Alphas for the Holidays

by Mandy M. Roth

  “Well, to make it properly interesting there would be a few modifications, of course,” Kirill amended. “We would hinder ourselves with horses and boar spears. No fangs or wings permitted.”

  Patricio’s eyebrows shot up. “Hunt like…humans?” His tone had the cadence of someone trying out the idea, musing over the quaintness of it.

  Kirill nodded. “I find it is very helpful for keeping one’s senses sharp. It is never a good idea to rely on the advantage of preternatural strength and speed.”

  “This is something you do for…tactical training?”

  Kirill paused, trying to keep his frustration from his face. If friendship was always this difficult and involved this many questions, then perhaps he would be better off sticking to contracts. “Yes. And also for entertainment.” He cleared his throat. “Would you care to join?”

  The angel looked down at his wife. Marcela’s eyebrows had inched toward her hairline at Kirill’s invitation, but she shrugged at her husband. He slowly turned back to Kirill.

  “Er… Yes?” He cleared his throat and visibly shook off his confusion. “Yes, I would.”

  “Good. I will see you next week. I’ll have a messenger contact you with specifics.”

  Patricio nodded, though he still seemed unsure what had just happened, and Kirill turned just in time to receive Irina as she half-flew into his arms.

  “Oh, Kirill, this is the most wonderful Koliada I’ve ever had!”

  She wrapped her arms around his neck and pressed her mouth to his. Heat flowed from her flesh to his as she put enough passion into the kiss to melt the last of Kirill’s doubts. He banded his arms around her waist, holding her against him as he returned the kiss. By the time he pulled back, Koliada didn’t seem quite so miserable as all that.

  “Happy Koliada, Irina,” he whispered.

  “Whatever happened to effect this change in you, husband?” Irina murmured. “Perhaps it’s time you tell me about your dream?”

  Before Kirill could answer, a flurry of movement caught his eye. He glanced up to see Demyan in a corner arguing with Ivan. The healer was offering the dwarf a flagon, no doubt a potion to address whatever ill the healer had been able to find in the smaller creature. Ivan was glowering at Demyan, refusing the drink as he clutched his own mug in his fist.

  “Demyan,” Kirill called out, keeping his arms around Irina. “I told you, that concoction is too powerful for a dwarf. Get our friend something with a little less bite.”

  Demyan blinked at Kirill, pausing as if suddenly unsure what to do. Ivan’s eyes nearly bulged out of his head, fury twisting his face into a writhing mass of lines. Kirill repressed a smile as the dwarf snatched the drink from Demyan’s hand and downed it in one gulp. He watched with interest as the dwarf’s eyes teared over and he pressed his lips into a thin line. To Ivan’s credit, he didn’t spit it out.

  “My apologies, Ivan. I was obviously mistaken about your constitution.”

  The dwarf thrust his chin out, though he still didn’t try to speak. Kirill guessed that the magic of the potion had given away the trick, but the dwarf would never admit it. He looked away, giving Ivan the respect of not fussing over him as the dwarf returned to his brothers and began quaffing as much beer as he could fit into his mug. His brothers were already three sheets to the wind, and now Adonis had joined them in what seemed to be some sort of holiday drinking song. Beer flew from their mugs as they thrust them about as they sang, sloshing foul smelling alcohol all over the floor and splattering a good bit of the wall.

  “Perun take them,” Kirill muttered. “Every one.”

  The End

  About Jennifer Blackstream

  Jennifer Blackstream is a USA Today bestselling author of fantasy/paranormal romance. Urban Fantasy will soon be joining her repertoire, and if she doesn’t get hold of the insidious roving gang of plot bunnies, there’s going to be steampunk sprinkled in there too…

  www.jenniferblackstream.com

  Gentlemen Prefer Voodoo by Angie Fox

  About Gentlemen Prefer Voodoo

  A Friends of the Biker Witches story

  Voodoo priestess Amie Baptiste usually leaves the spells for the customers until one night, in her loneliness, she gives in to temptation. Amie weaves a spell to call "the perfect man for her." ....But she should have been more specific since her ideal man apparently died in 1811.

  Dante Montengro has been haunting St. Louis Cemetery Number One, waiting for his true love to call him back to life and end his wandering ways. Emerging from the cemetery: Hot, human and very much alive Dante's first stop is Amie's voodoo shop.

  Chapter 1

  Amie could barely see her customer as the woman lurched toward the counter, arms loaded with a voodoo love spell kit, fat pink altar candles, a well-endowed Love Doll, a twelve-pack of Fire of Love incense, and "breath mints," the woman huffed. She dumped everything on the mosaic countertop and reached for the Altoids display, a nervous smile tickling her lips. "Not that I expect all of this to work right away,” she blushed, “but, if it does, I’m going to have a very happy holiday."

  Amie couldn't help laughing as she caught a supersize bottle of Heat Up the Bedroom linen mist before it rolled under an arrangement of Good Fortune charms. "You never know."

  Her customer couldn't have been more than forty, with gorgeous green eyes, a warm, well-rounded face, and a lonely heart. Amie could see it as clearly as the glow-in-the-dark Find Your Lover charm at the top of the heap.

  Well, Amie had just the thing.

  She closed her eyes, blocking out the red and green lights twinkling on the loaded display tables.

  Wind chimes at the back of the shop swung in circles. Their limbs, carved from bayou swamp trees, clacked together.

  She let her magic well up inside her, vibrant and sweet. "Now." She reached across the counter and found the woman's hands. She eased up, let it come as the power flowed through her. "You'll find what you need."

  She squeezed once and let go. Once was all it took.

  That's when the growling started.

  It began as a low rumbling at the back of the shop and continued until a thin line of smoke seeped from behind the Mistletoe Magic soap display.

  "It's a faulty heater," Amie said. "Ignore it."

  "Sure," the woman said, watching Amie pack her purchases into two overflowing bags. "Some of this is bound to work, right?"

  "Voodoo can be very powerful," Amie said, "if you believe."

  Amie smiled to herself as the door swung shut against the pleasantly cool New Orleans afternoon.

  Flower petals and grave dust sprinkled down from the spell bundle she'd hung from the vintage tin ceiling. Made from an old family recipe and wrapped in her lucky green scarf, it warded off evil spirits and helped cut down on shoplifting.

  Amie scooted around the counter, her bracelets jangling as she smoothed back her thick black hair.

  "Okay, you big, bad beast, you can come out now."

  A red leathery creature the size of a swamp cat burst out from behind a display of bath fizzies. He resembled a small flying dinosaur. "By thunder and lightning and Papa Limba," he said with a thick Congo accent, blowing out a breath as red and white poinsettia petals threatened to land on the tip of his beak. "You are giving your magic away to people off the street?"

  “’Tis the season,” she quipped.

  Isoke was small for a Kongamato. His wingspan was only about three feet. He had leathery skin, gorgeous blue eyelashes, and all the tact of a battering ram.

  "You need to stay on your perch," she reminded him, “at least while customers are in the store. What if that woman had gone back for another Cinnamon Spice bath melt?"

  "Go dunk your head in the Jiundu swamp. I am not here to be a ceiling decoration." He sniffed at his usual place, where he hung upside down near a display of rainbow-colored wind socks.

  His eyes glowed yellow. "I am here to protect you," he said, flaunting two rows of razor-sharp teeth. "Maybe next time I will bite t
he woman. That will keep her from robbing you."

  "My magic is freely given," Amie insisted, straightening the peppermint bath fizzies display. She might not mind grave dust on her floor—that had a purpose. But the rest of her shop was immaculate.

  The dragon watched her with a guarded expression. "Amiele Fanchon D'Honore Baptiste, you waste your magic. It's bad juju. First, your mother and now you."

  Amie's back stiffened at the insinuation. Her mother had lived fast, died young—and left Amie very much alone. Well, with one rather obnoxious exception.

  "Your mother wasted her love magic on a legion of worthless men. You give yours away to strangers. In three hundred and eighty-six years, I have never seen anything like it."

  "You're being unfair." She refused to look at him. Instead, she busied herself rearranging a sagging display of gris-gris bags near the front of the shop. The bright red and green bundles contrasted against the hot pink walls and silver posters of Erzulie, the spirit of love, and Papa Ghede, lord of the erotic. "Mom gave her love magic away to men who didn't appreciate it," she said, with more than a twinge of regret. There had been many, many men.

  "And she received none of it back," he replied, his voice low in his throat. "I watched her waste away. I'm not going to watch you too."

  Amie fingered a Fall in Love bag before stuffing it back down with the rest. "Ah, but there is a difference. I am getting bits of magic back. You don't think I'm going to feel that woman's happiness? She might not know what I did, but every time someone is grateful, it filters home."

  "Crumbs," Isoke declared. "You need a man, someone who will take your love magic and give his to you tenfold."

  Amie's stomach dropped as she tidied an already perfect row of voodoo history books. "I've tried that."

  She'd dated. None of the men fit the bill. New Orleans was a wild city, and she wasn't going to lash herself to some beer-guzzling party boy just to save a little magic.

  "When? When did you last see a man?" the Kongamato prodded.

  Amie opened her mouth to answer.

  "A man you trusted with your love magic?"

  Her smart answer died on her lips.

  "Nine years." Her stomach twisted at the realization. Nine years since her last boyfriend. And, no, he hadn't returned her love magic. If her mother was any indication, men never did.

  Isoke cocked his head. She felt his hot breath against her leg, even through her thick yellow skirt.

  "Look, I'm fine the way I am. I don't want to worry about when some guy is going to call or how to act on a date or whether he's going to turn into a cretin if I let him get too far."

  "Eeking out a life is not fine." Isoke huffed like a blast furnace.

  "Stop it," Amie admonished, "you're going to singe the floor again." She couldn't keep throwing rugs everywhere. Her landlord was suspicious enough when he found the hot tub in her back storage room full of muddy water, sticks, and Spanish moss. You could take the Kongamato out of the swamp, but you couldn't take the swamp out of the Kongamato.

  Just then, a group of giggling teenagers burst through the door. Isoke froze mid-snarl while Amie went to help them. After they'd left, loaded down with frankincense candles, Amie returned to her display. Isoke resumed his grumbling, his tail dragging along the floor.

  "Stop it. You're messing up the grave dirt."

  "Even your dirt is organized?"

  "Yes." It had to lay where it fell. "What kind of Kongamato are you?"

  "One who is about to lose his tail."

  "Excuse me?"

  "For three hundred and eighty-six years, I serve. I help the women of your family fulfill their destinies as women of voodoo. But with you? I get stressed. You do everything wrong. And when I stress, I molt."

  She planted a hand on her hip. "So your tail is going to fall off if I don't go out with some rum-swilling boozehound?"

  "Yes. I mean, no." His wide nostrils quivered. "You do not go out with a boozehound…you go out with a man!"

  Amie rubbed her fingers along the bridge of her nose to tamp down the dull ache forming there.

  Did she really have to discuss her dating life with her dead mother's mythical monster?

  No. She didn't owe the Kongamato anything. Not after he blew flames out the upstairs window last week. Sure, he'd managed to lure a half dozen firemen into Amie's bedroom, but she'd had a devil of a time explaining how seven 911 callers had been mistaken about the fire.

  Too bad for Amie, Kongamatos were as stubborn as they were loyal. "I worry about you," Isoke said, following her. "This is not natural. The women in your line—they are passionate."

  "I am passionate," she said, fighting the urge to stuff him in a doggie carrier and mail him back to Zambia. "Look at this store. This is my passion." Couldn't he see what she'd done here?

  She was darned proud of it.

  Every detail was perfect. Everything was in its place.

  His yellow eyes drilled into her. "The women in your line are women of action."

  What did he want from her? "You know what? The women in my line are gone. Mom is gone. You have me now. This is how I am and I like it."

  He studied her for a moment. "No. You are unhappy."

  "I am happy!" she shouted.

  "That's better," he said, utterly delighted as Amie clapped a hand over her mouth. She never yelled.

  Amie waited to make sure nothing bad was going to come out before she spoke. There was nothing wrong with being in control. "Okay, it's not that I wouldn't like a man in my life." Who wouldn't, right? "I'm just not going to settle for anything less than perfect."

  Isoke growled.

  "And no more firemen."

  He rolled his eyes. Drama queen.

  Amie selected a Love and Happiness candle from the shelf next to the organic bath oils and lit it. "See? Look. I'm starting already."

  Isoke landed on the multicolored countertop next to the candle, clipping a wing on the cash register. "Eyak. This store was not made for Kongamato."

  Amie managed a weak smile. "I didn't know I'd inherit you so soon."

  "I could not save your mother, which means I will try doubly hard with you." He folded his wings like a bat. "Please, for the sake of my tail, you must consider it."

  Amie ruffled the three stiff feathers on the top of his head. "For you, Isoke. I will try."

  Nine years. The shop had been busy all afternoon and still she couldn't get it out of her mind.

  She hadn't had a date in nine years. Amie closed her cash register and said good-bye to the young couple who had just purchased a fertility doll and an extra large bottle of mistletoe massage oil.

  She had to think of something else. Her eyes settled on the poster of Papa Ghede, laughing and cavorting with his latest conquest. Yeah, that didn't help.

  Okay, so it had been a long time—too long—but Amie had been busy. She'd graduated college, opened her own shop, fixed up the apartment upstairs. The second floor had needed a lot of work. Her landlord had used it as storage. It still had the French-style mirrors on the ceiling from its glory days as a bordello. Okay, so Amie had left the mirrors. But she had done a lot of other things to the place.

  It's not like many people held down jobs and decorated their apartments and dated, right?

  Hmm… Maybe she did have a problem.

  She glanced at the Kongamato settling in on his perch. He hung from the ceiling, folding his wings around him like a giant bat.

  She hoped Isoke wasn't the type to gloat when he got his way.

  True, she would never be able to bring herself to go out with any of the men she saw up and down Bourbon Street at all hours of the day and night. And she definitely didn't want a man like the kind her mother had dated. They might appear nice at first, but all of them were drunks, gamblers, or cheaters in the end.

  Luckily for Amie, she knew another way.

  She fingered her blue and silver beaded necklace, a Do Good charm she'd fashioned years ago. My power is both a gift and an obligat
ion. Let good works flow through me. She'd been using her spells to help her customers find love. So why hadn't she used it on herself? Because men were brash and unpredictable; and often dishonest.

  But what if she could eliminate the risk?

  She'd tried that once, with her last boyfriend. He'd been nice and safe, soft and accommodating, with an average build and eyes that focused on ESPN more than her. He'd never surprised her, never challenged her, and when he left, she hadn't cared.

  While she was quite pleased that she hadn't been hurt like her mother, Amie also knew she'd wasted her time.

  But if she went about this smart, perhaps she could welcome some passion into her life—without the pain. She could actually let herself feel, dream, give her love with absolutely no fear that he'd break her heart.

  She could summon Mr. Right!

  He'd know how to act, know how to dress, and know how to please her. He wouldn't complicate her life.

  At last she'd have someone to spend her evenings with, to walk the French Quarter with, someone who might want to eventually try out the mirrors over the bed. The mere thought of it sent a skitter of anticipation down her spine. Yes, the Kongamato had a point. Perhaps it was time to voodoo herself a holiday surprise.

  Amie locked the shop early that night, feeling nervous, as if she were heading out on a date. Ideally, the spell should be performed at sunset. Of course Amie knew better than anyone that love spells took time, and they only worked if a girl was ready to accept love into her life.

  Was she ready?

  Amie already loved her shop, and her life. But, still…there had to be something more.

  She turned off the metal, industrial-style VooDoo Works sign outside and punched in the alarm code. With the waning sun and soft security lights to guide her way, she gathered a single sheet of thick white paper and two quartz crystals from her private stash. Then she ducked under the counter to find her odds-and-ends box.