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AgathaChristie-EasyToKill

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very masculine man with little knowledge of

  women's fripperies. Amy Gibbs all serene

  and accounted for.

  "The drunken Carter? Same suggestion as

  before--Amy told him something. Another

  straightforward murder.

  "Now Tommy Pierce. We've got to fall

  back on his inquisitive nature. I suppose the

  letter in Abbot's office couldn't have been a

  complaint from Mrs. Horton that her husband

  was trying to poison her? That's only a

  wild suggestion, but it might be so. Anyway, the Major becomes alive to the fact that

  Tommy is a menace, so Tommy joins Amy

  and Carter. All quite simple and straightforward

  and according to Cocker. Easy to kill?

  My God, yes!

  "But now we come to something rather

  difficult. Humbleby! Motive? Very obscure.

  Humbleby was attending Mrs. Horton originally.

  Did he get puzzled by the illness, and

  did Horton influence his wife to change to

  the younger, more unsuspicious doctor? But

  if so, what made Humbleby a danger so long

  after? Difficult, that. The manner of his

  death too. A poisoned finger. Doesn't connect

  up with the Major.

  "Miss Fullerton? That's perfectly possible.

  He has a car. I saw it. And he was away

  from Wychwood that day, supposedly gone

  to the Derby. It might be, yes. Is Horton a

  cold-blooded killer? Is he? Is he? I wish I

  knew!"

  Luke stared ahead of him. His brow was

  puckered with thought. "It's one of them. I

  don't think it's Ellsworthy, but it might be.

  He's the most obvious one. Thomas is wildly

  unlikely--if it weren't for the manner of

  Humbleby's death. That blood poisoning

  definitely points to a medical murderer. It

  could be Abbot; there's not so much evidence

  against him as against the others, but I

  can see him in the part, somehow. Yes, he

  fits as the others don't. And it could be

  Horton. Bullied by his wife for years, feeling

  his insignificance--yes, it could be. But Miss

  Waynflete doesn't think it is, and she's no

  fool--and she knows the place and the people

  in it.

  "Which does she suspect. Abbot or

  Thomas? It must be one of these two. If I

  tackled her outright--'which of them is it?'--

  I'd get it out of her then, perhaps. But even

  then she might be wrong. There's no way of

  proving her right--like Miss Fullerton

  proved herself. More evidence--that's what I

  want. If there were to be one more case--

  just one more--then I'd know."

  He stopped himself with a start. "What

  I'm asking for is another murder," he said

  under his breath.

  Sixteen

  in the bar of the Seven Stars, Luke drank

  his pint and felt somewhat embarrassed. The

  stare of half a dozen bucolic pairs of eyes

  followed his least movement, and conversation

  had come to a standstill upon his entrance.

  Luke essayed a few comments of

  general interest, such as the crops, the state

  of the weather, and football coupons, but to

  none did he get any response. He was reduced

  to gallantry. The fine-looking girl behind

  the counter, with her black hair and

  red cheeks, he rightly judged to be Miss

  Lucy Carter. His advances were received in

  a pleasant spirit. Miss Carter duly giggled

  and said, "Go on with you! I'm sure you

  don't think nothing of the kind! . . . That's

  telling!"--and other such rejoinders. But the

  performance was clearly mechanical.

  Luke, seeing no advantage to be gained by

  remaining, finished his beer and departed.

  He walked along the path to where the river

  was spanned by a footbridge. He was standing

  looking at this when a quavering voice

  behind him said: "That's it, mister; that's

  where old Harry went over." Luke turned to

  see one of his late fellow drinkers--one who

  had been particularly unresponsive to the

  topic of crops, weather and coupons. He was

  now clearly about to enjoy himself as a guide

  to the macabre. "Went over into the mud,

  he did," said the ancient laborer. "Right into

  the mud, and stuck in it head downward."

  "Perhaps someone pushed him over," said

  Luke, making the suggestion in a casual fashion.

  "They might of," the rustic agreed. "But

  I don't know who'd go for to do that," he

  added.

  "He might have made a few enemies. He

  was fairly abusive when he was drunk, wasn't

  he?"

  "His language was a treat to hear. Didn't

  mince his words. Harry didn't. But no one

  would go for to push a man what's drunk."

  Luke did not combat this statement. It

  was evidently regarded as wildly unsporting

  for advantage to be taken of a man's state of

  intoxication. The rustic had sounded quite

  shocked at the idea. "Well," he said vaguely, "it was a sad business."

  "None so sad for his missus," said the old

  man. "Reckon her and Lucy haven't no call

  to be sad about it."

  "There may be other people who are glad

  to have him out of the way."

  The old man was vague about that.

  "Maybe," he said. "But he didn't mean no

  harm. Harry didn't." On this epitaph for the

  late Mr. Carter, they parted.

  Luke bent his steps toward the old Hall.

  The library transacted its business in the

  two front rooms. Luke passed on to the

  back through a door which was labeled

  MUSEUM. There he moved from case to

  case, studying the not-very-inspiring exhibits.

  Some Roman pottery and coins. Some

  South Sea curiosities, a Malay headdress.

  Various Indian gods "presented by Major

  Horton," together with a large and malevolent-looking

  Buddha and a case of doubtful-looking

  Egyptian beads.

  Luke wandered out again into the hall.

  There was no one about. He went quietly up

  the stairs. There was a room with magazines

  and papers there, and a room filled with

  non-fiction books. Luke went a story higher.

  Here were rooms filled with what he desig-

  nated himself as junk. Stuffed birds, removed

  from the museum owing to the moths having

  attacked them, stacks of torn magazines and

  a room whose shelves were covered with outof-date

  works of fiction and children's books.

  Luke approached the window. Here it

  must have been that Tommy Pierce had sat, possibly whistling and occasionally rubbing a

  pane of glass vigorously when he heard anyone

  coming. Somebody had come in. Tommy

  had shown his zeal, sitting half out of the

  window and polishing with zest. And then

  that somebody had come up to him and, while talking, had given a sudden sharp push.

  Luke turned away. He walked down the

  stairs and stood a minute or two in the hall.

  Nobody had no
ticed him come in. Nobody

  had seen him go upstairs. "Anyone might

  have done it," said Luke. "Easiest thing in

  the world." He heard footsteps coming from

  the direction of the library proper. Since he

  was an innocent man, with no objection to

  being seen, he could remain where he was.

  If he had not wanted to be seen, how easy

  just to step back inside the door of the museum

  room.

  Miss Waynflete came out from the library,

  a little pile of books under her arm. She was

  pulling on her gloves. She looked happy and

  busy. When she saw him, her face lit up and

  she exclaimed: "Oh, Mr. Fitzwilliam, have

  you been looking at the museum? I'm afraid

  there isn't very much there, really. Lord

  Easterfield is talking of getting us some really

  interesting exhibits."

  "Really?"

  "Yes, something modern, you know, and

  up-to-date. Like they have at the Science

  Museum in London. He suggests a model

  aeroplane and a locomotive and some chemical

  things too."

  "That would, perhaps, brighten things

  up."

  "Yes, I don't think a museum should deal

  solely with the past, do you?"

  "Perhaps not."

  "Then some food exhibits, too--calories

  and vitamins--all that sort of thing. Lord

  Easterfield is so keen on the Greater Fitness

  Campaign."

  "So he was saying the other night."

  "It's the thing at present, isn't it? Lord

  Easterfield was telling me how he'd been to

  the Wellerman Laboratories and seen such a

  lot of germs and cultures and bacteria; it

  quite made me shiver. And he told me all

  about mosauitoes and sleeping sickness, and

  something about a liver fluke that, I'm afraid, was a little too difficult for me."

  "It was probably too difficult for Lord

  Easterfield," said Luke cheerfully. "I'll bet

  he got it all wrong. You've got a much clearer

  brain than he has. Miss Waynflete."

  Miss Waynflete said sedately, "That's very

  nice of you, Mr. Fitzwilliam, but I'm afraid

  women are never quite such deep thinkers as

  men."

  Luke repressed a desire to criticize adversely

  Lord Easterfield's processes of

  thought. Instead he said, "I did look into the

  museum, but afterwards I went up to have a

  look at the top windows."

  "You mean where Tommy--" Miss

  Waynflete shivered. "It's really very horrible."

  "Yes, it's not a nice thought. I've spent

  about an hour with Mrs. Church--Amy's

  aunt--not a nice woman."

  "Not at all."

  "I had to take rather a strong line with

  her," said Luke. "I fancy she thinks I'm a

  kind of super policeman."

  He stopped as he noted a sudden change

  of expression on Miss Waynflete's face. "Oh, Mr. Fitzwilliam, do you think that was

  wise?"

  Luke said, "I don't really know. I think it

  was inevitable. The book story was wearing

  thin. I can't get much farther on that. I had

  to ask the kind of questions that were directly

  to the point."

  Miss Waynflete shook her head, the troubled

  expression still on her face. "In a place

  like this, you see, everything gets round so

  fast."

  "You mean that everybody will say. There

  goes the tec,' as I walk down the street? I

  don't think that really matters now. In fact, I may get more that way."

  "I wasn't thinking of that." Miss Waynflete

  sounded a little breathless. "What I

  meant was that he'll know. He'll realize that

  you're on his track."

  Luke said slowly, "I suppose he will."

  Miss Waynflete said, "But don't you see

  that's horribly dangerous? Horribly!"

  "You mean"--Luke grasped her point at

  last--"you mean that the killer will have a

  crack at me?"

  "Yes."

  "Funny," said Luke. "I never thought of

  that! I believe you're right, though. Well, that might be the best thing that could

  happen."

  Miss Waynflete said earnestly, "I don't

  think you realize that he's--he's a very clever

  man. He's cautious too. And remember, he's

  got a great deal of experience--perhaps more

  than we know."

  "Yes," said Luke thoughtfully, "that's

  probably true."

  Miss Waynflete exclaimed, "Oh, I don't

  like it! Really, I feel quite alarmed!"

  Luke said gently, "You needn't worry. I

  shall be very much on my guard, I can assure

  you. You see, I've narrowed the possibilities

  down pretty closely. I've an idea, at

  any rate, who the killer might be." She

  looked up sharply. Luke came a step nearer.

  He lowered his voice to a whisper. "Miss

  Waynflete, if I were to ask you which of two

  men you considered the most likely--Doctor

  Thomas or Mr. Abbot--what would you

  say?"

  "Oh!" said Miss Waynflete. Her hand flew

  to her breast. She stepped back. Her eyes

  met Luke's in an expression that puzzled

  him. They showed impatience and something

  closely allied to it that he could not quite

  place. She said, "I can't say anything."

  She turned away abruptly, with a curious

  sound--half a sigh, half a sob. Luke resigned

  himself. "Are you going home?" he

  asked.

  "no) I was going to take these books to

  Mrs. Humbleby. That lies on your way back

  to the Manor. We might go part of the way together."

  "That will be very nice," said Luke.

  They went down the steps, turned to the

  left, skirting the village green. Luke looked

  back at the Stately lines of the house they

  had left. "It must have been a lovely house

  in your father's day," he said.

  Miss Waynflete sighed. "Yes, we were all

  very happy there. I am so thankful it hasn't

  been pulled down. So many of the old houses

  are going."

  "I know. Ifs sad."

  "And really the new ones aren't nearly so

  well built."

  "I doubt if they will stand the test of time

  as well."

  "But of course," said Miss Waynflete, "the

  new ones are convenient--so laborsaving, and not such big drafty passages to scrub."

  Luke assented. When they arrived at the

  gate of Doctor Humbleby's house. Miss

  Waynflete hesitated and said: "Such a beautiful

  evening. I think, if you don't mind, I

  will come a little farther. I am enjoying the

  air."

  Somewhat surprised, Luke expressed plea

  sure politely. It was hardly what he would have described as a beautiful evening. There

  was a strong wind blowing, turning back the

  leaves viciously on the trees. A storm, he

  thought, might come at any minute. Miss

  Waynflete, however, clutching her hat with

  one hand, walked by his side with every

  appearance of enjoyment, talking, as she

&
nbsp; went, in little gasps.

  It was a somewhat lonely lane they were

  taking, since from Doctor Humbleby's house

  the shortest way to Ashe Manor was not by

  the main road but by a side lane which led

  to one of the back gates of the manor house.

  This gate was not of the same ornate ironwork,

  but had two handsome gate pillars

  surmounted by two vast pink pineapples.

  Why pineapples, Luke had been unable to

  discover. But he gathered that to Lord

  Easterfield pineapples spelt distinction and

  good taste. As they approached the gate, the

  sound of voices raised in anger came to them.

  A moment later they came in sight of Lord

  Easterfield confronting a young man in chauffeur's

  uniform. "You're fired!" Lord Easterfield

  was shouting. "D'you hear? You're

  fired!"

  "If you'd overlook it, m'lord, just this

  once."

  "No, I won't overlook it! Taking my car

  out! My car! And what's more, you've been

  drinking! . . . Yes, you have; don't deny it!

  I've made it clear there are three things I

  won't have on my estate--one's drunkenness, another's immorality and the last's impertinence!"

  Though the man was not actually drunk, he had had enough to loosen his tongue. His

  manner changed. "You won't have this and

  you won't have that, you old buzzard! Your

  estate! Think we don't all know your father

  kept a boot shop down here? Makes us laugh

  ourselves sick, it does, seeing you strutting

  about as cock of the walk! Who are you, I'd

  like to know? You're no better than I am,

  that's what you are!"

  Lord Easterfield turned purple. "How dare

  you speak to me like that? How dare you?"

  The young man took a threatening step

  forward. "If you wasn't such a miserable

  pot-bellied little swine, I'd give you a sock

  on the jaw--yes, I would."

  Lord Easterfield hastily retreated a step, tripped over a root and went down in a

  sitting position. Luke had come up. "Get

  out of here," he said roughly to the chauffeur.

  The latter regained sanity. He looked

  frightened. "I'm sorry, sir. I don't know

  what came over me, I'm sure."

  "A couple of glasses too much, I should

  say," said Luke. He assisted Lord Easterfield

  to his feet.

  "I'm sorry, m'lord," stammered the man.

  "You'll be sorry for this. Rivers," said

 

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