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by Shaun Gallagher


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  White Noise

  26% of people say their parents or grandparents are immigrants.

  But among those who prefer white noise when they sleep, only 14% say their parents or grandparents are immigrants.

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  72% of people prefer their gravy thick and gloopy rather than thin and soupy.

  But among those who prefer white noise when they sleep, 83% prefer their gravy thick and gloopy rather than thin and soupy.

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  49% of people suffer from seasonal allergies.

  But among those who prefer white noise when they sleep, 60% suffer from seasonal allergies.

  DOUBLE PLAY

  You’re extremely likely to prefer white noise when you sleep if you both:

  are better at punctuality than punctuation

  prefer cold weather over hot

  NO CORRELATION

  People who prefer white noise when they sleep are almost exactly as likely as the average person to:

  feel more confident in comfortable clothes than in dressy clothes

  know the difference between a stock and a bond

  have been on a cruise

  Wisdom Teeth

  50% of people have made a career change.

  But among those who haven’t had any wisdom teeth extracted, only 37% have made a career change.

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  45% of people are not very physically affectionate.

  But among those who haven’t had any wisdom teeth extracted, 57% are not very physically affectionate.

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  35% of people do not consider voting a moral duty.

  But among those who haven’t had any wisdom teeth extracted, 46% do not consider voting a moral duty.

  DOUBLE PLAY

  You’re extremely likely to have not had any of your wisdom teeth extracted if you both:

  have never taken a philosophy course

  like the smell of citronella

  NO CORRELATION

  People who haven’t had any wisdom teeth extracted are almost exactly as likely as the average person to:

  be terrible bowlers

  believe women should be subject to the draft

  live alone

  Women

  42% of people own cardigans.

  But among women, 72% own cardigans.

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  30% of people have nice handwriting.

  But among women, 55% have nice handwriting.

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  31% of people prefer checkers to chess.

  But among women, 54% prefer checkers to chess.

  DOUBLE PLAY

  You’re extremely likely to be a woman if you both:

  prefer Hillary Clinton over Bill Clinton

  prefer to sip cold beverages through a straw

  NO CORRELATION

  Women are almost exactly as likely as the average person to:

  think fireworks displays are better when they’re set to music

  have used the word obsequious in conversation

  find Australians sexy

  Work Less vs. Earn More

  59% of people are dog lovers.

  But among those who would rather work less than earn more, only 45% are dog lovers.

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  54% of people know what their Myers-Briggs personality type is.

  But among those who would rather work less than earn more, 66% know what their Myers-Briggs personality type is.

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  37% of people don’t make wishes before they blow out their birthday candles.

  But among those who would rather work less than earn more, 48% don’t make wishes before they blow out their birthday candles.

  DOUBLE PLAY

  You’re extremely likely to say you’d rather work less than earn more if you both:

  tend to choose tails in a coin toss

  dislike Big Business more than Big Government

  NO CORRELATION

  People who would rather work less than earn more are almost exactly as likely as the average person to:

  regularly check their horoscope

  plan their outfits the night before

  have gone glow bowling

  World War III

  54% of people think there’s been a net decrease in morality over the past century.

  But among those who think World War III will occur in the next 25 years, 68% think there’s been a net decrease in morality over the past century.

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  38% of people say they are passive-aggressive.

  But among those who think World War III will occur in the next 25 years, 52% say they are passive-aggressive.

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  56% of people prefer Star Wars to Star Trek.

  But among those who think World War III will occur in the next 25 years, 68% prefer Star Wars to Star Trek.

  DOUBLE PLAY

  You’re extremely likely to think World War III will occur in the next 25 years if you both:

  dislike the scent of menthol

  would regift the Clapper

  NO CORRELATION

  People who think World War III will occur in the next 25 years are almost exactly as likely as the average person to:

  have summer birthdays

  prefer their sandwiches cut into triangles

  have taken a martial arts class

  Yoga

  32% of people prefer sweet potatoes to potatoes.

  But among those who do yoga, 53% prefer sweet potatoes to potatoes.

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  27% of people regularly use mouthwash.

  But among those who do yoga, 44% regularly use mouthwash.

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  22% of people have a Pinterest account.

  But among those who do yoga, 38% have a Pinterest account.

  DOUBLE PLAY

  You’re extremely likely to do yoga if you both:

  are a Lady Gaga fan

  like having your feet massaged

  NO CORRELATION

  People who do yoga are almost exactly as likely as the average person to:

  say they’d rather be called a nerd than a geek

  like their current bank

  be Caucasian

  Zombie Victims

  23% of people have Tumblr accounts.

  But among those who say they have been attacked by zombies, 55% have Tumblr accounts.

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  48% of people say their interest in sports is lower than their ability to play sports.

  But among those who say they have been attacked by zombies, 70% say their interest in sports is lower than their ability to play sports.

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  37% of people prefer their vitamins in gummi bear form.

  But among those who say they have been attacked by zombies, 55% prefer their vitamins in gummi bear form.

  DOUBLE PLAY

  You’re extremely likely to have been attacked by zombies if you both:

  prefer to dry your hands with air dryers, rather than paper towels, in public restrooms

  prefer Batman over Superman

  NO CORRELATION

  People who have been attacked by zombies are almost exactly as likely as the average person to:

  prefer foreign cars

  describe themselves as a little bit racist

  have served as ring bearers or flower girls at a wedding

  ACKNOWLEDGMENTS

  Foremost thanks go to Correlated.org’s contributors, who supplied the data used in this book, an
d especially to the top contributors—numbering several hundred—who have answered more than 90% of the poll questions that have been published since Correlated’s inception.

  Thanks also to Marian Lizzi and Maria Gagliano at Perigee, Laurie Abkemeier at DeFiore & Co., and to everyone else involved in the production of the book.

  Finally, I’d like to thank my wife, Tanya, and the rest of my family. Their support, encouragement, and feedback have been instrumental in bringing this book to life. They have celebrated my strengths and put up with my many weaknesses, and for that I am deeply grateful.

  ABOUT THE AUTHOR

  Shaun Gallagher is the founder of Correlated.org and is also the author of Experimenting with Babies: 50 Amazing Science Projects You Can Perform on Your Kid (experimentingwithbabies.com).

 

 

 


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