President's assassin sd-5

by Brian Haig

  "A few father-son ego issues. Nothing abnormal."

  I asked, "And how does Jason Barnes feel toward his Commander in Chief?"

  He looked me dead in the eye and said, "Secret Service agents have no personal feelings toward the President, Mr. Drummond."

  This was the proper response, of course-blind loyalty to the position, not the man-and it was bullshit.

  I didn't want to upset Agent Margold's interrogatory game plan, but the clock was ticking, and thus far this guy was jerking us off. So I said, "Bullshit." He stared back at me. "You described Barnes as a Bible thumper, moral and righteous. And a genius. He's judgmental, isn't he?"

  "All right." After a moment, he smiled and replied, "You asked, so I'll tell you. This President-he owned Jason the instant he had that first White House prayer breakfast. We'd all take a bullet to protect the guy, because that's our job. Jason would throw his own mother in front of this President." Only later would we learn how true that was, but after a moment he suggested smugly, "But that's not what you wanted to hear, is it?"

  Jennie and I exchanged glances. We had gone through our checklist of sins, vices, and human flaws, and nothing Kinney had said made our senses tingle. She turned back to Kinney and asked, "Well… how do you account for his disappearance?"

  "I can't." He looked at me, and then at her. "Hey, I know what happened at the Hawk's house this morning. And you think there was a leak or inside help, and maybe you suspect Jason was the source. Wrong. Jason Barnes is one of the most dedicated agents and purest souls I've ever encountered. I'd stake my career on it."

  He already had bet his career on it. In fact, it seemed like the appropriate moment to reinforce that point, time to give him the metaphorical knee in the balls. I informed him, "If it turns out you're wrong, and you've given us no indications as to how or why, the Director of the CIA will forward a letter to the President citing you as both an idiot and a danger to his personal health."

  He stared back at me.

  Jennie had also concluded that her kindler, gentler side had failed to foster a spirit of genial openness. She seconded my threat, and then one-upped it: "Lying to or misleading a federal officer is punishable under code 1001. If I discover you withheld, I'll charge you with aiding and abetting a felon." She added, more sweetly, "Now take a moment to consider whether you want to add or correct the record."

  The cockiness drained from Agent Kinney's face and although, as I said, he was struggling to be a good leader, the loyalty-down thing suddenly became a heavy cross to bear.

  Eventually he insisted, "I told you the truth." After another moment of reflection he added, "There was a time… six or seven months ago… when Jason was experiencing a bad time."

  "Meaning what?" Jennie asked.

  "He became… emotional… moody"

  I asked, "Why?"

  "I don't know why."

  True to her trade, Jennie leaned forward and said, "Describe moody."

  "Just… Look, I don't know-distant, bothered, impatient… a little emotionally unstable."

  "And did you ask him what it was about?"

  "Yeah, I asked. But Jason's an incredibly private person. I gave him a month off to relax. He came back fine."

  Jennie thought about this a moment. She asked, "Had anything happened at work?"

  "No, nothing to do with the job. It was something personal."

  Jennie looked at me as she asked Kinney, "Anything else?"

  "Nothing."

  I said, "Thank you. You may go. But if you think of anything you missed, call us or we'll have your balls."

  The second he was out the door, Jennie asked me, "Well… what do you think?"

  "I think Agent Jason Barnes sounds like the ideal bodyguard for your national leader, your bank, or your virginal daughter. A religious zealot, pure of heart, devoted to God and country, probably never had an impure or ribald thought in his life."

  "You're right. He doesn't sound like a suspect."

  When I did not comment on this observation, she added, "Among my duties, I'm the FBI liaison to the Secret Service. I work with them all the time. I coordinate our joint operations and my office processes their background checks. Physically, mentally, and emotionally, they're an extraordinary group. But they're not all angels." She added, "Barnes does sound like a model agent."

  "Sure does. Put an APB on him and get a search warrant."

  "Get- I'm sorry?"

  "Nobody's that perfect, Jennie. He's hiding something."

  "I haven't got a clue where you're coming from."

  "Think about what his boss just told us."

  "His boss just told us he's a golden boy. And I know for a fact he passed a number of very rigorous background checks."

  "So did I. And so did you." I looked at her and added, "I know what I hid. Would you care to confess what you forgot to tell the background checkers?"

  She thought about this a moment and then she replied, "Are you forgetting probable cause?"

  "He's on the security detail and he's missing."

  She shook her head. "I could maybe twist that logic to justify an APB on the basis of a threat to his security. A search warrant has to be vetted by Justice, though. I'll be laughed out of the building."

  "Good point."

  "Tell me about it."

  "Be sure to mention the very alarming phone tip you just got from the anonymous caller."

  "We don't play it that way, Sean. This is the FBI."

  "Wow… the FBI. After the President's dead, be sure to put that on your resume."

  "There's no need for sarcasm."

  "Nor is there a need for excessive moralism. Play this one any Way that works, Jennie."

  "If one of the murder weapons turns up in his home, we'd be… in fact, the whole case would be-"

  I reminded her, "You don't have a case to protect. A team of possibly professional killers is hunting the President of the United States-focus on the problem at hand."

  In response to her still hesitant expression, I added, "These people aren't playing by the rules. These people know no rules. In this game, color outside the lines, or you lose."

  CHAPTER SEVEN

  Jennie played it the way that worked, and the powers that be gave us the search warrant for Jason Barnes's home in Springfield.

  Springfield was a mere eight miles away, but it was rush hour, Washington traffic, and speed was critical. Jennie therefore ordered a helicopter, and voila, one dropped into the parking lot, we climbed aboard, and off we went into the wild blue yonder. The pilot followed 1-95 South to the Springfield exit, turned right, and we flew at low altitude over the endless patchwork of red-brick townhouse communities that is Springfield.

  I haven't got a clue how the pilot picked the right complex, but he obviously did, judging by the several dark sedans that had cordoned off a landing pad and the agent who approached Jennie and me as we alit on the tarmac.

  It turned out he was Special Agent Mark Butterman, the case officer, mid-fifties, long and thin, salt-and-pepper hair, leathery face, a suburbanized Marlboro man in a gray suit. He walked and spoke with a confidence I hoped wasn't misplaced, was too old to be wet behind the ears, and I recalled Jennie mentioned that he was handpicked because he was one of the Bureau's best and brightest, so somebody had a head on their shoulders. This was not the right opportunity for some youthful, overeager, promising stud to show he could cut it (or not). But it happens.

  Jennie introduced us, and we shook. I knew Butterman was having a particularly crappy day, though he remained friendly and appeared unperturbed by the pressure.

  Anyway, Agent Butterman knew time was precious, and he launched immediately into a fast-paced update on the progress of the investigation. To wit-hundreds of samples and particles had been vacuumed and collected from the Belknap's house, and forensics was concentrating all its resources on that haul, though there had been no significant breakthroughs. Nor, from his tone did he expect any.

  It turned out Mrs. Belknap was
a big la-di-da in the D.C social circuit, and her home was an endless gathering place for the rich and pompous-book clubs, political fund-raisers, and what have you. Throw into that mix some fifteen Secret Service agents who roamed freely around the home, two maids, three yard people, repairmen, and whoever, and enough fingerprints, hair samples, fiber samples, and DNA traces had been lifted to populate New Jersey.

  On a more upbeat note, my tip regarding the disturbances in the garden had panned out; they were footprints, three different shoe sizes and types, two male, and one that appeared to belong to a tiny-footed, narrow-shoed female.

  Also the preliminary ballistics tests were wrapped up, indicating that four different, though identical, caliber pistols were used, implying either a quartet of killers or a remarkably talented duo of ambidextrous shooters. Which landed us at the present.

  Regarding the here and now, he informed Jennie and me, "The super let us in. Seven agents are inside right now. It's small. Barnes lives alone. Shouldn't take long."

  The clock was ticking, and he led us to, and then inside the townhouse, a modest two-floored, brick-fronted, faux colonial job. I wandered around for a moment.

  Butterman was correct; the place was small, though not cramped, and for a bachelor pad, almost comically neat and tidy. The furniture was a sort of mix of modern and traditional, with colors and patterns that seemed to match the curtains, that matched the wall colors and the carpet, and so forth. Actually, there were no colors or patterns-everything was pure white. I said to Jennie, "What's that smell?"

  "Lemon Pledge."

  "Lemon what?"

  "Scented furniture pol- Oh… you're kidding."

  Right. Also I was making a point. Regular guys don't live like this, if you know what I mean. Jason's furniture didn't look cheap or expensive, and the art pieces were framed posters-a European cityscape I couldn't identify an old movie poster I also didn't recognize-that indicated nothing about the tastes of the inhabitant, beyond a serious preference for Wal-Mart. Jennie noted, "He doesn't seem to live above his means."

  Butterman concurred with her assessment and informed us, "He rents. Nine hundred and twenty a month, according to the super. Cheap for this area. He drives a used Mazda 323 he bought two years ago for eight grand."

  I suggested, "But how he lives today might not be how he wants to live tomorrow."

  "The ambition of every criminal mind," Butterman agreed. He added, "No liquor in the house, not even a Bud in the fridge. A teetotaler. No porn, no old magazines or even newspapers. He doesn't even have a TV And if he keeps weapons here, they're gone. The guy lives like a monk."

  Actually, as we wandered around, I was starting to wonder if anybody actually did live here. The place was clean as a whistle, so sterile and pristine I expected a Realtor to pop up from behind a couch. To the right was a tiny living room, connected to an even tinier dining area, and what is termed an efficiency kitchen-ordinarily an oxymoron, though in Jason's case it proved to be a stunning understatement. The counters were clean, bare, and scrubbed, and I detected no clutter, no dirty dishes, not even watermarks in the sink. I peeked inside his fridge and everything was dress-right-dress, a perfectly linear parade ground of milk cartons, yogurts, salad dressings, a cornucopia of low-cal, low-fat, and low-flavor goodies. I felt guilty in the midst of all this order, cleanliness, and health consciousness.

  Four guys and gals in blue windbreakers were milling around the ground floor, not aimlessly, though clearly nobody appeared to be sure what they were searching for. This was my bright idea and I didn't have a clue what to look for. There would be something, though. Jason Barnes was not the benighted saint his boss thought he was. I was sure of it. Maybe.

  Jennie said to me, "Upstairs."

  So up we went, and at the top of the stairs was a narrow hallway that twisted to the right, and three doors. We opened the first door and it was a tiny bathroom that smelled like a pine forest, with precisely folded, freshly laundered towels, a spotless mirror, and a toilet you could eat off, were one inclined to do such a stupid thing. Did anybody actually live in this house?

  I stepped inside and looked around a moment. A narrow closet was hidden behind the door, and it struck me that this would be the perfect hidey-hole for Jason's darkest secrets and fiitliiest habits. I swung it open and peeked inside, expecting a blow-up doll to fall out, a corpse, something. There were six shelves, and not a square inch of free space. Laid out on the shelves was a veritable armory of medicines, nasal sprays, antibacterial soaps and shampoos, skin care ointments, and various medical salves, balms, preventatives and devices, from enemas to ear wax cleaning solvents. There must've been three hundred bottles and vials and tubes, all neatly arranged, a harem of things to make sure you smelled good, slew galaxies of germs, and never experienced a constipated moment, or even ringworm.

  Jennie, who was more familiar with these things, whistled. She said, "Here's where his money went."

  "Hypochondriac?" I suggested.

  She eyed the supplies a moment. "Aside from the aspirin, Band-Aids, and antibacterial ointments, these are all preventatives and body cleaning aids. Not a hypochondriac. Still, this is a little.. odd."

  "More than a little."

  We backed out, and the next door led to the master bedroom, where two agents were busily defacing another temple of neatness. A massive and very ornate carved crucifix hung over the bed. The third door led to another, tinier bedroom that had been transformed into a compact office. Jennie said, "In here."

  A female agent was already pulling books off shelves, and she faced us when Jennie asked her, "Anything interesting?"

  "Depends what you mean by interesting." She elaborated, "Mostly horror novels and religious books. Lots of Stephen King and Anne Rice-all that spooky stuff. He's got the full Tim La-Haye series… Armageddon and all that. I don't know how he sleeps at night."

  I smiled at the agent and said, "Did you see anything called How to Whack a President?"

  She smiled back. "Do you recall the author?" She added, "There's some military manuals on weapons and munitions. I don't know if that means anything. Leftovers from his military service, I guess."

  I regarded the manuals a moment. Actually, they meant nothing except that Mr. Neatness had one flaw-he was a pack rat. Big deal. I was still carting around a lockerful of manuals issued to me during my basic infantry officer training. But I had a good reason: I could run out of toilet paper someday. You never know.

  Jennie commented, "It's never that easy. But you usually learn a few things about people from their reading habits."

  I said, "Like what?"

  She asked me, "What's on your bookshelf at home?"

  "Let's see… the collected works of John Donne, Shakespeare's tragedies… of course, all of Oprah's picks…"

  She rolled her eyes. Why wasn't I being taken seriously?

  On the wall across from the bookcase hung the usual vanity assortment-a VMI diploma, an officer commission, a few military awards, all of which were low-grade I-showed-up-for-work-on-time medals. In the middle was a presidential photo with a handwritten inscription that read: "To Jason, thanks for your service." Well, we'll see.

  Not present were any items or paraphernalia of a personal nature-photographs of Mom and Dad, photo albums, desk trophies, mementos, or even any old letters or bills. By itself this meant nothing. Collectively I thought it meant a great deal.

  Jennie was nosing through book titles. She said, "I'll tell you what's discordant. Here's this highly intelligent guy with a tightly ordered, disciplined mind. Yet his reading tastes run toward chaos, make-believe monsters, and destructive visions. It's contradictory."

  "And what do you make of that contradiction?"

  "Let me think about it awhile."

  I advised the agent, "Be sure to flip the pages on the books."

  I walked to Jason's desk, sat down, and began browsing through drawers. Every pen, stamp, and paper clip was in the proper place, no loose change, no stray papers, no tr
ash, no clutter or debris whatsoever. The order and cleanliness was manic and implied something. I mentioned, "The future Mrs. Barnes is one lucky lady."

  The agent said, "The future Mrs. Barnes is going to go nuts. I did the kitchen earlier. The inside of his silverware drawers are labeled-you know, dinner forks, salad forks. His glassware and plates are shrink-wrapped inside the cabinets. The guy's garbage looked folded."

  I glanced at Jennie Margold. "Your expertise is head cases."

  "He displays classic anal compulsive tendencies certainly Clearly he's neurotic. It's even possible he's bacillophobic. Though I-"

  "He's what?"

  "Fear of germs."

  "Why didn't you say so?"

  She smiled. I love a woman who appreciates my bad jokes. She said, "I'm talking unnecessary fear. The type who boils his toothbrush every morning."

  You can never tell about people. It's interesting. I observed, "So here's a guy who wakes up every morning wondering if this is the day when he has to take a bullet for his boss. You wouldn't think he'd sweat the small stuff."

  This got a big laugh out of the agent, though Jennie emitted a groan. She continued, "He's an only child, most likely. A very strict upbringing. Military college and his three years of Marine Corps life probably amplified his imprinted habits. It could relate to the paternal issues Mark Kinney cited. An overbearing father he's still struggling to placate and please. Freud would-"

  "Excuse me," I interrupted. "The crime-does this relate to the crime?"

  "Oh… right." She nodded at me, somewhat surprised. "You know your stuff. Obviously, you remember that I classified the Belknap murder as an organized crime. Well, organized crimes are the product of neat, orderly, compulsive minds… and-"

  "Like Jason Barnes's mind?"

  "Ostensibly He could fit the personality profile." She-added, "So would a million other males in this country."

  "And females."

  "Not really. Serial and mass killing are forms of aggression peculiarly suited to males."

  "Oh please."

  "I'm not making this up. It's a statistical fact. Do you know there are only two or three female serial killers in prison today?"