Mr Jelly’s Business
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Table of Contents
Chapter One: Napoleon Bonaparte’s Holiday
Chapter Two: An Ordinary Wheat Town
Chapter Three: The Wheat Belt
Chapter Four: Mr Jelly
Chapter Five: Theories
Chapter Six: “The Spirit of Orstralia”
Chapter Seven: Within Another World
Chapter Eight: The Dance
Chapter Nine: Mr Poole
Chapter Ten: Bony Is Entertained
Chapter Eleven: Dual Mysteries
Chapter Twelve: Note Series K/11
Chapter Thirteen: Bony’s Invitations
Chapter Fourteen: Mr Thorn’s Ideas
Chapter Fifteen: Secrets
Chapter Sixteen: Mr Thorn’s Plant
Chapter Seventeen: After The Dance
Chapter Eighteen: Bony Is Called In
Chapter Nineteen: Mr Jelly Is Shot
Chapter Twenty: The Return of John Muir
Chapter Twenty-One: Needlework
Chapter Twenty-Two: Lucy Jelly’s Adventure
Chapter Twenty-Three: Trapped
Chapter Twenty-Four: Mrs Loftus Passes On
Chapter Twenty-Five: The Rabbit—And The Hunters
Chapter Twenty-Six: Finalizing A Case
Chapter Twenty-Seven: Landon Answers The Riddle
Other Titles by Arthur W. Upfield:
1 THE BARRAKEE MYSTERY
2 THE SANDS OF WINDEE
3 WINGS ABOVE THE DIAMANTINA
4 MR. JELLY’S BUSINESS
5 WINDS OF EVIL
6 THE BONE IS POINTED
7 THE MYSTERY OF SWORDFISH REEF
8 BUSHRANGER OF THE SKIES
9 DEATH OF A SWAGMAN
10 THE DEVIL’S STEPS
11 AN AUTHOR BITES THE DUST
12 THE MOUNTAINS HAVE A SECRET
13 THE WIDOWS OF BROOME
14 THE BACHELORS OF BROKEN HILL
15 THE NEW SHOE
16 VENOM HOUSE
17 MURDER MUST WAIT
18 DEATH OF A LAKE
19 THE CAKE IN THE HAT BOX
20 THE BATTLING PROPHET
21 MAN OF TWO TRIBES
22 BONY BUYS A WOMAN
23 BONY AND THE MOUSE
24 BONY AND THE BLACK VIRGIN
25 BONY AND THE KELLY GANG
26 BONY AND THE WHITE SAVAGE
27 THE WILL OF THE TRIBE
28 MADMAN’S BEND
29 THE LAKE FROME MONSTER
Chapter One
Napoleon Bonaparte’s Holiday
IF IT had not rained! If only the night of 2nd November had been fine! Raining thirty points that most important night was sheer cursed bad luck.
John Muir sauntered along the south side of Hay Street, Perth, heedless of the roaring traffic and of the crowd. To him the life and movement of the capital city of Western Australia was then of blank unconcern; of greater moment was the heavy shadow of failure resting on his career. To the average ambitious man temporary failure may mean little, and that little but the spur to the posts of achievement; failure now and then interposed among marked successes to one of Muir’s profession merely delays advancement; but failure repeated twice, one treading on the heels of the other, raised the bogey of supersession.
Detective-Sergeant Muir was not a big man as policemen go. There was no hint of the bulldog about his chin, or of the bull about his neck. Although he walked as walks every officer in the Police Force, having attended that school of the beat in which every constable is enrolled, John Muir in appearance looked far less a policeman than a smart cavalryman. Not much over forty years old, red of hair and complexion, he did not seem cut out to be a victim of worry: worry crowned him with peculiar incongruity. So deep were his cogitations about the weather that it was not the hand placed firmly on his left shoulder, nor the words spoken, but the soft drawling voice which said:
“Come! Take a little walk with me.”
It was a phrase he himself had often used, and the fact that other lips close to his ear now uttered it produced less surprise than did the well-remembered voice. The drabness of his mood gave instant place to the lights of the world about him. He swung towards the kerb, caught the arm of the man whose hand was upon his shoulder, and gazed with wonder and delight into a pair of beaming blue eyes set in a ruddy brown face.
“Bony! By the Great Wind, it’s Bony!”
“I at first thought you were the ghost of the Earl of Strafford on his way to the block,” Detective-Inspector Napoleon Bonaparte said gravely. “Then I was reminded of poor Sinbad the Sailor, wearied by the old fellow who so loved him. Why the mantle of gloom this bright Australian morning?”
“Where were you the night of the second of November?” demanded John Muir, his grey eyes twinkling with leaping happiness.
“November the second! Let me think. Ah! I was at home at Banyo, near Brisbane, with Marie, my wife, and Charles, and little Ed. I was reading to them Maeterlinck’s——”
“Did it rain that night?” Muir cut in as though he were the prosecuting counsel at a major trial.
His mind being taken back to the night of importance by Muir’s first question, Bony was able to answer the second without hesitation.
“No. It was fine and cool.”
“Then why the dickens couldn’t it have been fine and cool at Burracoppin, Western Australia?”
“The answer is quite beyond me.”
Detective-Sergeant Muir, of the Western Australian Police, slipped an arm through that of Detective-Inspector Napoleon Bonaparte, of the Queensland Police, and urged his superior across the street. The delight this chance meeting gave him, resulting in this impulsive act, suggested to the constable just behind them that the quietly dressed half-caste aboriginal was indeed taking officially a little walk with the detective-sergeant. He became puzzled when the two entered a teashop on the opposite side of the street.
They were fortunate to secure a table in a corner.
“The fact that it rained a certain night at a particular place seems to perturb you,” Bony remarked, with his inimitable blandness, after tea and cakes had been set before them.
“What are you doing here?” Muir asked with a trace of anxiety.
“Waiting for you to pour out my tea.” Bony’s deep blue eyes shone quizzingly. Perfect teeth gleamed between his lips when he spoke. His fine black hair, well brushed, had the lustre of polished ebony.
“Well, what are you doing here in the West?”
“Impulsive as ever, John. Your head is full of questions as uncontrollable as the tides. After all my interest taken in your career, despite my careful coaching extending over a period of eight years, in spite of your appearance, which is less like that of a policeman than any policeman I know, you flagrantly give away to even the most unsuspecting person your precise profession through your excessive questionings.”
John Muir laughed.
“By the Great Wind, Bony, old chump, I’m glad you are with me in this teashop,” he exclaimed with dancing eyes. “I’ve been wanting one man in all the world to get me out of a thunderin’ deep hole, and lo! that man whispers into my ear’ole: ‘Come, take a little walk with me.’ But tell us the story. How is it you’re in Perth just when I needed you?”
Muir was like a youth in the presence of a generously tipping uncle.
Softly Bony murmured, “I am here because you wanted me.”
“You knew it? How did you know?”
“You made a tangle of the Gascoyne affair, didn’t you?” Bony countered accusingly.
“Ye-es, I am afraid I did.”
When next he spoke Bony’s gaze was centered upon his plate.
“After all my tuition you took a creek without first
ascertaining the depth of the water. You accepted a conclusion not based on logical deduction. You ignored science, our greatest ally after Father Time. It was unfortunate that you arrested Greggs, wasn’t it?”
John Muir mentally groaned. Bony, looking up swiftly into his grey eyes, saw once again the shadow.
“You see, John, I have been following your career closely,” he went on in his calm, pleasant manner. “Because a man’s trousers are bloodstained, it does not follow that the blood on them is human blood. Granted that at the time you did not know Greggs was a sheep-stealer supplying the local butcher with cheap meat, you should, however, have walked slowly, making sure that the stains of blood were human or animal, and making equally sure Greggs did not get away whilst you were walking. Jumping thus to a most unscientific conclusion, which that great mathematician, Euclid, would have bitingly termed absurd, you permitted Andrews to get clear away.”
“I know, I know! What a fool I was!”
“Hardly a fool, John, but too impetuous. And now, why your worry regarding the weather during the night of November the second?”
Again sunlight chased away the shadows. From an inside pocket John Muir produced a wallet, and from the wallet a roughly drawn plan, which he laid before Bony.
“Here’s a drawing of a wheat town and locality named Burracoppin, one hundred and eighty miles east of Perth on the goldfields’ line,” the sergeant explained. “For eight days prior to the second of November a farmer named George Loftus was down here in Perth on business and pleasure. The licensee of the Burracoppin Hotel, Leonard Wallace, met Loftus in Perth during the afternoon of November the first, and Loftus, having unexpectedly completed his business, offered Wallace a lift to Burracoppin the next day.
“They left Perth at ten o’clock, and, as Loftus’s car is a light one, it was ten o’clock that night when they arrived at Wallace’s pub. After supper they went to the bar and stayed there drinking until one o’clock. By that time, according to Wallace, they were both well down by the stern. He says that when they went out to the car it was raining, and he urged Loftus to stay the night. But Loftus appears to be a pigheaded man in drink, and, drunk as he was, determined to drive home. Wallace, deciding to go with him, induced Loftus to wait while he informed Mrs Wallace. She heard them set off at ten minutes past one.”
With a stub of pencil Muir indicated the plan.
“When they left the hotel Loftus drove along the main road eastward. At the garage he should have turned south to the old York Road, a mile farther on, which would have brought him to the Number One Rabbit Fence in about another mile. This night, however, Loftus drove straight on east, following the railway, and Wallace expostulated, as this road was in bad condition. They had proceeded a quarter of a mile, still arguing, when Loftus stopped the car and ordered Wallace to get out. He then drove on alone, according to Wallace. He had about one mile to travel before reaching the rabbit fence, where he would turn south, traverse it for another mile, cross the old York Road, and after covering a third mile would arrive opposite his farm gate.
“But he never reached home. He crashed into the rabbit fence gate, and, when backing his car, backed the car into the State water-supply pipeline, which at that place runs along a deeply excavated trench. The car was smashed badly, of course. It was impossible for Loftus to get its back wheels up out of the trench. His hat was found beside the car, and Wallace’s hat was found on the back seat. Close by were two newly opened beer bottles.
“Of Loftus there had been no sign since Wallace, as he alleges, parted from him about one-twenty A.M. A search lasting twelve days has produced no result. If only it hadn’t rained thirty points the black tracker, brought from Merredin, would have picked out Loftus’s tracks, and have found him dead or alive.”
Muir ceased talking.
“Well?” urged Bony.
“The funny part about the affair is the time Wallace reached home. When he alighted from the car they were less than half a mile from the hotel. They left the hotel, remember, at one-ten. It would be one-twenty, no later, when they parted company, yet it was two-fifteen when he entered his bedroom, according to Mrs Wallace. He states that when Loftus drove away he walked back as far as the garage turning; there, feeling the effects of too much grog, he turned up along the south road for a walk.
“I think he did nothing of the sort: it doesn’t sound reasonable. Yet what did he do during those fifty-five minutes? He wouldn’t require fifty-five minutes to walk back to his home, a distance of less than half a mile. But if the two were together at the time of the smash, if they fought and Wallace killed Loftus, there was time to hide the body and get back home at the time Mrs Wallace said he did.”
“You have not found a body?” interposed Bony.
“No.”
“Then until a body is discovered we must assume that Loftus is still living. Has Wallace a record?”
“Nothing against him.”
“You are sure that Loftus did not reach his home?”
“Quite. Mrs Loftus is frantic about him.”
“Is the car still wedged above the pipeline?”
“Yes.”
“Why not arrest Wallace on suspicion?”
“Not on your life. Greggs was enough,” John Muir said fervently. “In future I’m creeping that slow and sure that a turtle will be a racehorse against me.”
“Overcautiousness is as big a fault as impetuosity,” Bony said with sudden twinkling eyes. “Your Burracoppin case captures my interest.”
“Will you lend a hand?”
Bony sighed.
“Alas, my dear John! You will have to go to Queensland.”
“To Queensland! Why?”
“If you go to Myall Station, out from Winton,” Bony said slowly, “if you proceed circumspectly, you will there find your lost friend, Andrew Andrews, whom you let slip away because you were so sure of Greggs. As the delightful Americans say, ‘Go get him, John!’”
“But why didn’t you have him arrested or arrest him yourself?” demanded Muir, so much astonished that he swayed back in his chair.
“Not being an ordinary policeman, but a crime investigator, I seldom make an arrest, as you well know. Arresting people is your particular job, John. We will tell a tale to your commissioner. We will persuade him that getting Andrews is of greater importance than finding Loftus, who, after all, may be playing a game of his own. I have still three weeks of my leave remaining, and, while you are away in Queensland, I will look after your interests in Burracoppin.”
“Bony, old man, how can I——”
“Don’t,” Bony urged with upraised hand. “I often enjoy a bus-man’s holiday. Between us we will make them promote you to an inspectorship. But curb your desire to question. It is your greatest fault. Curiosity has harmed other living things besides cats. Read Bunting’s ‘Letters to my Son’. He says——”
Chapter Two
An Ordinary Wheat Town
IN THE investigation of crime Napoleon Bonaparte was as great a man as was Lord Northcliffe in the profession of journalism. Like the late Lord Northcliffe, Bony, as he insisted upon being called, interested himself in the careers of several young men of promise. John Muir was one of Bony’s young men, having learned the rudiments of crime detection by valuable association with the little-known but brilliant half-caste. Yet of his several young men the Western Australian detective-sergeant was the slowest to learn Bony’s philosophy of crime detection. Although he knew it by heart he often failed to act on it, and consequently Bony’s advice was often repeated: “Never race Time. Make Time an ally, for Time is the greatest detective that ever was or ever will be.”
Together they gained an interview with the Western Australian Commissioner of Police. By previous agreement Bony was permitted to do most of the talking. He melted Major Reeves’s reserve, which his duality of race had created, with his cultured voice, his winning smile, and his vast store of knowledge that now and then was revealed beyond opened doors. He charmed Jo
hn Muir’s chief as he charmed everyone after five minutes of conversation.
The interview resulted in Major Reeves believing that John Muir had traced the murderer, Andrew Andrews, with the slight assistance rendered by the Queenslander. He consented to send his own man to Queensland and permit Bony to interest himself in the Burracoppin disappearance. It thus came about that Bony and Muir left Perth together by the Kalgoorlie express, the former alighting at the wheat town at five o’clock in the morning, and John Muir going on to the goldfields’ terminus where he would board the transcontinental train.
Day was breaking when the express pulled out of Burracoppin, leaving Bony on the small platform with a grip in one hand and a rolled swag of blankets and necessaries slung over a shoulder. No longer existed the tastefully dressed man who had accosted Detective-Sergeant Muir in Hay Street. In appearance now Bony was a workman wearing his second-best suit.
At this hour of the morning Burracoppin slept. The roar of the eastward-rushing train came humming back from the yellowing dawn. A dozen roosters were greeting the new day. Two cows meandered along the main road, cunningly putting as great a distance as possible between themselves and their milking places when milking time came. A party of goats gazed after them with satanic good humour.
When Bony emerged from the small station he faced southward. Opposite was the Burracoppin Hotel, a structure of brick against the older building of weatherboard which now was given up to bedrooms. To the left was a line of shops divided by vacant allotments. To the right the three trim whitewashed cottages, with the men’s quarters and trade shops beyond, owned by the State Rabbit Department. Behind Bony, beyond the railway, were other houses, the hall, a motor garage, and the school, for the railway halved this town; and running parallel with the railway, but below the surface of the ground, was the three-hundred-miles-long Mundaring-Kalgoorlie pipeline conveying water to the goldfields, and, through subsidiary pipes, over great areas of the vast wheat belts. Thus is Burracoppin, a replica of five hundred Australian wheat towns, clean and neat, brilliant in its whitewash and paint and its green bordering gum-trees.