The Mammoth Book Of Warriors and Wizardry (The Mammoth Book Series)

by Sean Wallace

  “Laurel?” he whispered.

  “I told you,” she said, tossing her head and pawing at the earth with her hoof. “You won’t be alone. We’re in this together.”

  He took a step back, shaking his head weakly, the tip of his massive sword dragging in the snow. “No,” he said.

  She came forward, twitching water from her tail, her eyes fixed on Russell. When she was close enough, she reached out and butted him gently with her head. He stroked her velvety soft nose. Pulling back her lips, she exposed fearsome sharp teeth. Gripping his parka, she dragged him forward a few steps, toward the river’s edge. Then knelt, to make it easier for Russell to climb on.

  Russell looked back at Roy, hoping for direction. Roy sat in the snow, his tail beating on the ground, his red-coal eyes fixed on Russell.

  “Is this it, Roy?” Russell asked. “Is this how it all ends?”

  Roy said nothing.

  “I can’t believe I’m asking advice from a dog I’ve only just met,” Russell muttered.

  He looked back at his crib under the railroad bridge, the meager campsite he’d defended like a junkyard dog, knowing it was the best he could hope for. He could stay here, and eke out a living, dumpster-diving and haunting the soup kitchens. He could go back to the world and start taking his medicine again. Or he could do this thing. He could be a warrior, one more time. It was the one thing – the only thing – he’d ever wanted to be.

  Laurel had her head twisted around, looking at him.

  “Where is everyone?” Russell asked.

  “They’re down in the harbor, waiting for you.”

  “You said you had a plan?” Russell said.

  “The nixies will lure her inside the breakwall,” Laurel said. “That will prevent her from taking advantage of the sturgeon’s speed. We can either run her aground or trap her against the breakwall. Then it’s up to you.”

  It’s up to you, MacNeely. Somebody has to take out that gunner or we’ll never get out of here.

  Russell picked up the helm and slid it on to his head, strapped the baldric on to his back, and slid the sword into it. He retrieved his shield and strode to the kelpie’s side. Swinging his leg over, he twined his fingers into her mane. “Let’s do this thing,” he said.

  The next thing he knew, they were flying over the concrete barrier at the water’s edge and plunging into the icy river. It was a good thing he was holding on tight, or he would’ve been pitched right off. The water was just as cold as Russell expected, but Laurel gave off heat like a furnace, warming his entire body. He could feel her muscles under him, extending and bunching, extending and bunching as she swam with the current, following the switchbacks of the crooked river toward the lake. The shoreline blurred by, faster than Russell could focus. Fleetingly, he wondered whether Laurel was in a hurry to act before he had second thoughts.

  They swept under the Shoreway, under another railroad bridge, past Wendy Park on their left-hand side.

  They burst out of the mouth of the river like a log out of a chute. At that point the wind hit them, a furious pounding from the northwest, whipping up whitecaps even within the breakwall. Laurel kept swimming, angling across the flow of water to a spot just inside and to the east of the passage through the break into the greater lake. There she hovered, constantly swimming just to keep from being swept out into the lake.

  “We’ll wait here,” Laurel shouted, but Russell could barely hear her over the howling of the wind and the thunder of the waves crashing over the wall.

  Just beyond the wall, the lake water seethed with swimming bodies – nixies and grindylows, water-sprites, and selkies. This was the bait that was meant to lure the storm hag.

  She was on her way, if the weather was any indication. Sleet hissed into the water all around them, found its way under Russell’s collar, and bit into his face like a thousand tiny knives. If not for Laurel between his knees, he’d be frozen solid already. Swiping ice from his lashes, he peered into the distance, where the black horizon melted into the turbulent lake.

  Then he saw it, something that looked like a massive tidal wave heading for the breakwall, higher than any other wave. Ahead of it, magical creatures peeled off to either side, desperate to escape.

  “Is that something?” he asked Laurel.

  “That’s her,” she said, and dove.

  Russell clung desperately to her back, squeezing his eyes tightly shut. Pressure built in his ears until it seems like they might pop. He held his breath as long as he could, then tried to let go, so he could kick his way to the surface. He stuck to her back like a burr on Velcro, unable to free himself. He breathed in – he couldn’t help it – and to his surprise, it was fine. He reached up to his neck and found gills there – deep slits on either side. He was breathing underwater.

  That’s when he knew he was having some kind of a major breakdown.

  When you see things, MacNeely, what do you see?

  Russell’s head broke the surface, and then Laurel’s, and he saw she’d come up just inside the breakwall. Russell turned to look just as the storm hag burst through the passage from the lake, driving a cryptozoological menagerie before her.

  Russell gaped at Jenny Greenteeth, pawing through his mental thesaurus of words for huge. Like colossal. Humongous. Statuesque. Immense. She was as tall as the thunderclouds piling up behind her, and she rode a fish the size of a freight train.

  Her skin was the color of verdigris, like copper after years of exposure to seawater and sunlight. Her hair was chartreuse, with jewels, shells, pearls, and other glitterbits woven into it. She wore what looked like a fortune in bling – pearls, diamonds, opals, and other gemstones roped around her neck. She controlled her steed with reins that looked to be made of moray eels.

  Her eyes were the mustard yellow of a sulfur spring, her teeth grass-green, and she wore a kind of armor made of brass plates.

  “Shipbuilder’s plaques,” Laurel explained. “One for each ship she’s foundered.”

  “Shit,” Russell said, looking down at his puny shield, then back up at his opponent. And laughed. “She’s colossal. We’re totally fucked.”

  “Courage, Russell,” Laurel said.

  The sturgeon surged forward, plowing into the school of fleeing lake creatures, magical and not. The storm hag sluiced her fingers through the water on either side, straining them out. She crammed fistfuls of nixies, kelpies, carp, and walleye indiscriminately into her mouth.

  Even astride the fish, she towered over buildings on the shore.

  And then, she began to sing.

  Come into the water, love,

  Dance beneath the waves,

  Where dwell the bones of sailor lads

  Inside my saffron caves.

  “What’s that all about?” Russell asked.

  “It’s her thing,” Laurel said briskly. “Kind of a tradition. She likes to sing before a kill. The others are going to draw her this way, into the closed end of the breakwall, so she’s trapped. Then we’re going in. Just be careful – her claws are deadly poisonous.”

  “Now I’m worried,” Russell said, grinning. What the hell did he have to lose?

  That MacNeely? He’s crazy brave.

  There was a time when being crazy served a soldier well.

  The surviving decoys made a sharp right turn past where Laurel and Russell lurked, making speed toward a small opening in the breakwall at the west end – too small for the sturgeon to fit through. When Jenny saw where they were headed, she yanked her reins hard right, digging in spurs made of oyster shells. She lashed her mount with a small whip, screeching, “Don’t let them get away!”

  Like a lake freighter, the sturgeon made a wide turn to follow, its wake slopping over the shoreline like water sloshing out of a bathtub. It put on speed, blood staining the water from the wounds in its sides. It reached the breakwall at ramming speed just as the last of their quarry slipped through the hole. The sturgeon slammed into the opening, ramming halfway through, and then stuck there,
its tail flailing, sending tidal waves on to the shore.

  Outside the breakwall, the nixies cheered.

  But Jenny Greenteeth wasn’t done yet. Howling in fury, she stood astride the breakwall like a colossus at the gate. Truth be told, Russell thought she might indeed be a little bigger than she started out.

  “Russell,” Laurel said. “I think it might be time to draw your sword.”

  “Not yet,” he said, leaning forward to whisper into Laurel’s ear. “I’m going to need both hands. Bring me in close to the fish,” he said.

  “He’ll smash you against the rocks,” Laurel protested, swimming closer just the same. They followed the breakwall in, avoiding the lashing tail, until they were all but bumping up against the sturgeon’s side. The eel reins were dangling in arm’s reach. Russell gripped the reins and ran up the slippery side of the fish, coming up underneath Jenny’s position on the wall.

  Russell reached over his shoulder, gripped the dragon hilt of the sword, and pulled it, hissing, from its baldric. It was all he could do to hold the blade steady with his trembling arms. Balancing lightly atop the sturgeon, he slashed into the storm hag’s ankle with a two-handed swing. Then slid down, flattening himself against the sturgeon’s side, pressing his face into its leathery skin, clinging to the eel harness as if his life depended on it. Which it did.

  Jenny screamed, a scream that could have been heard in Canada. Crouching, she scanned the area around her feet for the culprit.

  “Hey! Greenteeth!” Laurel shouted. “Over here!”

  Turning, she spotted Laurel, hovering between the sturgeon’s tail and the wall. Flopping down on the sturgeon’s back, she reached for Laurel while the kelpie swam furiously for open water. Seizing hold of the water horse, Jenny lifted her, dripping, while Laurel struggled in the hag’s massive hand, shifting from horse to girl to slippery fish.

  “What’s this?” Jenny snarled. “Did you sting me?”

  Russell ran lightly up the hag’s spine, using the braids in her hair to climb to the top of her head.

  He stood there, sword in hand, and his eyes met Laurel’s. She nodded, once, then sank her razor teeth into Jenny’s fleshy palm. Enraged, the storm hag flung Laurel away. The kelpie landed, broken, on the rocks of the shoreline and lay there without moving.

  Russell rappelled down the front of the hag’s face. Bracing his feet on either side of her nose, a hair’s breadth above her gaping mouth, he plunged his sword into one of her sulphur-pool eyes.

  The storm hag exploded, covering Russell head to toe with yellow goo and launching him far out into the lake. He hit the water hard and sank, a helpless bag of broken bones in the churning waves. Drowning’s not a bad way to go, he said to himself as he spiraled down.

  Then multiple hands were supporting him, lifting him back toward the surface. He saw it coming toward him, so brilliant it hurt his eyes, and then his face broke through, into the sunlight.

  Incredibly, the storm was over, the waters lapping calmly against the breakwall, the sky that brilliant blue that sometimes happens on rare days in autumn.

  “Laurel,” Russell gasped. “Where’s Laurel?”

  “Don’t worry,” the nixies said. “You go together.”

  “Good,” Russell said. And closed his eyes.

  An honor guard of six nixies laid the two warriors side by side in a small boat filled with water lilies and sea glass and some of the sea hag’s ropes of pearls, since she wouldn’t be using them anymore.

  Followed by a retinue of nixies and grindylows and shellycoats and water dragons and brook horses, they towed the boat far out into the lake, to a place where the sunlit waves glittered all the way to the horizons. The mourners commenced to diving, bringing up pebbles and stones from the bottom of the lake and piling them into the boat until it sank beneath the surface.

  The nixies scattered flowers over the warriors’ watery grave and chanted,

  I will always place the mission first.

  I will never accept defeat.

  I will never quit.

  I will never leave a fallen comrade.

  Every one of them knew that a new Lake Erie legend had been born.

  “This is it?” Margaret MacNeely ducked under the metal infrastructure of the bridge. “This is just as you found it?”

  Sergeant Watson nodded. “Yes,” she said. “Except, you know, for the personal effects we’ve already given you. The medals and like that. We were afraid somebody would take them, if we left them there.”

  There wasn’t much. A sleeping bag, left unzipped, gaping open. The charred remains of a fire. A US Army backpack.

  Margaret knelt and poked through the backpack. A few flannel shirts, socks, underwear, an extra pair of jeans. The e-reader she’d given him last Christmas, carefully protected in a plastic bag. She flicked it on, scanning through the bookshelves. They held the books she’d pre-loaded it with, nothing more. Before his four deployments, he’d been an avid reader. These days, he had trouble concentrating long enough to read a book.

  On the ground next to his sleeping bag lay some shreds of dried vegetation. It looked like seaweed.

  Margaret slid the straps of the backpack over her shoulders and returned to the riverbank. “But you didn’t find a body?”

  “Sometimes it takes months for a body to surface, especially this time of year,” Watson said. “Sometimes they never do.”

  Margaret walked along the rocky beach. “Why would he come here?” she muttered, kicking driftwood out of the way, shivering in the November wind.

  “Does he have friends in Cleveland?” Watson asked. “Has he ever been here before?”

  Margaret shook her head. “Not that I know of. But, I guess it’s possible. I haven’t seen much of him since his discharge from the service.” Looking down the shoreline to the west, she saw a small flotilla of boats bobbing just inside the breakwall. And more people on the wall itself.

  “What’s going on over there?” she said.

  Watson rolled her eyes. “This giant fish got caught in the passage there. The biggest lake sturgeon anyone has ever seen. So there’s a lot of talk about sea monsters and like that. Weekly World News has been and gone. If you ask me, it’s a big stinky mess. I’m just glad they didn’t give me the cleanup job.”

  Just then, Margaret noticed something caught in the rocks by her feet. Reaching down, she pulled it free.

  It was a necklace made of freshwater mussel shells. Bits of rotting flowers fell away as she lifted it.

  “What did you find?”

  “Looks like somebody dropped a necklace,” Margaret said. She sighed, and blotted away tears with the backs of her hand. “I appreciate your bringing me down here and all,” she said. “It just helps to see where my father died.”

  “I’m glad to do it, ma’am. See, I was in the military myself.” He paused. “They said he won the Silver Star.”

  “Yes. He did,” Margaret said, her voice low and bitter. “And the Distinguished Service Cross.”

  “That’s something.”

  “Yes,” Margaret said. “That’s something. Being a soldier was everything to him.”

  Pulling out the bag of effects they’d given her at the station house, she surfaced the velvet case that contained her father’s medals. Lifting the Distinguished Service Cross from its nest, she weighed it on her palm.

  “Ma’am?” Watson put her hand on Margaret’s arm. “What are you doing?”

  “I’m going to give it back to him,” Margaret said. Cocking back her arm, she threw it. It flew in a high arc over the lake, glittering like a meteor in the sun until it disappeared into the waves.

  THE MAGICIAN AND THE MAID AND OTHER STORIES

  Christie Yant

  She called herself Audra, though that wasn’t her real name; he called himself Miles, but she suspected it wasn’t his, either.

  She was young (how young she would not say), beautiful (or so her Emil had told her), and she had a keen interest in stories. Miles was old, tatto
oed, perverted, and often mean, but he knew stories that no one else knew, and she was certain that he was the only one who could help her get back home.

  She found him among the artists, makers, and deviants. They called him Uncle, and spoke of him sometimes with loathing, sometimes respect, but almost always with a tinge of awe – a magician in a world of technicians, they did not know what to make of him.

  But Audra saw him for what he truly was.

  There once was a youth of low birth who aspired to the place of King’s Magician. The villagers scoffed, “Emil, you will do naught but mind the sheep,” but in his heart he knew that he could possess great magic.

  The hedge witches and midwives laughed at the shepherd boy who played at sorcery, but indulged his earnestness. He learned charms for love and marriage (women’s magic, but he would not be shamed by it) and for wealth and luck, but none of this satisfied him, for it brought him no nearer to the throne. For that he needed real power, and he did not know where to find it.

  He had a childhood playmate named Aurora, and as they approached adulthood Aurora grew in both beauty and cleverness. Their childhood affection turned to true love, and on her birthday they were betrothed.

  The day came when the youth knew he had learned all that he could in the nearby villages and towns. The lovers wept and declared their devotion with an exchange of humble silver rings. With a final kiss Emil left his true love behind, and set out to find the source of true power.

  It was not hard to meet him, once she understood his tastes. A tuck of her skirt, a tug at her chemise; a bright ribbon, new stockings, and dark kohl to line her eyes. She followed him to a club he frequented, where musicians played discordant arrangements and the patrons were as elaborately costumed as the performers. She walked past his booth where he smoked cigarettes and drank scotch surrounded by colorful young women and effeminate young men.