Plum Pudding Murder Bundle with Candy Cane Murder & Sugar Cookie Murder
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“Okay. I won’t tell you I can’t weld your sewing machine.”
“Bud!” There was a warning tone in their mother’s voice and Hannah exchanged grins with Andrea. Delores had gone to school with Bud and he loved to tease her.
“Just kidding. It’s all ready for you, good as new. I’ll drop it by Granny’s Attic tomorrow morning.”
“Thank you, Bud. That’s perfect. I’d like you to take a look at something else we bought. Have you ever done any restoration on grave art?”
Bud gave a little shrug. “I don’t know. They bring it in, I weld it. What’s grave art?”
“It’s a tribute for a grave, a statue or some kind of decoration chosen by the family. Commonly they’re made of marble or granite, but this one is metal.”
“What is it? An angel or something like that?”
“No, it’s a fish.”
“A fish?” Both Andrea and Hannah spoke at once since Bud appeared to be rendered speechless.
“I believe it’s a walleye pike. It’s not so unusual if you consider that families like to personalize the graves of their dearly departed.”
Dearly departed? Hannah stared at her mother in shock. She’d never heard anyone use that phrase outside the walls of a church. “So some dead person inside, whoever he was, liked to fish?”
“I assume so, dear. We have several examples of grave art at the shop. They’re from the family mausoleum section of Spring Brook Cemetery and they date back to the eighteen hundreds.”
“They’re tearing down part of that section, aren’t they, Mother?” Andrea asked.
“They’re relocating it, dear. The city council feels that the crypts are in such bad repair, they could be dangerous.”
“How could they be dangerous if everyone who’s in them is dead?” Hannah asked.
Andrea and Bud burst into laughter, and Hannah noticed that Delores did all she could do to keep a straight face. “That’s not very nice, dear,” she chided her eldest daughter.
“But it’s funny,” Bud said, still chuckling.
“And it’s true,” Andrea added.
“Well, be that as it may, the council decided to take down the crumbling mausoleums and relocate the…um…contents.”
“All of them?” Hannah asked, remembering how she used to ride her bike out to the old part of the cemetery and walk past the giant stone angels and carved headstones. “I used to love the pink granite mausoleum with the columns in the front.”
“That belongs to the Evans family and Florence has agreed to repair it. Four generations of her family are buried there. The problem the council had was with some of the other mausoleums. At least a dozen were unclaimed. Either the families moved to parts unknown, or there are no living relatives.”
“Those are the ones they’re tearing down?” Bud asked.
“That’s right. But some of the grave art can’t be moved to the new gravesites. Either it’s in bad repair or it’s simply too large. Carrie and I are taking whatever we can salvage to sell at Granny’s Attic and we’ll donate the proceeds to the relocation fund.”
“That’s nice of you, Mother,” Andrea said. “But do you really think that anybody will buy a walleye for a grave?”
“It’s already sold, dear. Winnie Henderson is buying it for her family crypt. She’s kept it up over the years, but she never got around to ordering any kind of decoration.”
“And she wants the walleye?” Bud looked astonished.
“Yes. One of her husbands just loved to hunt and fish. I think it was the third one.”
“I thought it was the fourth,” Hannah said.
“Whatever. Winnie said his fishing buddy wanted all his fishing tackle, so she couldn’t put any inside. All she had were his hunting things.”
“She put those inside?” Andrea asked.
“Yes, and that’s why she wants the walleye. Winnie wants everyone to know that he was a great fisherman as well as a good hunter.”
“Sounds like what the Egyptians did with the pyramids,” Bud commented. “Does Winnie believe he’ll use them in the afterlife?”
“I don’t know, Bud. Winnie has some strange notions and I didn’t really get into it with her.”
“Wait a second,” Bud said, looking a little worried. “She didn’t put any guns in there, did she?”
“Heavens, no! She kept the guns. She said you never know when you need firearms out on the farm. She shot a lynx last year, right before it attacked one of her calves.”
“Is a lynx the same as a wildcat?” Andrea turned to Hannah. “I always get those two mixed up.”
“A lot of people do. The bobcat’s genus is lynx, but if you’re thinking of the Canadian lynx we see here in Minnesota, they’re twice as big as bobcats, and they have snowshoe paws.”
Delores laughed. “I don’t think Winnie got close enough to examine its paws.”
“But was the bobcat Winnie shot a Canadian lynx?” Andrea asked.
“Probably,” Bud answered her question, “especially if it was attacking something as big as a calf.”
“Maybe it was a cougar, or a…a mountain lion.” Andrea was obviously struggling with the nomenclature. “Or don’t we have any of those here?”
“I think cougars are another name for mountain lions,” Hannah told her. “And if I remember correctly, they’re lumped in there somewhere with pumas and panthers.”
“But do we have mountain lions here?” Andrea repeated her question. “We don’t have any mountains in Minnesota.”
“You’re right,” Bud said. “Most of them are farther west, but they migrate over here once in awhile. They’re adaptable, and if there’s not enough food where they are, they go in search of it.”
“Then you think the big cat that Winnie shot might be a mountain lion?” Hannah asked him.
“I doubt it. If you spot a big cat here, it’s probably a Canadian lynx.” He turned to Delores. “Tell me more about that walleye. What’s wrong with it?”
“It’s missing one of its fins. That’s why I asked if you’d ever done any restoration work. Do you think you could fabricate a fin and weld it on?”
“Yes, but only if you dance with me.”
“What?!”
“Only if you dance with me. This is our song…remember?”
Delores didn’t say a word, but she got to her feet and took Bud’s arm. Hannah noticed that her mother’s cheeks were bright pink as Bud led her to the dance floor and took her in his arms.
“I wonder if Bud’s an old flame,” Andrea mused.
“He could be. Mother told me she dated a lot in high school.”
“You mean our mother played the field?”
“You could call it that, I guess. I know she wasn’t serious about anyone until Dad came along.”
Both sisters were silent as their mother danced by with Bud. Then Andrea turned to Hannah. “I wonder if she feels lonely now that Carrie’s married again.”
“I don’t know. She hasn’t said anything about it. Then again, she probably wouldn’t. Do you want me to ask her?”
“No! That’ll only make her think about it, if she’s not thinking about it already. It’s just that…I was wondering if we should keep an eye on her…just in case.”
“Just in case what?”
“Just in case she falls in love again. Remember what happened with Winthrop?”
“I’ll never forget it, but I really don’t think that’ll happen again.”
“Why not?”
“Because Mother’s wiser now, and there aren’t any new, fascinating men with British accents who’ve moved to Lake Eden. Mother’s known all the eligible local men for years.”
“I know that, but…”
“Besides,” Hannah went on, “Mother doesn’t seem interested in anything but friendship. And the men seem to feel exactly the same way.”
“Really?” Andrea nudged Hannah and gestured toward the dance floor. “Take a good look and tell me that again.”
Hannah
scanned the couples on the floor and located Delores dancing with Joe Dietz. Their mother was looking up at Joe and smiling in what Hannah thought could be a mildly flirtatious way. “What’s Mother doing with Joe Dietz? I thought she was dancing with Bud!”
“She was, but not anymore. Joe cut in on Doc Knight.”
“Doc Knight? How did Doc Knight get into the picture?”
“Doc cut in on Bud.”
“But it can’t be more than a minute since Mother left the table! Are you telling me that she’s had three dance partners already?”
“Yes, and number four is on the horizon and approaching fast. Look to your left.”
Hannah followed Andrea’s direction and watched as Pete Nunke walked out on the dance floor and made a beeline for Delores and Joe Dietz. There was no doubt that Andrea was correct when Pete tapped Joe on the shoulder.
“See what I mean?” Andrea asked.
“I see.”
Both sisters watched as Joe tried to wave Pete away. There was a moment of good-natured banter between the two men and then Delores said something to Pete. His response caused her to throw back her head and laugh in obvious delight, leaving no doubt that she relished being the belle of the ball at her best friend’s wedding.
“Mother’s very popular tonight,” Andrea said as Delores went into Pete’s arms.
“Yes, she is.”
“From where I’m sitting, she looks as if she’s enjoying every minute of it,” Andrea commented, “and it looks like it could be a little more than simple friendship to me.”
Hannah sighed. Her sister was right. “I guess it wouldn’t hurt to keep an eye on Mother…especially since all the bachelors and widowers in Lake Eden seem to be doing the same thing!”
CANDY CANE MURDER
Books by Joanne Fluke
CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE MURDER * STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE MURDER * BLUEBERRY MUFFIN MURDER * LEMON MERINGUE PIE MURDER * FUDGE CUPCAKE MURDER * SUGAR COOKIE MURDER * PEACH COBBLER MURDER * CHERRY CHEESECAKE MURDER * KEY LIME PIE MURDER * CARROT CAKE MURDER
Books by Laura Levine
THIS PEN FOR HIRE * LAST WRITES * KILLER BLONDE * SHOES TO DIE FOR * THE PMS MURDER * DEATH BY PANTYHOSE * KILLING BRIDEZILLA
Books by Leslie Meier
MISTLETOE MURDER * TIPPY TOE MURDER * TRICK OR TREAT MURDER * BACK TO SCHOOL MURDER * VALENTINE MURDER * CHRISTMAS COOKIE MURDER * TURKEY DAY MURDER * WEDDING DAY MURDER * BIRTHDAY PARTY MURDER * FATHER’S DAY MURDER * STAR SPANGLED MURDER * NEW YEAR’S EVE MURDER * BAKE SALE MURDER *ST. PATRICK’S DAY MURDER
Published by Kensington Publishing Corporation
CANDY CANE MURDER
JOANNE FLUKE
LAURA LEVINE
LESLIE MEIER
KENSINGTON BOOKS
http://www.kensingtonbooks.com
Contents
Candy Cane Murder
Joanne Fluke
The Dangers of Candy Canes
Laura Levine
Candy Canes of Christmas Past
Leslie Meier
CANDY CANE MURDER
JOANNE FLUKE
Thanks to everyone at the Mysterious Galaxy Bookstore in San Diego for testing the Candy Cane Bar Cookies for me.
Big hugs to the two “crafty” sisters, Donna Williams and Dorene Higgons.
Chapter One
It was a dream, one of those bizarre fantasies she’d laugh about when she woke up. But not even in her worst nightmare had Hannah Swensen ever imagined she’d be transformed into an elf.
“Are you ready, Aunt Hannah?”
It wasn’t a dream. That was Tracey’s voice. Hannah mouthed a word she hoped wasn’t in her six-year-old niece’s vocabulary and then she answered the question. “I’ll be out in a couple of minutes, honey.”
The holiday season calls for a generosity of spirit, Hannah reminded herself as she pulled on bright green tights and struggled into the matching tunic top. The bottom hem of the tunic had long points of cloth attached like screaming red pennants hanging down around her waist. Each one was tipped with a jingle bell, so if by some miracle someone failed to notice her, the bells would announce her presence.
Her footwear was next. Hannah pulled on slippers with rollup toes in a shade of red so bright it hurt her eyes. She topped it all off with a pointed cap with more jingle bells in the same brilliant red, and avoided the mirror with the same dedication Transylvanian villagers had used to ward off vampires.
“Aunt Hannah?”
“I’m almost ready, Tracey.”
“What’s the matter? You sound funny.”
“Elves are supposed to sound funny, aren’t they?” Hannah tugged down the bright red points on her tunic. Perhaps it would stretch out and fit a little better.
“I guess. Better hurry, Aunt Hannah. It’s six-five-six and Santa’s supposed to be here at seven-oh-oh.”
“Right.” Hannah gave a fleeting thought to how much she missed the big hands and little hands on analog watches and risked a glance in the mirror. Her image hadn’t changed for the better. The red of her hair was engaged in a full-scale war with the red of her cap, women who were more than two pounds overweight should avoid form-fitting tunics with bells that called attention to their figure faults, and with the possible exception of those who had fitness club memberships and actually used them, women over thirty should be wary about skipping in public. It was Santa who was supposed to jiggle like a bowlful of jelly, not her!
“Aunt Hannah?”
“Coming.” Hannah tore her eyes away from the wreckage of her self-esteem. If a dozen determined designers had gotten together for the sole purpose of creating an outfit that would be most unflattering for her, they couldn’t have done a better job. She took a deep breath, grabbed the basket of miniature candy canes she would strew like rose petals in Santa’s wake, and opened the dressing room door.
All thoughts of how dreadful she looked were erased as she caught sight of Tracey’s beaming face. Playing Santa’s elf for an hour wouldn’t kill her. And since the large silver basket she was carrying had to contain at least a thousand miniature candy canes, there was an upside to the evening. She’d have plenty of candy left over to make Chocolate Candy Cane Cookies at The Cookie Jar, her bakery and coffee shop, tomorrow.
“You’re perfect, Aunt Hannah!” Tracey said, taking her aunt’s hand. “All the kids are going to love you.”
And with that vote of supreme confidence, Hannah and her niece headed for the temporary stage that had been erected in the dining room of the Lake Eden Inn to wait for Santa to arrive.
“I see Mom!” Tracey said, peeking through the crack in the curtain. “And Aunt Michelle’s there, too. They’re getting the kids lined up.”
Hannah walked over to take a look. She spotted her two younger sisters waiting in line with the children from the Winnetka County Children’s Home. They had been bussed out for an early dinner and a gift from Wayne Bergstrom, who was playing Santa tonight. The children would go back to the Home right after their visit with Santa and then the adult Christmas party would begin.
Tracey glanced at her watch. “It’s seven-one-three and Santa Wayne isn’t here yet. I wonder why he’s late.”
“I don’t know,” Hannah answered, “but make sure you don’t call him Santa Wayne in front of the kids. You know that Wayne is one of Santa’s temporary helpers at Christmas time, but the other kids don’t.”
“Don’t worry, Aunt Hannah. I won’t tell.”
Hannah took another peek through the slit in the curtains. The children in line were beginning to fidget. If Wayne didn’t get here soon, Michelle and Andrea would have an insurrection on their hands.
And then it happened. Both Hannah and Tracey began to smile as they heard sleigh bells in the distance. From previous Christmas parties at the Lake Eden Inn, Hannah knew that Wayne carried a half-dozen sleigh bells attached to a red leather strap. They usually resided in one of the big patch pockets of his Santa costume, but he took them out when he came in the kitchen door and
jingled them to build anticipation for his arrival, and as a signal for his elf to join him in the kitchen.
Hannah took one last look at the line of children. All talking, coughing, and wiggling had ceased. Instead there was silence, perfect stillness of voice and body, large and small. And every face wore an expectant smile. Santa was coming and even the teenagers who had seemed so jaded and blasé only moments before were now caught in the grips of heady expectancy.
“Better take your place, Tracey,” Hannah whispered, giving her niece a little push toward the thronelike chair where Wayne would sit. Since some of the little ones had been afraid of the big, red-suited man with the white fur and the booming voice in years past, Sally had asked Tracey to stand next to Santa and reassure them.
When Tracey had taken up her position, looking like an angel with her shining blond hair and white velvet dress, Hannah gave a little wave and headed off to the kitchen. Her least favorite part of the evening was about to begin, the part where she skipped behind Santa and scattered cellophane-wrapped candy canes as he wound his way through the crowded dining room and up the steps to the stage. When Santa reached the top step, the curtains would open to reveal Tracey, Santa’s throne, and the huge decorated Christmas tree. And once Wayne was seated and his elf had navigated the steps and taken her place by the Christmas tree, Michelle and Andrea would bring the children up, one by one, to greet Santa and receive their presents.
When she pushed open the swinging kitchen door, Hannah spotted Santa Wayne at the counter, perched on a tall stool and drinking something in a cup. Sally stood next to him, frowning.
“Something’s wrong?” Hannah asked her, and it came out more statement than question. Of course something was wrong. Sally wouldn’t be frowning if everything were perfectly all right.
“Wayne’s got laryngitis and my hot peppermint tea isn’t working. We’re afraid he’ll scare the kids when he talks to them.”