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Why do Clocks run clockwise?

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by David Feldman


  “J” Street, Washington D. C. and

  “Jack [playing card]”

  Jack Daniel’s and “Old No. 7”

  “Jack,” “John” versus

  Jack-o’-lanterns, Halloween and

  Jams, contents of

  Japanese

  baseball uniforms

  boxes, yellow color of

  flags, red beams and

  Jars, food, refrigeration of opened

  “Jaywalking”

  Jeans

  blue, orange thread and

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  Levis, colored tabs on

  origin of “501” name

  sand in pockets of new

  “Jeans [pants]”

  “Jeep”

  Jellies, contents of

  Jellies, grape, color of

  Jello-O, fruit in

  Jeopardy, difficulty of daily doubles in

  “Jerkers”

  Jet lag, birds and

  “Jetsam,” versus “flotsam”

  “Jig is up”

  Jigsaw puzzles, fitting pieces of

  Jimmies, origins of

  “Jink”

  “John,” versus “Jack”

  Johnson, Andrew, and 1864 election

  “Joshing”

  Judges and black robes

  Judo belts, colors of

  “Juggernaut”

  Juicy Fruit gum, flavors in

  “K rations”

  “K” as strikeout in baseball scoring

  Kangaroos, pouch cleaning of

  Karate belts, colors of

  “Keeping up with the Joneses”

  Ken, hair of, versus Barbie’s

  Ketchup, Heinz, labels of

  Ketchup bottles

  narrow necks of

  neck bands on

  restaurants mating of

  “Ketchup”

  “Kettle of fish”

  Keys

  automobile, door and ignition

  piano, number of

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  teeth direction

  to cities

  “Kidnapping”

  Kids versus adult goats

  Kilts, Scotsmen and

  Kissing

  eye closure during

  leg kicking by females

  “Kit cat club”

  “Kit,” “caboodle” and

  “Kittycorner”

  Kiwifruit in gelatin

  Kneading and bread

  Knee-jerk reflex in humans

  Knives, dinner, rounded edges of

  Knives, serrated, lack of, in place settings Knobs versus handles, on doors

  “Knock on wood”

  “Knuckle under”

  Knuckles, wrinkles on

  Kodak, origins of name

  Kool-Aid and metal containers

  Kraft American cheese, milk in

  “L.S.,” meaning of, in contracts

  Label warnings, mattress

  Labels on underwear, location of

  Labels, food, lack of manufacturer street addresses on

  “Ladybug”

  Ladybugs, spots on

  Lakes

  effect of moon on

  fish returning to dried

  ice formations on

  versus ponds, differences between

  versus ponds, water level of

  wind variations

  “Lame duck”

  Lane reflectors, fastening of

  Large-type books, size of

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  Laryngitis, dogs, barking, and

  Lasagna, crimped edges of

  “Last ditch”

  “Last straw”

  Laughing hyenas, laughter in

  Lawn ornaments, plastic deer as

  Lawns, reasons for

  “Lawyer”

  “Lb. [pound]”

  Leader, film

  “Leap year”

  Leather, high cost of

  Ledges in buildings, purpose of

  Left hands, placement of wristwatches on

  “Left wing”

  Left-handed string players, in orchestras Leg kicking by women while kissing

  Legal-size paper, origins of

  “Legitimate” theater, origins of term

  “Let the cat out of the bag”

  Letters

  business, format of

  compensation for, between countries

  Letters in alphabet soup, distribution of Levi jeans

  colored tabs

  origin of “501” name

  Liberal arts, origins of

  Lice, head, kids and

  License plates and prisoners

  License plates on trucks, absence of

  “Licking his chops”

  Licorice, ridges on

  Life Savers, wintergreen, sparkling of, when bitten Light bulbs

  air in

  fluorescent, stroking of

  halogen

  high cost of 25-watt variety

  in traffic signals

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  loosening of

  noise when shaking

  plinking by fluorescent

  three-way, burnout

  three-way, functioning of

  wattage sizes of

  Light switches, height and location of

  Lighters, disposable, fluid chambers of

  Lightning, heat

  Lights in freezers

  “Limelight”

  Lincoln, Abraham, and Andrew Johnson

  Linens, unpleasant smell in

  Lions, animal trainers and

  Lips

  black, on dogs

  upper, grooves on

  Liquids as treatment for colds

  Liquor, proof and

  Liquor distilleries during Prohibition

  Lizards

  eyes during sleep

  sunburn and

  “Lobster Newburg”

  Lobsters

  ambidexterity

  color of, when boiled

  leftover, in restaurants

  “Loggerheads”

  “Lollipop”

  Lone Ranger, origins of

  “Long in the tooth”

  “Loo”

  Looking up while thinking

  Loons, lunatics and

  Loose-leaf paper, recycling of holes in

  Lotion, after shave, and stinging

  “Love Jones”

  “Lucre”

  Lumber, measurement of two by fours and

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  Lunatics, loons and

  Lunula, fingernails and

  “Lynching”

  M&M’s

  blue

  colors of

  imprinting of

  meaning of name

  peanuts in plain

  seams, lack of

  Macadamia nuts and shells

  Macaroni, elbow, shape of

  Magazines

  address orientation

  Boulder, Colorado and subscriptions

  jumps in

  labels, pink stripe on

  omission of page numbers on

  subscription insert cards in

  Mail

  CAR-RT SORT on envelopes

  compensation for, between countries

  first class versus priority

  translation of foreign

  undeliverable, fate of

  Mail chutes, unclogging of, in skyscrapers Mailboxes and postmaster general approval Mail-in refunds, versus coupons

  Mail-order ads, delivery time promises of

  “Make no bones about it”

  Mall, shopping, entrances, doors at

  Mandarin oranges, peeling of

  Manhole covers, round shape of

  Marching, stepping off on left foot when

  Marching bands, formations of

  Margarine, versus butter, in restaurants

  Margarine sticks, length
of

  Marmalades, contents of

  Marshals’ badges, shape of

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  Marshmallows, invention of

  Martial arts, sniffing and

  Martinizing, One Hour

  Mascara, mouth opening during application of Matchbooks, location of staples on

  Matches, color of paper

  Math, school requirement of

  Mattress tags, warning labels on

  Mattresses, floral graphics on

  Maximum occupancy in public rooms

  Mayonnaise, Best Foods versus Hellmann’s

  Mayors, keys to cities and

  McDonald’s

  Grimace, identity of

  “over 95 billion served” signs

  sandwich wrapping techniques

  straw size

  Measurements

  acre

  meter

  Measuring spoons, inaccuracy of

  Meat

  children’s doneness preferences

  national branding

  red color of

  Meat loaf, taste in institutions

  Medals, location of on military uniforms

  Medical conditions, in hospitals, guidelines for Medicine bottles, cotton in

  Memorial Day, Civil War and

  Men

  dancing ability of

  feelings of coldness

  remote controls and

  Menstruation, synchronization of, in women Menthol, coolness of

  Meter, origins of

  Miami, University of

  football helmets

  “Hurricanes” nickname

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  Mickey Mouse, four fingers of

  Microphones, press conferences and

  Migration of birds

  Mile, length of, origins of

  Military salutes, origins of

  Milk

  as sleep-inducer

  fat content in lowfat

  in refrigerators, coldness of

  Indianapolis 500

  national brands

  plastic milk containers

  single serving cartons of

  skim versus nonfat

  skin on, when heated

  Milk cartons

  design of

  difficulty in opening and closing of

  Milk cases, warnings on

  Milk Duds, shape of

  Millimeters, as measurement unit for film

  “Mind your P’s and Q’s”

  Mint flavoring on toothpicks

  Mint, U.S., and shipment of coin sets

  Minting of new coins, timing of

  Mirrors in bars

  Mirrors, rear-view

  Mistletoe, kissing under, origins of

  Mobile homes, tires atop, in trailer parks Mole hair, color of

  Money, U.S.

  color of

  stars on

  Monitors, computer, shape of

  Monkeys, hair picking of

  Monopoly, playing tokens in

  Montreal Canadiens, uniforms of

  Moon

  apparent size of, at horizon

  effect on lakes and ponds

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  official name

  quarter-, vs. half-

  Moons on outhouse doors

  Mosquitoes

  biting and itching

  biting preferences

  daytime habits

  male versus female eating habits

  Moths, reaction to light of

  Mottoes on sundials

  Mountains

  falling hot air at

  versus hills

  Movie actors and speed of speech

  Movie theaters

  bells in

  in-house popcorn popping

  Movies, Roman numerals in copyright dates in

  “Mrs.”

  MSG, Chinese restaurants and

  “Mugwump”

  Muppets, left-handedness of

  Murder scenes, chalk outlines at

  Musketeers, Three, lack of muskets of

  Mustaches, policemen and

  “Muumuu”

  “Mystery 7,” in $25,000 Pyramid

  Nabisco Saltine packages, red tear strip on Nabisco Shredded Wheat box, Niagara Falls on Nail polish and fingernail yellowing

  “Namby pamby”

  National Geographics, saving issues of Navy and Army, Captain rank in

  Necklaces and clasp migration

  Neckties

  direction of stripes on

  origins of

  taper of

  Nectarines, canned, lack of

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  Needles, holes in, of syringes

  Neptune’s moon, Triton, orbit pattern of

  Nerdiness and eyeglasses

  “Netherlands,” versus “Holland”

  New York City and steam in streets

  “New York” steaks, origins of

  New Zealand, versus “Old Zealand”

  Newspapers

  ink and recycling of

  ink smudges on

  jumps in

  tearing of

  window cleaning and

  yellowing of

  Niagara Falls on Nabisco Shredded Wheat box

  “Nick of time”

  Nickels, smooth edges of

  “Nickname”

  Nightclubs, lateness of bands in

  “Nine-day wonder”

  Nine-volt batteries, shape of

  Nipples, purpose of, in men

  “No bones about it”

  “No Outlet” signs, versus “Dead End” signs Noise, traffic, U.S. versus foreign countries North Carolina, University of, and Tar Heels North Pole

  directions at

  telling time at

  Nose rings and bulls

  Noses

  clogged nostrils and

  runny, in cold weather

  runny, kids versus adults

  wet, in dogs

  Nostrils, clogged

  Notches on bottom of shampoo bottles

  Notre Dame fighting Irish

  NPR radio stations, low frequency numbers of Numbers, Arabic, origins of

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  Nutrition labels, statement of fats on

  Nuts

  Brazil, in assortments

  Macadamia shells

  peanuts in plain M&M’s

  peanuts, and growth in pairs

  “O’” in Irish names

  Oakland A’s, elephant on uniforms of

  Oboes, use of as pitch providers, in orchestras Occupancy, maximum, in public rooms

  Oceans

  boundaries between

  color of

  salt in

  versus seas

  Octopus throwing, Detroit Red Wings and

  “Off the schneider”

  Oh Henry, origins of name of

  Oil

  automotive, after oil change

  automotive, grades of

  “Okay,” thumbs-up gesture as

  Oktoberfest, September celebration of

  Old men

  hairy ears and

  pants height and

  “Old No. 7” and Jack Daniel’s

  “Old Zealand,” versus New Zealand

  Olive Oil, virgin

  Olives, green and black, containers of

  “On pointe” and ballet

  “On tenterhooks”

  “On the Q.T.”

  “Once in a blue moon”

  “One fell swoop”

  One Hour Martinizing

  One-hour photo processing, length of black-and-white film and Onions and crying

  Orange coffee pots, in restaurants

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  Orange juice

  price of fresh versus frozen

  taste of, with toothpaste

  Orange thread in blue jeans

  Oranges, extra wedges of
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  Oranges, mandarin, peeling of

  “Oreo,” origins of name

  Outhouse doors, moons on

  Ovens, thermometers in

  Overflow mechanism, kitchen sinks and

  Oxygen in tropical fish tanks

  Oxygen masks, inflation of airline

  “P.U.,” origins of term

  “Pacific Ocean”

  Page numbers on magazines

  Pagination in books

  Pain, effect of warmth upon

  Paint, homes and white

  Paint, red, on coins

  Painters and white uniforms

  Palms, sunburn on

  Pandas, double names of

  Pants, height of old men’s

  “Pantywaist”

  “Pap test”

  Paper

  legal size, origins of

  recycling of holes in loose-leaf

  Paper cups, shape of

  Paper cuts, pain and

  Paper mills, smell of

  Paper sacks

  jagged edges on

  names on

  Paper towel dispensers, “emergency feed” on Paperback books, staining of

  Papers, yellowing of

  “Par [golf course]”

  “Par Avion” on air mail postage

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  “Pardon my French”

  Parking lots, sea gulls at

  Parking meters, yellow “violation” flags and

  “Parkway”

  Parkways, parking on, versus driveways

  Parrots and head bobbing

  Parting of hair, left versus right

  Partly cloudy, versus partly sunny

  Partly sunny, versus partly cloudy

  “Pass the buck”

  Pasta

  boxes, numbers on

  foaming when boiling

  holes in

  Pay phones, collection of money from

  Pay toilets, disappearance of

  PBX systems

  “Pea jacket”

  Peaches

  canned, and pear juice

  fuzziness of

  Peanut butter, stickiness of

  Peanuts

  allergies to

  growth in pairs

  honey roasted, and airlines

  origins of comics name

  Pear juice in canned peaches

  Pears and apples, discoloration of

  Pebbles, spitting by fish of

  “Peeping Tom”

  Pencils

  architectural and art, grades of

  carpenter’s, shape of

  color

  numbering

  Penguins

  frostbite on feet

  knees

  Penicillin and diet

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  Penmanship of doctors, bad

  Pennies

  lettering on

  smooth edges of

  vending machines and

  Pennsylvania Dept. of Agriculture registration, baked goods Penny loafers, origins of

  Pens

  disappearance of

  holes in barrel of cheap

  ink leakages in

  Pepper

  and salt, as condiments

  and sneezing

  white, source of

  Pepsi-Cola, trademark location of

 

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