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Nation

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by Terry Pratchett


  “Yes, but did the ghost girl ever come back again?” said the girl in a determined voice.

  “Not exactly, but her son and granddaughter did,” said the old man.

  “Then it’s still sad,” said the girl.

  “Well, I don’t know about that,” said the old man. “I understand she married a very nice gentleman from Holland. A prince, I believe. And of course you know she became queen.”

  “Yes, but it still shouldn’t have happened like that,” the girl insisted.

  “Well, she went back for the sake of her nation, and he stayed here for the sake of his. Wasn’t that right?”

  The girl considered this and said: “I suppose they both thought more about their people than they thought about each other.”

  “And you, young man?”

  The boy looked down at his feet. “I think they both thought more about their people than they thought about themselves.”

  “Good answers. And I think they were happy, in their own ways.”

  “But they were still sweet on each other,” said the girl, not giving up.

  “What a delightfully archaic term! Well, yes, when she died—which was not long after Mau died—the trousermen were not very happy, because they wanted to bury her in a stone box in one of their god houses, but she had the Gentlemen of Last Resort on her side. They brought her here in a steamship full of ice, and she was wrapped up in papervine and weighed down with stones and sent into the dark current, where we had gently sent Mau only two months before. And then, my great-grandfather wrote, everyone cried and cried…as I see the two of you are now, in fact, doing.”

  “It was just dust,” said the boy.

  The old man smiled and fished a handful of folded papervine out of his pocket and handed it to the girl, saying, “Feel free to blow your nose.”

  “And then two dolphins were seen swimming in the lagoon,” said the girl firmly. She blew her nose and gave the papervine back.

  “I don’t recall ever being told that,” said the old man, taking it by what seemed to be the least damp corner.

  “It must have happened, though,” the girl insisted. “It’s the only right ending. They would have been swimming in the lagoon, but people were probably crying too much to notice.”

  “Yes, that could have been it,” said the old man tactfully. “Now, I think, for the official bit.”

  He led the way out of his little office and along a wide wooden veranda. It had one of the best views on the island. One end of it was tangled in the canopy of the low forest, so that leaves and flowers cascaded over it, and the other had a breathtaking view across the lagoon. There was a little shed at that end.

  “And since the night the first telescope was set up here, we have had the Tell and the Show, for young people when they come of age,” the old man said. “Ha! By now, of course, you kids have hung out around every dome and telescope array on the mountain, right? They spring up like mushrooms, don’t they? But perhaps you think you have seen it all? People hardly look these days—have you noticed that? It’s all photography and the electric internet. Call me old-fashioned, but that’s not stargazing, it’s just computers!” He stopped by the little shed. “So I’m going to show you something that you have never seen before. It’s a little trick, really, and once you think about it, you will say ‘huh’ or some similar ejaculation, but I happen to think it is rather, as you would put it, ‘neat.’”

  He undid the shed door, which ran back on little rails, to reveal a telescope very much smaller than the ones in the big white domes on the mountaintop.

  “Is that it?” said the girl. “It’s very small.”

  “Only in size, not in history,” said the old man reproachfully, glancing at his watch and moving the telescope with the care of someone who has done this a thousand times before. “Ah, got it first time,” he said, looking into the lens.

  “It’s not dark for a long time yet,” the boy pointed out.

  “The universe doesn’t care about that,” said the old man, stepping back. “Go on, one of you. Take a look.”

  “But the sky is still blue!” said the girl.

  “Oh, be clever, then, and don’t look,” said the old man cheerfully. “I dare you to look!”

  She looked, and gasped. “It’s in daylight!”

  She stepped away from the telescope. The boy looked through the eyepiece and backed away quickly, staring at the clear blue sky.

  “Yes, it took me like that the first time, too,” said the old man gleefully. “The planet Jupiter, in the daylight. You saw the storm belts and three of his sons, which of course we now call moons. Callisto is behind the planet right now. And it was a shock, wasn’t it? A moment of uncertainty? The world turned upside down?”

  “It was a bit creepy, as well,” said the boy.

  “Oh, indeed. And now you know the universe isn’t just a light show. They keep it running during the day, too!” The man clenched his wrinkled hands and said: “Live for those moments! They keep you alive! There is no better medicine than finding out that you are wrong! What did your mother put in your hand when you were born, young man?”

  “Er…a wooden telescope, sir. So that I will want to see farther,” said the boy. He was a little shaken; tears were running down the old man’s cheeks, even though he was smiling.

  “Good, good. And you, young lady?”

  “A blue hermit crab, sir. So that I won’t accept any shell.”

  “That’s a big totem to live up to. You must spend your life asking questions.”

  “I know, sir. Why are you crying, sir?”

  The old man opened his mouth and then hesitated for a moment. “Ah, good one! I must answer, mustn’t I?” He straightened himself up. “Because you liked my blue Jupiter. Because we keep going. Because we’ve come so far and have such a long way still to go. Because there are stars and blue hermit crabs. Because you are here, and strong and clever. The joy of the moment. Those sorts of things. Do excuse me if I sit down.”

  He walked over to an ancient cane chair and jerked up quickly as he went to sit in it.

  “Now then, Helene,” he admonished, “you know you shouldn’t be on there. I could get into trouble for sitting on a protected species, my girl!” He put a large tree-climbing octopus on the decking and patted his pockets. “I think I may have a dried shrimp here for a good girl…ah, yes.” He held up the shrimp and said: “Count to…five.”

  A wrinkled gray arm picked up a smooth pebble by the chair and thumped on the planks five times. A pair of very large, soulful eyes looked up at him.

  “Good girl! She can count up to fifteen, you know,” said the old man proudly, sitting down quickly in the vacated chair. “Helene’s been a bit naughty lately. She had that nice Professor Dawkins by the leg last month—we had to lure her away with a bucket of crabs. He was very gracious about it, I’m pleased to say. Charles Darwin spent hours in the low forest when he came here, as you might expect, and was the first to notice that the octopi used primitive tools. They fascinated him.”

  He leaned back in the chair, while Helene curled up hopefully under it (where there is one dried shrimp, there may be more—possibly as many as fifteen).

  “Do you believe in Imo, sir?” asked the boy.

  “Ah, the usual question. We come to it at last. You know Mau said that Imo made us clever enough to work out that He does not exist?”

  “Yes, sir, everyone says that, but that doesn’t help a lot.”

  The old man stared out at the sea. There was never much twilight at this latitude, and the early stars were already showing.

  He cleared his throat. “You know…Pilu—I mean the first one—was my great-great-great-great-grandfather, son to son. He was the first to learn to read and write, but I expect you know that. It was clever of the Society to send a teacher on that first boat. Mau had no children, although that might depend on how you define a parent and a child. One of the things he said was: ‘I cursed Imo because he gave the birds and animals a w
ay to sense great waves, and didn’t give it to smart beings like us. But I realize that He did. He made us smart. It was up to us to be good at it!’ I think about that every time the seismograph beeps. But I’m not really answering you, am I?”

  The chair creaked.

  “Everything I know makes me believe Imo is in the order that is inherent, amazingly, in all things, and in the way the universe opens to our questioning. When I see the shining path over the lagoon, on an evening like this, at the end of a good day, I believe.”

  “In Imo?” asked the girl.

  This got a smile. “Perhaps. I just believe. You know, in things generally. That works too. Religion is not an exact science. Sometimes, of course, neither is science.” The old man rubbed his hands together. “Which of you is the older?”

  “Me,” said the girl.

  “Huh, yes, six minutes,” said the boy.

  “Then tonight I know you guard the Nation for the first time. You have a spear? Good. You know where Mau used to stand? Good. Occasionally there is some argument about it. I’ll keep an eye on you from time to time, and if I know anything, your father will be watching somewhere. Fathers do, when daughters stand guard. It’s a dad thing…. Pretend you don’t see him.”

  “Er…” The girl began to speak, but stopped and looked embarrassed.

  “Yes?” the old man prompted.

  “Is it true that in the middle of the night you see the ghost of Mau standing next to you?” She said it fast, as if she was just a little ashamed of even asking and wanted to get it over with.

  The old man smiled and patted her on the shoulder. “Tell me in the morning,” he said.

  He watched them go and waited until he saw her take up position on the beach, with that hugely strained expression of constipated self-importance that, he’d noticed, young people wore on these occasions. On the top of the mountain there was a rumbling of domes as the observatories woke up for the night.

  The greatest scientists in the world have taught here for generations, he thought as he made himself a cup of tea, and still our children ask us: Are there ghosts? What a piece of work is Man….

  He stepped outside, stirring the tea. The shining path glittered across the sky. Out on the lagoon, in the last ray of sunlight, a dolphin leaped into the air for the joy of the moment, the water drops making another shining path.

  The old man smiled, and believed.

  AUTHOR’S NOTE

  The great big multiple-universes get-out-of-jail-free card…

  This might look like a book set in the Pacific Ocean. Nothing could be further from the truth!!!!! It is in fact set in a parallel universe, a phenomenon known only to advanced physicists and anyone who has ever watched any episode of any SF series, anywhere. Different things happened, some people lived at different times, some bits of history have been changed, some things are made up out of real pieces (like the beer and the last five minutes of the Sweet Judy) and so on. But the Great Pelagic Ocean is its own place.

  Oddly enough, though, after the book was finished, I learned that the Society Islands in the Pacific were named after the Royal Society in London by the famous Captain Cook, because it had sponsored the first British scientific survey of the islands. Sometimes it’s hard to make things up….

  Drowning bullets

  It’s true—bullets fired into water soon lose all their speed. Some high-velocity ones even ricochet off the surface. That’s because the faster you hit water, the more it behaves like concrete. However, do not try this at home. Don’t try it at school, either. I do know someone who tried it at work, but since his job is to fire guns for the movies, no one minded. He confirmed it; a bullet hitting the water slows down very fast indeed.

  Blue Jupiter

  It’s my favorite viewing, when the orbit is right, which means it’s in the eastern sky late in the day. It is remarkable what a telescope will pick up in a clear sky. But if you look at the sun directly through a telescope it will blind you, no kidding. So daylight astronomy should be attempted only with the help of an expert who knows what they are doing. Sorry, sorry, it’s the ol’ “Don’t try this at home” warning, in disguise.

  The green cannon

  It would work, probably, since papervine is so tough. In the past, cannon have been made of wood, leather, or even ice (a lot of ice). Mostly they were made to be strong and light enough to last for one shot. They were used in what would now be called special operations, when one shot in the right place might make all the difference. They didn’t have to last long—just long enough.

  Needless to say, don’t try this at home.

  Thinking

  This book contains some. Whether you try it at home is up to you.

  Terry Pratchett

  About the Author

  T ERRY PRATCHETT’S books have sold more than 55 million copies worldwide (give or take a few million). In addition to his hit novels about the fantastical flat planet Discworld, he has written award-winning children’s books, including the Johnny Maxwell trilogy and the bestselling Tiffany Aching Adventures. Mr. Pratchett received Britain’s highest honor for a children’s novel, the Carnegie Medal, for THE AMAZING MAURICE AND HIS EDUCATED RODENTS.

  Mr. Pratchett has one grown-up daughter and lives in England with his wife and many cats.

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  ALSO BY TERRY PRATCHETT

  The Carpet People

  The Dark Side of the Sun

  Strata

  THE BROMELIAD TRILOGY:

  Truckers

  Diggers

  Wings

  THE JOHNNY MAXWELL TRILOGY:

  Only You Can Save Mankind

  Johnny and the Dead

  Johnny and the Bomb

  The Unadulterated Cat (illustrated by Gray Jolliffe)

  Good Omens (with Neil Gaiman)

  THE DISCWORLD SERIES

  The Color of Magic

  The Light Fantastic

  Equal Rites

  Mort

  Sourcery

  Wyrd Sisters

  Pyramids

  Guards! Guards!

  Eric

  Moving Pictures

  Reaper Man

  Witches Abroad

  Small Gods

  Lords and Ladies

  Men at Arms

  Soul Music

  Feet of Clay

  Interesting Times

  Maskerade

  Hogfather

  Jingo

  The Last Continent

  Carpe Jugulum

  The Fifth Elephant

  The Truth

  Thief of Time

  The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents

  Night Watch

  The Wee Free Men

  Monstrous Regiment

  A Hat Full of Sky

  Going Postal

  Thud!

  Wintersmith

  Making Money

  Where’s My Cow?

  (illustrated by Melvyn Grant)

  The Last Hero: A Discworld Fable

  (illustrated by Paul Kidby)

  The Art of Discworld

  (illustrated by Paul Kidby)

  The Illustrated Wee Free Men

  (illustrated by Stephen Player)

  Credits

  Jacket art © 2008 by Bill Mayer

  Jacket design by Hilary Zarycky

  Copyright

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