whether to add a child, they’re already up to their ears in toil. If they base their decision purely on how tired they feel when they’re still young enough to have more kids, parents of two children (or even one! ) will likely refuse.

  Unfortunately, when a couple of toddlers are running around, you lose sight of the big picture. Namely: Your kids will grow up. Your workload will lighten. By the time you have teens, you’ll wish your kids had more time for you. Once they move out, even three of them won’t seem like enough. You’ll want more phone calls and more visits—and some grandchildren while you’re still young enough to enjoy them.

  My point is that your “best number of children” changes over time. When you’re a parent of youngsters, two feels like plenty. You may quietly declare, “I’m too selfish to have any more.” But who’s going to benefit down the line if you go beyond your comfort point and have another child or two? You. Four kids are a handful when you’re thirty. When you’re sixty, the story reverses. By that stage, each of your four children—and whatever grandchildren they give you—will probably be a joy.

  If you’re not just selfish, but good at being selfish, you will take these long-run benefits into account when you decide how many kids to have. This doesn’t mean that you should make yourself miserable when you’re young in order to have a perfect retirement. It means that you should factor a lifetime of consequences into your decisions, then strike a happy medium.

  When you shop for food, you buy enough to last until your next trip to the store. You don’t leave the store empty-handed because you ate a big lunch. Similarly, when you decide how many kids to have, you should have enough to last you during your forties, sixties, and eighties. You shouldn’t stop having kids merely because your two-year-old won’t let you sleep. Basing your long-run decisions on your short-run crankiness doesn’t make sense.

  SELF-INTEREST AND ALTRUISM POINT IN THE SAME DIRECTION

  Sometimes it’s wrong to encourage people to pursue their self-interest. If I had ironclad evidence that crime pays, I definitely wouldn’t write a book called Selfish Reasons to Steal More Money. Stealing’s good for thieves, but it’s bad for everyone else. Does fertility work the same way?

  No. Despite popular fears about overpopulation, more people make the world a better place. Our population and our standard of living have risen side by side for centuries, and it’s no coincidence. New ideas, from iPhones to genetically modified crops, are the main reason we keep getting richer. The source of new ideas, without a doubt, is people—creative talent to make discoveries, and paying customers to reward their success. More talent plus more customers equals more ideas and more progress.

  Larger populations also expand choices. Almost no one wants to live in the middle of nowhere, because there’s nothing to do. Instead, people prefer to live near other people. They may not like the crowds, but they choose crowds, stores, restaurants, and jobs over splendid isolation. You might think that a few hundred thousand neighbors would sustain all the choices anyone would want; but then why do millions of New Yorkers pay a premium to live next to millions of other New Yorkers?

  Fertility is also vital for our retirement systems. Programs like Social Security and Medicare are pyramid schemes: As long as there are a lot of young workers for every retiree, low taxes can fund high benefits. As populations age, however, the pyramid gets top-heavy and starts to wobble. Back in 1940, America had almost ten workers per retiree; now it’s about five; in fifteen years, it will fall to three. Parents who have extra kids aren’t just doing future retirees a favor; they’re also making the tax burden on future workers a little more bearable.

  The effect of fertility on the environment is more mixed, but conditions are better than they seem. We’re not running out of food, fuel, or minerals. Despite setbacks and exceptions, resources have been getting cheaper for well over a century. Air and water quality have improved in recent decades, too, despite large population increases. Admittedly, the news isn’t all good. Carbon dioxide emissions, for example, are still on the rise. But given all the offsetting benefits of population, restricting our numbers is a draconian cure. Concerned citizens should prefer eco-remedies that ignore population. We’re going to see that they aren’t hard to find.

  WHO THIS BOOK IS FOR

  When I tell people that I’m writing a book called Selfish Reasons to Have More Kids, the most common response is, “Because they’ll take care of you in your old age?” Now is a good time for a disclaimer: That is not what I’m saying. Indeed, I doubt that “they’ll provide for me when I’m old” has ever been a good reason to have kids. Love tends to run downhill; as an old saying ruefully observes, “One parent can care for five children, but five children cannot care for one parent.” In any case, there are more cost-effective ways to provide for your old age than starting a family. In a backward farming community, you can use the money you would have spent on your children to buy land, then sell or rent your holdings when you’re ready to retire. In the modern world, self-help is simpler yet. Invest in a retirement fund or buy an annuity. No muss, no fuss.

  An especially devoted or successful child might become a highyield investment, but that’s a long shot. The only promising way to meet the “What’s in it for me?” challenge is to appeal to the intrinsic or “consumption” benefits of children. If someone asks, “Why should I buy a high-definition TV?” you don’t assure them that their HDTV will provide for them in their old age. You tell them that their HDTV will be fun, neat, or awesome. In the same way, if someone asks “What’s in parenthood for me?” you have to highlight kids’ cool features: They’re ridiculously cute; they’re playful; they look like you; they share half your genes; it’s all part of the circle of life.

  If kids’ cool features have absolutely no appeal to you, then you probably don’t have any selfish reasons to have more kids—or any kids at all
. If you don’t like what’s on TV, a sales pitch about HDTV’s great picture and sound quality is a waste of your time. Similarly, if the phrases “my son” and “my daughter” leave you unmoved, none of my arguments will sway you. A customer won’t buy a product if he rejects its basic premise.

  That’s OK. I’m not trying to convince everyone to have kids. I’m trying to convince people who are at least mildly interested in being a parent that they should have more kids than they originally planned. That’s a big audience. About 80 percent of Americans twenty-five and older have kids. Even among the childless by choice, many decide against kids because the sacrifice appears too great, not because the thought of kids leaves them cold. As long as you are among the vast majority with a seed of desire to be a parent, we have much to discuss.

  MAKING THE RIGHT PERSONAL DECISION

  Whether to have a child is plainly one of life’s most personal decisions. Just because a decision is personal, however, does not mean that whatever decision you make is the right one for you. The decision to have a child is complex. The consequences are easy to misjudge. If you make your ruling with undue haste, you’re only cheating yourself.

  Selfishly speaking, children have pros and cons. But these days we’re good at counting the cons. A book called Do I Want to Be a Mom? has a chapter for every reason you’ve heard not to have a child—from “Will I Get Enough Sleep?” to “Will I Like My Child? Will My Child Like Me?” Even strangers eagerly highlight the drawbacks, whether they’re chuckling that your life will change or looking at you with pity and asking if you’re getting any sleep.

  We’ve got the cons covered. When it comes to the pros, though, we’ve got a lot to learn. Parenting is stressful, but much of the stress is unnecessary. Parents can have a much better life without disadvantaging or endangering their kids. In any case, you should not let the short-run stress of an extra child dominate your decision. Many of the benefits of children come later in life. If you are wisely selfish, you will not allow a few months of sleepwalking to stand between you and your future as a parent and grandparent.

  When I argue in favor of fertility, people occasionally ask, “Do you even have kids?” The notion of selfish reasons to have more kids sounds so crazy to them that they wonder if I’m cooking up my ideas in solitary confinement. The truth is that I have three sons: a pair of seven-year-old identical twins, and a new baby. Before I became a father, I was already familiar with the research upon which this book rests. Only after my wife and I had twins, however, did I appreciate its practical significance.

  If the research is right, many prospective parents are making a big mistake. They are missing the chance to have another child who, if born, would enrich their lives. That’s sad. It’s one thing to refrain from having a child who would make your life worse. You can always insist that it’s the people who really exist who count, not people who could have existed but don’t. But to deny the gift of life to a child who would have made your life better is a tragic missed opportunity.

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  YOU COUNT TOO: A COMMONSENSE GUIDE TO HAPPIER PARENTING

  We’ve tried nothing and we’re all out of ideas!

  —Ned Flanders’s beatnik mother on The Simpsons

  SOON AFTER YOU ANNOUNCE THAT YOU’RE GOING TO BE A PARENT, the hazing begins. The nice people say, “Your lives are going to change,” with a knowing grin. The not-so-nice chuckle about dirty diapers and sleepless nights. Once, when my wife and I were strolling our twin infants, we overheard a passing jogger tell her friend, “Now there’s a reason to shoot yourself.”

  Babies are very cute, and people are pretty superficial. Yet many of us hear “baby” and think “misery.” It’s not just that we believe that kids happen to make their parents miserable. We perceive parental misery as inevitable: If you become a parent, you have to kiss your independence and free time good-bye, and resign yourself to eighteen years of hard labor.

  Popular perceptions are mostly wrong. Today’s Typical Parents push themselves so hard that you’d expect them to be miserable, but they aren’t. Some evidence suggests that kids make people slightly less satisfied with their lives, but even that depends on how you ask. By and large, parents feel fine. In any case, once you know how laborious modern parenting has become, making parents happier is like finding hay in a haystack.

  PARENTS: HOW ARE THEY DOING?

  Count Olaf rubbed his hands together as if he had been holding something revolting instead of an infant.

  —Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Bad Beginning

  Is parenthood good for you? The simple stubborn answer is, “It must be; otherwise people wouldn’t do it.” When you’re deciding how many kids to have, however, this answer is unhelpful. People make mistakes. Some of their choices bring them unhappiness and regret. If you want to measure how parents are doing, you need to take human error seriously. Three main approaches fit the bill: studies of customer satisfaction, studies of overall happiness, and studies of momentary happiness.

  CUSTOMER SATISFACTION

  To learn whether a consumer expects to like a purchase, you only need to find out whether he bought it. To learn whether a consumer really likes a purchase, however, you need to find out whether he’d make the same decision over again. If so, he’s a satisfied customer. If not, he’s got buyer’s remorse. After you try a restaurant, hire a mechanic, or upgrade your computer, it’s hard not to weigh your experience on the scale of customer satisfaction. Before you try a restaurant, hire a mechanic, or upgrade your computer, it’s wise to check the customer satisfaction of people like you.

  In practice, do parents feel like their kids were a good deal—or end up with buyer’s remorse? The book Do I Want to Be a Mom? ominously warns that having a child for “unhealthy reasons” “could cause a lifetime of disappointment in yourself and with your child.” But in 1976, Newsday commissioned the highest-quality survey ever conducted on the subject—and found buyer’s remorse was awfully rare. When asked, “If you had it to do over again, would you or would you not have children?” 91 percent of parents said they would have children all over again. Only 7 percent said they wouldn’t.

  You might object that people merely rationalize whatever decision they made, but the best available survey finds that nonbuyer’s remorse is common. In 2003, Gallup asked childless adults over the age of forty, “If you had to do it over again, how many children would you have, or would you not have any at all?” Over two-thirds of the people without kids confessed regret.

  Bottom line: A supermajority of parents want every kid they’ve got. That’s part of the magic of having kids. Even parents of unplanned children often confess, “I can’t imagine my life without them.” The magic of not having kids, in contrast, is elusive. The childless can readily imagine being parents, and by the time they’re in their forties, most prefer this fantasy to their reality.

  OVERALL HAPPINESS

  In terms of customer satisfaction, parenthood does well. Few parents want their money back, and most of the childless wish they bought back when they had their chance. But customer satisfaction isn’t everything. There’s also happiness—how people feel about their lives. Who’s happier: people with kids, or people without?

  If you know a few sunny parents, it’s tempting to conclude that kids are the path to happiness. If your neighbor has a short fuse and a houseful of hellions, it’s hard to believe flowery talk about the joys of family life. To move beyond our own little worlds, we need statistics. Strange as it sounds, high-quality surveys have spent decades asking all sorts of people, “How happy are you?”

  On the surface, people with kids are indeed happier than those without. On closer look, however, parenthood is slightly depressing. People with kids are more likely to be older, married, and churchgoing. All three traits—age, marriage, church attendance—predict greater happiness. Once you adjust for these patterns, happiness falls as the number of children rises. The unhappy effect of kids is robust: You can crunch the numbers
for months, and your computer will stubbornly continue to tell you that happiness and number of offspring move in opposite directions.

  Before you join the “children make us miserable” chorus, however, it’s worth staring at the numbers more closely. The negative effect of kids on happiness is robust but small. In the General Social Survey, a massive, decades-long study of Americans, every child makes you about 1 percentage point less likely to call yourself “very happy.” The difference is real, but you need a statistical microscope to detect it. Married people, in contrast, are 18 percentage points more likely to be very happy. If you’re married with children, you’re far more likely to be happy than if you’re single and childless. Taken too literally, the statistics imply that married couples require over a dozen kids to feel worse than childless singles.

  Also striking: The main hit to parental happiness comes from child number one. Otherwise identical people who have one child instead of none are 5.6 percentage points less likely to be very happy. But once you’ve got a child, enlarging your family is practically painless. Whenever parents install another child seat in the family car, their chance of being very happy falls by a barely perceptible .6 percentage points. Intuitively, people sharply rearrange their lives with the arrival of their first child. They lose privacy and stop going out Saturday nights. When more children come along, however, parents’ lifestyle stays about the same.