The Third Day

by David Epperson

  “We do not wish to put you in any danger,” said Lavon. “We are only seeking to reunite our party once more, so we can leave and return to our homes.”

  “What about the Pyramids?”

  “We can come back later, as the gods permit. If they are as big as we’ve been told, they are not going anywhere.”

  Publius chuckled, which was a good sign. Then he signaled to me.

  “I am invited to Herod’s palace as the prefect’s representative tonight. I will take this man as my servant.”

  “He cannot talk to anyone,” said Lavon.

  “This is no obstacle. Servants are not permitted to speak.”

  “What will he do?”

  “Stand and watch. He may learn something useful.”

  “How?”

  “He appears to be a resourceful man. He will think of something, and if he cannot speak, he cannot say anything dangerous, on impulse, as you could.”

  Lavon nodded. “When?”

  “After sunset. I will send a slave for him when I am ready to go. The rest of you must remain here.”

  ***

  “Do you really think he’ll help us?” Bryson asked after the Roman had departed.

  Lavon thought so, though he warned us to take Publius’s retirement plans seriously.

  “As a centurion with a distinguished service record, he’s in line for a land grant, at the very least. Depending on where he settles, he might even wind up with a cushy posting at one of the Roman training facilities. By first century standards, he’ll have a very nice life. He can’t afford to take any chances.”

  “I’ll do my best to see that he doesn’t,” I said.

  “What do you expect to accomplish?” asked Bryson.

  I shrugged. “A little knowledge is better than none, I suppose.”

  Chapter 47

  For the next few hours, we had nothing to do but wait. We watched the priests perform the evening sacrifices as our servant brought in an oil lamp, along with more bread and wine, a plate of boiled vegetables, and a chunk of meat that looked like the breast of a duck.

  The air had grown chilly, so Lavon draped another blanket over a sleeping Markowitz. Then he returned to his window and stared out toward the southwest, lost in thought.

  As the twilight began to fade, he turned to us and directed our attention the same way.

  “At this moment, right over there, Jesus and the disciples are getting ready for the Last Supper.”

  Before Bryson or I could react, Lavon walked back to the table, took a piece of bread, tore it into three pieces, and handed one to each of us. Though he knew Bryson wasn’t a believer and probably had his doubts about me, it just seemed like the thing to do.

  “On the night in which he was betrayed, he took the bread and broke it, saying ‘this is my body, given for you. Do this in remembrance of me.’”

  After we ate, Lavon took the wine jug and refilled our goblets.

  “In the same way, he took the cup, saying ‘this cup is the new covenant, in my blood, which is poured out for you.’”

  We each took a sip of our wine and stared once more to the southwest, in silence.

  “I can scarcely believe this is happening,” Bryson said after a few minutes had passed. “I wish we had some way to follow him around.”

  “Knowing the exact location wouldn’t help us much,” Lavon replied. “It’s not like any of the parties involved would let us stand to one side and observe.”

  The archaeologist shook his head. “It’s just as well, anyway. I’m not exactly sure how I would react.”

  To be honest, I wasn’t sure how I would, either.

  A few minutes later, Markowitz rolled over and belched. I heard him mutter an obscenity, though he made no move to stand up. I went over to check on him, but by then he had gone back to sleep.

  “Nothing to worry about,” I said.

  “What are we going to do about him?” asked Bryson.

  Lavon shrugged. “The two of us aren’t going anywhere tonight, so we can be sure to keep him on his side. As long as we don’t give him any more wine, he should sober up by morning.”

  “No, I meant after we get back. Given what he’s been through, he’s going to need counseling.”

  I didn’t think so. As it turned out, neither did Lavon.

  “Whatever issues he has, he’s going to have to work them out himself, or with us,” he said.

  “We have no professional qualifications in that field,” said Bryson.

  “That doesn’t matter. How is he going to explain to some shrink that Pontius Pilate forced him to kill a man in an impromptu gladiatorial contest? If that doesn’t get him locked up in a padded room with a box of crayons, I don’t know what will.”

  Chapter 48

  I couldn’t argue with that logic; though the way things were going, we’d all be lucky if a cell in the nut-house was the worst thing that happened to us.

  Not long thereafter, a slave appeared at our door to lead me to the Antonia’s northern gate, where Publius and a small contingent of soldiers waited with horses. The Romans weren’t exactly patient, either. As soon as I climbed onto my mount, they took off at a rapid clip.

  I hadn’t been on a horse since I stumbled off a worn-out old nag at summer camp in the eighth grade, so I don’t recall much about the journey other than struggling to hang on for dear life, to the great amusement of my companions.

  Fortunately, the distance to Herod’s palace was not great, and we could travel by the light of the full moon. By some miracle, I managed to arrive in one piece.

  I handed the reins to a groom and followed Publius into the palace, careful to maintain the requisite two paces behind the Roman officer. Herod greeted him profusely and beckoned the centurion to accompany him into the great hall.

  As for me, I might as well have been furniture. I followed behind my “master” without saying a word.

  I’ll say this for Herod: the man enjoyed grand style, and it took some effort not to gawk. Even I could see that the king had employed some extraordinarily skilled craftsmen.

  In contrast to the bare meleke blocks of the Antonia, polished marble or elegant cedar paneling covered every palace wall.

  Even the supporting columns were works of art. Sculptors had carved elaborate designs into each one, though in keeping with the traditional Jewish prohibition against the rendering of living creatures, they had confined their patterns to intricate geometrical arrangements.

  To top it all off, gold candelabras and oil lamps illuminated the exquisite silk draperies, cushions and pillow cases.

  The king himself stood at the center of attention, and his appearance matched roughly what I had expected. He was a couple of inches taller than his subjects – about five foot seven, I guessed. His black, somewhat curly hair was trimmed short, as was his beard, in the custom of the day. He wore a purple silk robe and a jeweled gold crown, topped off with enough bling to do an LA gang leader proud.

  ***

  We stayed in the reception area only long enough for slaves to wash the Romans’ feet. When they had finished, Herod gestured for Publius to lead the way into the great hall. There, servants directed our party to the head table, which turned out not to be a table at all.

  Rather than sit in chairs, Herod’s guests reclined around what Lavon called a triclinium, a low three sided platform surrounded on the outside by piles of cushions. Aside from its obvious comfort, the arrangement conveyed one further advantage I was to see later, once the dancing girls had made their appearance.

  Surprisingly, the head of the table was not the center position. From my vantage point, the king’s triclinium resembled an upside down U. Herod plunked himself down on a cushion near the middle of the left-hand wing, while a servant directed Publius to the guest of honor’s spot at the monarch’s right.

  Once Herod had been seated, his favored guests joined him, while the B and C list made do with the twenty or so similar “tables” scattered throughout the banquet hal
l.

  Publius pointed to a station along the wall, about twenty feet away, and gestured that I should remain there. Then, he turned his attention back to the king.

  A few minutes later, scantily clad servants brought in wine and the first course, and not long after that, the festivities moved into high gear.

  It was strange, as I thought about it: despite the two-thousand year interval, Herod’s banquet struck me as little more than an over-the-top version of a Las Vegas strip club.

  A poorly compensated work force dispensed copious amounts of alcohol to the same drunken, obnoxious patrons, who spent their evening ogling naked women gyrating to tunes of bad musicians. In truth, the only things lacking were televisions tuned to sports channels along every wall.

  Once I could see that no one paid me any mind, I turned my attention away from the festivities and forced myself to concentrate on my real objective.

  Unfortunately, I saw no obvious answers.

  The hall itself was an open space about a hundred feet long and half as wide. Massive cedar beams spanned the ceiling, supported by the occasional stone pillar. Aside from the main entrance, though, I saw only two other exits: a set of double doors at the end opposite from my position and a narrow opening not far from the king’s table.

  I was certain that the latter passage led either to Herod’s bedchamber or to a place of refuge outside, but I had no way to know for sure. The two surly guards stationed on either side didn’t look like they’d allow me to take a quick peek.

  Meanwhile, the banquet picked up steam: more dancing girls, more wine; and I’ll just say that whatever inhibitions the diners might have had coming in disappeared in short order.

  ***

  After an hour or so, a man pushed through and made his way to the head table. He whispered into Herod’s ear, and the king visibly brightened.

  “Publius, you are a fortunate man,” he said. “They are bringing me my Amazon.”

  Herod waved his hand and the raucous crowd grew quiet.

  Two eunuchs escorted Sharon into the banquet hall from the doors at the far end, leading her with thin golden chains they had fastened to a gold collar clasped around her neck. That, and the first-century equivalent of a G-string, was the full extent of her attire.

  I could see that her captors earlier in the day had not been gentle. Though she had been bathed and perfumed and whatever else the palace attendants could manage on short notice, no makeup could conceal the purple welt on her cheek, nor hide the fact that her left eye had swollen almost completely shut.

  Herod must have already known of her injuries, for he made no comment about them. Instead, he seemed transfixed by her presence.

  That wasn’t hard to understand. Her lithe, athletic figure could still stop traffic, and I’ll give credit where it’s due: she stood tall, and walked forward with a dignity that I could never have mustered under similar circumstances.

  Their procession continued until the eunuchs had brought her within an arm’s reach of the king. Then, they unwound about six more feet of chain and took two steps back.

  Herod just looked her up and down for a couple of minutes. Then, he held up a golden goblet.

  “A toast to my Amazon,” he said. “At last, a woman with spirit.”

  The guests raised their goblets.

  “In fact, she is such glorious sight that I’m tempted to enjoy her right now.”

  I struggled not to react. Before Sharon’s arrival, a number of Herod’s guests had been doing exactly that with other women.

  To my great relief, Publius quickly stepped in.

  “Your highness, you surprise me,” he said.

  “In what way?”

  “I agree she is a glorious specimen, but I was led to believe that your Amazon was truly without blemish. This one looks like she has been whipped into the hall. Look at her face: I doubt she can even see out of that eye.”

  “I did no such thing.”

  “I am certain that you did not, but perhaps those in your service were not as discerning.”

  The king didn’t reply, though I did see the first hints of doubt cross his mind.

  “I could understand why a degenerate Parthian might have to resort to such means to obtain female companionship,” said the Roman, “but it is ill suited to a great king such as yourself.”

  Herod stared forward, unsure of his next action. Meanwhile, Publius laid it on thick.

  “Your majesty, we all know that when women encounter a real man, you cannot keep them away. For instance, I am told that last night, the girls literally fought among themselves for the chance to leap upon your royal, um, presence.”

  A satisfied grin crossed Herod’s face. “Indeed they did.”

  “When this one is able to see your manhood with both eyes open, she, too, will be unable to resist, but until then, she is a forced captive who does your reputation no credit.”

  Herod considered this as a reveler a few tables away cried out. “I just get them drunk.”

  His retinue broke into riotous laughter.

  The king stared at her for a few moments, and then waved a hand at the eunuchs.

  “Take her back and salve her wounds. I will enjoy her tomorrow night. Her eye should heal sufficiently by then.”

  But before they could do so, something caught the king’s eye.

  “Wait,” he said. “Bring her back. Let me see her up close.”

  I saw a look of confusion cross the Roman’s face. Publius wasn’t sure what was coming next, either.

  Herod reached up and ran his fingers across Sharon’s breast and then up toward her neck. It was only then that I saw the pendant dangling, half caught in the golden collar.

  “What is this?”

  She glanced over in my direction, but there was nothing I could do. I just stared ahead as Herod grasped the listening device in his fingers, trying without success to figure out what it was.

  At that moment, a man slid into the room from the nearby tunnel – Azariah, probably, if I had understood Sharon’s description correctly.

  “She values it for some reason, your majesty, though I cannot understand why,” he said. “It is not made of a precious gem, nor of gold, yet she became very upset when we tried to take it away.”

  Herod smiled and reached to lift the pendant over her head. Sharon had no choice but to let him have it, though her struggle to keep an even expression did not pass unnoticed.

  “Look at her now,” said the king. “Parting with it is causing her great distress.”

  Herod then draped it around his own neck.

  “She must not worry: I am only keeping it a reminder of the pleasure we will enjoy tomorrow. Afterwards, I will give it back, along with another one of pure gold.”

  This was unwelcome, to be sure. Without her ability to guide us with the transmitter, our task of extracting her from the palace complex had become considerably more difficult.

  She glanced in my direction.

  I nodded as imperceptibly as I could, to acknowledge that I had observed what happened. But I could do nothing else.

  Herod waved his hand as a signal for the eunuchs to lead her away. Sharon, though, had taken only five steps when she suddenly stopped and turned around. She made a deep, slow bow to the king, going all the way to the floor while extending her arms out to each side

  Then she stood, raised her arms and sang – not shouted, mind you – sang – “top floor, middle tower; top floor, middle tower” before bowing again and turning away for good.

  ***

  Shortly thereafter, another naked girl bounced onto the king’s lap, and I could tell from their exertions that Herod wouldn’t spend another moment of this night pining after unrequited love; nor would anyone else at the head table, for that matter.

  Given the circumstances, the king’s jovial conviviality was easy to understand. What followed, though, took me by surprise.

  As the evening’s festivities began to wind down, Herod leaned toward the centurion an
d glanced over to me.

  “Publius,” he said. “Is this man a slave?”

  “No, your majesty; he is a free man, who now serves us as a physician.”

  “A physician? Is he good?”

  “We have found him quite skilled.”

  “He looks like a soldier.”

  “He was, but he is now retired, as I hope to be in three years,” said Publius.

  The king called for a more wine, though he took only a half goblet this time. After drinking it, he glanced in my direction again.

  “Since this man serves you well, I will give him a girl.”

  He pointed to the closest nearby woman. “You there, see to this man’s, um, requirements.”

  Before the girl could comply, Publius shook his head.

  “I am afraid he is on duty, your majesty.”

  “Ah, duty. You Romans all talk of duty. You should learn to enjoy life more.”

  “Unfortunately, that is our law.”

  “Well, then, here’s what I’ll do. Tell him to take her to the fort when you go back tomorrow morning. You can send her back here the following day.”

  Publius considered this to be an altogether satisfactory arrangement and managed to pantomime the gist of what the king had in mind.

  I forced a grin – any servant who had been awarded such an unexpected boon would have done so – but at the same time, I realized that the king’s choice, a timid creature not much older than sixteen, just wouldn’t do.

  I gestured toward another woman dancing at the end of the adjacent triclinium – a dark-haired beauty in her mid-twenties.

  I’m not always the best judge of human character, especially at first sight, but she had alert, intelligent eyes. More importantly, her spirit did not appear to have been crushed by her “responsibilities” in Herod’s service. If anyone knew the ins and outs of the palace, she would.

  Publius saw whom I had in mind.

  “I believe he would rather have that one, if it is not too much trouble,” he said.

  “An excellent choice,” said Herod. “You may take her when you go.”