The Wiz Biz

by Rick Cook

  Fortuna!

  Behind the first came two more, and then a fourth. All of them were more than eight feet high, hairy, filthy and stinking. They wore skins and rags and carried clubs the size of Wiz’s leg.

  He threw back his arms and raised his staff. Frantically he sought a spell he could use against four trolls. The trolls stopped short, bunched up in a tight Wiz braced himself for their charge, but there was no charge. There was fear in their eyes. As one they turned and vanished into the forest.

  Wiz let out his breath in a long sigh.

  “Okay,” he called over his shoulder, keeping his eyes on the place where the trolls had disappeared, “you can come out now.”

  “Thank you, Lord,” said a small voice behind him.

  There were five of them, all formed as humans and none of them more than a foot high. One of the women had a child no longer than Wiz’s forefinger in her arms.

  As soon as they came into the open Wiz knew what they were. Moira called them Little Folk. Wiz always thought of them as brownies.

  “Thank you, Lord,” the one in the lead said again. “We owe you our lives. I am called Lannach.” He turned to his companions. “These are called Fleagh, Laoghaire, Breachean and she, Meoan.” At the mention of their names each bowed or curtsied in turn.

  “Glad I could help,” he said uncomfortably. Then he frowned. “You’re a little far from home aren’t you? I thought you always lived with humans?”

  “No more, Lord,” the little man said sadly. “Mortals will not have us.”

  “We lived in the place mortals call Leafmarsh Meadow,” Lannach explained. “We were always the friends of mortals. We helped them as best we could, especially with the animals and the household work.”

  “We asked little enough,” the small creature said. “A bowl of milk now and again. A bit of bread on Mid-Summer’s Day as a sign of respect. But now mortals have their own magic and they need us no more.”

  “Need us no more,” the little one crooned. “Need us no more. Need us no more. Need us no more.” His mother hushed him and he trailed off into babbling.

  “You mean they chased you out?” Wiz asked incredulously. Dangerous magic was one thing, but he’d never heard anyone accuse brownies of anything worse than mischief. People were supposed to be glad for the help brownies provided with the chores.

  “Chased us out?” Meoan hissed. “They kill us if they can.” The little woman was white and shaking with fury. “Look at us, Mortal! We are all that are left of the Little Folk of our village.”

  “She was handfast to one who is no more,” Lannach said. “The father of the child.”

  “They laid in wait for my Dairmuirgh,” she said. “When he came to the stable to groom their horses, they set their demon upon him and made him no more.” She was crying openly, the tears trickling down her tiny cheeks, and rocking back and forth. “Ay, they murdered him as he sought to help them.”

  Back in Silicon Valley, Wiz had known a few programmers who refused to work on weapons systems or any other kind of military job. He’d always thought that was a little peculiar. The programmer’s job was to deliver software on time, in spec and functional. It was the job of the designers and managers to worry about what would be done with it. Now he was confronted by the results of his work and those people didn’t seem peculiar at all.

  “Oh shit Look, I’m really sorry.” He stopped. “I’m, well, I’m responsible in a way,” he confessed miserably. “It was my spell they took and hacked up to make that thing.”

  “We know,” Lannach said. “We also heard what happened when that bitch from the village destroyed the Stone.” He placed a tiny hand on Wiz’s forearm. “Lord, you cannot be responsible for the uses mortals choose to make of your magic.”

  That made him feel even worse. “Thanks, Lannach. Where will you go now?”

  The brownie shrugged. “We do not know. Unlike dryads and some other creatures, we are not tied to one place. But it was our home.” He looked up and his limpid brown eyes gazed into Wiz’s. “It is hard to lose the place which has been your home for so long.”

  “I know,” Wiz said miserably, thinking of smoggy sunsets over Silicon Valley.

  “We would not leave even now save for the little one,” he nodded to Meoan’s baby. “He must be protected.”

  Wiz understood. Children were rare among the manlike immortals. An infant was a cause for great rejoicing and such children, as there were, were carefully protected. The adults might be willing to stay and the in a place they loved, but they would not risk the baby.

  “Lord,” said the little man tentatively, “Lord, could we impose upon you further and travel with you?”

  “I’m not really sure where I’m going.”

  The brownie shrugged. “Neither are we, Lord.”

  The Wild Wood was still a tangle of ancient forest that abounded with dangerous magic, but Wiz wasn’t afraid. His own magic was potent and very frankly he wasn’t sure how much he cared.

  “Sure,” he said, “come on.”

  They spent the rest of the morning travelling. In spite of their size, the brownies moved quickly and had no trouble keeping up with Wiz. They found berries to eat along the way and once the brownies located a tree bearing small wild plums, just going ripe.

  It was shortly after noon when they topped a rise and looked down into the heavily forested valley beyond. Six or eight thin curls of smoke arose from scattered locations on the valley’s floor and merged to form a thin haze over the whole valley.

  Wiz remembered the last time he had come into the Wild Wood. The forest valleys had been an unbroken sea of green. Mortals were not welcome in the Wild Wood and the few who came were not gently treated.

  “I didn’t know there were so many people out here,” Wiz said, looking down on the scene.

  “Mortals spread quickly,” Lannach observed.

  “Aye,” agreed Breachean in a rusty voice. “Give them a few harvests and they’ll carpet this valley like flies on meat.”

  “I don’t think we want to go that way,” Wiz said. “Let’s follow the ridge and skirt that place.”

  It was harder going along the ridge and they used game trails rather than the well-trod footpath that led down into the valley, but it was more pleasant for all of them. The trees here were huge and old, unseamed by woodsman’s axe. The birds sang and the squirrels dashed about as they had for centuries. Most of the time there was neither sight of a clearing nor smell of wood smoke to remind them of what was going on in the valley.

  Still, it was slower going. It was almost evening when they came down off the ridge and into the next valley.

  They made their way down the trail in the deepening twilight, looking for a place to camp.

  “What’s that?” Wiz asked pointing to a strange glow moving through the woods ahead of them.

  “Off the trail,” Lannach whispered. “Quickly!”

  Wiz took a firmer grip on his staff. “Hide?”

  “No, just do not stand in their way.”

  The light came clearer and brighter through the wood, like sky glow at dawn. Then the first of the procession rounded the bend and Wiz saw the light emanated from figures on horseback.

  Elves, he thought. A trooping of elves.

  They came by ones and twos, riding immaculately groomed horses of chestnut, roan and blood bay. They were tall and fair of skin, as all elven kind, and dressed with the kind of subdued magnificence Wiz had come to associate with elves.

  They passed Wiz and the brownies by as if they were not there, looking straight ahead toward a distant goal or talking softly among themselves in their own liquid tongue.

  Last of all came the lord and the lady of the hold. The man wore green and blue satin with an embroidered white undertunic. Instead of a simple filet to hold his long cornsilk hair, he wore a silver coronet. He had a hawk on his wrist, unhooded.

  The woman was as fair and near as tall as her lord, with hair the same cornsilk color flowing free of
her coronet and down her back to almost touch her saddle. She wore a long gown of deep, deep purple with a train that flowed over her saddle and her horse’s rump.

  The woman turned her head to look at Wiz where he stood beside the trail. The combination of beauty and sadness clutched at his heart.

  Wiz stood open-mouthed in awe long after the party had disappeared.

  “They go east,” Lannach said. “Beyond the lands of men.”

  “I didn’t think the elves would be bothered,” Wiz said numbly. “They’re too powerful.”

  “Not all the Fair Folk are as powerful as your friend Duke Aelric. Oh, doubtless they could protect their hills and a few other spots most dear to them. But what then? The lands they called their own would be changed utterly by the mortals. As all the land changes,” he added sadly.

  ###

  Pryddian came into the room a trifle uncertainly.

  “You sent for me, Lord?”

  Bal-Simba ignored him for a moment and then looked up from the scroll on his desk.

  “I did,” the great black wizard said. “We have no further need of you here. You are released from your apprenticeship.”

  Pryddian started. “What?”

  “Your presence here is no longer required,” Bal-Simba said blandly. “You may go.”

  “That is a decision for my master!”

  “You have no master, nor will any of the wizards here have you.” He turned his attention back to the scroll.

  Pryddian stood pale and shaking with rage, his lips pressed into a bloodless line.

  “So. Because I am the victim of an attack by magic I am to be punished.”

  “You are not being punished, you are being released.”

  “And what of the Sparrow, the one who attacked me? What happens to him?”

  The giant wizard regarded Pryddian as if he had just crawled out from beneath a damp log. “The affairs of the Mighty are none of your concern, boy. You have until the sun’s setting to be gone from this place.” He turned his attention back to the scroll.

  “Ebrion will have something to say of this.”

  “Ebrion is not here.”

  Pryddian frowned. “Well, when he comes back then.”

  Bal-Simba looked up. “If Ebrion or any of the other wizards wish to speak for you they may do so. But until they do you are no longer required here.”

  Twill wait then.”

  “You may wait. Outside the walls of the Keep.”

  “I . . .”

  “Do you wish to provoke me now?” Bal-Simba rumbled. “I warn you, you would find me harder sport than the Sparrow and perhaps not as forebearing.” He smiled, showing off his pointed teeth.

  Pryddian snapped his mouth shut, spun on his heel and stalked from the room.

  What would Ebrion have to do with that one? Bal-Simba wondered as he listened to the ex-apprentice slam down the corridor. He made a mental note to ask him when he returned.

  ###

  The clouds rolled in during the morning, light and fleecy at first, but growing grayer and more threatening as the day wore on. Wiz and his companions trudged onward.

  At last, just as the threat of rain became overwhelming, they found a rock shelter, a place beneath an overhanging cliff where the rain could not reach. They were barely inside when the skies opened and the summer rain poured down in torrents.

  It was still so warm they did not need a fire and Wiz didn’t feel like dashing in to the rain without a cloak to gather the wood for one. He and the brownies settled down with their backs to the cliff and watched the rain drape traceries of gray over the forest and the hills beyond.

  “Scant comfort,” Lannach said as they settled themselves among the rocks.

  “At least we’re dry,” Wiz told the brownie. “The last time I came this way I got soaked in one of these storms.” He thought of the trek through the dripping forest and the peasant who had sheltered them that night. The one who had gained a farm in the Wild Wood at the cost of his wife and three children dead and a daughter given as a servant to the elves.

  Meoan plopped herself down on one of the rocks and yanked at the ties of her bodice.

  “We must be grateful for small comforts,” she said bitterly. “Those who are driven from their homes had best take what they can find and be happy with it.” She pulled down her bodice and offered a breast no larger than the first joint of Wiz’s thumb to her baby.

  “I’m sorry for what happened to you,” he said tentatively.

  The little woman looked up at him. “I know you are, Lord. But sorry does not heal what it hurts.” Then she sighed deeply. “And I apologize to you. Since we met you have shown us nothing but kindness. I should not blame you for what those others did.”

  “We’re not all like that, you know. Where I come from we learned the hard way that you’ve got to protect non-human things, to try to live with them.”

  “Would that the mortals of this world were so wise,” Meoan said.

  “Maybe they can be. It’s just that they’ve been oppressed by magic for so long they’re afraid of it and they want to exterminate it.”

  “Whether it hurts them or not,” the brownie woman sniffed.

  “When you’re afraid of something it’s hard to make fine distinctions. Humans suffered a lot because they had no protection against magic.”

  Meoan nodded. “I have heard the mother’s lamenting for their children, struck down or stolen away by magic.” She held her infant to her breast. “Life has been hard for mortals.”

  Wiz looked out at the rain. The sun had broken through at the horizon to paint the bottom of the clouds red and purple with its dying rays. The trees of the forest were tinged a glowing gold above, shading to deeper green out of the light. Already the shadows were beginning to thicken and take on substance.

  “It’s going to be top dark to travel soon,” Wiz said. “It looks like we stay here tonight.”

  He looked around ruefully. The ground was hard and full of sharp rocks fallen from the ceiling with almost no drifted leaves which could be used to make a bed. There were leaves aplenty out on the slope, but they were soaked.

  “Well, it won’t be our most comfortable night, that’s for certain.”

  “Unless you would care to share other quarters,” said a musical voice behind them. “Welcome, Sparrow.”

  Nine: Meeting by Moonlight

  Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.

  —Murphy’s Law #1024

  . . . and sometimes the real trick is telling the difference.

  —Murphy’s Law #1024a

  Wiz whirled and saw an elf standing in the gloaming at the edge of the overhang.

  He was tall and straight as a forest pine. His skin was the color of fresh milk. His white long hair was caught back in a circlet of silver set with pale blue opals. Although the forest was dripping and the rain still fell in a light mist, he was completely dry.

  “Duke Aelric?”

  The elf duke nodded. “The same.” Then he smiled and stepped aside to reveal another elf standing behind him.

  “And this is Lisella.”

  She was nearly as tall as Aelric and her skin as milk-fair. But her hair was black and glossy as a raven’s wing where Aelric’s was snow white and her eyes were green as emeralds rather than icy blue. Her gown was old rose with a subtle embroidery of deeper red. Her figure was slender and elegant.

  Wiz gulped and bowed clumsily.

  “I discovered you were in the area and thought you might do us the honor of dining with us this evening,” Aelric said. He looked around the rock shelter. “Perhaps you would care to guest the night with me as well.”

  “Why, uh, yes,” Wiz said, managing to tear his eyes away from the elf duke’s companion. “Thank you, Lord.”

  “Well, then,” Aelric said. “If you would care to accompany us. And your friends, of course.”

  The brownies had dived for cover as soon as Aelric appeared. Now they poked their heads out from behind ro
cks or from the1 crevices where they had gone to earth.

  “Come on,” Wiz said. “He won’t hurt you.”

  Reluctantly, the brownies came out and gathered tight around Wiz. Lannach wasn’t clinging to his pant leg, but Wiz got the feeling he wanted to.

  “Shall we go?”

  Aelric and Lisella strode to the back of the shelter and the elf duke made a gesture to the blank stone. Soundlessly the rock dissolved and there was an oak door, magnificently carved and bound with silver. The door swung open and warm golden light flooded out.

  Wiz had no idea where he was in the Wild Wood, but he was pretty sure he was a long way from where he and Moira had entered the elf duke’s hold the first time they met.

  Time and space run strangely in places the elves make their own, Moira had told him then. He shrugged and followed Aelric and Lisella into the hill with a gaggle of brownies close on his heels.

  ###

  Once again Wiz sat in Aelric’s great dining hall. The magical globes floating above the table cast the same warm light onto the scene. The food was as superb as it had been before and the soft music in the background was as enchanting.

  But there were differences. The last time he and Moira had been fugitives, snatched from the pursuing army of the Dark League by Aelric’s whim. Now Moira was somewhere else and Wiz was . . . what?

  And beyond that there was Lisella.

  In the warm glow of the magic lights she was even more beautiful than she had been beneath the moon. Her presence reminded Wiz that before he met Moira, he had been attracted to tall slender brunettes. From time to time, their eyes met across the table. Lisella looked at Wiz with a kind of intent interest that both stirred him and reminded him uncomfortably of the way a cat regards a baby bird it can’t decide if it wants to play with or eat immediately.