Everything Changes

by R F Greenwood

“Because when you’re near my dick stands to attention” Jesus Christ. Where does he come up with these things?

  “Really! You’re going to call me general?” I can practically hear the smirk on his face.

  “Yep, definitely your name is now general” I sigh, great.

  “So now you have my ‘name’ picked out. What did you ring me up for? Or was it to just figure out a pet name for me?” I ask. I pull my covers off me and swing my legs off the side of the bed.

  “Oh, no I did have a purpose for this phone call. It was just a happy coincidence that we got that sorted too. I rang you too ask what you are doing today?” I frown.

  “Nothing, as far as I know, you got something planned for me?”

  “I’ve got to go to town to get my mum a birthday present but I don’t know what to get her, so I thought. Who would know about women stuff? Then I thought of you”

  “I’m touched that you would think I would know. But how would I know what your mum would like?”

  “I don’t, but you’re a woman. Don’t you all like the same things?” I shake my head and sigh.

  “How did you by her presents before?”

  “I brought her gift cards”, he says almost sheepishly.

  “And you can’t do that, this year why?”

  “It’s a big birthday. She will be 50” I flop back and lie on the bed again.

  “Do you even know what she likes to give me a little clue?” I heard him shuffling around on the other end of the phone.

  “Well, I think she likes gardening and reading” I perk up at the mention of reading. That stuff I know about.

  “Does she read paperbacks or has she got an e-reader?” he grunts and answers.

  “Paperback, you should see the front room it’s like a damn library”

  “Why don’t you just get her an e-reader then? It might be better for her”

  “Ha! I found it!” I frown again.

  “What the fuck are you going on about?” I ask.

  “I dropped a coco pop on me and I couldn’t find it. But I have now. Don’t be worried” He chuckles.

  “I can assure you I wasn’t worrying. And please tell me you didn’t eat it?” I hear crunching down the phone.

  “I’m not going to waste it! Anyway it was only on me. It’s not like I have germs” Lucky coco pop.

  “You make me wonder about you sometimes. Are you sure your 23?” he laughs again.

  “Of course, general I even blew out 23 candles”, he says with a smug voice. I put my hand on my head. Jesus Christ.

  “Fine I will come with you but we have to stop in somewhere. I need to get something and you can’t moan. I was going to venture into town at some point anyway, so you’re just making it easier for me”

  “Where do you have to go? And where could we get this e-reader then?” I smirk.

  “Ann Summers” I hear him choke on his coco pops. He starts coughing.

  “Ann summers? Are you shitting me Cass?” he chokes out around coughing. I start laughing.

  “I do actually need to go in there” I don’t think he will like what I will have to go and get.

  “I think I might have to wait outside and what exactly have you got to get in there? If its underwear. You can model it for me? Don’t want you getting something that won’t look nice”

  “You’ll be torturing yourself. But I do have to get that and something else”, he groans down the phone.

  “You better not be getting yourself a new toy” I start laughing again. I get up off the bed and walk into the bathroom.

  “What would you do if I did?”

  “Break it” I gasp.

  “You wouldn’t!”

  “Oh I would”, he growls and just like that I’m instantly aroused.

  “Tough shit, I’ve got to get off somehow or do you want me to do it manually. I can start using my fingers, then If I see you that day and I touch you innocently you’re going to be thinking did she get herself off today with her fingers”

  “Cassie” He growls my name out. “Cut that shit out now. You’ve got me horny when I’m meant to be getting ready to get my mother a present” I start laughing again.

  “When are you going to pick me up then?” I chirp. I love that he is as affected as I am.

  I hear him sigh and blow out a breath.

  “Well, we’ve been on the phone for about 10 minutes so I will pick you up in 20”

  “Ok, I’m just going to jump in the shower quickly”

  “Please tell me you haven’t been talking to me naked” I look down at my t-shirt and shorts. I smirk.

  “Oh yeah, I got undressed about 5 minutes ago” He groans.

  “I’m going. Bye general”, he growls out. I laugh again.

  “Bye” I say and hang up. I love doing that to him.

  I shower quickly and walk back in my room. I dress in a pair of leggings and a nude top with a sheer cover top. I don’t see why it’s called a cover top. It’s see through. It has the illusion that I’m not wearing anything underneath. I pick up a pair of nude sandals. I didn’t wash my hair so I pull it out of the messy bun on top of my head. It falls in natural waves down my back. I run my hair brush through it and I go for the natural look with the makeup. I spray myself with some perfume and deem myself ready.

  I walk out my bedroom, grabbing my phone and bag on the way and walk into the kitchen. I look through the fridge for dinner tonight.

  I wonder if it’s going to be tense with this Melissa coming round.

  I see there isn’t much, so I make a little list to make spaghetti bolognese and to grab some garlic bread.

  Just as I’m finishing writing the little list Tyler beeps. Déjà vu.

  I stuff the list in my bag and walk to the front door, pick up my keys and lock the door behind me.

  I walk over to his car and climb in the passenger side.

  “General” He nods his head at me and gives me a two finger salute while smirking.

  “Ice” He gives me a ‘what the fuck’ face and I laugh.

  “Ice, what’s that about?” I smile.

  “Because when you get me hot, I get wet” I wink at him. “If I’ve got a pet name you should too” The look on his face says he’s less than pleased.

  “You suck”, he grumbles playfully.

  “I know” I wink and stick my tongue out.

  “Is this how today is going to be? If so I may need a break at some point to relieve some pressure” I throw my head back and laugh.

  “I’m so glad I can make you laugh. But I’m being serious” I stop laughing and look at him.

  “Didn’t you ‘relieve the pressure’ before you came and got me” I ask.

  “Of course, but if we keep joking like that and we have to go in Ann Summers, I’m definitely going to need a break”, he sighs. I smile and buckle myself in.

  “Ok, I’ll try and keep it innocent” I turn to look at him with the innocent eyes.

  “Ha. Yeah right. You haven’t got an innocent bone in your body” I gasp in mock offence.

  He laughs and puts the car in reverse.

  “I’m offended. I’m more innocent than you” I cross my arms over my chest and raise my eyebrow.

  He looks at me and shakes his head.

  “Don’t know what you’re talking about, babe. I’m practically a monk” I look at him with a slack jaw.

  “A monk, I’m pretty sure a monk wouldn’t do what we did on Sunday” He smirks.

  “Well this monk does but that was the only time I’ve ever touched myself”

  “Like fuck. I’m the Virgin Mary then” He laughs.

  We’re half way to town when I remember the list in my bag.

  “Are you busy tonight?” I ask him. He flicks his eyes over to me.

  “Nope I was just going to sit at home and watch TV why?”

  “Well we have Melissa coming round for dinner tonight. And I’m cooking spaghetti bolognese. You can keep me company”

  “But that’s a family thi
ng. Wouldn’t you just want it with you, Jack, Justin and Melissa?” I shake my head.

  “No. I want you there. Please you can be there to give me moral support”, he sighs and nods his head.

  “I’ll come, but if it seems like I’m not welcome. I’ll leave” I smile and settle back in the seat for the rest of the drive.

  “So where are we going to first?” Tyler asks after we park the car.

  “Somewhere to find a kindle” He nods and we make our way through the shops.

  “When do you next work?” I ask him as we’re walking around the shops. We find a kindle in Argos. I said to get the basic one because it’s easier to work than any of the others.

  “Tomorrow night”, he replies. I nod my head and grab his arm and drag him towards the Ann Summers shop.

  He groans and tries to slow down.

  “The quicker we do this. The quicker we can have something to eat” He narrows his eyes at me and starts walking at a normal pace.

  We walk in to the shop and I see they have a sale on.

  “Ah! a sale” I practically squeal in delight.

  I walk over to the corsets and look through them. I see a red and black one in my size and hang it on my finger. I find the matching thong and grab that too. I pick up a pair of stockings too.

  “Tyler can you get me a basket. There are loads in here I like” I look up and see he’s scowling at me.

  “What?” I ask confused.

  “Who the fuck are you going to wear that for?” he asks harshly. I stare at him in shock.

  “Myself. Can’t I buy myself nice things?” I narrow my eyes at him. I roll my eyes and brush past him.

  “Where are you going?” he asks.

  “To get a basket is that ok with you?” this is always going to be a problem. He can’t have me so no one else can. I wouldn’t be so happy if he was in my shoes and I know it’s hypocritical but I don’t care.

  Well if he’s going to be an arse. So am I!

  I put the items I’ve already picked out in the basket and go back to the sale rack. I find a lacy bra and knickers set with purple bows on. I put that in the basket too.

  I look over and see the outfits, I smile and walk over. I can hear Tyler walking behind me.

  “You’re doing this purposely aren’t you?” He growls in my ear. I look over my shoulder with my innocent eyes.

  “I’m not sure I know what you mean” I turn my head back and pick out an army camouflage outfit. I get my size and put it in the basket.

  Next are the toys my favourite.

  I browse the toys, nothing jumps out at me at first but then I see the best seller. I can see why it is. It looks great! It’s the new rampant rabbit. The cock part of it is clear. You can see little metal balls underneath the silicone.

  I pick it up and turn it on. The ears start buzzing. I press the button again and the little metal balls start moving around in circles. I wrap my hand round it to feel them moving.

  Oh yeah. This would feel good. I press the button again and it goes faster.

  I read the description. It has 7 different settings! And it achieves level 3 orgasms. I didn’t know they had levels but I’ll give it a whirl. I turn it off and put it back on the little holder. I pick up the box and put that in the basket too.

  I can’t wait to try it out. I look over at Tyler and see he’s glaring at me again but I can see he’s obviously horny too. I smirk and walk over to pay for it all. I must admit I sway my hips a little more than necessary.

  Once everything is in bags and I’ve paid we walk out the shop. I look over at Tyler.

  “What is your problem?”

  “I’ve just spent the last 20 minutes watching you pick out underwear that I’m never going to see and a toy that you’re going to get yourself off with”, he practically growls at me “and I could really use that break now. Watching you play with that toy and seeing the look on your face”

  I smile and turn to face him properly.

  “It has 7 different settings and it achieves level 3 orgasms!” I say in an excited tone. I’m so happy with it I could really jump up and down clapping my hands.

  He glares again.

  “Now who’s the one always glaring? Role reversal this is” His eyes soften a little.

  “Ahh, is that a smile I see coming out?” I ask with a huge grin on my face. His lips twitch again. “I think it is!” I chuckle. He can’t hide the smile this time.

  “How about that food” I say. “Where will it be?” I link my arm through his and lean my head against the top of he’s arm.

  “Nothing with pasta if we’re having spaghetti bolognese”, he says.

  “Good thinking Batman! Nando’s it is!” I start marching towards there.

  “You have a serious obsession with Batman don’t you?” he starts laughing.

  “Of course” I wink at him.

  We arrive at Nando’s and they seat us quite quickly. It’s not really busy but it wouldn’t be at 11. We should be out before the lunchtime rush.

  We look at the menu, I put mine down. Pointless me looking on there I already know what I’m going to have.

  “What are you having?” I ask Tyler.

  “Chicken and chips with a roll thing” I smile.

  “What about you?”

  “The same” I smile again.

  “You ready to order?”

  I nod we stand up and walk over to the counter to order. Once we’ve ordered we get our drinks and walk back over to the table. I wasn’t allowed to pay much to my own displeasure he wouldn’t even let me go halves.

  “So how was your Monday and Tuesday?” I ask when we’re settled at the table again.

  “You make it sound like we haven’t been talking in that time”, he smiles. His little dimples pop out. I shrug my shoulder.

  “Trying to make conversation”

  “Ok, let’s try another topic. How about the new stuff I just bought?” his dark eyes darken even more.

  “How about no” I laugh softly.

  “Ok we will go on a more, safer topic. When is your mum’s birthday?” He relaxes with the mention of his mum.

  “Friday she’s going to love the kindle and the case” he beams. You can hear the love he has for his mum in his voice.

  “Thank you for coming with me today, I really appreciate it” I smile.

  “That’s what friends are for” His smile falter’s for a second then he pastes a fake smile in its place.

  ****

  “You can wait outside the restaurant if you want? I’m just going to the toilet then I’ll be out” Tyler agrees and walks out the door.

  I walk in the bathroom and take care of business. I come out of the stall and see Georgina leaning up against the sinks with her arms crossed in front of her.

  “What can I do for you?” I ask pushing her out the way so I can wash my hands.

  “Why are you still sniffing around my fiancée?” she sneers. Seriously!

  “He’s my friend but it’s not like its anything to do with you. And he isn’t your ‘fiancé’ by choice, but he sure as hell is my friend by choice”, she glares at me.

  “Well, keep your skanky hands off my man”

  Skanky hands, her man, I nearly laugh in her face.

  “I don’t think you’re really in the position to threaten me, you’re cornered in by a wall and a sink and I’m closer to the door” I see her physically stiffen.

  “And I’ve heard all about how Tyler is only ‘engaged’ to you because you’re forcing him too. Are you really that desperate?”

  “I don’t give a shit what he told you. He’s mine!” her voice seems to be getting higher pitched. Jesus, if she goes any higher she will sound like one of the chipmunks on helium.

  “If he was yours why is he always around me and texting me?” she balls her hands up in to fists. I lift my chin up in defiance. Bring it on bitch.

  “Because you won’t let him go he was fine with me till you came along”

  “Fin
e with you, you’re threatening his family! How low can you get?” she takes a step towards me. I stand my ground and don’t move.

  “Well we will be getting married in a month’s time. So you better back the fuck off. Or it won’t just be his family getting hurt”

  “You’re not doing well with the listening are you. He’s my friend and last time I checked he was a full grown man he can make his own damn choices; just like it should be his choice if he wants to marry a dog, never knew it became legal here” I smirk. She lets out a high pitch scream and lunges for me. She grabs hold of my hair and tries to rip a chunk out. I grunt. That shit hurts like a bitch!

  I grab hold of hers and yank and end up having a hand full of hair. Fucking extensions I drop them on the floor, she screams and tries to hit me but I duck at the last minute and she ends up punching the wall. I hear a crunch and she wails out.

  “You fucking bitch! You wait!” her grip loosens in my hair and I pull out of her grasp.

  I grab her arm with the injured hand and twist it behind her. Her face is pushed up against the tiles on the wall. I lean in so I can talk in her ear.

  “Listen up bitch. I don’t give a shit if you’re ‘engaged’ to Tyler. He is my friend and he will be till whenever we want to. It isn’t even a real engagement. You’re just some desperate whore trying to marry something you know that you can’t have. As soon as your poor excuse of engagement comes to an end I will be with Tyler. Got it?”

  “Not likely. Like I said we are getting married in a month, so you better start looking for a new man to hang around. Tyler may not be in a proper engagement but I will get him to sleep with me on our wedding night so it can’t even be annulled”, she sneers. Her words hit me like a slap in the face but I don’t let it show. I pull her arm a little more. She winces.

  I hear shuffling outside and I let her go. She pulls away from the wall and I see a print of orange left on the wall.

  “You’ve left some of your face on the wall, bitch” I go to walk around her when she puts her hand on my arm.

  I look down at her hand in disgust.

  “You’re nothing but a home wrecking bitch, sleeping with someone who is engaged”, she sneers.

  “1: he has to have a home for me to be a home wrecking bitch. He does but it’s just not with you. And 2: I haven’t slept with Tyler. I’m not some desperate bitch like you” I shrug her hand off my arm and walk out the bathroom with false courage.