Bernard Brooks' Adventures: The Experience of a Plucky Boy

by Jr. Horatio Alger

  CHAPTER XXVIII. ITALY SEEN THROUGH AMERICAN SPECTACLES.

  |Still, Mr. Cunningham reflected that in case of an attack it would beconvenient to have such an addition to his party as the American, forAmos Sanderson seemed like a brave man, who would have his wits abouthim and might render valuable assistance.

  "Are you traveling on business, Mr. Sanderson?" asked Bernard.

  "No; I've been pretty lucky, and put by a considerable pile, and myfriends told me I ought to see Europe. So I left my business in thehands of my brother, and came over last March."

  "Are you enjoying it?"

  "Well, middling well! I can't get used to their cookery. Why, I haven'tseen a doughnut or eaten a plate of pork and beans since I leftAmerica."

  "I never ate a doughnut in my life," said Walter Cunningham.

  "Then you've missed a great deal. I reckon Bernard knows how theytaste."

  "Oh, I have eaten a great many."

  "The fact is, there's no country where you can get such good living asin America," said Amos Sanderson, with patriotic complacency.

  Mr. Cunningham smiled, but did not dispute the statement. It isdoubtful, however, whether he would have agreed with the man fromNebraska.

  Mr. Cunningham was not sorry that he had permitted Amos Sanderson tojoin his party. The American was singularly ignorant as regards theantiquities of Italy, but he had a shrewd common sense, and his quaintremarks were unintentionally humorous. He always spoke from the point ofview of a Western American.

  Scattered along the route, or a little distance from it, were the ruinsof ancient or medieval buildings, churches, temples, monasteries, andother edifices. Many of these had historical associations. These werequite unknown to Mr. Sanderson, and even where they were explained tohim he was not much interested.

  "It isn't creditable to Italy," he said one day, "to have so many ruinedbuildings. They'd ought to be repaired when they're worth it, and whenthey're not the best way would be to pull 'em down."

  "But, my dear sir," said Walter Cunningham, "it would be a great loss toItaly if your advice were followed. Most travelers come here on purposeto see the ruins."

  "Then I don't admire their taste."

  "And naturally they bring a great deal of money into Italy. If the ruinswere repaired or pulled down they wouldn't come, and the people wouldlose a good deal of their income."

  "That's practical. That's what I understand. But it seems foolish, afterall. When Chicago burned down, a number of years ago, suppose they keptthe ruins instead of building up again, everybody would have laughed atthem."

  "There were no associations connected with the burned buildings ofChicago."

  "What's associations, any way? They won't pay your butcher's bill."

  "Surely, Mr. Sanderson, if you could see the house once occupied byJulius Caesar, for instance, you would be interested?"

  "I don't know that I would. Caesar's dead and gone, and I don't believeany way that he was as great a man as General Jackson."

  "I see, Mr. Sanderson, you are hopelessly practical."

  "Yes, I'm practical, and I'm proud of it. There's some folks that canwrite poetry, and leave their families to starve, because they can'tearn an honest penny. Why, I knew a man once named John L. Simpkins thatcould write poetry by the yard. He often writ poems for the Omahapapers, and never got a red cent for it. His folks had to support him,though he was strong and able to work."

  "I shouldn't have much respect for a poet like that."

  "Nor I. He had a brother, Ephraim Simpkins, that kept a grocery store,and was forehanded. John fell in love with a girl and used to writepoetry to her. Everybody thought she'd marry him. But when she foundthat he didn't earn more'n three dollars a week she up and married hisbrother, the grocer, and that showed her to be a girl of sense." Whenthe travelers reached Ceprano, Mr. Cunningham suggested making anexcursion to Isota and Arpino.

  "At Isota," he said, "we shall see the falls of the Liris, and at Arpinowe shall see the site of Cicero's villa."

  "Who was Cicero?" asked Amos Sanderson.

  "Surely you must have heard of Cicero?" said Walter Cunningham, insurprise.

  "Well, mebbe I have. What did he do?"

  "He was a great orator."

  "Did he go to Congress?"

  "There was no Congress in Rome. However, he was a consul--that is, oneof the two rulers or presidents of Rome."

  "I'll bet he couldn't talk as well as Joseph L. Higgins, of Omaha. Why,that man can get up in a meeting and talk you deaf, dumb, and blind. Thewords will flow like a cataract."

  "I don't think Cicero could talk like that," said Bernard, smiling, "butI have read some of his orations, and they were very eloquent."

  "I'd like to match Joseph L. Higgins against him. I'd like to hear aspecimen of Cicero's speeches and judge for myself."

  "Here is a specimen," said Bernard--"the beginning of his speech againstCatiline: '_Quousque tandem abntere Catilina patientia nostra_.'"

  "Why, that's nothing but gibberish," said Amos, in great disgust. "IfJoseph L. Higgins should talk like that the people would fire bad eggsat him."

  "I hope you don't object to visiting Cicero's villa, Mr. Sanderson?"

  "Oh, no, I'm ready to go wherever you and Bernard do. I suppose I mustdo the same as other people."

  "Your minister at home will be very much interested when you tell himyou have visited the house where Cicero lived."

  "Do you think he ever heard of Cicero?"

  "Oh, yes, all educated men have heard of him."

  "Then, I'll take particular notice of it, and describe it to him."

  When they reached Cicero's villa, however, Mr. Sanderson was notfavorably impressed by it.

  "For a president of Rome," he said, "Cicero didn't live very well. Why,for twenty-five dollars month he could get a house in Omaha with all themodern conveniences that would beat this by a long shot.".

  "They didn't have modern conveniences at that time, Mr. Sanderson."

  "Then, I'm glad I didn't live in them days. Give me the solid comfort ofan Omaha house rather than all these marble pillars and ancientfandangos."

  "I am inclined to agree with you there, Mr. Sanderson," said the youngEnglishman, laughing. "I enjoy seeing the remains of ancient edifices,but I think myself I should rather live in a nice English or Americanhouse."

  "From all I can see," continued the American, "I'd rather be an aldermanin Omaha than the biggest man in old Rome. Did they speak English?"

  "No; English was not known."

  "How did they talk, then?"

  "You haven't forgotten the few words Bernard recited from one ofCicero's orations?"

  "No."

  "That was Latin, the language that was spoken at that time."

  "It's the most foolish kind of gibberish I ever heard. There ain't nolanguage like English."

  "I prefer it myself to any other."

  "I should say so. I heard two Frenchmen jabbering the other day,shrugging their shoulders and waving their arms like windmills. Itseemed awfully foolish."

  "They think their language much finer than English."

  "Then, they must be fools," said Amos Sanderson scornfully. "Why, itmade me think of monkeys, by hokey, it did!"

  "Where did you receive your education, Mr. Sanderson?" asked Cunninghamcuriously.

  "I went to a deestrict school till I was eleven. Then my father died,and I had to hustle. Didn't have any time to study after that."

  "That's the way most of your great men began, Mr. Sanderson."

  "I expect they did. Education isn't everything. Why, the boy that stoodat the head of my class is a clerk at fifteen dollars a week, while Ihave an income of fifteen thousand. He's got a lot of book knowledge,but it hasn't done him much good."

  This conversation will give some idea of the American's peculiar ways ofregarding everything foreign to his own experience. He could not likethe Italian ruins, and this was not surprising. The inns on the routewhich they had selected were uncommonl
y poor, and the cookery was suchas might have been expected from the comfortless surroundings.

  One morning, however, Bernard and Mr. Cunningham were agreeablysurprised by an excellent dish of ham and eggs.

  "Really," said Cunningham. "This seems something like what we get inEngland."

  "Or in America," suggested Amos.

  "Yes, or in America."

  "They must have an unusually good cook in this inn."

  "Thank you, squire," said Sanderson, who seemed very much amused atsomething. "You do me proud."

  "What do you mean?"

  "I mean that I cooked the breakfast."

  "You!" exclaimed Cunningham and Bernard, in concert.

  "Yes; I went out into the kitchen and scraped acquaintance with one ofthe understrappers who knows a little English, and I offered a piasterfor the privilege of cooking the ham and eggs. They accepted the offer,and gave me what I needed. So here you see the result."

  "We missed you during the last half hour, but had no idea you weregetting our breakfast Really, Mr. Sanderson, you have quite a genius forcookery."

  "I guess I could make a good living as a cook if I had to. Any way, if Icouldn't cook better than them furriners I'd be ashamed of myself."

  "I hope this isn't the last time we are indebted to your skill."

  "Well, I don't think I'd be willing to do it regular. It would be toomuch like work."

  Apart from the poor hotels the travelers enjoyed their leisurelyjourney. Sometimes they proceeded only fifteen miles a day. The trip waspleasant, but not exciting. The excitement was to come.