Final Catcall: A Magical Cats Mystery

by Kelly, Sofie

  Owen and Hercules had heard more about my relationship with Andrew than either Maggie or Roma, who were my closest friends. I’d gotten into the habit of talking to the cats after I’d found them abandoned as kittens out at Wisteria Hill, the old Henderson estate that was now Roma’s new home. Talking to them helped me work things out in my own mind—at least that was what I told anyone who asked. I didn’t say that sometimes it seemed as though they were taking part in the conversation.

  It wasn’t as far-fetched as it might seem. Herc and Owen weren’t exactly run-of-the-mill cats. Hercules had that walk-through-walls-and-doors ability, and Owen could disappear at will—and did—generally at the most inconvenient times possible.

  I nudged Owen off my lap and got to my feet with a groan. “How about some sardine crackers and hot chocolate?” I asked.

  Both cats murped their agreement. I ran my fingers over one arm of the rocking chair as I went past it. Owen darted past me into the kitchen, while Hercules jumped down from the bench and waited at the door. “I’m not giving up,” I said to him. “Remember what Yogi said.”

  He immediately looked over at the picnic cooler on the floor next to the window bench.

  “No, not the bear,” I said. “The baseball player.” I leaned over and scooped him up with my good arm. “Yogi said, ‘It’s not over till it’s over.’”

  Hercules didn’t get it, but the words made me feel a little better.

  • • •

  It was about twenty after seven the next morning when I heard a knock at the back door. I was already on my second cup of coffee. “He’s early,” I said to the cats. Neither of them bothered to look up from his bowl or even so much as twitch an ear.

  I went out to the porch and discovered it wasn’t Andrew at all. It was Abigail, who worked for me at the library.

  “Kathleen, hi. I’m sorry to stop by so early but—” She stopped when she caught sight of the sling on my left arm. “What on earth happened to you? Are you okay?”

  “I’m fine,” I said. “I twisted my shoulder. The sling is just to keep me from moving my arm for a couple of days. What’s going on?”

  “Have you heard of the New Horizons Theatre Festival?”

  I nodded. “It’s coming up in a couple of weeks over in Red Wing, isn’t it?”

  “Not anymore.” She made a face. “There was a fire last evening at the theater there. Nobody was hurt and it looks as though the building can be repaired, but there’s an awful lot of smoke and water damage.”

  “What are they going to do?”

  “Move the whole thing here.”

  I felt a cat wind around my ankles and glanced down to see Owen at my feet. “And you’re . . . ?”

  “Part of the organizing committee that was pretty much thrown together late last night.” She smiled down at Owen, who leaned against my leg and seemed to smile back at her. “That’s why I’m here. How would you feel about using the new gazebo at the library as a temporary stage during the festival? There are half a dozen short plays on the schedule that we’re hoping can be presented somewhere other than the Stratton.”

  The Stratton was the theater where Marcus and I had met when I discovered the body of conductor Gregor Easton. I gave my head a little shake. Thinking about Marcus wasn’t going to do me any good right now.

  “I think that’s a wonderful idea,” I said. “But I should check with Everett and the board, to be certain. I’ll give Lita a call just as soon as I get to the library.”

  Everett Henderson was the head of the library board. He’d funded the recent library renovations as a gift to the town and hired me as head librarian to supervise everything. Lita was his assistant. Not only was she the fastest way of getting in touch with Everett, but she would know whether the board would have any objections to Abigail’s plan. In fact, she’d know if anyone was likely to object. Lita seemed to be related, one way or another, to pretty much everyone in Mayville Heights.

  “Thanks, Kathleen,” Abigail said. She gestured toward my arm. “You know, if you need me to come in today, I can.”

  “Thanks,” I said. “I think I’ll be okay.” I raised my left arm in its sling. “But I’ll call you if I need a hand.”

  Abigail shook her head and grinned.

  “I’ll be in touch as soon as I talk to Everett,” I promised.

  “Sounds good.” She started down the porch steps and almost ran into Andrew, who was peering at his cell phone as he came around the corner of the house. “Oh, I’m sorry,” she said, teetering on the bottom step.

  He reached out a hand to steady her. “No, it’s my fault for not watching where I was going.” He smiled. “Hi, I’m Andrew.”

  For a moment Abigail just stared at him. Then she remembered herself. “It’s, uh, nice to meet you. I’m Abigail.”

  He could still make grown women get all flustered and discombobulated with just a smile. The fact that he was over six feet tall and all lean muscle in his plum-colored sweater and jeans didn’t hurt, either. And though he’d always claimed the smile was the result of four years of braces and had nothing to do with him, I knew he liked flashing that killer grin.

  Abigail looked back over her shoulder at me, clearly curious, but all she said was, “I’ll talk to you later.” She flashed her own smile at Andrew. “Enjoy Mayville Heights,” she said, and then she went back down the path and around the side of the house.

  Andrew took the porch stairs in two strides. “Good morning. How’s your arm?”

  “Better,” I said. The pain had settled down to a slight ache in my shoulder.

  He pointed to the little gray tabby, still sitting by my feet, clearly checking him out. “That’s Owen, right?”

  “Merow,” Owen said, before I had a chance to answer.

  “Hey, Owen.” Andrew leaned forward as though he was going to stroke the cat’s fur.

  “Don’t do that,” I said, putting out my right hand to stop him.

  His eyes narrowed in confusion. “Why?”

  Owen continued to sit in the same spot, the picture of kitty sweetness with his head tipped to one side, no hint of the whirling dervish he would turn into if Andrew tried to pet him.

  “He’s feral—at least he was. Hercules, too. I found them both when they were kittens, at an old estate just outside of town. They’ll let me touch them, but pretty much no one else.”

  “You’re kidding, right?”

  Andrew’s skepticism didn’t surprise me. Owen looked harmless, but the last person who had disregarded instructions not to touch him had ended up needing a paramedic. And Marcus had had to vouch for the cat.

  Why did everything make me think of Marcus? I shook my head again. “He has claws and he’s not afraid to use them.”

  Right on cue Owen held up a paw, almost as though he knew what I’d just said and was trying to plead his innocence.

  I narrowed my eyes at him. “Don’t get cute,” I muttered.

  He flicked his tail at me and went back to the kitchen.

  Andrew laughed and straightened up. “So, are you ready for breakfast?”

  “As long as you understand it’s just breakfast.”

  “I figured you’d say that.” He braced a hand against the doorframe, took a deep breath and exhaled slowly. His expression grew serious. “Look, Kath, I messed up big-time. Yeah, I was drunk and I was pissed at you, but neither one is any kind of an excuse for marrying someone I didn’t even know.” His mouth moved, as though he were testing the feel of what he wanted to say next. “After I talked to you back in the spring, all I could think about was how badly I’d f— screwed things up. I’m not that person anymore. Have breakfast with me and you’ll see that.”

  “Okay,” I said.

  His eyes narrowed. “Okay? That’s it? You’re not going to argue with me? I have another speech I haven’t even used.”

  I shrugged. “Sorry. I’m hungry. But if it will make you feel better you can give me your speech on the way down the hill.”

 
“You’ve ruined the effect.” He folded his arms across his chest in mock indignation and his lips twitched as he tried—and failed—not to smile.

  “I have to get my sweater and my briefcase,” I said. “I’ll just be a minute.”

  The cats were sitting by the coat hooks in the kitchen. I got them fresh water and draped my blue sweater over my shoulders while they watched, turning their heads in perfect synchronization to follow me.

  “I’ll tell you all about it tonight.” I reached over to scratch Hercules under his chin. “Have a good day,” I said.

  Owen leaned sideways and seemed to be looking at the piece of paper stuck to the front of the refrigerator that listed the days Marcus and I fed the feral cat colony out at Wisteria Hill. Was he asking about Marcus or thinking about the sardines that were in the fridge?

  I leaned down and stroked the top of his head. “Yes, I’m going to talk to Marcus—or at least try to—and no, you can’t have any sardines.”

  He turned his back on me and started washing his tail. Whatever he’d been asking, he hadn’t liked my answer.

  Andrew was a contractor who specialized in old houses, and he kept the conversation to his latest restoration project as we drove to the restaurant. “Where are we going?” he asked, as we came to the intersection at the bottom of the hill.

  “Turn right,” I said. We were going to Eric’s Place, my favorite spot for breakfast.

  Andrew found a parking space on the street and managed to wedge the little red car he was driving into it. We got out and headed for the restaurant. “What’s the food like?” he asked.

  “Excellent,” I said, as we stepped inside.

  “Oh, good.” His tone told me that he didn’t exactly believe me. He looked around, taking in the space that looked more like a small-town coffee shop than a five-star restaurant.

  Claire smiled from behind the counter. She grabbed a menu and came toward us. “Hey, Kathleen. What happened to your arm?” she asked.

  “I twisted my shoulder. It’s nothing serious,” I said.

  The smile got wider. “I’m glad. Table for two?”

  I nodded.

  She gave Andrew a quick appraising glance. “Window or wall?”

  “Window,” I said before Andrew could suggest we get a slightly more private table along the end wall of the small café.

  Claire showed us to the table with the best view of the sidewalk. “Welcome to Eric’s,” she said to Andrew as she handed him a menu.

  He gave her the full power of that smile. “Thank you.”

  “Claire, this is my friend Andrew from Boston,” I said.

  “Nice to meet you,” she said. Her eyes flicked from me to Andrew, but that was the only giveaway that she was curious about who he was and what he was doing in town. She turned to me. “Would you like a couple of minutes for your friend to look through the menu before you order?”

  “Actually, no,” I said. I looked across the table at Andrew, who was still checking the place out but trying not to be obvious about it. “How about letting me order for you?”

  “Uh . . . okay,” he said slowly.

  I knew if Andrew ordered his own breakfast he would go for ham and eggs, and while Eric did a good job with that breakfast basic, I wanted to show off just a little.

  “Two breakfast sandwiches,” I told Claire. “The new one.”

  She nodded approvingly. “Good choice.” Then she picked up the menu, tucked it under her arm and turned to Andrew. “Coffee?” she asked. She didn’t have to ask me that question.

  “Please,” he said.

  “I’ll be right back.”

  Eric came out of the kitchen then and raised his hand in hello when he caught sight of me. I lifted my good hand in return. I saw him give Andrew a second look and then say something to Claire before she returned with the coffeepot and a little pitcher of cream.

  “I heard what happened last night,” she said quietly as she poured my cup.

  For a moment I wondered how on earth she could know what had happened between Marcus and me. Then I realized she meant what happened before that, at the tent set up for the food tasting that was scheduled for this afternoon.

  The tasting—and an art show—had been planned as part of the town’s presentation to a corporate tour company—before one of the partners in the firm had been killed down near the Riverwalk.

  “Did Liam cancel everything?” I asked.

  Claire shook her head. “Nope. The tasting is starting an hour later, but otherwise everything is a go. Mary was in about an hour ago. They’re already starting to get the booths ready.” She gave Andrew a curious glance. “You’re still coming, right?”

  “Absolutely.”

  She smiled. “I’ll save you a bowl of pudding cake.”

  Andrew added sugar to his coffee and took a sip. “Hey, this is good,” he said.

  I folded my free arm across my chest and studied him across the table without speaking.

  “What?” he said, holding out both hands. “I said it was good.”

  I continued to stare silently at him.

  His face flushed. “Okay, so I thought I was going to end up with a cup of something closer to paint thinner. How did you know that?”

  I gave him my Mr. Spock eyebrow and reached for my own cup. “I know you.”

  “Yes, you do,” he said, his expression serious.

  I took a sip of my coffee so I wouldn’t have to say anything.

  “What’s so great about this breakfast sandwich?” Andrew asked after the silence had gone on just a little bit too long.

  “You’ll have to wait and see,” I said. “But if you don’t like it, I’ll buy you anything else on the menu.”

  He grinned. “You’re on.” Then he shifted sideways in his chair and reached for his cup. “Tell me about this tasting thing you were talking about to our waitress.”

  “It’s this afternoon, by the boardwalk along the water. A Taste of Mayville Heights.” I folded my hand around my mug. “Where are you staying?”

  “The St. James Hotel.”

  “Did you see the tents across the street?”

  He nodded.

  “That’s where it is.”

  “Sounds like fun,” he said. “How about showing me around?”

  “I have to work.” I shifted to one side so the back of the chair wasn’t digging into my shoulder.

  “I heard you say you were going.”

  “On my lunch hour.”

  “I’ll meet you at the library, then. What time?”

  I shook my head. “You don’t give up, do you?”

  “Nope.” He tented his fingers over the top of his cup. “I told you—I came here to get you back. I’m not giving up. I’m just getting started.”

  I didn’t have a chance to answer because Eric was on his way to the table with our order. “Hey, Kathleen,” he said with a smile as he put a heavy oval plate in front of me.

  The aroma of pan-toasted sourdough bread and bacon tickled my nose. “Hi, Eric,” I said. “It smells wonderful.”

  “Thanks.” He eyed my left arm. “You okay?”

  “It looks worse than it really is.” It struck me that maybe I should make a little sign that read I’M ALL RIGHT and stick it on the front of the nylon sling so I didn’t have to keep explaining myself all day. On the other hand, it was nice to have so many people who cared about me.

  Eric slid Andrew’s plate in front of him, assessed him with a quick look and then held out his hand. “Welcome. I’m Eric.”

  “Andrew,” he said.

  They shook hands.

  “Andrew’s a friend from Boston,” I added.

  “Good to meet you,” Eric said. “Enjoy your breakfast.” He looked at me and his eyebrows went up just slightly, but all he said was, “Claire will be over in a minute with more coffee.”

  Andrew reached for half of his sandwich and took a large bite. That was followed, after a moment, by a grunt of pleasure. “This is good.” He gesture
d at the plate. “What’s in it?”

  I moved my own plate a little closer. “Bacon, tomatoes, a little fresh mozzarella, a little thyme, and sourdough bread.”

  “Don’t tell me everything on the menu is this good.” He took another huge bite.

  “Just make sure you try the chocolate pudding cake if you go to the food tasting.” As I looked over his shoulder, the front door opened and Maggie and Roma came in.

  Perfect timing.

  2

  Maggie and Roma looked around, smiling when they caught sight of me.

  I waved hello and they made their way over to us.

  “Hi,” Maggie said. She looked from me to Andrew, curiosity obvious in her blue eyes.

  “Hi, Mags,” I said. I smiled up at Roma. “Hi.”

  “How’s your shoulder?” she asked.

  “Better,” I said.

  “Honestly?”

  “Yes.”

  “Can you move it?”

  I nodded.

  She reached out a hand and then stopped herself. “May I?”

  “Go ahead.” I shifted forward in my seat so she could lean down and feel my shoulder. Her fingers were gentle as they probed around the joint.

  “I think most of the swelling has gone down,” she said, straightening up after a moment.

  “Are you Kathleen’s doctor?” Andrew asked.

  Maggie laughed. “In a manner of speaking, she is.”

  I leaned back in the chair again. “Actually, Roma is Hercules and Owen’s doctor.”

  “You’re a—?”

  “Veterinarian,” Roma finished.

  “And a first-aid responder,” I added. “She knows how to take care of four-legged and two-legged patients.”

  “Good to know you have friends who have your back,” Andrew said. He stood up. “I’m Andrew. I’m a friend of Kathleen’s from Boston. Would you two like to join us?”

  Roma smiled and offered her hand. “It’s good to meet you. I’m Roma Davidson.”

  “And I’m Maggie Adams,” Maggie said. “Welcome to Mayville Heights, and yes, we’d love to join you.”

  Andrew moved aside and Maggie slipped into the chair next to him. Roma came around the table and took the seat next to me. Out of the corner of my eye I saw Claire, already on her way over with coffee, along with a teapot and hot water for Maggie, who didn’t drink coffee.