The B. M. Bower Megapack

by B. M. Bower

  Casey turned suspiciously at the laugh and the sound of the door opening. He swung round and steadied himself with his back against the bunk when he saw Mart and Joe lift their hands and hold them there, palms outward, a bit higher than their heads. Something in the sight enraged Casey unreasoningly. A flick of the memory may have carried him back to the old days in the mining camps when Casey drove stage and hold-ups were frequent.

  “What ’r yuh tryin’ to pull on me now?” he bawled, and rushed headlong toward them, pushing them forcibly out into the open with a collision of his body against Joe. Outside, a voice harshly commanded him to throw up his hands—and it was then that Casey Ryan’s Irish fighting blood boiled and bubbled over. Unconsciously he pushed his hat forward over one eye, drew back his lips in a fighting grin, stepped down off the low doorsill with a lurch that nearly sent him sprawling and went weaving belligerently toward a group of five men whose attitude was anything but conciliatory.

  “Casey Ryan! I’m dogged if it ain’t Casey!” exclaimed a familiar voice in the group, whereat the others looked astonished. Through his slits of swollen lids Casey glared toward the voice and recognized Barney Oakes, grinning at him with what Casey considered a Judas treachery. He saw two men step away from Joe and the boss, leaving them in handcuffs.

  “Take them irons off’n my friends!” bellowed Casey as he charged. “Whadda yuh think you’re doin’, anyway? Take ’em off! It’s Casey Ryan that’s tellin’ yuh, an’ yuh better heed what he says, before you’re tore from limb to limb!”

  “B-but, Casey! This ’ere’s a shurf’s possy!” The voice of Barney rose in a protesting squawk. “I brung ’em all the way over here to your rescue! They brung a cor’ner to view your remains! Don’t you know your pardner, Barney Oakes?

  “Ah-h—I know yuh think I don’t? I know yuh to a fare-yuh-well! Brung a cor’ner, did yuh? Tha’s all right—goin’ t’ need a cor’ner-but he won’t set on Casey Ryan’s remains—you c’n ask anybody if any cor’ners ever set on Casey Ryan yit! Naw.” Casey snarled as contemptuously as was possible to a man in his condition. “No cor’ner ever set on Casey Ryan, an’ he ain’t goin’ to!”

  The men glanced questioningly at one another. One laughed. He was a large, smooth-jowled man inclined to portliness, and his laugh vibrated his entire front contagiously so that the others grinned and took it for granted that Casey Ryan was a comedy element introduced unexpectedly where they had thought to find him a tragedy.

  “No, you’re a pretty lively man for me to sit on; I admit it,” the portly man remarked. “I’m the coroner, and it looks as if I wouldn’t sit, this trip.”

  Casey eyed him blearily, not in the least mollified but instead swinging to a certain degree of lucidity that was nevertheless governed largely by the hoot he had swallowed in the hootch.

  “There’s part of a burro ’round here some’er’s you c’n set on,” Casey informed him grimly, and fumbled in his coat pocket for his pipe. He drew it out empty, looked at it and returned it to his pocket. One who knew Casey intimately would have detected a hidden purpose in his manner. The warning was faint, indefinable at best, and difficult to picture in words. One might say that an intimate acquaintance would have detected a false note in Casey’s defiance. His manner was restrained just when violence would have been more natural.

  “Damn a pipe,” Casey grumbled with drunken petulance. “Anybody got a cigarette? I’m single-handed an’ I ain’t able t’ roll ’em.”

  It was the coroner himself who handed Casey a “tailor-made.” Casey nodded glumly, accepted a match and lighted the cigarette almost as if he were sober. He looked the group over noncommittally, eyed again the handcuffs on Mart and Joe, sent a veiled glance toward Barney Oakes and turned away. He still held the center of the stage. Fully expecting to find him dead, the sheriff and his men were slow to adjust themselves to the fact that he was very much alive and very drunk and apparently not greatly interested in his rescue.

  Casey halted in his unsteady progress toward the dugout. The sheriff was already questioning his two prisoners about other members of the gang; but he looked up when Casey lifted up his voice and spoke his mind of the moment.

  “Brung a cor’ner, did yuh, lookin’ for some one to set on! Barney Oakes is the man that’ll need a cor’ner in a minute. You’re all goin’ to need ’im. Casey Ryan never stood around yit whilst his friends was hobbled up by a shurf—turn ’em loose an’ turn ’em loose quick! An’ git back away from Barney Oakes so he won’t drop on yuh in chunks—I’ll fix ’im for yuh to set on!”

  His hand had gone up to his cigarette, but only Joe knew what was likely to follow. Joe gave a yell of warning, ducked and ran straight away from the group. The sheriff yelled also and gave chase. The group was broken—luckily—just as Casey heaved something in that direction.

  “I blowed up a jackass yesterday when they thought I couldn’t—I’ll blow up a bunch of ’em today! Yuh c’n set on what’s left uh Barney Oakes!”

  The explosion scattered dirt and small stones—and the sheriff’s posse. Casey sent one malevolent glance over his shoulder as he stumbled into the dugout.

  “Missed ’im!” he grumbled disgustedly to himself when he saw no fragments of Barney falling. His ferociousness, like the dynamite, annihilated itself with the explosion. “Missed ’im! Casey Ryan’s gittin’ old; old an’ sick an’ a damn’ fool. Missed ’im with the last shot—drunk—drunk an’ don’t give a darn!”

  He slammed the door shut behind him, pushed his hat forward so violently that it rested on the bridge of his nose, and wabbled over to his bunk. This time his foot found the edge of the lower bunk, and he scratched and clawed his way up and rolled in upon the blankets.

  He was asleep and snoring when the sheriff, edging his way in as if he were an animal trainer’s apprentice entering the lion’s cage, sneaked on his toes to the bunk and slipped the handcuffs on Casey.

  CHAPTER SEVEN

  Casey awoke almost sober and considerably surprised when he discovered the handcuffs. His injured hand was throbbing from the poison in his system and the steel band on his swollen wrist. His head still ached frightfully and his tongue felt thick and dry as flannel in his mouth.

  He rolled over and sat up, staring uncomprehendingly at the cabin full of men. The sight of Barney Oakes recalled in a measure his performance with the dynamite; at least, he felt a keen disappointment that Barney was alive and whole and grinning. Casey could not see what there was to grin about, and he took it as a direct insult to himself.

  Mart and Joe sat sullenly on a bench against the wall, and Paw reclined in his bunk at the farther end of the room. A blood-stained bandage wrapped Paw’s head turbanwise, and his little, deep-set eyes gleamed wickedly in his pallid face. Casey looked for Hank, but he was not there.

  A strange man was cooking supper, and Casey wanted to tell him that he was slicing the bacon twice as thick as it should be. The corpulent man, whom he dimly remembered as a coroner, was talking with a big, burly individual whom Casey guessed was the sheriff. A man came in and announced to the big man that the car was fixed and they could go any time. Mart, who had been staring morosely down at his shackled wrists, lifted his head and spoke to the sheriff.

  “You’ll have to do something about my mother,” he said, and bit his lip at the manner in which every head swung his way.

  “What about your mother?” the sheriff asked moving toward him. “Is she here?” His eyes sent a quick glance around the room which obviously had four outside walls.

  Mart swallowed. “She has a cabin to herself,” he explained constrainedly. “She—she isn’t quite right. Strangers excite her. She—hasn’t been well since my father was killed in the mine; she’s quiet enough with us—she knows us. I don’t know how she’ll be now. I’m afraid—but she can’t be left here alone; all I ask is, be as gentle as you can.”

  The sheriff looked from him to Joe. Joe nodded confirmation. “Plumb harmless,” he said gruffly. “It is kinda—piti
ful. Thinks everybody in the world is damned and going to hell on a long lope.” He gave a snort that resembled neither mirth nor disgust. “Mebbe she’s right at that,” he added grimly.

  The sheriff asked more questions, and Mart stood up. “I’ll show you where she is, sure. But can’t you leave her be till we’re ready to start? She—it ain’t right to bring her here.”

  “She’ll want her supper,” the sheriff reminded Mart. “We’ll be driving all night. Is she sick abed?”

  Casey lay down again and turned his face to the wall. He remembered the old woman now, and he hoped sincerely they would not bring her into the cabin. But whatever they did, Casey wanted no part in it whatever. He wanted to be left alone, and he wanted to think. More than all else he wanted not to see again the old woman who chanted horrible things while she rocked and rocked.

  He was roused from uneasy slumber by two officious souls, one of whom was Barney Oakes. Their intentions were kindly enough, they only wanted to give him his supper. But Casey wanted neither supper nor kindly intentions, and he was still unregenerately regretful that Barney Oakes was not lying out on the garbage heap in a more or less fragmentary condition. They raised him to a sitting posture, and Casey swung his legs over the edge of the bunk and delivered a ferocious kick at Barney Oakes.

  He caught Barney under the chin, and Barney went down for several counts. After that Casey wore hobbles on his feet, and was secretly rather proud of the fact that they considered him so dangerous as all that. Had his mood not been a sulky one which refused to have speech with any one there, they would probably have found it wise to gag him as well.

  That is one night in Casey’s turbulent life which he never recalled if he could help it. Two cars had brought the sheriff’s party, and one was a seven-passenger. In the roomy rear seat of this car, Casey, shackled and savage, was made to ride with Mart and his mother. Two deputies occupied the folding seats and never relaxed their watchfulness.

  Casey’s head still ached splittingly, and the jolting of the car did not serve to ease the pain. The old woman sat in the middle, with a blanket wound round and round her to hold her quiet; which it failed to do. Into Casey’s ear rolled the full volume of her rich contralto voice as she monotonously intoned the doom of all mankind—together with every cat, every rat, etc. Mart’s fear had proved well-founded. Strangers had excited the woman and it was not until sheer exhaustion silenced her that she ceased for one moment her horrible chant.

  I read the story in the morning paper, and made a flying trip to San Bernardino. Casey was in jail, naturally; but he didn’t care much about that so long as he owned a head with an air-drill going inside. At least, that is what he told me when I was let in to see him. I was working to get him out of there on bail if possible before I sent word to the Little Woman, hoping she had not read the papers. I had some trouble piecing the facts together and trying to get the straight of things before I sent word to the Little Woman. I went out and got him some medicine guaranteed, by the doctor who wrote the prescription, to take the hoot out of the hootch Casey had swallowed. That afternoon Casey left off glaring at me, sat up, accepted a cigarette and consented to talk.

  “—an’ all I got to say is, Barney Oakes is a liar an’ the father uh liars. I never was in cahoots with him at no time. When he says I got ’im to foller a Joshuay palm jest to git ’im out in the hills an’ kill ’im off, he lies. Let ’im come an’ tell me that there story!”

  Casey was still slightly abnormal, I noticed, so I calmed him as best I could and left him alone for a time. There was some hesitancy about the bail, too, which I wished to overcome. Throwing that half-stick of dynamite might be construed as an attempt at wholesale murder. I did not want the county officials to think too long and harshly about the matter.

  I explained later to Casey that Barney Oakes had reported his disappearance to the officials in Barstow. The sheriff’s office had long suspected a nest of moonshiners somewhere near Black Butte, and it was rumored that one Mart Hanson, who owned a mine up there, was banking more money than was reasonable, these hard times, for a miner, who ships no ore. Casey’s disappearance had crystallized the suspicions into an immediate investigation. And Barney’s assertion that Casey had been murdered took the coroner along with the posse.

  It had all been straight and fairly simple until they reached the mine and discovered Casey uproariously one of the gang. Throwing loaded dynamite at sheriffs is frowned upon nowadays in the best official circles, I told Casey; he would have to explain that in court, I was afraid.

  Then Barney, after Casey had kicked him in the chin, had reversed his first report of the trouble and was now declaiming to all who would listen that he had been decoyed to Black Butte by Casey Ryan and there ambushed and nearly killed. Casey, as Barney now interpreted the incident, had joined his confederates under the very thin pretense of climbing the butte to come at them from behind. Barney now remembered that he had been shot at from three different angles, and that the burros had been killed by pistol shots fired at close range—presumably by Casey Ryan.

  It was like taming tigers to make Casey sit still and listen to all this, but I had to do it so that he would know what to disprove. Afterwards I had a talk with Joe and Paw, separately, and so got at the whole truth. They bore no malice toward Casey and were perfectly willing to see him out of the scrape. They were a sobered pair; Hank, like a fool, had fired at the posse and was killed.

  The next day came the Little Woman to the rescue. I told her the whole story, not even omitting the burro, before she went to the jail to see Casey. It was a pretty mess—take it all around—and I was secretly somewhat doubtful of the outcome.

  The Little Woman is game as women are made. She went with me to the jail, and she met Casey with a whimsical smile. We found him sitting on the side of his bunk with his legs stretched out and his feet crossed, his good hand thrust in his trousers pocket and a cigarette in one corner of his mouth, which turned sourly downward. He cocked an eye up at us and rose, as the Little Woman had maybe taught him was proper. But he did not say a word until the Little Woman walked up and kissed him on both cheeks, turning his face this way and that with her hand under his chin.

  Casey grinned sheepishly then and hugged her with his good arm. I wish you could have seen the look in his eyes when they dwelt on the Little Woman!

  “Casey Ryan, you need a shave. And your shirt collar is a disgrace to a Piute,” she drawled reprovingly.

  Casey looked at me over her shoulder and grinned. He hadn’t a word to say for himself, which was unusual in Casey Ryan.

  “It’s lucky for you, Casey Ryan, that I remembered to go down to the police station and get the proof that you were pinched twice on Broadway just five days before Barney Oakes says he found you stalled in the trail north of Barstow; and that you had been pinched pretty regularly every whip-stitch for the last six months, and were a familiar and unwelcome figure in downtown traffic and elsewhere.

  “The sheriff who raided Black Butte admitted to me that it is utterly impossible for the world to hold more than one Casey Ryan at a time; and that he, for one, is willing to accept the word of the city police that you were there raising the record for traffic trouble and not moonshining at Black Butte. He doesn’t approve of throwing dynamite at people, but—well, I talked with the prosecuting attorney, too, and they both seem to be mighty nice men and reasonable. I’m afraid Barney Oakes will see his beautiful story all spoiled.”

  “He’ll forget it when he feels the ruin to his face I’m goin’ t’ create for him if I ever meet up with ’im again,” Casey commented grimly.

  “Babe sent you a pincushion she made in school. I think she made beautiful, neat stitches in that C,” went on the Little Woman in a placid, gossipy tone invented especially for domestic conversation. “And—oh, yes! There’s a new laundryman on our route, and he persists in running across the lawn and dumping the laundry in the front hall, though I’ve told him and told him to deliver it at the back. And the
re’s a new tenant in Number Six, and they hadn’t been in more than three days before he came home drunk and kept everybody in the house awake, bellowing up and down the hall and abusing his wife and all. I told him held have to go when his month is up, but he says he’ll be damned if he will. He says he won’t and I can’t make him.”

  “He won’t, hey?” A familiar, pale glitter came into Casey’s eyes. “You watch and see whether he goes or not! He better tell Casey Ryan he won’t go! Who’d, they think’s runnin’ the place? Lemme ketch that laundry driver oncet, runnin’ across our lawn; I’ll run ’im across it—on his nose! They take advantage of you quick as my back’s turned. I’ll learn ’em they got Casey Ryan to reckon with!”

  The Little Woman gave me a smiling glance over Casey’s shoulder, and lowered a cautious eyelid. I left them then and went away to have a satisfying talk with the sheriff and the prosecuting attorney.

  CHAPTER EIGHT

  In the desert, where roads are fewer and worse than they should be, a man may travel wherever he can negotiate the rocks and sand, and none may say him nay. If any man objects, the traveler is by custom privileged to whip the objector if he is big enough, and afterwards go on his way with the full approval of public opinion. He may blaze a trail of his own, return that way a year later and find his trail an established thoroughfare.

  In the desert Casey gave trail to none nor asked reprisals if he suffered most in a sudden meeting. In Los Angeles Casey was halted and rebuked on every corner, so he complained; hampered and annoyed by rules and regulations which desert dwellers never dreamed of.

  Since he kept the optimistic viewpoint of a child, experience seemed to teach him little. Like the boy he was at heart, he was perfectly willing to make good resolutions—all of which were more or less theoretical and left to a kindly Providence to keep intact for him.

  So here he was, after we had pried him loose from his last predicament, perfectly optimistic under his fresh haircut, and thinking the traffic cops would not remember him. Thinking, too—as he confided to the Little Woman—that Los Angeles looked pretty good, after all. He was resolved to lead henceforth a blameless life. It was time he settled down, Casey declared virtuously. His last trip into the desert was all wrong, and he wanted you to ask anybody if Casey Ryan wasn’t ready at any and all times to admit his mistakes, if he ever happened to make any. He was starting in fresh now, with a new deal all around from a new deck. He had got up and walked around his chair, he told us, and had thrown the ash of a left-handed cigarette over his right shoulder; he’d show the world that Casey Ryan could and would keep out of gunshot of trouble.