Liberating Atlantis

by Harry Turtledove

  That did happen. Newton knew as much. He also knew something else: “What about the ones who don’t? There are plenty of them, too.”

  Stafford waved that aside. “From now on, I can see broken-down copperskins begging in the streets and dying in the gutter. Too many slaves can’t make a living unless somebody tells them what to do.”

  “How do you know? How does anyone know?” Newton said. “They deserve a chance, just like everybody else.”

  “You’ll find out. And when they do start starving, do you know what will happen? They’ll blame us for turning them loose,” Stafford said.

  That didn’t sound as improbable as Leland Newton would have wished. All the same, he said, “Freedom isn’t easy for every white man, either. But how many whites do you know who want to be slaves?”

  “You make everything sound so simple,” Stafford said. “It won’t be. You wait and see—it won’t.”

  “So what?” Newton said. “We’ve got to start somewhere, unless we go back to the war. Can we do that?” To his vast relief, Stafford shook his head.

  XXII

  Jeremiah Stafford was drunk. Even though Slug Hollow had that miserable wreck of a tavern, the place no longer held spirits or wine or beer. The insurrectionists—or maybe the locals, as they decamped—had made off with its stock in trade. Such impediments did not stop a determined man. Stafford had paid a cavalry sergeant half an eagle for a jug of barrel-tree rum, and proceeded to get outside of as much of it as he could.

  It was harsh stuff. It burned all the way down. He would feel like death come morning, or maybe a little worse than that. Right this minute, he didn’t care.

  He did care that the cheap, fierce rum wasn’t doing what he wanted it to do. Like so many men, he drank to forget. But he still remembered. The more he poured down, the more sharply he seemed to remember, too.

  He’d told Leland Newton the slaves would have to be free. Worse, he’d been cold sober when he did it. I can take it back, he thought. Newton would never be able to prove the words had come out of his mouth. Prove it or not, though, they would both know. And it was true. It might be loathsome—it was loathsome! sweet Jesus, was it loathsome!—but it was true.

  “They’ll kill me,” he mumbled as he staggered through Slug Hollow’s narrow, fern-choked streets. “They’ll murder me.” No one had ever murdered a Consul of the United States of Atlantis. No one had even tried to assassinate one. There’d been brawls on the Senator floor, but that wasn’t the same thing. No, not even close.

  Of course, no Consul of the USA had ever tried to tell half his country that it couldn’t go on the way it had for the past two hundred years and more. If—no, when—Stafford tried to do that, how many people would start loading their muskets?

  How many people lived south of the Stour? How many of them weren’t Negroes or copperskins? Stafford laughed raucously. An easy calculation, even for a drunk man: enough to make pretty sure one of them would get him. You couldn’t stop a determined man. Stafford laughed some more. Frederick Radcliff, damn his black hide and blacker heart, sure had proved that.

  “Radcliffs!” Stafford muttered. “Radcliffes!” He pronounced the e the second time. He laughed some more. He was part Radcliff himself. So was Newton. Few prominent people in Atlantis weren’t. Few indeed—no matter what color they were!

  Why couldn’t Victor Radcliff have kept it in his trousers? Stafford took it out of his trousers and watered some of the ferns that had sprung up since Slug Hollow was abandoned. Or maybe the ferns had been here all along—in a pisspot hole in the ground like this one, who could say for sure? Come to that, who cared?

  A big green katydid, long as one of his fingers, hopped away and disappeared under a rotting board. This was the back of beyond, all right. In most towns, mice and rats had supplanted the native Atlantean bugs. Not here, not yet. Maybe not for a long time, either. By all the signs, Slug Hollow was going back to the wilderness from which it had sprung.

  Stafford veered around a corner. He stopped short—so short that he almost fell over. Someone else was promenading through the streets of Slug Hollow. The nerve of the fellow!

  A second look told the Consul promenading wasn’t the right word. The other man listed like a ship on a windswept sea. He was as drunk as Stafford was. He might have been drunker, if such a thing was possible.

  Evidently it was, because he needed longer to notice Stafford than Stafford had to notice him. When he did, a sozzled grin slowly spread across his copperskinned face. “What are you doing here, you shun—son—of a bitch?” he asked.

  “I could ashk—ask—you the same question, Lorenzo,” Stafford said.

  “I can come here,” the insurrectionists’ war leader replied. “Slug Hollow isn’t yours.”

  “It isn’t yours, either,” Stafford said. “It doesn’t belong to anybody any more.”

  Lorenzo’s grin got wider. “Who’d want it?” He pulled a small, flat bottle from the waistband of his trousers. “Have a snort?”

  “Take one of mine.” Stafford held out the larger jug he was carrying. Each man drank from the other’s liquor. Lorenzo’s bottle held whisky every bit as raw and snarling as Stafford’s rum.

  “Whoosh!” Lorenzo wiped his mouth on his sleeve. “That’s fine stuff!” He had to be drunk as a lord to say such a thing. Stafford at least knew he was drinking slop. It didn’t stop him, or even slow him down, but he knew it.

  I could kill him, Stafford thought. Lorenzo wouldn’t expect a sudden attack. But what good would it do? The rebels would only find someone else, and the new man might prove smarter.

  And Stafford realized the copperskin was eyeing him in a peculiar and unpleasant way. “I could cut your heart out like I was butchering a shoat,” Lorenzo said.

  “You could try,” Stafford said, trying to steady his feet under him.

  “Ahh, what’s the use?” Lorenzo said. “You bastards might find somebody who really knows what he’s doing.”

  That set Stafford laughing. “I was thinking the same thing about you,” he said.

  “Well, fuck you, then!” the copperskin exclaimed. A couple of seconds later, he started laughing again, too. “You son of a bitch. God damn me to hell and gone if we ain’t pretty much alike after all.”

  “Fuck you!” Stafford said—what could be more offensive than hearing you were like a rebel slave?

  But what if it was true? They were both drunker than a leader had any business getting. Their thoughts had been running down the same track, as if in lockstep. Maybe copperskin chiefs in Terranova and black kinglets in Africa had to worry about the same kinds of things as white Consuls and emperors in Atlantis and Europe. And, when they worried about them, maybe they came up with the same kinds of answers. If they did . . .

  “Sweet, suffering Jesus,” Stafford whispered. If that was true, maybe—just maybe—liberating the slaves in Atlantis wouldn’t be the catastrophe he’d always dreaded. Which didn’t mean it wouldn’t turn into some other catastrophe. And which also didn’t mean he could convince the rest of the whites south of the Stour that it wouldn’t be exactly the catastrophe they’d always feared.

  But it did mean he would have to try.

  White men always said copperskins drank like fish. Frederick Radcliff knew he had good reason to distrust anything white men said about the people they’d enslaved. That didn’t mean he hadn’t seen the same thing: not from every copperskin he’d known, and not all the time, but from a good many, and more often than from Negroes or whites.

  He couldn’t remember when he’d seen anyone of any color worse for wear than Lorenzo was now. The copperskin’s hands trembled. The whites of his eyes were almost as yellow as egg yolks. Like fertile egg yolks, they were tracked with red. Even inside Frederick’s tent, Lorenzo squinted as if the dim light were much too bright. He spoke in something close to a whisper—the sound of his own voice seemed enough to hurt his ears. He moved very carefully, as though pieces might break off if he bumped into anything.


  “Hell of a spree,” Frederick remarked, his tone as neutral as he could make it.

  “And so?” Lorenzo replied. Frederick had never heard a whispered snarl before.

  “You be able to talk to the white folks when we start dickering again?” Frederick asked. That was the only question that counted.

  Lorenzo gave back the ghost of a grin. “Yes, Mother.”

  “Ahhh . . .” Frederick made a disgusted noise, down deep in his throat. No matter what Lorenzo thought, he did need to know such things.

  But the copperskin went on, “Matter of fact, I’ve been talkin’ with ’em while I was drunk.”

  “What? With one of their soldiers in Slug Hollow?” Frederick was glad his marshal felt like talking with a white man instead of trying to murder him. Even drunk, Lorenzo was much too likely to succeed. And if he did, that was much too likely to touch the fighting off again.

  Lorenzo shook his head, then winced: sure as the devil, moving anything must have hurt. “Nah,” he said. “With one of the big fellas—that Stafford asswipe.”

  “You . . . talked with . . . Jeremiah Stafford?” Disbelief clogged the way Frederick’s words came out. The Negro couldn’t imagine why the war leader hadn’t hurled himself at the southern Consul’s throat.

  No matter what Frederick couldn’t imagine, Lorenzo nodded . . . gingerly. “Sure did,” he said. “He was as toasted as I was, pretty near. Had some rum that’d strip the paint off a wall in nothin’ flat.” He smacked his lips, remembering.

  “How about that?” Frederick said. Along with Isn’t that interesting? , it was one of the handful of phrases that wouldn’t land anybody in trouble. A plantation owner’s black butler often found a use for phrases like that.

  “Yeah. How about that?” In Lorenzo’s mouth, by contrast, the phrase became one of wonder. “You know something else? He ain’t such a bad fellow.”

  “How about that?” Frederick repeated. Now wonder filled his voice, too. Lorenzo couldn’t have surprised him more if he’d said that Jeremiah Stafford was really a woman under his clothes.

  “It’s a fact. Damned if it ain’t,” the copperskin declared.

  It was no such thing. It was what Lorenzo thought right this minute. Frederick understood the difference, whether Lorenzo did or not. What Frederick didn’t come within miles of understanding was why Lorenzo thought so right this minute. Since he didn’t, he asked him.

  “Why? I’ll tell you why—on account of him and me, we think the same way,” Lorenzo answered.

  If that wasn’t a judgment on the copperskin, what would be? Frederick had no idea. “How do you mean?” he inquired.

  “Well, I’ll tell you—it was like this,” Lorenzo said. “When I seen him, first thing I thought was I ought to murder this stinking shithead.”

  “I believe that,” Frederick said. It was almost the first thing Lorenzo’d said that he did believe.

  “And you know what?” the war leader continued. “First thing he thought was I should murder this God-damned copperskin.”

  “I believe that, too,” Frederick said. As far as he could see, the only reason Consul Stafford didn’t want to murder every Negro and copperskin in the USA was that, if he did, nobody would be left to do the hard, sweaty work white folks didn’t care to do for themselves. Stafford scared him more than any of his other opponents. He asked, “Why didn’t you try? Why didn’t he try?” If they were both falling-down drunk, what could possibly have held them back?

  Lorenzo proceeded to tell him: “I didn’t, on account of I was worried that, if I just left him there dead, the white bastards were liable to come up with somebody who’s smarter and meaner.”

  “Mm,” Frederick said—even How about that? wouldn’t do. Stretching his mind, he could imagine the whites coming up with somebody smarter than Stafford, though the Consul from Cosquer was nobody’s fool. But meaner? Frederick didn’t think such a thing was possible. He hoped it wasn’t.

  “And do you know what?” Lorenzo said. “Do you know?”

  “No. What?” Frederick said.

  “He told me the only reason he didn’t go for me was because he was afraid we’d find somebody better. Is that funny, or is that funny?”

  “That’s funny, all right,” Frederick agreed, though he didn’t feel like laughing. Could he replace Lorenzo at need? If something happened to the copperskin, he’d have to try. Would any other insurrectionist make as good a general? Frederick Radcliff feared the answer was no.

  “He gave me some of his rum to drink, and I gave him some of the tanglefoot I had.” Lorenzo shook his head again: small motions this time, ones that might not hurt so much. “I was a fool to mix ’em. My damned head wouldn’t want to fall off so bad if I stuck to whiskey.”

  “You drink enough of it, and it’ll get to you any which way,” Frederick said.

  “Well, yeah, but . . .” Lorenzo sighed. “You know what I want now? I want the scale of the snake that bit me, that’s what. Got any?”

  “Not in here,” Frederick said.

  “I’m gonna go get me some, then.” Lorenzo turned back toward the tent flap.

  “Take it easy this time,” Frederick warned.

  “Yes, Mother,” the copperskin said once more. He added, “I pour down that much shit two days in a row, I’m liable to wake up dead tomorrow morning.”

  “Doesn’t stop some people,” Frederick said. More than a few of the people it didn’t stop were copperskins.

  But Lorenzo said, “I bet Stafford’s lookin’ for the scale of the snake right now, too. Like I say, he’s quite a fella.” Away he went, muttering a low-voiced curse at the bright sunshine outside.

  “Quite a fella,” Frederick echoed. He wished he did have something strong inside the tent now. He didn’t feel like getting drunk, but he sure could have used a knock.

  Things were going better than Leland Newton had dreamt they could. His colleague from Cosquer had stuck to his agreement that the slaves in the USA would have to be freed. Newton hadn’t really expected that. He knew Stafford had got head-over-heels drunk after agreeing, but he hadn’t thought even getting drunk would make him go on.

  Go on Stafford did, though. Something might have happened while he was drunk. If it had, the Consul from Cosquer didn’t want to talk about it. Newton had probed a couple of times, as discreetly as he knew how. He wasn’t discreet enough. Stafford rebuffed every query.

  Newton did notice Stafford and Lorenzo the copperskin eyeing each other whenever the two sides met in the tumbledown tavern. They still differed, often loudly, but they didn’t seem ready—no, eager—to go at each other with knives any more. Newton asked Stafford about that, too.

  “Oh, he’s a rotten copperskin, but he’s not such a bad fellow,” the other Consul answered.

  “You never said anything like that before,” Newton observed.

  Stafford only shrugged. “If we’re going to make this work, we need to make it work,” he replied, and Newton couldn’t very well quarrel with that.

  Agreeing that Negroes and copperskins needed to be free turned out to be the easy part of the bargain. Agreeing on what that freedom meant and how far it should stretch proved much harder.

  Frederick Radcliff knew what he wanted. “If we’re gonna be equal, we gotta be equal,” he said, over and over again. “Anything a white man can do, a black man or a copperskin has to be able to do. If you can vote, we can vote. If you can make contracts, we can make contracts. If you go to school, we go to school with you. We especially need to go to school, on account of you people wouldn’t let us do that for so long.”

  That especially made Consul Stafford stir. “If you want to be equal, you shouldn’t get to claim you especially deserve to do something.”

  Radcliff looked back at him. “Haven’t you been saying we especially can’t marry white folks?”

  Stafford turned red. “Miscegenation is contrary to nature.”

  “Who told you?” the leader of the insurrection retorted.
“Sure never bothers white men when they feel like laying colored women. If you don’t believe me, you oughta ask my grandfather.”

  That made Stafford turn redder. “There’s a difference,” he mumbled.

  “How come?” Lorenzo asked him. “Miscegenation either way, ain’t it? Don’t matter whether a white man sticks it in or a white woman gets it stuck into her.”

  “You are crude, sir,” Newton told him. His own ears felt as if they were on fire—he wasn’t used to such blunt talk.

  “Fucking is crude,” Lorenzo answered. “Don’t need fancy clothes to do it in. Hell, clothes just get in the way.”

  Newton did his best to turn the subject: “Maybe we can make a bargain. If you give up the right to intermarry, we can consider granting you preferential access to schooling.”

  “Yes. That might be possible.” Stafford almost fell over himself agreeing. He didn’t like the idea of educated Negroes and copperskins in the USA. But he liked the idea of their walking down the aisle with white women even less. That was what politics was all about: yielding something you didn’t care for so you wouldn’t have to accept something you really couldn’t stand.

  The proposition made Frederick Radcliff and Lorenzo hesitate, anyhow. They put their heads together and argued in low voices. At last, Radcliff said, “Let’s talk some more in the mornin’, if that’s all right by you. We got to take this back to our people, see how they feel about it.”

  “Fair enough,” Newton said before Stafford could respond. The other Consul didn’t object. Newton hadn’t thought he would: Stafford might recognize the need for these bargaining sessions, but that didn’t mean he cared for them.

  After Radcliff and Lorenzo had left, Stafford turned to Newton and asked, “How would you like your sister or your daughter marrying a nigger?”

  “I wouldn’t like it much,” Newton answered honestly. “I don’t think any of the women would like the notion very much, either. I doubt whether many white women would. That’s why I hope the insurrectionists will give up their claim to intermarriage in exchange for schooling.”