Lady Margery's Intrigue

by Beaton, M. C.

  “I s-say,” he stammered, “I met Edgecombe at the corner of the street. Told him I was going to call on Lady Margery and he started to laugh. I asked him what was so funny and he said he thought the new sport would be more to my way of thinking.”

  The angry fire slowly died out of his friends’ faces. “What new sport?” asked Toby curiously.

  “Oh, it’s famous,” said the viscount. “You have never heard the like. You run along a street and ring all the doorbells.”

  “What’s so sporting about that?”

  “You have to move so fast that no one catches you. Edgecombe said that Dan Whittingham did one side of Albemarle Street in five minutes flat. Butlers and porters popping out all over the place, but he was like quicksilver. Not one of ’em saw him!”

  Freddie Jamieson took a deep breath. “Wager you I could do it in under five.”

  “Whittingham’s faster than you,” said Toby.

  “But he ain’t got my length of leg,” said Freddie proudly.

  “In better trim, though,” said Toby. “I’ll tell you what I’ll do—I’ll lay you a monkey you can’t beat Whittingham’s time.”

  “Done!” said Freddie.

  Viscount Swanley had become quite flushed with excitement. This was even more exciting than when they had all bet on the cricket match between the ladies of Surrey and Hampshire.

  “And I’ll time you, Freddie,” he cried, waving a gold repeater in the air.

  “Well, what are we waiting for?” cried Toby.

  They all bunched together in a concerted rush for the doorway and then stopped before the impassive figure of Chuffley.

  “Gentlemen,” said the butler. “Lady Margery is still abovestairs. Are you leaving now?”

  All three gave him a hunted look. Did not the man know that Venus herself would be incapable of coming between them and a sporting bet?

  “Give her ladyship our compliments,” said Toby hurriedly. “Pressing appointment, don’t you know.”

  “Pressing appointment. Very,” chorused the others.

  “Do hurry up,” urged Freddie, with the gambling light burning in his eyes. “We’d better go to White’s first and enter the bet in the book.”

  When the street door had crashed behind them, Chuffley stood scratching his head in dismay.

  Lady Margery came down the stairs once more in her pretty new image. She was wearing a grey and white gaberdine dress and a fetching little straw hat with a white veil.

  “Gone!” she exclaimed, staring at her butler. “Gone! Where?”

  “The gentlemen remembered a pressing sporting engagement, my lady,” said Chuffley. “They… er… have gone to ring all the doorbells and knock all the knockers in Albemarle Street.”

  “What on earth for?”

  “The idea, I gather, my lady, is to knock or ring at the door and then run away before one is caught.”

  “But that is a schoolboy prank.”

  “No doubt, my lady. But you see, the gentlemen will bet on very strange things, such as which of two geese will cross the road first or which of two flies will climb to the top of the windowpane first. There was even a walking-backwards race to Brighton.”

  Margery sat down suddenly on the stairs. “But I don’t understand. One minute they were glaring at each other and each determined to take me for a drive…”

  Chuffley gave an apologetic cough. “I happened to overhear Lord Peregrine—Viscount Swanley—explain that the Marquess of Edgecombe had mentioned the idea. The marquess met Lord Peregrine when his lordship was on his way here.”

  “Just mentioned it, did he?” said Margery with a martial glint in her eye. “I shall not give up my campaign because of the Marquess of Edgecombe.”

  “I believe a great number of the ton are to attend Mrs. Herbert-Smythe’s breakfast,” murmured Chuffley.

  “And you think they will be there. I have an invitation. The battle re-commences this afternoon,” said Lady Margery, removing her hat.

  The marquess sat in his study in Albemarle Street. He heard door knockers banging and bells ringing all along the length of the street outside, and smiled to himself.

  CHAPTER FIVE

  The marquess, strolling in the grounds of Mrs. Herbert-Smythe’s mansion in Richmond, was at a loss to understand his three friends.

  They had hailed him exuberantly enough, chattering on about their door-knocking triumph, and Freddie was flushed with victory over having cut nineteen seconds off the Whittingham record. But one by one they had fallen silent and moody.

  The marquess suddenly saw the voluptuous figure of Lady Camberwell crossing one of the lawns and hastened to her side to indulge in a little mild flirtation. His friends watched him go with envious eyes.

  “It’s all right for him,” said Freddie, breaking the silence. “He’s a Nonpareil, drives to an inch, good man in a bout of fisticuffs, but he’s at ease with the ladies as well. He smiles at them… so… and they fall at his feet. It ain’t any fun at these ton parties if you ain’t got a lady to smile at.”

  The others looked at him in astonishment at his perception. They had been wondering why they usually felt left out and at a loss.

  “Well, let’s do something about it,” said Toby heartily. “There’s the Misses Bentley sitting over there by that rose bush. Dashed pretty gels, both of them. Come along, lads!”

  The three strolled self-consciously towards the Bentley twins, who were identically fair and identically foolish.

  “Servant,” said Toby, bowing low, and suddenly conscious of his wilting shirt-points. “Pretty as a picture, heh!”

  Both girls unrolled their fans, cast down their eyes, and blushed. Their names were Rose and Beth respectively, but everyone found it hard to tell the difference between them.

  “Oh, Mr. Sanderson,” giggled Rose, looking up at him.

  Much emboldened, Toby and his friends felt that the nonsense of preliminary compliments was well over and plunged into an account of their morning’s adventures. The Bentley girls’ smiles grew thinner and thinner until the smiles disappeared altogether like letters being dropped in the postal box.

  “Should have seen the Worcesters’ Sambo’s face,” roared Freddie, remembering the black servant’s bewilderment.

  “Egad!” roared Toby, affectionately thumping his friend between the shoulder blades. “And damme, wasn’t old Burtwell’s butler hopping mad!”

  Viscount Swanley let out a high neigh of laughter as he relived the morning’s triumphs as well. “And d’ye remember old Burtwell himself shouting up and down the street, ‘Curst sons of whores, wait till I catch ye—I’ll cut your guts to ribbons!’”

  All three laughed heartily.

  “Mama,” whispered the Bentley girls in anguish.

  A formidable figure in a hideous turban surfaced from a bench on the other side of the rosebush and lumbered to the rescue.

  Gathering her chicks under her wing, Mrs. Bentley faced the three sportsmen.

  “How dare you,” she roared, turning as purple as her velvet turban. “How dare you soil the ears of my sweet innocents with language fit only for the stables.” She raked them up and down with a bulging blue glance and then swept her daughters off towards the house.

  The three watched them go in moody silence. “See what I mean?” said Freddie.

  Lady Margery Quennell had never before been considered witty or fashionable enough to be invited to such a grand breakfast. But that was before Mr. Brummell had smiled on her.

  Margery always considered it rather odd to call such an affair, which began at three in the afternoon and lasted till dawn, a “breakfast,” unless of course it was because no one in London society got out of bed before one in the afternoon.

  She stood at the entrance to the gardens with Lady Amelia at her side and heaved a sigh of pure pleasure.

  Mrs. Herbert-Smythe’s gardens were almost as famous as her fortune. Smooth green lawns, arbors of roses, reflecting ponds, rustic benches, and all the other flo
wers of summer were laid out like a picture to illustrate the perfect English garden.

  The Thames wound its green-and-gray way along the foot of the lawns where lines of tall yellow flag iris stood sentinel. The air was heavy with all the scents of early summer—freshly mown grass, thyme, mint, roses, honeysuckle, clover, and bryony. Butterflies performed their erratic dance over the summer lawns and through the golden air.

  Beyond the trees could be seen glimpses of the Herbert-Smythe mansion, an early Georgian gem of mellow gold brick.

  Chuffley followed Margery and Lady Amelia, his arms full of shawls. He had insisted on accompanying them instead of a footman, and Margery had been glad of her old retainer’s offer of support.

  She knew also that she was looking her best. She was wearing a daffodil-yellow Indian muslin gown with an overdress of heavy, creamy Valenciennes lace. Her wide-brimmed straw hat had a thick yellow silk ribbon round the small crown and falling down her back in two long streamers. Yellow is usually a trying color, but it emphasized the creaminess of Lady Margery’s skin and added gold lights to her sandy curls.

  She hesitated at the end of a walk. A light breeze moved across the lawns. All London’s fashionable set seemed to be present. It was then that she saw three familiar figures standing at the other end of the walk.

  “It’s all your fault,” said Toby to Viscount Swanley. You and your curst this and curst that. No wonder they ran away.”

  “You started it,” retorted Viscount Swanley, digging the heel of his shoe savagely into the smooth turf.

  “I don’t know what’s come over us all,” said Freddie pettishly. “Demme, we’ve been here half an hour and we ain’t even had a drink.”

  His friends eyed him with a tinge of respect. Trust old Freddie to get to the heart of the matter.

  They were just about to make their way towards the marquee which housed the wine and liqueurs when Toby put a restraining hand on Freddie’s arm. He pointed down the walk. “I say, ain’t that her? Ain’t that Lady Margery?”

  His companions turned around and looked. The lace of her dress swirling about her trim figure, Lady Margery came slowly towards them. All at once remembered their behavior of the morning and were about to flee. Then they realized that she was smiling. Actually smiling.

  She came up to them and said those glorious words, “How splendid to see you all again. You must tell me all about your famous bet.”

  They looked at her warily. “Do you really want to know?” asked Freddie in awed tones.

  “Yes, really. While I have some tea, of course.”

  How those three delighted sportsmen bustled about! The amazed guests stared as the three well-known misogynists helped Lady Margery to tea, helped her to cakes, opened her parasol for her, brushed away flies, fanned her enthusiastically, found her a little table at a corner of the marquee reserved for such innocuous refreshments, and then sat themselves down and looked at her with the air of three expectant dogs.

  “Now you can tell me all about it,” said Margery.

  They began very cautiously and then warmed to their story as Margery laughed and clapped her appreciation. How splendid it was, thought each of the three, to have a young lady to pay court to.

  The sun began to set behind the trees and they escorted her over to the marquee where supper was being laid out. They talked and talked until the stars came out. They talked and talked and Lady Margery smiled and waved her fan and listened. They heard the sounds of the band tuning up and busily began to sign their names in her dance card. Lady Amelia relaxed and began to enjoy the evening. Lady Margery’s intrigues were not so terrible after all.

  Chuffley, standing behind his mistress’s chair, decided to go and have a bumper of wine to celebrate, the minute the dancing started. It was surely only a question now of which gentleman Lady Margery would choose.

  Occasionally Lady Margery would be aware of the cool blue gaze of the marquess resting on her. She hoped he would ask her to dance, she wished the next minute he would go away… she didn’t know what she wanted.

  “Lady Margery is making marvelous progress,” remarked Mr. George Brummell maliciously. “Don’t you think so, Charles?”

  The Marquess of Edgecombe raised his quizzing glass and surveyed the picture of Lady Margery surrounded by her court of admirers.

  “It does not worry me, dear George. I can put a stop to that any time I wish.”

  “How?”

  “Watch me, dear George. Just watch!”

  He ambled leisurely across to where Lady Margery was sitting and bowed over her hand. He then turned and bowed to his friends.

  “Lady Margery is unaware of the great compliment you are paying her,” he said smoothly.

  “Compliment?” asked Toby curiously.

  “Yes. Sporting gentlemen like you, forsaking a splendid bet to entertain this very beautiful young lady.”

  “Bet!” Three pairs of eyes stared at him. Lady Margery was forgotten.

  “You know that little bridge that spans the pond over on the west lawn,” said the marquess, waving one slender white hand in that direction. “I heard Gully Whyte betting Harry Trent that only Colonel Dan McKinnon could walk across the parapet without falling in the water.”

  Colonel Dan McKinnon was famous for his feats of agility.

  “Pooh!” said Viscount Swanley. “That little bridge! I could do it in a trice!”

  “Care to lay a wager?” murmured the marquess.

  “An hundred guineas says Swanley can do it,” declared Toby, becoming red with excitement. “And what about you, Edgecombe?”

  “I shall stay and entertain Lady Margery.”

  Margery looked up at him, her eyes sparkling with anger. “But I would very much like to see you try this feat, my lord.”

  “Yes. Hang it all,” said Freddie, “you told us about it.”

  “Very well,” said the marquess. “Come, gentlemen.” And without a backward glance they marched off, leaving Lady Margery alone with Lady Amelia and quite forgetting that the sets were being already made up for the rosière quadrille.

  “I am going to follow them,” said Margery, getting to her feet. “I know the marquess thought up that stupid bet on the spur of the moment. How dare he try to take his friends away from me. How dare he!”

  Lady Amelia put a restraining hand on her arm. “You must be guided by me, Margery. It is not at all comme il faut to literally run after these gentlemen.”

  “Then I shall walk,” said Margery mulishly, and she started off across the lawn followed by Chuffley, who, despite his loyalty to his mistress, was looking forward to seeing a bit of sport to relieve the tedium of the day.

  Lanterns decorated the rosebushes and hung from the trees. A perfect full moon rode the clear black sky overhead. It was a night made for lovers, reflected Lady Margery, and not for idiotic bets.

  By the time she had reached the pond, Viscount Swanley had already removed his dancing pumps and was teetering at the beginning of the parapet in his stockinged feet. His friends were cheering him on.

  A crowd began to gather behind Lady Margery, attracted by the noise.

  Viscount Swanley did splendidly until he reached the middle of the thin arched wooden parapet. He wobbled, he tottered, he threw one anguished look up towards the heavens, and then plunged headlong into the water. The crowd roared in delight.

  “Go on, Edgecombe,” said Toby sulkily.

  “Go on yourself, Sanderson,” yelled someone in the crowd. “Bet you that ton of lard you carry around your middle won’t let you do it.”

  That was enough for Toby. He removed his shoes and leaped up on the parapet with a lightness and agility amazing in so heavy a man. But he only managed a few steps before he lost his footing and hit the water with a splendid splash.

  The marquess removed his shoes. But Freddie, who had managed to consume several glasses of burgundy during supper, felt game for anything. Exhilarated by the roars of the crowd, and suddenly aware that Margery was watchin
g them, he volunteered to go next.

  With the cautious step of the half-inebriated, he reached the top of the parapet, just where it curved, without mishap. After all, he often had to negotiate the pavements of London in the early hours of the morning as if they were a series of tightropes.

  Perhaps he would have made it if some wag had not roared out, “Look at the water, Jamieson. Not often you look at water, eh!”

  Freddie looked down. The black water shimmered and sparkled with the reflections of hundreds of lanterns and myriads of stars. He began to shake and tremble, he swayed wildly backwards and forwards in an effort to keep his footing. But the damage had been done. He plunged in, and swam to the bank to join his two shivering friends.

  The marquess removed his jacket and leapt up onto the parapet. Margery was pushed close to him by the press of the crowd. “I hope you fall,” she said in a low voice.

  The blue eyes glinted down at her in the moonlight. “But I shall not, my dear lady,” he answered, and added in a murmur, “and the object has been achieved after all. My three friends will be obliged to leave the party.”

  Somewhere deep in her heart, Margery had hoped that he had not planned this mischief. Now she looked up at him with her eyes blazing with anger. He gave her a mocking wave of his hand and set off along the parapet, negotiating it with insolent ease. To a roar from the crowd, he nimbly turned about at the end and strolled back. Then he came to a stop, standing over Margery and looking down at her with a smile of triumph curving his lips.

  He made a low bow and his whisper reached only Margery’s ears. “After all, my lady, all is fair in love and war.”

  “Exactly,” said Lady Margery grimly. Before he knew what she was about, she had put the pointed end of her parasol under one of his stockinged feet—and heaved. He hit the water with less grace than his friends. He had been near the edge, so he landed in only a foot of water and slimy mud.

  Lady Margery turned and pushed her way through the amused and curious crowd. Lady Amelia fussed after her, pointing out that they might as well go home. After all, the gentlemen would hardly be returning all the way to Richmond after they had changed into dry clothes.