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Weird Detectives

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by Neil Gaiman, Simon R. Green, Caitlin R. Kiernan


  “Did you go to the E.R.?”

  “No,” she said. “It was never that bad. More humiliating than anything.”

  I nodded. “What about after the divorce? He lay a hand on you since?”

  She hesitated.

  “Mrs. Skye?” I prompted.

  “He tried. He chased me. Twice.”

  “Chased you? Tell me about it.”

  She licked her lips. She wore a very nice rose-pink lipstick that was the only splash of color. Even her clothes and shoes were white. Pale horse, pale rider.

  “Well,” she said, “that’s where the story gets really . . . strange.”

  “Strange how?”

  “He—David, my ex-husband—changed after I filed for divorce. He’s like a different person. Before, when I first met him, he was a very fastidious man. Always dressed nicely, always very clean and well-groomed.”

  “What’s he do for a living?”

  “He owns a nightclub. The Crypt, just off South Street.”

  “I know it, but that’s a Goth club, right? Is he Goth?”

  “No. Not at all. He bought the club from the former owner, but he remodeled it after The Batcave.”

  “As in Batman?”

  “As in the London club that was kind of the prototype of pretty much the whole Goth club scene. David’s a businessman. There’s a strong Goth crowd downtown, and they hang together, but the clubs in Philly aren’t big enough to turn a big profit, and not near big enough to attract the better bands. So, he bought the two adjoining buildings and expanded out. He made a small-time club into a very successful main stage club, and he keeps the music current. A lot of post-punk stuff, but also the newer styles. Dark cabaret, deathrock, Gothabilly. That sort of thing. Low lights, black-tile bathrooms, bartenders who look like ghouls.”

  “Okay,” I said.

  “But this was all business to David. He didn’t dress Goth. I mean, he wore black suits or black silk shirts to work, but he didn’t dye his hair, didn’t wear eyeliner. Funny thing is, even though he was clearly not buying into the lifestyle, the patrons loved him. They called him the Prince. As in Prince of—?”

  “Darkness, yeah, got it. Go on.”

  “David was more fussy getting ready to go out than I ever was. Spent forever in the bathroom shaving, fixing his hair. Always took him longer to pick out his clothes than me or any of my girlfriends.”

  “He gay?”

  “No.” And she shot me a “wow, what a stereotypically homophobic thing to say” sort of look.

  I smiled. “I’m just trying to get a read on him. Fastidious guy having trouble with a relationship with his wife. Drinking problem, flashes of violence. Not a gay thing, but I’ve seen it before in guys who are sexually conflicted and at war with themselves and the world because of it.”

  She studied me for a moment. “You used to be a cop, Mr. Hunter?”

  “Call me Sam,” I said. “And, yeah, I was a cop. Minneapolis PD.”

  “A detective?”

  “Yep.”

  “Okay.” That seemed to mollify her. I gestured to her to continue. She took a breath. “Well . . . toward the end of our relationship, David stopped being so fastidious. He would go two or three days without shaving. I know that doesn’t sound like the end of the world, but I never saw David without a fresh shave. Never. He carried an electric razor in his briefcase, had another at home and one in the office at the club. Clothes, too. Before, he’d sometimes change clothes twice or even three times a day if it was humid. He always wanted to look fresh. Showered at home morning and night, and had a shower installed in his office.”

  “I get the picture. Mr. Clean. But you say that changed while you were still together?”

  “It started when he fell off the wagon.”

  “Ah.”

  “When I met him he said that he hadn’t taken a drink for over two years. He was proud of it. He thought that his thirst—he always called it that—was evil, and being on the wagon made him feel like a real person. Then, after we started having problems, he started drinking again. Never in front of me, and he always washed his mouth out before he came home. I never smelled alcohol on him, but he was a different person from then on. And he started yelling at me all the time. He called me horrible names and made threats. He said that I didn’t love him, that I was just trying to use him.”

  “I have to ask,” I said, being as delicate as I could, “but was there someone else?”

  “For me? God, no!”

  “What set him off? From his perspective, I mean. Did he say that there was something that made him angry or paranoid?”

  “Well . . . I think it was his health.”

  “Tell me.”

  “He started losing weight. He was never fat, not even stocky. David was very muscular. He lifted a lot of weights, drank that protein powder twice a day. He had big arms, a huge chest. I asked him if he was taking steroids. He denied it, but I think he was trying to turn into one of those muscle freaks. Then, about a year and a half ago, he started losing weight. When he taped his arms and found that his biceps were only twenty-two inches, he got really angry.”

  “David has twenty-two inch biceps?” Christ. Back in his Mr. Universe days, Arnold the Terminator had twenty-four inch arms, fully pumped. I think mine are somewhere shy of fifteen, and that’s after three sets on the Bowflex.

  “Not anymore,” said Mrs. Skye. “He lost a lot of muscle mass. Really fast, too. I was scared; I told him to go to a doctor. I thought he might have cancer.”

  “Did he go to the doctor?”

  “He said so . . . but I don’t think he did. He kept losing weight. After six months, he didn’t even have much definition. He was kind of ordinary sized.”

  “Was he drinking by this point?”

  “I’m sure of it.”

  “That when he started putting his hands on you?”

  “Yes. And he became paranoid. Kept trying to make it all my fault.”

  “How long did this go on?”

  “Well . . . after the first time he, um, hurt me, I gave him a second chance. After all, he was my husband. I figured he was just scared because of his health. But then it happened again. The second time he knocked me around pretty good. I couldn’t go out of the house for a few days.”

  “Was that when you left?”

  It took her so long to answer that I knew what her answer would be. I’ve done too many interviews of this kind. If self-esteem is low enough then victimization can become an addiction.

  “I stayed for two more months.”

  “How many times did he hurt you during that time?” I asked.

  “A few.”

  “A few is how many?”

  Another long pause. “Six.”

  “Six,” I said, trying to put no judgment in my tone. “What was the last straw?”

  She looked at her hands, at the clock, at the snow falling outside. If there’d been a magazine on my desk she would have picked it up and leafed through it. Anything to keep from meeting my eyes. “He choked me.”

  “I see.”

  “It was in the middle of the night. We were . . . we were . . . ”

  I almost sighed. “Let me guess. Make-up sex?”

  She nodded, but she didn’t blush. I’ll give her that. “He’d been sweet to me for two weeks straight without getting mad or yelling, or anything. He acted like his old self. Charming.” She finally met my eyes. “David has enormous charisma. He makes everyone like him, and he always seems so genuine.”

  “Uh huh,” I said, wondering how that charm would work on a blackjack across his teeth.

  “We sat up talking until late, then we went to bed. And in the middle of the night . . . things just started happening. You know how it is.”

  I didn’t, but I said nothing.

  “I was, um . . . on top. And we were pretty far into things, and then all of a sudden David reaches up and grabs me around the throat. I thought for one crazy moment that he was doing that auto-whatever
it’s called.”

  “Autoerotic asphyxiation,” I supplied.

  “Yeah, that. I thought he was doing that. He talked about it once before, but we’d never tried it. He’s really strong and I’m pretty small. But . . . I guess I thought he was trying to change things, you know? Create a new pattern for us. A fresh start.”

  Naivety can be a terrible thing. Jesus wept.

  “But it wasn’t sex play,” I prompted.

  “No. He started squeezing his hands. Suddenly I couldn’t breathe. It was weird because we were so close to . . . you know . . . and David kept staring at me, his eyes wide like he was in some kind of trance. I tried to pull his hands apart, but it just made him squeeze tighter. That’s when he started calling me names again, making wild accusations, accusing me of destroying his life.”

  “How did you get away?”

  Her eyes cut away again. This was obviously very hard for her.

  “I threw myself sideways and when I landed I kicked him in the, um . . . you know.”

  I smiled.

  “Good for you,” I said, but she shook her head.

  “I grabbed my clothes and ran out. Next day I drove past the house and saw that his car was gone. I had a locksmith come out and change the locks and change the security code on the alarm. I hired a messenger company to take a couple of suitcases of his clothes to the club. Next day I rented a storage unit and had a moving company take all of his stuff there. I used the same messenger service to send him the key.”

  “I’m impressed. That was quick thinking.”

  “I . . . I’d already looked into that stuff before. Until that last stretch where he was nice I was planning to leave him. I’d already talked to my lawyer, and I filed for divorce by the end of that week.”

  “What did David do?”

  “At first? Nothing, except for some hysterical messages on my voicemail. He didn’t try to break in, nothing like that. But after a while I started seeing his car behind mine when I was going to work.”

  “Where do you work?”

  “I’m a nurse supervisor at Sunset Grove, the assisted living facility in Jenkintown. Right now I’m on the four to midnight shift. I’ve spotted David’s car a lot, sometimes every night for weeks on end. I’ve seen him drive by when I’m going into the staff entrance, and his car is there sometimes when I get back home, cruising down the street or parked a block up.”

  “What makes you think he’s planning to do more than just harass you?”

  “He’s said so.”

  “But—”

  “He didn’t say or do anything at first . . . but over the last couple of weeks it’s gotten worse. About three weeks ago I came out of work and stopped at a 7-Eleven for some gum, and when I came out he was leaning against my car. I told him to get away, but he pushed himself off the car and came up to me, smiling his charming smile. He told me that he knew who I was and what I was and that he was going to end me. His words. ‘I’m going to end you.’ Then he left, still smiling.”

  “Did anyone see this?”

  “At one in the morning? No.”

  Convenience stores have security cameras, I thought. If this thing got messy I could have her lawyer subpoena those tapes. I had her write down the address of the 7-Eleven.

  “That’s how it went for a couple of weeks,” she said. “But last night he really scared me.”

  “What happened?”

  “He was in my bedroom.”

  “How?”

  “That’s it . . . I don’t know. The alarms didn’t go off and none of the windows were broken. I heard a sound and I woke up and there he was, standing by the side of my bed. He’s really thin now and as pale as those Goth kids at his club. He stood there, smiling. I started to scream and he put a finger to his lips and made a weird shushing sound. It was so strange that I actually did shut up. Don’t ask me why. The whole thing was like a nightmare.”

  “Are you sure it wasn’t?”

  She hesitated, but she said, “I’m positive. He pointed at me and said that he knew everything about me. Then he started praying.”

  “Praying?”

  “At least I think that’s what he was doing. It was Latin, I think. He was saying a long string of things in Latin and then he left.”

  “How’d he get out?”

  “The same way he got in, I guess . . . but I don’t know how. I was so scared that I almost peed myself and I just lay there in bed for a long time. I don’t know how long. When I finally worked up the nerve, I ran downstairs and got a knife from the kitchen and went through the whole house.”

  “You didn’t call the cops?”

  “I was going to . . . but the alarm never went off. I checked the system . . . it was still set. I began wondering if I was dreaming.”

  “But you don’t think so?”

  “No.”

  “Why are you so sure?”

  She fished in her purse and produced a pink cell phone. She flipped it open and pressed a few buttons to call up her text messages. She pointed to the number and then handed me the phone.

  “That’s David’s cell number.”

  The text read: Tonight.

  “Okay,” I said. “Let me see what I can do.”

  “What can you do?” she asked.

  “Well, the best first thing to do is go have a talk with him. See if I can convince him to back off.”

  “And if he won’t?”

  “I can be pretty convincing.”

  “But what if he won’t? What if he’s . . . I don’t know . . . too crazy to listen to reason?”

  I smiled. “Then we’ll explore other options.”

  The Crypt is a big ugly building on the corner of South and Fourth in Philadelphia. Once upon a time it was a coffin factory—which I think would have been a cooler name. Less trendy and obvious. The light snow did nothing to make it look less ugly. When we pulled to the corner, Mrs. Skye pointed to a sleek, silver Lexus parked on the side street.

  “That’s his.”

  I jotted down the license plate and used my digital camera to take photos of it and the exterior of the building. You never know.

  “Okay,” I said, “I want you to wait here. I’ll go have a talk with David and see if we can sort this out.”

  “What if something happens? What if you don’t come out?”

  “Just sit tight. You have a cell phone and I’ll give you the keys. If I’m not out of there in fifteen minutes, drive somewhere safe and call the name on the back of my card.” I gave her my business card. She turned it over and saw a name and number. Before she could ask, I said, “Ray’s a friend. One of my pack.”

  “Another private investigator?”

  “A bodyguard. I use him for certain jobs, but I don’t think we’ll need to bring him in on this. From what you’ve told me I have a pretty good sense of what to expect in there.”

  As I got out my jacket flap opened and she spotted the handle of my Glock.

  “You’re not . . . going to hurt him,” she asked, wide eyed.

  I shook my head. “I’ve been doing this for a lot of years, Mrs. Skye. I haven’t had to pull my gun once. I don’t expect I’ll break that streak tonight.”

  The breeze was coming from the west and the snow was just about done. I squinted up past the streetlights. The cloud cover was thin and I could already see the white outline of the moon. Nope, no accumulation. Typical Philly winter.

  I crossed the street and tried the front door. Place didn’t do much business before late evening, but the doors were unlocked. The doors opened with an exhalation of cigarette smoke and alcohol fumes. There was probably an anti-smoking violation in that. Something else to use later if I needed to go the route of making life difficult for him.

  It was too early for a doorman, and I walked a short hallway that was empty and painted black. Heavy black velvet curtains at the end. Cute. I pushed them aside and entered the club. Place was huge. David Skye must have taken out the second floor and knocked out everything but
the retaining walls of the adjoining properties. The red and white maximum occupancy sign said that it shouldn’t exceed four hundred, but the place looked capable of taking twice that number. Bandstand was empty, so someone had put quarters in to play the tuneless junk that was beating the shit out of the woofers and tweeters. Whoever the group was on the record they subscribed to the philosophy that if you can’t play well, you should play real goddamn loud.

  There were maybe twenty people in the place, scattered around at tables. A few at the bar. Everyone looked like extras from a direct-to-video vampire flick. The motif was black on black with occasional splashes of blood red. White skin that probably never saw the sun. Eyeliner and black lipstick, even on the guys. I was in jeans and a Vikings warm-up jacket. At least my sneakers and my leather porkpie hat were black. Handle of my gun was black, too, but they couldn’t see that. Better for everyone if nobody did.

  The bartender was giving me the look, so I strolled over to him. He knew I wasn’t there for a beer and didn’t waste either of our time by asking.

  “David Skye,” I said, having to bend forward and shout over the music.

  “Badge me,” he said.

  I flipped open my PI license. “Private.”

  “Fuck off,” he suggested.

  “Not a chance.”

  “I can call the cops.”

  “Bet I can have L-and-I—Licenses and Inspections—here before they show. Smoking in a public restaurant?”

  Another smartass remark was on his lips, but he didn’t have the energy for it. He was paid by the hour and this had to be a slow shift for tips. I took a twenty from my wallet and put it on the bar.

 

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