The B. M. Bower Megapack

by B. M. Bower

  “I think it must be perfectly fascinating to talk that way to persons miles off,” said Evadna, eying the chittering sounder with something approaching awe. “I watched your fingers, and tried to imagine what it was they were saying—but I couldn’t even guess.”

  Miss Georgie Howard laughed queerly. “No, I don’t suppose you could,” she murmured, and added, with a swift glance at the other: “They said, ‘You go to the devil.’” She held up the offending hand and regarded it intently. “You wouldn’t think it of them, would you? But they have to say things sometimes—in self-defense. There are two or three fresh young men along the line that can’t seem to take a hint unless you knock them in the head with it.”

  She cast a malevolent look at the clicking instrument. “He’s trying to square himself,” she observed carelessly. “But, unfortunately, I’m out. He seems on the verge of tears, poor thing.”

  She poked investigatingly among the chocolates, and finally selected a delectable morsel with epicurean care.

  “You haven’t told me about the polysyllabic young man,” she reminded. “He has held my heart in bondage since he said to Pete Hamilton yesterday in the store—ah—” She leaned and barely reached a slip of paper which was lying upon a row of books. “I wrote it down so I wouldn’t forget it,” she explained parenthetically. “He said to Pete, in the store, just after Pete had tried to say something funny with the usual lamentable failure—um—‘You are mentally incapable of recognizing the line of demarcation between legitimate persiflage and objectionable familiarity.’ Now, I want to know what sort of a man, under fifty and not a college professor, would—or could—say that without studying it first. It sounded awfully impromptu and easy—and yet he looks—well, cowboyish. What sort of a young man is he?”

  “He’s a perfectly horrid young man.” Evadna leaned to help herself to more chocolates. “He—well, just to show you how horrid, he calls me a—a Christmas angel! And—”

  “Did he!” Miss Georgie eyed her measuringly between bites. “Tag him as being intelligent, a keen observer, with the ability to express himself—” She broke off, and turned her head ungraciously toward the sounder, which seemed to be repeating something over and over with a good deal of insistence. “That’s Shoshone calling,” she said, frowning attentively. “They’ve got an old crank up there in the office—I’d know his touch among a million—and when he calls he means business. I’ll have to speak up, I suppose.” She sighed, tucked a chocolate into her cheek, and went scowling to the table. “Can’t the idiot see I’m out?” she complained whimsically. “What’s that card for, I wonder?”

  She threw the switch, rattled a reply, and then, as the sounder settled down to a steady click-clickety-click-click, she drew a pad toward her, pulled up the chair with her foot, sat down, and began to write the message as it came chattering over the wire. When it was finished and the sounder quiet, her hand awoke to life upon the key. She seemed to be repeating the message, word for word. When she was done, she listened, got her answer, threw off the switch with a sweep of her thumb, and fumbled among the papers on the table until she found an envelope. She addressed it with a hasty scrawl of her pencil, sealed it with a vicious little spat of her hand, and then sat looking down upon it thoughtfully.

  “I suppose I’ve got to deliver that immediately, at once, without delay,” she said. “There’s supposed to be an answer. Chicken, some queer things happen in this business. Here’s that weak-eyed, hollow-chested Saunders, that seems to have just life enough to put in about ten hours a day reading ‘The Duchess,’ getting cipher messages like the hero of a detective story. And sending them, too, by the way. We operators are not supposed to think; but all the same—” She got her receipt-book, filled rapidly a blank line, tucked it under her arm, and went up and tapped Evadna lightly upon the head with the envelope. “Want to come along? Or would you rather stay here? I won’t be more than two minutes.”

  She was gone five; and she returned with a preoccupied air which lasted until she had disposed of three chocolates and was carefully choosing a fourth.

  “Chicken,” she said then, quietly, “do you know anything about your uncle and his affairs?” And added immediately: “The chances are ten to one you don’t, and wouldn’t if you lived there till you were gray?”

  “I know he’s perfectly lovely,” Evadna asserted warmly. “And so is Aunt Phoebe.”

  “To be sure.” Miss Georgie smiled indulgently. “I quite agree with you. And by the way, I met that polysyllabic cowboy again—and I discovered that, on the whole, my estimate was incorrect. He’s emphatically monosyllabic. I said sixteen nice things to him while I was waiting for Pete to wake up Saunders; and he answered in words of one syllable; one word, of one syllable. I’m beginning to feel that I’ve simply got to know that young man. There are deeps there which I am wild to explore. I never met any male human in the least like him. Did you? So absolutely—ah—inscrutable, let us say.”

  “That’s just because he’s part Indian,” Evadna declared, with the positiveness of youth and inexperience. “It isn’t inscrutability, but stupidity. I simply can’t bear him. He’s brutal, and rude. He told me—told me, mind you—that he doesn’t like women. He actually warned me against thinking his politeness—if he ever is polite, which I doubt—means more than just common humanity. He said he didn’t want me to misunderstand him and think he liked me, because he doesn’t. He’s a perfect savage. I simply loathe him!”

  “I’d certainly see that he repented, apologized, and vowed eternal devotion,” smiled Miss Georgie. “That should be my revenge.”

  “I don’t want any revenge. I simply want nothing to do with him. I don’t want to speak to him, even.”

  “He’s awfully good—looking,” mused Miss Georgie.

  “He looks to me just like an Indian. He ought to wear a blanket, like the rest.”

  “Then you’re no judge. His eyes are dark; but they aren’t snaky, my dear. His hair is real wavy, did you notice? And he has the dearest, firm mouth. I noticed it particularly, because I admire a man who’s a man. He’s one. He’d fight and never give up, once he started. And I think”—she spoke hesitatingly—“I think he’d love—and never give up; unless the loved one disappointed him in some way; and then he’d be strong enough to go his way and not whine about it. I do hate a whiner! Don’t you?”

  A shadow fell upon the platform outside the door, and Saunders appeared, sidling deprecatingly into the room. He pulled off his black, slouched hat and tucked it under his arm, smoothed his lank, black hair, ran his palm down over his lank, unshaven face with a smoothing gesture, and sidled over to the telegraph table.

  “Here’s the answer to that message,” he said, in a limp tone, without any especial emphasis or inflection. “If you ain’t too busy, and could send it right off—it’s to go C.O.D. and make ’em repeat it, so as to be sure—”

  “Certainly, Mr. Saunders.” Miss Georgie rose, the crisp, businesslike operator, and went to the table. She took the sheet of paper from him with her finger tips, as if he were some repulsive creature whose touch would send her shuddering, and glanced at the message. “Write it on the regular form,” she said, and pushed a pad and pencil toward him. “I have to place it on file.” Whereupon she turned her back upon him, and stood staring down the railroad track through the smoke-grimed window until a movement warned her that he was through.

  “Very well—that is all,” she said, after she had counted the words twice. “Oh—you want to wait for the repeat.”

  She laid her fingers on the key and sent the message in a whirl of chittering little sounds, waited a moment while the sounder spoke, paused, and then began a rapid clicking, which was the repeated message, and wrote it down upon its form.

  “There—if it’s correct, that’s all,” she told him in a tone of dismissal, and waited openly for him to go. Which he did, after a sly glance at Evadna, a licking of pale lips, as if he would speak but lacked the courage, and a leering grin at Miss
Georgie.

  He was no sooner over the threshold than she slammed the door shut, in spite of the heat. She walked to the window, glanced down the track again, turned to the table, and restlessly arranged the form pads, sticking the message upon the file. She said something under her breath, snapped the cover on the inkwell, sighed, patted her pompadour, and finally laughed at her own uneasiness.

  “Whenever that man comes in here,” she observed impatiently, “I always feel as if I ought to clean house after him. If ever there was a human toad—or snake, or—ugh! And what does he mean—sending twenty-word messages that don’t make sense when you read them over, and getting others that are just a lot of words jumbled together, hit or miss? I wish—only it’s unprofessional to talk about it—but, just the same, there’s some nasty business brewing, and I know it. I feel guilty, almost, every time I send one of those cipher messages.”

  “Maybe he’s a detective,” Evadna hazarded.

  “Maybe.” Miss Georgie’s tone, however, was extremely skeptical. “Only, so far as I can discover, there’s never been anything around here to detect. Nobody has been murdered, or robbed, or kidnapped that I ever heard of. Pete Hamilton says not. And—I wonder, now, if Saunders could be watching somebody! Wouldn’t it be funny, if old Pete himself turned out to be a Jesse James brand of criminal? Can you imagine Pete doing anything more brutal than lick a postage stamp?”

  “He might want to,” Evadna guessed shrewdly, “but it would be too much trouble.”

  “Besides,” Miss Georgie went on speculating, “Saunders never does anything that anyone ever heard of. Sweeps out the store, they say—but I’d hate to swear to that. I never could catch it when it looked swept—and brings the mail sack over here twice a day, and gets one to take back. And reads novels. Of course, the man’s half dead with consumption; but no one would object to that, if these queer wires hadn’t commenced coming to him.”

  “Why don’t you turn detective yourself and find out?” Plainly, Evadna was secretly laughing at her perturbed interest in the matter.

  “Thanks. I’m too many things already, and I haven’t any false hair or dark lantern. And, by the way, I’m going to have the day off, Sunday. Charlie Green is coming up to relieve me. And—couldn’t we do something?” She glanced wearily around the little office. “Honest, I’d go crazy if I stayed here much longer without a play spell. I want to get clear out, away from the thing—where I can’t even hear a train whistle.”

  “Then you shall come down to the ranch the minute you can get away, and we’ll do something or go somewhere. The boys said they’d take me fishing—but they only propose things so they can play jokes on me, it seems to me. They’d make me fall in the river, or something, I just know. But if you’d like to go along, there’d be two of us—”

  “Chicken, we’ll go. I ought to be ashamed to fish for an invitation the way I did, but I’m not. I haven’t been down to the Hart ranch yet; and I’ve heard enough about it to drive me crazy with the desire to see it. Your Aunt Phoebe I’ve met, and fallen in love with—that’s a matter of course. She told me to visit her just any time, without waiting to be invited especially. Isn’t she the dearest thing? Oh! that’s a train order, I suppose—sixteen is about due. Excuse me, chicken.”

  She was busy then until the train came screeching down upon the station, paused there while the conductor rushed in, got a thin slip of paper for himself and the engineer, and rushed out again. When the train grumbled away from the platform and went its way, it left man standing there, a fish-basket slung from one shoulder, a trout rod carefully wrapped in its case in his hand, a box which looked suspiciously like a case of some bottled joy at his feet, and a loose-lipped smile upon his face.

  “Howdy, Miss Georgie?” he called unctuously through the open door.

  Miss Georgie barely glanced at him from under her lashes, and her shoulders indulged themselves in an almost imperceptible twitch.

  “How do you do, Mr. Baumberger?” she responded coolly, and very, very gently pushed the door shut just as he had made up his mind to enter.

  CHAPTER VIII

  THE AMIABLE ANGLER

  Baumberger—Johannes was the name he answered to when any of his family called, though to the rest of the world he was simply Baumberger—was what he himself called a true sport. Women, he maintained, were very much like trout; and so, when this particular woman calmly turned her back upon the smile cast at her, he did not linger there angling uselessly, but betook himself to the store, where his worldly position, rather than his charming personality, might be counted upon to bring him his meed of appreciation.

  Good Indian and Jack, sitting side by side upon the porch and saying very little, he passed by with a careless nod, as being not worth his attention. Saunders, glancing up from the absorbing last chapter of “The Brokenhearted Bride,” also received a nod, and returned it apathetically. Pete Hamilton, however, got a flabby handshake, a wheezy laugh, and the announcement that he was down from Shoshone for a good, gamy tussle with that four-pounder he had lost last time.

  “And I don’t go back till I get him—not if I stay here a week,” he declared, with jocular savagery. “Took half my leader and my pet fly—I got him with a peacock-bodied gray hackle that I revised to suit my own notions—and, by the great immortal Jehosaphat, he looked like a whale when he jumped up clear of the riffle, turned over, and—” His flabby, white hand made a soaring movement to indicate the manner in which the four-pounder had vanished.

  “Better take a day off and go with me, Pete,” he suggested, getting an unwieldy-looking pipe from the pocket of his canvas fishing-coat, and opening his eyes at a trout-fly snagged in the mouthpiece. “Now, how did that fly come there?” he asked aggrievedly, while he released it daintily for all his fingers looked so fat and awkward. He stuck the pipe in the corner of his mouth, and held up the fly with that interest which seems fatuous to one who has no sporting blood in his veins.

  “Last time I used that fly was when I was down here three weeks ago—the day I lost the big one. Ain’t it a beauty, eh? Tied it myself. And, by the great immortal Jehosaphat, it fetches me the rainbows, too. Good mind to try it on the big one. Don’t see how I didn’t miss it out of my book—I must be getting absent-minded. Sign of old age, that. Failing powers and the like.” He shook his head reprovingly and grinned, as if he considered the idea something of a joke. “Have to buck up—a lawyer can’t afford to grow absent-minded. He’s liable to wake up some day and find himself without his practice.”

  He got his fly-book from the basket swinging at his left hip, opened it, turned the leaves with the caressing touch one gives to a cherished thing, and very carefully placed the fly upon the page where it belonged; gazed gloatingly down at the tiny, tufted hooks, with their frail-looking five inches of gut leader, and then returned the book fondly to the basket.

  “Think I’ll go on down to the Harts’,” he said, “so as to be that much closer to the stream. Daylight is going to find me whipping the riffles, Peter. You won’t come along? You better. Plenty of—ah—snake medicine,” he hinted, chuckling so that the whole, deep chest of him vibrated. “No? Well, you can let me have a horse, I suppose—that cow-backed sorrel will do—he’s gentle, I know. I think I’ll go out and beg an invitation from that Hart boy—never can remember those kids by name—Gene, is it, or Jack?”

  He went out upon the porch, laid a hand upon Jack’s shoulder, and beamed down upon him with what would have passed easily for real affection while he announced that he was going to beg supper and a bed at the ranch, and wanted to know, as a solicitous after-thought, if Jack’s mother had company, or anything that would make his presence a burden.

  “Nobody’s there—and, if there was, it wouldn’t matter,” Jack assured him carelessly. “Go on down, if you want to. It’ll be all right with mother.”

  “One thing I like about fishing down here,” chuckled Baumberger, his fat fingers still resting lightly upon Jack’s shoulder, “is the pleasure
of eating my fish at your house. There ain’t another man, woman, or child in all Idaho can fry trout like your mother. You needn’t tell her I said so—but it’s a fact, just the same. She sure is a genius with the frying-pan, my boy.”

  He turned and called in to Pete, to know if he might have the sorrel saddled right away. Since Pete looked upon Baumberger with something of the awed admiration which he would bestow upon the President, he felt convinced that his horses were to be congratulated that any one of them found favor in his eyes.

  Pete, therefore, came as near to roaring at Saunders as his good nature and his laziness would permit, and waited in the doorway until Saunders had, with visible reluctance, laid down his book and started toward the stable.

  “Needn’t bother to bring the horse down here, my man,” Baumberger called after him. “I’ll get him at the stable and start from there. Well, wish me luck, Pete—and say! I’ll expect you to make a day of it with me Sunday. No excuses, now. I’m going to stay over that long, anyhow. Promised myself three good days—maybe more. A man’s got to break away from his work once in a while. If I didn’t, life wouldn’t be worth living. I’m willing to grind—but I’ve got to have my playtime, too. Say, I want you to try this rod of mine Sunday. You’ll want one like it yourself, if I’m any good at guessing. Just got it, you know—it’s the one I was talking to yuh about last time I was down.

  “W-ell—I reckon my means of conveyance is ready for me—so long, Peter, till Sunday. See you at supper, boys.”

  He hooked a thumb under the shoulder-strap of his basket, pulled it to a more comfortable position, waved his hand in a farewell, which included every living thing within sight of him, and went away up the narrow, winding trail through the sagebrush to the stable, humming something under his breath with the same impulse of satisfaction with life which sets a cat purring.

  Some time later, he appeared, in the same jovial mood, at the Hart ranch, and found there the welcome which he had counted upon—the welcome which all men received there upon demand.