PrivateSector sd-4

by Brian Haig

  But with a little elbow grease that picture would clarify.

  CHAPTER THIRTY

  A defense counsel practicing criminal law owes his fealty to his client-open and shut. It matters not that most clients are guilty, even when you know they’re guilty. Unless the client wants to confess, it’s ethical, in fact orthodox, to pretend innocence and try to hinder, smear, and obfuscate the search for truth and justice.

  Corporate law is the same-but not. Morris Networks was my client and thus was owed my service and loyalty. Within limits. But where that line of loyalty is drawn is a murky province.

  As I previously explained, corporate lawyers can actually become party to a felony. Therefore, if, for instance, an associate knows a client is up to its knickers in illegal muck he is expected to tattle to a partner. The partner then approaches the client, cautions its executives to amend their bad ways, and if the client refuses, then the partner should terminate the business relationship and everybody goes along their merry way.

  More ticklish is what happens when the associate merely suspects something’s amiss. The convenient thing, obviously, is to update your malpractice insurance and keep billing your ass off-actually their asses off, to get the possessive forms properly aligned. Investigating your own client isn’t anywhere in the legal canon. And, obviously, as lawyers, we’re expected to respect the attorney-client confidentiality to the bitter end.

  This was the quandary gnawing at me as I drove away from the scotch-bottle tower of Morris Networks, my client, possible future employer, and partner of an international company that appeared shady-“appeared” being the operative verb.

  Further complicating matters, I did not trust Barry, Sally, Cy, or Bronson. All four could be neck-deep in these shenanigans.

  So. This was going to be tough. How to get to the bottom of it?

  I needed someone I could really trust. Blood is thicker than water, as they say, and in fact, my parents had actually two children-the good-looking, lovable stud who is hung like a rhino, and my brother, John, a year older, a hell of a lot smarter, but, trust me on this very salient matter, shorter where short really matters.

  If you’re interested, my father was a career officer who made it to colonel before he was leading his brigade on a sweep in Vietnam, dropped his map, bent over to pick it up, and a Vietnamese peasant with an ancient crossbow and a wicked sense of humor plunked one up his ass. Colonel Drummond, however, was a tough bird and survived, though his organic garbage disposal had to be reconfigured, requiring hourly trips to the potty, further requiring him to trade his Army green for a medical disability discharge. Literally, his career went to shit.

  But back to John, he and my father had that special bond that often exists between stern, ambitious, hard-driving military fathers and their eldest sons. My father wanted to mold John into his finest soldier; John wanted to mold my father into the parent of an orphan. But what was a bad deal for John was a good deal for me, since I got to hide in his shadow.

  It was like watching one of those Greek myths and you knew tragedy loomed on the horizon. We got used to the MPs dragging John home drunk, high, zoned out, a menace to public safety and himself. And of course, John came to a predictably bad end. He started an Internet company, cashed out at the height of the boom in 1999, banked a hundred and fifty million, and now lives in a huge punchbowl of a house overlooking some Pacific bay. If he’d only had a better childhood, who knows how he might’ve turned out.

  We exchange Christmas cards. He sends me postcards from exotic places he knows I can’t afford to visit, and if I ever get married he’ll be my best man. Other than that our lives have taken their separate paths.

  What John has that I lack-setting aside money, a big house, and professional success-is the ability to interpret a spreadsheet. I called him from the carphone, got his answering machine, and warned him a long fax was coming. I then pulled into a Kinko’s, employed a magic marker to darken out the name of Morris Networks, and faxed him the audit summary. Disclosing confidential corporate information to an outsider is a breach of ethics and law, but eradicating the company’s name was a step back in the right direction.

  But back to the past: When John and I were kids we had what psychologists would term a virulent sibling rivalry. At young ages, these things are determined by who can pound the crap out of the other. I was stronger and quicker, but he was more cunning and deceitful. He won most of the time, but my victories hurt more. Brotherhood is very primeval and it’s a miracle any of us survive it. When you get older, you outgrow all that; not the rivalry, certainly, but how you measure victory. At this point in our lives, for instance, he was about one hundred and fifty million points ahead.

  Anyway, I was seated in my apartment an hour later when my beloved brother called.

  We got through the opening banter about Mom, Dad, his new Ferrari, the new waterfall in his swimming pool, and then he said, “Those were interesting spreadsheets you sent me. Morris Networks, right?”

  “I can’t tell you.” I assured him, “But no, definitely not Morris Networks.”

  He chuckled. “I know the company, Sean. I’ve got money in Morris.”

  “Oh.”

  He chuckled some more. “Actually, my broker dumped the last share fifteen minutes ago.”

  “That bad?”

  “Actually, the numbers look great.”

  “Then what’s the problem?”

  “What you don’t see in the annual report, but you do see in an audit.”

  “Meaning?”

  “I can’t believe we have the same genes. Do I really need to explain this?” Well, he obviously did, so he continued, “Go to the bottom of the second page… put your right forefinger on the line that says operating profits.” I did, and that line said $42, 630, 323.00. He explained, “That’s what Morris made after expenses, write-offs, and a few other things you don’t even want to understand. Now page eighteen, go down to the twentieth line.”

  I did that, too. He said, “Now put that same right forefinger on it. That’s what Morris booked as swaps last quarter. Eighty mil… see the significance?”

  “Nope.”

  “The swaps are keeping Morris Networks profitable and on target with its growth forecasts. Happened last year, too. Morris would’ve been in the red had it not booked three hundred mil in swaps.”

  “I don’t get it.”

  He explained, “Swaps are like barter. Morris and whoever they’re swapping with make up some artificial exchange rate for the value of each other’s services, and then they both book it as revenue.” He allowed me a moment to think about that, then said, “But it’s not.”

  “And this is legal?”

  “Legal…? Yes. Nearly all telecoms do it.”

  “So what’s the problem?”

  “One, it’s not necessarily real money. Two, it can be abused.”

  “How?”

  “Take Morris-say it has excess capacity because it’s not meeting its growth targets. Like, it built a highway that handles a million cars a day, but only half a million cars are paying tolls. Got that?”

  “Go on.”

  “So it says to this other company, ‘Hey, I’ll give you space for a quarter of a million cars in exchange for space for a hundred thousand cars on your roads. The net value to each of us is eighty mil. ’”

  “That’s what swapping is?”

  “An idiot’s interpretation of it.” He paused, then asked, “Do you think you understand it?”

  “Got it.” Prick.

  John went on, “They’re purchasing each other’s services but you have no way of knowing if there’s any value.”

  “Why?”

  “Maybe it’s a paper exchange. Neither company actually ends up sending cars onto the other guy’s network, so they’re trading unused road space for unused road space, and it all stays unused road space.”

  “So it’s a chimera?”

  “It might be. It’s even worse if they’re round-tripping.”r />
  “Round-tripping?”

  “Right. Usually this involves a hidden exchange inside the deal. Since they’re both exchanging services, what happens is one or the other side inflates the value of what it’s exchanging. For example, Morris might only provide twenty million in services but bill it at eighty, and book the other sixty as profit. Or vice versa.” He added, “As an investor, I might be more comfortable if I knew who Morris is swapping with.”

  Wrong, wrong, wrong, big brother. I asked him, “Do you know Jason Morris?”

  “Yeah, but not well. We met when he was still in an entrepreneurial firm and I was running around looking for investment money for my Internet start-up.”

  “What did you think of him?”

  “A visionary-lots of smarts, lots of energy, and I’d trade all my riches for his poontang list. The guy only sleeps about three hours a night. The rest of the time he’s making money or fucking.” He paused, then concluded, “Pretty much what the press says he is.”

  “Is he honorable?”

  He laughed. “There is no honor in business. There’s law and how close you adhere to it.” He paused, then added, “More relevantly… there’s profit.”

  “Do you like him?”

  “I bought his stock. Why?”

  “No particular reason.”

  He laughed again. Then he said, “Regarding Morris, listen close.”

  “I’m listening.”

  “Three kinds of guys get into this biz. One, the techie who loves what he builds and can’t wait for everybody else to love and admire it. Two, the money guy who’s in it to see how much he can make.”

  He stopped talking. I reminded John, “You mentioned a third?”

  “Jason-guys like him. His whole identity is wrapped up in his company. It’s an extension of him. That company is his ego.”

  Left unsaid was that my brother had cashed out at the height of the boom, banked his winnings, and retired at the decrepit age of thirty-six. His company went bankrupt a year later. What did that make him?

  Anyway, I asked, “Is it a good company?”

  He replied, “Look, someday telephones will be collecting dust in museums. People will point at them and giggle… that people actually only talked to one another, without seeing their faces, they’ll think that’s quaint. Videophones, my boy… that’s the next great big thing.”

  “But really, John, is it a good company?”

  “You’re not listening.”

  “Am too.”

  “Jason plans to usher that in. He’s not just fiber optics, he’s developing the compression and decompression systems that will allow moving pictures to work across phone lines. There’s every possibility Morris Networks will be the AT amp;T of the twenty-first century. Jason will buy and sell Bill Gates a dozen times over.”

  “Quit exaggerating.”

  “Twenty times over.”

  “If his ass is attached to such a gold mine, why’s he swapping?”

  He replied, “Turn to page six, fifth line down.” I did, and he continued, “R amp;D expenditures-forty percent of his revenue. Jason’s in a race. He has to get the inventions and patents that can deliver videophones before his competitors. See his problem?”

  “He has to stay in business long enough.”

  “And telecom CEOs are dropping like flies. Global Crossing, WorldCom, Qwest, and those are just the big ones. They miss a few growth targets, their stock tanks, the banks lower their credit ratings, then the lawyers show up for the Chapter 11 filings and stockholder lawsuits.”

  “And it’s these swaps keeping Morris afloat?”

  “You just got your business degree. Listen, I have to run. I just bought a new yacht and I’m dying to try it out.”

  It’s great having a successful brother. Really.

  So, what did I have? Jason Morris’s business survival depended on a shady company that meets his lawyers in secretive, out-of-the-way places, that brings along a bunch of unsavory-looking goons, that dictates the terms of contracts. And the executives of that same consortium completely clam up when I ask them to name their holdings.

  All of which added up to what?

  A scene from The Godfather popped into my head, a corrupt old man with his daggerlike finger in Jason Morris’s chest as he droned on about the deal he couldn’t refuse, while Jason dreamed of the day he could buy and sell everybody on the Forbes 400 list.

  Money, money, money-the root of all evil. Money tied to ego, the root of the most sublime evil.

  CHAPTER THIRTY-ONE

  My answering machine held three calls from Cy Berger. He kept asking me to call him back as soon as it was convenient, and I assumed by that he meant convenient for me. But I didn’t care what he meant; I’d call when I was ready. And I wasn’t. Not yet.

  Aside from my other growing problems, the firm was threatening me and Janet with charges serious enough to merit disbarment and even jail. But the firm needed my signature on the audit, which was leverage, albeit limited leverage. There surely was a plan B, which probably involved drafting some compliant associate to sign the audit. But there was a roomful of accountants who had witnessed my daily involvement in the audit, and legal niceties had to be met, so the compliant associate would have to go back and review every aspect of the process, and the timeline would no doubt slip beyond Friday. At the moment, I was a far more convenient solution, bordering on becoming completely inconvenient.

  So I called Cy, and we exchanged a few phony pleasantries before he got around to it, asking almost nonchalantly, “So Sean, we had a difficult morning, didn’t we?”

  No, we didn’t have a difficult morning, and it was so asinine to suggest otherwise that I decided not to reply.

  The pause lasted long enough for Cy to realize that this tack would go nowhere. Finally, he said, “Well, I believe the ball’s in your court.”

  “You mean, what will it take for me to sign the audit?”

  “I’m going to be blunt here. That’s what we’re wondering.”

  “I’m innocent and I want to clear my name.”

  “Fair enough. Harold told you, you’ll have that chance.”

  “And Hal implied it would be a kangaroo court.”

  After a moment, he said, “Hal is very protective of the firm. He has a tendency to be melodramatic.”

  “Is that a fancy word for being an asshole?”

  He chuckled. “It will be fair, Sean.” He then promised, “You have my word on this.”

  “But that still poses a problem, doesn’t it?”

  “What problem?”

  “I need to get into your server to prove my innocence.”

  “Oh… I see you what you mean.”

  “And I’ll need one of your computer people to guide me through the database.”

  “Even if I could allow that, it’s too late. We need to get that audit into Defense tomorrow.”

  “No problem. I’ll work all night.”

  After a considerable pause, he said, “All right. But Hal has to be there.”

  “Wrong. Hal will get a printout from the server in the morning. Remember, the server sees all and remembers all.”

  He realized that my request was a small price to pay and said, “Fair enough.”

  So I walked out of the paneled elevator an hour later and entered the seventh floor, where, with the notable exception of Mr. Piggy-eyes, the firm’s entire administrative staff was crammed into a sprawling cube farm. Cy had told me that a computer expert named Cheryl would be waiting, and indeed, a skinny black woman of about forty was seated beside the water cooler, her nose stuffed inside the latest issue of Glamour. She did not look like a computer nerd, she looked like an overstressed, worn-down sub-urban mom, but I suppose they come in all flavors.

  I introduced myself and she immediately complained, “I got a little boy bein’ watched by my mama and don’t want to be doin’ this all night.”

  “If you’re good, you won’t.”

  “I’m good.” She s
ized me up and asked, “So… what you wanta see?”

  I explained that Lisa Morrow’s active files had been wiped clean, and I needed to see if there was a record of her messages magnetically lingering in the wiry bowels of the server.

  “ ’Course there is,” she informed me, and we then worked our way through the cube maze and eventually squeezed ourselves into her office carrel.

  Cheryl fell into her chair, typed a few commands into her computer, then pointed at a chair and ordered, “Sit. And keep your mouth shut. I don’t like being bothered when I’m workin’.”

  Fine by me. I moved a stack of manuals off the chair, laid them on the floor, and sat. Cheryl was already typing commands and long lines of incomprehensible code were flashing incessantly across the screen. She was really grumpy.

  She asked, “What you say her name was?”

  “Morrow… Lisa Morrow.”

  She nodded. “She the blond chick from the Army used to work upstairs?”

  “Yup.”

  “Heard she died.”

  “She was murdered, actually.”

  “Uh-huh. I heard she was good folk.” She studied her screen and said, “What you wanta look at?”

  “Lisa’s e-mail going back, say, three months.”

  She continued typing. “Everything’s kept going back two years.”

  I watched what she was doing. In a way, I envy people who understand how the byzantine machine works, and in a larger way I don’t. Most programmers are weird. When I was a kid we were told not to sit too close to the TV, or hair would grow on our palms-but maybe I’ve got my warnings confused. It strikes me today’s mommies should warn their kids that too much time on your computer turns you into a dimwit.

  She finally said, “Shit, shit, shit. Would ya look at this.”

  “What?”

  “A firewall ’round her file.” I suppose I looked a bit clueless, because she added, “Code protection. Single-layered, but it’s a good one, very complex.”