Complete Plays, The
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Menelaus
I’ll have my kiss, sir. Lady, by your leave.
Cressida
In kissing, do you render or receive?
Patroclus
Both take and give.
Cressida
I’ll make my match to live,
The kiss you take is better than you give;
Therefore no kiss.
Menelaus
I’ll give you boot, I’ll give you three for one.
Cressida
You’re an odd man; give even or give none.
Menelaus
An odd man, lady! every man is odd.
Cressida
No, Paris is not; for you know ’tis true,
That you are odd, and he is even with you.
Menelaus
You fillip me o’ the head.
Cressida
No, I’ll be sworn.
Ulysses
It were no match, your nail against his horn.
May I, sweet lady, beg a kiss of you?
Cressida
You may.
Ulysses
I do desire it.
Cressida
Why, beg, then.
Ulysses
Why then for Venus’ sake, give me a kiss,
When Helen is a maid again, and his.
Cressida
I am your debtor, claim it when ’tis due.
Ulysses
Never’s my day, and then a kiss of you.
Diomedes
Lady, a word: I’ll bring you to your father.
Exit with Cressida
Nestor
A woman of quick sense.
Ulysses
Fie, fie upon her!
There’s language in her eye, her cheek, her lip,
Nay, her foot speaks; her wanton spirits look out
At every joint and motive of her body.
O, these encounterers, so glib of tongue,
That give accosting welcome ere it comes,
And wide unclasp the tables of their thoughts
To every ticklish reader! set them down
For sluttish spoils of opportunity
And daughters of the game.
Trumpet within
All
The Trojans’ trumpet.
Agamemnon
Yonder comes the troop.
Enter Hector, armed; Aeneas, Troilus, and other Trojans, with Attendants
Aeneas
Hail, all you state of Greece! what shall be done
To him that victory commands? or do you purpose
A victor shall be known? will you the knights
Shall to the edge of all extremity
Pursue each other, or shall be divided
By any voice or order of the field?
Hector bade ask.
Agamemnon
Which way would Hector have it?
Aeneas
He cares not; he’ll obey conditions.
Achilles
’Tis done like Hector; but securely done,
A little proudly, and great deal misprizing
The knight opposed.
Aeneas
If not Achilles, sir,
What is your name?
Achilles
If not Achilles, nothing.
Aeneas
Therefore Achilles: but, whate’er, know this:
In the extremity of great and little,
Valour and pride excel themselves in Hector;
The one almost as infinite as all,
The other blank as nothing. Weigh him well,
And that which looks like pride is courtesy.
This Ajax is half made of Hector’s blood:
In love whereof, half Hector stays at home;
Half heart, half hand, half Hector comes to seek
This blended knight, half Trojan and half Greek.
Achilles
A maiden battle, then? O, I perceive you.
Re-enter Diomedes
Agamemnon
Here is Sir Diomed. Go, gentle knight,
Stand by our Ajax: as you and Lord Aeneas
Consent upon the order of their fight,
So be it; either to the uttermost,
Or else a breath: the combatants being kin
Half stints their strife before their strokes begin.
Ajax and Hector enter the lists
Ulysses
They are opposed already.
Agamemnon
What Trojan is that same that looks so heavy?
Ulysses
The youngest son of Priam, a true knight,
Not yet mature, yet matchless, firm of word,
Speaking in deeds and deedless in his tongue;
Not soon provoked nor being provoked soon calm’d:
His heart and hand both open and both free;
For what he has he gives, what thinks he shows;
Yet gives he not till judgment guide his bounty,
Nor dignifies an impure thought with breath;
Manly as Hector, but more dangerous;
For Hector in his blaze of wrath subscribes
To tender objects, but he in heat of action
Is more vindicative than jealous love:
They call him Troilus, and on him erect
A second hope, as fairly built as Hector.
Thus says Aeneas; one that knows the youth
Even to his inches, and with private soul
Did in great Ilion thus translate him to me.
Alarum. Hector and Ajax fight
Agamemnon
They are in action.
Nestor
Now, Ajax, hold thine own!
Troilus
Hector, thou sleep’st;
Awake thee!
Agamemnon
His blows are well disposed: there, Ajax!
Diomedes
You must no more.
Trumpets cease
Aeneas
Princes, enough, so please you.
Ajax
I am not warm yet; let us fight again.
Diomedes
As Hector pleases.
Hector
Why, then will I no more:
Thou art, great lord, my father’s sister’s son,
A cousin-german to great Priam’s seed;
The obligation of our blood forbids
A gory emulation ’twixt us twain:
Were thy commixtion Greek and Trojan so
That thou couldst say ‘This hand is Grecian all,
And this is Trojan; the sinews of this leg
All Greek, and this all Troy; my mother’s blood
Runs on the dexter cheek, and this sinister
Bounds in my father’s;’ by Jove multipotent,
Thou shouldst not bear from me a Greekish member
Wherein my sword had not impressure made
Of our rank feud: but the just gods gainsay
That any drop thou borrow’dst from thy mother,
My sacred aunt, should by my mortal sword
Be drain’d! Let me embrace thee, Ajax:
By him that thunders, thou hast lusty arms;
Hector would have them fall upon him thus:
Cousin, all honour to thee!
Ajax
I thank thee, Hector
Thou art too gentle and too free a man:
I came to kill thee, cousin, and bear hence
A great addition earned in thy death.
Hector
Not Neoptolemus so mirable,
On whose bright crest Fame with her loud’st Oyes
Cries ‘This is he,’ could promise to himself
A thought of added honour torn from Hector.
Aeneas
There is expectance here from both the sides,
What further you will do.
Hector
We’ll answer it;
The issue is embracement: Ajax, farewell.
Ajax
If I might in entreaties find success
—
As seld I have the chance — I would desire
My famous cousin to our Grecian tents.
Diomedes
’Tis Agamemnon’s wish, and great Achilles
Doth long to see unarm’d the valiant Hector.
Hector
Aeneas, call my brother Troilus to me,
And signify this loving interview
To the expecters of our Trojan part;
Desire them home. Give me thy hand, my cousin;
I will go eat with thee and see your knights.
Ajax
Great Agamemnon comes to meet us here.
Hector
The worthiest of them tell me name by name;
But for Achilles, mine own searching eyes
Shall find him by his large and portly size.
Agamemnon
Worthy of arms! as welcome as to one
That would be rid of such an enemy;
But that’s no welcome: understand more clear,
What’s past and what’s to come is strew’d with husks
And formless ruin of oblivion;
But in this extant moment, faith and troth,
Strain’d purely from all hollow bias-drawing,
Bids thee, with most divine integrity,
From heart of very heart, great Hector, welcome.
Hector
I thank thee, most imperious Agamemnon.
Agamemnon
[To Troilus] My well-famed lord of Troy, no less to you.
Menelaus
Let me confirm my princely brother’s greeting:
You brace of warlike brothers, welcome hither.
Hector
Who must we answer?
Aeneas
The noble Menelaus.
Hector
O, you, my lord? by Mars his gauntlet, thanks!
Mock not, that I affect the untraded oath;
Your quondam wife swears still by Venus’ glove:
She’s well, but bade me not commend her to you.
Menelaus
Name her not now, sir; she’s a deadly theme.
Hector
O, pardon; I offend.
Nestor
I have, thou gallant Trojan, seen thee oft
Labouring for destiny make cruel way
Through ranks of Greekish youth, and I have seen thee,
As hot as Perseus, spur thy Phrygian steed,
Despising many forfeits and subduements,
When thou hast hung thy advanced sword i’ the air,
Not letting it decline on the declined,
That I have said to some my standers by
‘Lo, Jupiter is yonder, dealing life!’
And I have seen thee pause and take thy breath,
When that a ring of Greeks have hemm’d thee in,
Like an Olympian wrestling: this have I seen;
But this thy countenance, still lock’d in steel,
I never saw till now. I knew thy grandsire,
And once fought with him: he was a soldier good;
But, by great Mars, the captain of us all,
Never saw like thee. Let an old man embrace thee;
And, worthy warrior, welcome to our tents.
Aeneas
’Tis the old Nestor.
Hector
Let me embrace thee, good old chronicle,
That hast so long walk’d hand in hand with time:
Most reverend Nestor, I am glad to clasp thee.
Nestor
I would my arms could match thee in contention,
As they contend with thee in courtesy.
Hector
I would they could.
Nestor
Ha!
By this white beard, I’ld fight with thee to-morrow.
Well, welcome, welcome! I have seen the time.
Ulysses
I wonder now how yonder city stands
When we have here her base and pillar by us.
Hector
I know your favour, Lord Ulysses, well.
Ah, sir, there’s many a Greek and Trojan dead,
Since first I saw yourself and Diomed
In Ilion, on your Greekish embassy.
Ulysses
Sir, I foretold you then what would ensue:
My prophecy is but half his journey yet;
For yonder walls, that pertly front your town,
Yond towers, whose wanton tops do buss the clouds,
Must kiss their own feet.
Hector
I must not believe you:
There they stand yet, and modestly I think,
The fall of every Phrygian stone will cost
A drop of Grecian blood: the end crowns all,
And that old common arbitrator, Time,
Will one day end it.
Ulysses
So to him we leave it.
Most gentle and most valiant Hector, welcome:
After the general, I beseech you next
To feast with me and see me at my tent.
Achilles
I shall forestall thee, Lord Ulysses, thou!
Now, Hector, I have fed mine eyes on thee;
I have with exact view perused thee, Hector,
And quoted joint by joint.
Hector
Is this Achilles?
Achilles
I am Achilles.
Hector
Stand fair, I pray thee: let me look on thee.
Achilles
Behold thy fill.
Hector
Nay, I have done already.
Achilles
Thou art too brief: I will the second time,
As I would buy thee, view thee limb by limb.
Hector
O, like a book of sport thou’lt read me o’er;
But there’s more in me than thou understand’st.
Why dost thou so oppress me with thine eye?
Achilles
Tell me, you heavens, in which part of his body
Shall I destroy him? whether there, or there, or there?
That I may give the local wound a name
And make distinct the very breach whereout
Hector’s great spirit flew: answer me, heavens!
Hector
It would discredit the blest gods, proud man,
To answer such a question: stand again:
Think’st thou to catch my life so pleasantly
As to prenominate in nice conjecture
Where thou wilt hit me dead?
Achilles
I tell thee, yea.
Hector
Wert thou an oracle to tell me so,
I’d not believe thee. Henceforth guard thee well;
For I’ll not kill thee there, nor there, nor there;
But, by the forge that stithied Mars his helm,
I’ll kill thee every where, yea, o’er and o’er.
You wisest Grecians, pardon me this brag;
His insolence draws folly from my lips;
But I’ll endeavour deeds to match these words,
Or may I never —
Ajax
Do not chafe thee, cousin:
And you, Achilles, let these threats alone,
Till accident or purpose bring you to’t:
You may have every day enough of Hector
If you have stomach; the general state, I fear,
Can scarce entreat you to be odd with him.
Hector
I pray you, let us see you in the field:
We have had pelting wars, since you refused
The Grecians’ cause.
Achilles
Dost thou entreat me, Hector?
To-morrow do I meet thee, fell as death;
To-night all friends.
Hector
Thy hand upon that match.
Agamemnon
First, all you peers of Greece, go to my tent;
There in the full convive we: afterwards,
As Hector’s
leisure and your bounties shall
Concur together, severally entreat him.
Beat loud the tabourines, let the trumpets blow,
That this great soldier may his welcome know.
Exeunt all except Troilus and Ulysses
Troilus
My Lord Ulysses, tell me, I beseech you,
In what place of the field doth Calchas keep?
Ulysses
At Menelaus’ tent, most princely Troilus:
There Diomed doth feast with him to-night;
Who neither looks upon the heaven nor earth,
But gives all gaze and bent of amorous view
On the fair Cressid.
Troilus
Shall sweet lord, be bound to you so much,
After we part from Agamemnon’s tent,
To bring me thither?
Ulysses
You shall command me, sir.
As gentle tell me, of what honour was
This Cressida in Troy? Had she no lover there
That wails her absence?
Troilus
O, sir, to such as boasting show their scars
A mock is due. Will you walk on, my lord?
She was beloved, she loved; she is, and doth:
But still sweet love is food for fortune’s tooth.
Exeunt
ACT V
SCENE I. THE GRECIAN CAMP. BEFORE ACHILLES’ TENT.
Enter Achilles and Patroclus
Achilles
I’ll heat his blood with Greekish wine to-night,
Which with my scimitar I’ll cool to-morrow.
Patroclus, let us feast him to the height.
Patroclus
Here comes Thersites.
Enter Thersites
Achilles
How now, thou core of envy!
Thou crusty batch of nature, what’s the news?
Thersites
Why, thou picture of what thou seemest, and idol of idiot worshippers, here’s a letter for thee.
Achilles
From whence, fragment?
Thersites
Why, thou full dish of fool, from Troy.
Patroclus
Who keeps the tent now?
Thersites
The surgeon’s box, or the patient’s wound.
Patroclus
Well said, adversity! and what need these tricks?
Thersites
Prithee, be silent, boy; I profit not by thy talk: thou art thought to be Achilles’ male varlet.
Patroclus
Male varlet, you rogue! what’s that?
Thersites
Why, his masculine whore. Now, the rotten diseases of the south, the guts-griping, ruptures, catarrhs, loads o’ gravel i’ the back, lethargies, cold palsies, raw eyes, dirt-rotten livers, wheezing lungs, bladders full of imposthume, sciaticas, limekilns i’ the palm, incurable bone-ache, and the rivelled fee-simple of the tetter, take and take again such preposterous discoveries!
Patroclus
Why thou damnable box of envy, thou, what meanest thou to curse thus?
Thersites
Do I curse thee?
Patroclus
Why no, you ruinous butt, you whoreson indistinguishable cur, no.