The Further Adventures of Langdon St. Ives

by James P. Blaylock

  Tubby turned now and said something to Uncle Gilbert, apparently trying to draw him away. Our battle, after all, wasn’t with the lighthouse keeper, although perhaps Uncle Gilbert’s was. Perhaps he meant to strike a blow on behalf of Captain Sawney.

  The lighthouse door swung open again, and the keeper strode out onto the little paved porch, closing the door behind him. He held a belaying pin in his fist. Tubby walked back toward them, stepping behind his uncle, who was talking and gesturing, his voice rising. The keeper pointed with the pin, as if telling them to clear out. Then a wisp of fog blew through, and when it dissipated everything had changed. Uncle Gilbert was sprawled on the ground, on his back like an overturned tortoise, and Tubby had drawn the blackthorn stick back to strike a blow. There was incoherent shouting as the keeper rushed at Tubby, ducking under the blackthorn. The keeper clipped Tubby on the side of the head with the belaying pin, but Uncle Gilbert had crawled to his knees by then, blood running from a wound on his forehead, and he delivered the keeper a great blow on the back of the head with the sheathed sword. And thank God it was sheathed, because if it had not been the man’s head would have been split like a melon, and although dead men tell no tales, as they say, there’s no virtue in collecting specimens.

  The keeper pitched forward, and Uncle Gilbert struck him again, hard, and snatched the cane back for the third blow, the sheath flying off the blade now, end over end. Tubby parried the sword blow with the blackthorn to save his uncle from the gallows, but the keeper scrambled to his feet more nimbly than I would have thought possible and attempted to hit Tubby another savage blow on the side of the head, although it caught him on the shoulder as Tubby twisted away. Hasbro was up and out of the blind now, running down the slope toward the lighthouse, vanishing in the rising fog, which sailed through heavier this time. Right before the curtain closed, however, I saw the door of the cottage fly open, and a man—a small man—come out at a dead run. It was the Tipper, wearing his slouch hat, turning up like a bad penny. I scanned the downs with the glasses, trying to sort things out but hampered by the wall of mist. Then I saw him briefly at the very edge of the precipice, where he disappeared like a goblin over the ledge as if he meant to scramble down the face of Beachy Head and swim across the Channel to France.

  “I’m following him!” I said to Alice, which would be senseless blather if she hadn’t seen the Tipper emerge from the cottage. I crawled out the back of the copse to open ground and ran toward the cliff, slowing down when I neared the edge, wary of suffering the fate of Captain Sawney. I looked back toward the lighthouse but made out nothing, although I could dimly hear the sounds of the struggle. I could see perhaps thirty feet downward through the mist, and straightaway spotted the shadowy form of the Tipper as he made his way along what was apparently a narrow trail cut into the chalk. From far below came the muffled sound of the swell washing in over the rocky beach, but I couldn’t see it, which was just as well, because I meant to follow the Tipper downward, and I wasn’t keen on the view.

  It was then that I saw a length of three-inch line below and to the right, the color of the chalk of the cliffs and nearly invisible. It was affixed to a heavy iron ring-and-bolt driven into the rock, a holdfast that allowed for a person to climb downward in comparative safety. It had been there for some time, for it was weather-frayed and there was rust on the bolt. I waited until the Tipper was safely out of sight, and then stepped onto the narrow trail, which was steep, but fortunately clear of loose debris. I didn’t tarry, but intended to remain just out of sight in the fog, which meant keeping one eye on what I was doing and another farther down the path in case the Tipper came into view.

  I scuttled down sideways, hanging on to the rope carefully, all the time watching and listening for the Tipper. I had made my way perhaps fifty feet from the top of the precipice, when the wind gusted and the fog cleared utterly. I found myself looking down the edge of the cliff, which was unnervingly sheer, the sea moving over the shingle nearly five hundred feet below. My head spun with sudden vertigo when I saw that moving water, and I threw myself into a crouch against the cliff face, grasping the hand-line and closing my eyes. When I opened them again, the fit having passed, the Tipper was gone, although he might still be somewhere on the trail farther below, hidden by an outcropping.

  I heard a scrabbling sound above me, and there was Alice, coming along downward with considerably more grace and agility than I had shown. She clutched her dress out of the way with one hand and held onto the line with the other, and within moments she stood beside me. “He’s vanished,” she said, apparently referring to the Tipper. “I assumed you meant to follow him, so I decided to do the same. He’ll lead us to Langdon.”

  “What of the emerald?” I asked.

  “The emerald doesn’t interest me, Jack. It only interests Doctor Narbondo. My husband is my sole interest, but he doesn’t interest Narbondo at all, except as a means to an end. When the end is achieved…” She shrugged, looking out over the sea as if St. Ives were somewhere beyond the horizon.

  “We’ll find him,” I said, starting downward again while the weather was clear. The trail doubled back toward the east, although some distance ahead it was apparently blocked by a great slab of chalk that had slipped from above and which stood precariously among a litter of boulders. The handhold ended there, bolted to the slab. Perhaps it started up again beyond. If the Tipper had seen us above him when the fog lifted, he might easily be waiting for us, hiding behind the great rock. It would be a simple thing for him to reach out and give us a hearty push when we edged around it, and us with nothing to hold onto but sea air.

  But Alice made it clear that it was go on or go back for the two of us, and she was clearly in no mood to go back. We approached the great slab warily. The trail was littered with a scree of chalk and flint now, which chattered away downward with each step. The Tipper would certainly hear us approaching if he were hidden up ahead. But now that we were closer, I couldn’t for the life of me see how he could have climbed past the slab, unless he were some variety of ape, for it thrust out over the ledge that it stood on, almost in defiance of gravity, the cliff face angling inward below it.

  It wasn’t until we were two or three steps from it that we saw the dark crack of the cavern mouth, which would be completely hidden from above and below both. It lay behind the slab itself. From out to sea, it would appear to be merely a long shadow cast by the slab and the overhanging cliff. But it was a cave mouth right enough, and we stood looking into the dark interior in utter silence, listening hard but hearing nothing but the calling of gulls and the sighing of the ocean below.

  CHAPTER 11

  Uncle Gilbert Parlays

  with the Lighthouse Keeper

  THE BLOW THAT felled Tubby was the last that the keeper would strike, for as soon as Tubby no longer stood in the way, Uncle Gilbert stepped forward and skewered the man in the shoulder, wrenching out the sword and drawing it back, watching the belaying pin clatter to the paving stones. The keeper’s face had a stupefied look on it, his doom writ plainly on Gilbert’s face.

  “Greetings from Captain Sawney!” the old man shouted, and swung the sword at the keeper’s neck, lunging forward to throw his vast weight into the blow. But the keeper wisely dropped to the stones, sitting down and rolling sideways, and the sword passed harmlessly through the air, spinning Uncle Gilbert half around. The keeper scrambled away crablike, lurching to his feet and grasping his shoulder, backing away onto the meadow and turning to run before the old man was after him again.

  It was then that Hasbro loomed up out of the fog, holding the pistol. Tubby was just then coming round, his face awash with gore, as was Uncle Gilbert’s, who stood there panting for breath, his chest heaving with exertion. After a moment he walked the several steps to the fallen sheath and once again turned his sword into a cane. Tubby heaved himself up with an effort, and they made their way to the cottage, the door standing open now.

  “By God someone’s come out of here wh
ile we were busy,” Tubby said. “He must have been hidden by this bloody fog.”

  “Perhaps,” replied Hasbro, who looked into the interior warily, his pistol at the ready as they entered. It was a single, open room, with a fireplace dead center in the opposite wall, burned-down logs still aglow. A bedchamber stood off to the side, built as an open, lean-to closet with a curtain half drawn across it and a long cord hanging down alongside to tie it back. The door of a privy opened into a second closet, the door ajar, revealing that the small room was empty. There was a narrow dining table with a pair of chairs standing beneath a window looking east, an upholstered chair near the hearth, and a sideboard with plates and cups that stood beside an iron stove. A bowl and pitcher sat on a three-legged table, with a towel hanging alongside. Shoved into a corner sat several open wooden crates stuffed with excelsior. Nondescript pieces of brass and iron poked out of the stuffing.

  “There’s your evidence,” said Uncle Gilbert nodding at the crates. “Our man here is an assassin, or I’m King George.”

  Hasbro stepped across to the curtain that half-hid the bedchamber, drawing it back slowly, his pistol at the ready. No one was there. Someone had been in the cottage earlier, but whoever it was had fled like a coward rather than to take the keeper’s side in the battle.

  “Take a seat in that chair, my good fellow,” Tubby said, gesturing at the stuffed chair with his blackthorn. The keeper sat down heavily, still holding his shoulder, although there was no longer any apparent flow of blood.

  Hasbro put away his pistol in order to take a look into the top crate, which yielded short lengths of glass and metal pipe of various dimensions and what appeared to be a three-sided mirror that filled the palm of his hand. The words “Exeter Fabricators” were burned into the wooden slats of the crate.

  “That’s as has to do with the light up topside,” the keeper said, jerking his head upward. “Property of the Crown.”

  “Property of Lord Busby if you ask me,” Uncle Gilbert said. “But we’ll get to the bottom of it in due course.”

  Hasbro nodded. “Indeed,” he said. “I’ll just be off, then, if you gentlemen have everything in order. My companions will be wondering what I’m about. You’ll want to take a look at the light, perhaps? If the device is still there, you’ll do well to dismantle it, but I don’t hold out much hope. The rendezvous, then?”

  “Just so,” Tubby said. “We’ll be out of the way when the time comes.”

  With that Hasbro stepped through the door and disappeared into the mist.

  Uncle Gilbert looked out after him for a moment and then closed the door quietly. “We both need a swab, Tubby,” he said, and he walked to the three-legged table, poured water into the basin, and dipped the towel into the water, wiping the drying blood off his face while peering into a mirror that hung on the wall. Tubby stood by, ready to cave in the keeper’s skull with the blackthorn if the man invited it. Then they traded places and Tubby washed himself, the keeper looking back and forth nervously, first at one and then the other.

  “Do you mind if a man has a pipe of tobacco?” he asked.

  “Which man would that be?” Uncle Gilbert said to him. “There are only two of us here, and neither of us has the habit.”

  The keeper looked at him blankly. “I just thought I might…”

  “Ah!” Uncle Gilbert said, leaning heavily on his cane. “Your use of the word ‘man’ confounded me. But I suppose that even a dull-witted reptile like yourself might have learned to stuff a pipe. By all means, then.”

  The keeper removed a briar from his coat pocket, all the while looking nervously at Uncle Gilbert. The old man’s face was a grimacing mask as he watched the keeper load tobacco into the bowl and tamp it down with a ten penny nail, setting the pipe between his teeth and producing a Lucifer match from his vest. He lit the match on his shoe sole and put it to his pipe. Uncle Gilbert whipped the sword cane upward then, knocking the pipe out of the man’s mouth. It clattered away onto the floor, spinning to a stop near Tubby’s foot. Tubby picked up his blackthorn and smashed the heavy end against the pipe, shattering the bowl into pieces and cracking off the stem. “It’ll draw like a chimney now,” Tubby said, nodding heartily and hanging the towel on its hook.

  “Knock him into the Channel if he moves,” Uncle Gilbert said. With that he strode toward the bedchamber, unsheathed his sword, and hacked through the cords that hung next to the curtain. He returned with the pieces and set about tying the keeper into the chair, the man dead silent, his eyes moving from Tubby to Uncle Gilbert and back again, full of loathing and fear.

  “Be a good lad and stoke up that fire, Tubby,” Uncle Gilbert said heartily. “We’ll want it as hot as the hinges of Hades after we’ve had a look upstairs at that light. We’ll see whether our fellow here can sing.” He grinned into the keeper’s face. Tubby piled split logs onto the dog grate and the fire swept up around it, throwing sparks up the chimney. The two men filed out through the door onto the meadow again, hurrying around to the lighthouse door and stepping inside the vestibule.

  Several more of Busby’s crates lay on the floor, empty but for tangles of excelsior. The spiral stairs wound away upward, and the two set out, climbing slowly, Uncle Gilbert wheezing but coming along manfully. The great lights burned with good lengths of wick, the oil recently topped off. There was a broad balcony that ran around the outside, and they stepped out onto it, seeing immediately that a platform had been set up there in the open air, bolted to the railing for the sake of stability. Atop the platform stood what appeared to be a large and very finely calibrated compass, vast as a barrow wheel, with a rotating face. There was a second platform fixed above it, studded with bolts and with a confusion of gears and a crank for the purpose of tilting and swiveling. The second platform was empty. But the debris in the crates downstairs had made the thing clear: Busby’s ray-producing lamp had almost certainly been moored to this second platform, where it could be aimed like a precisely-manipulated cannon.

  They descended the stairs and went out onto the meadow again, the spring sun having melted away most of the fog now. The morning was wearing on. Uncle Gilbert threw the cottage door open in order to have a telling effect on the lighthouse keeper, who back pedaled with his feet, as if to scurry out of range.

  “Thrust that poker into the fire, Tubby!” Uncle Gilbert cried. “We’ll melt his eyeballs out like jellies, the lying dog!” He laughed hard into the keeper’s face, then stood back and regarded him through squinted eyes. “Say your prayers, my man, if you have any to say. It was you who murdered Captain Sawney. You’ll admit it before we’re done with you.”

  “Captain bloody Sawney?” the man said. “I didn’t know the man. You’re daft!”

  “He was your predecessor, you lying toad!” Uncle Gilbert said. “The man you threw down the cliff.”

  “Down the cliff? I was sent out by Trinity House, by God! I was second man at the Dover light, and they sent an agent up from Eastbourne to fetch me. I was told that Cap’n Sawney had come a purler off the top of the Head, and I was filling in, temporary like, till I passed the trial. I swear on my old mother’s grave!”

  “What’s your name, then?” Uncle Gilbert asked, abruptly pleasant and smiling.

  “Stoddard. Billy Stoddard, your honor.”

  “Billy, is it? Sounds like a name for one of the lads, doesn’t it? Fancy a murderer with a pleasant name like Billy. Scarcely stands to reason. How’s that poker coming along, Nephew? Hot?”

  “Red hot, I should think,” Tubby said, holding up the glowing iron.

  “Isn’t that grand! We’ll start with his eyeballs then. He’s got two of them. When the first one bursts it’ll give him a chance to consider his ways, like the Old Book advises. Ever see a sheep’s eyeball burst when the head’s on the boil, Billy?”

  The man sat gaping at him.

  “It swells up first, you see, to twice the size. Then it pops right out of the socket and splits open like a banger on a griddle. The French are fo
nd of an eyeball. They eat them with periwinkle forks. I’m told that a well-turned sheep’s eyeball has the consistency of mayonnaise, but a distinctly muttony flavor, which doesn’t surprise one. I’ll take it now, nephew, before it cools down. We’ll want the full sizzle.”

  Tubby handed it over gingerly, more than slightly ill at ease. Uncle Gilbert seemed to have come unhinged—an unfortunate state of affairs for the keeper.

  “Clutch a handful of his hair, Tubby, and hold fast,” the old man said. “He’ll make a mighty by-God effort to fly when the poker slides in past the eyeball. It’ll take all your strength. If he pulls away, though, it’ll fry his brainpan, and he’ll be no good to us nor anyone else, the poor sod.”

  Tubby did as he was told. If Uncle Gilbert had gone off his chump and actually meant to burn the man’s eyes out, he would pull the keeper over backward in the chair….

  Squinting at the smoking end of the poker, the old man inched it toward the keeper’s face, regarding him with a wide-eyed, sideways stare as if concentrating utterly on his task. “Hold him still now!” he cried.

  Tubby held on tightly, bracing the toe of his boot against the chair leg.

  The keeper shut his eyes tight and cringed away as best he could. “It’s better to save the eyelid, Billy,” Uncle Gilbert shouted into his face. “But if you don’t care for it, it’s not my lookout. Latch on, now, Tubby! His time has come!”

  “Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!” the keeper shouted, and then began to gag, his head rotating on his neck as if he were augering a hole in the sky.

  “I believe he’s swallowed his tongue,” Uncle Gilbert said matter-of-factly. He handed the poker to Tubby with instructions to put it back into the fire. The keeper looked up now, one eye open, gasping for air. “Now, my man, what do you know of the death of Captain Sawney? Mark me well, you’ll by-God tell us or you’ll go out eyeless onto the Downs like a beggar man!”