The Revolution Business tmp-5

by Charles Stross

  The chatter had subsided into a stunned silence. Miriam glanced round the shocked faces in front of her. “Sir Huw has also conducted some topological analysis on the family knotworks,” she said forcefully. “He generated a series of variants and checked them—not to world-walk, but to see if he could feel them. He generated them using Mathematica. It turns out that the family knots can be derived by following a fairly simple formula, and there are three constants that, if you vary them, give rise to different knots that give him the family headache.” Next slide: a polynomial equation. “Apparently, this is the key to our ability—it’s the Alexander polynomial describing the class of knots to which ours belong. No, I don’t understand it either, but it turns out that by tweaking some of these coefficients we get different knots that include the two we already know of.

  “Any given knot, starting in any given world, seems to act as a binary switch: Focus on it and you can walk from your starting world into a single destination determined by the knot you use.”

  Someone had thoughtfully placed a wine goblet by her laptop. Miriam paused to take a sip.

  “There’s more. The conventional wisdom about how much we can carry, about the impossibility of moving goods using a carriage or a wheelbarrow? It’s somewhat . . . wrong. It’s true that you can’t easily carry a larger payload, but with careful prior arrangement and some attention to insulators and reducing contact area you can move about a quarter of a ton. Possibly more, we haven’t really pushed the limits yet. I suspect that this was known to the postal service but carefully kept quiet prior to the civil war; the number of world-walkers who’d have to cooperate to establish a rival corvée, independent of our Clan authorities, is much smaller than the conventional wisdom would have it. If this was widely known it would have made it harder to control the young and adventurous, and consequently harder to retain a breeding population. So the knowledge was actually suppressed, and experimentation discouraged, and during the chaos of the civil war everyone who knew the truth was murdered. Maybe it was a deliberate strategy—knowledge is power—or just coincidence, or accident. It doesn’t matter; what I want to impress on you is that there are big gaps in our knowledge, and some of them appear to have been placed there deliberately. Only we’ve begun to piece things together, thanks to the recent destabilization. And the picture I’m building isn’t pretty.”

  She hit the key for the next slide. “You heard—a year ago you heard—my views on the Clan’s business and its long-term viability. Smuggling drugs only works as long as they stay expensive, and as long as the people you’re smuggling them past don’t know what’s going on. We’ve seen evidence of a technology to build gates between worlds, and if there’s one thing the US government is good at, it’s throwing money at scientific research and making it stick. They know we’re here, and I promise you that right now there is a national laboratory—hell, there are probably ten—trying to work out how world-walking works. Worst case, they’ve already cracked the problem; best case . . . we may have years rather than months. But once they crack it, we, here in the Gruinmarkt, we’re finished. Those people can send two million tons of heavy metal halfway around the world to kick in doors in Baghdad, and we’re right on their doorstep.”

  She paused to scan the room again. Forty pairs of eyes were staring at her as if she’d sprouted a second head. Her stomach knotted queasily. “I think we need to get used to the idea that it’s over. We can’t stay here indefinitely; we don’t have the leverage. Even if we can negotiate some kind of peaceful settlement with them—and looking at the current administration I’m not optimistic—it’d be like sleeping with an elephant. If it rolls over in its sleep . . . well. We need some ideas about what we can do. New Britain is a first approximation of an answer: It’s got vastly more resources than the Gruinmarkt, Nordmarkt coastline, and we’ve got contacts there. I propose that we should collectively go into the technology-transfer business. We’ve got access to American libraries and know-how, and if we put our muscle into it we can jump-start a technological revolution in New Britain. Operating under cover in the United States has brought very mixed results—it’s encouraged us to act like criminals, like gangsters. I propose that our new venture should be conducted openly, at least in New Britain. We should contact their authorities and ask for asylum. We could do it quietly, trying to set up cover identities and sneak in—but it would be much harder now that they’re in the middle of a war and a major political upheaval. If we were exposed by accident, the first response would likely be harsh, just as it has been in the United States.

  “But anyway. That’s why I invited you here today. Last year I told you that I thought the Clan’s business was unsustainable in the long term. Today, I’m telling you that it has become a lethal liability in the present—and to explore an alternative model. I can’t do this on my own. It’s up to you to help make this work. But if it doesn’t, if we don’t pull ourselves together and rapidly start up a new operation, we’re going to be crushed like bugs. Probably within a matter of months.”

  She took another sip from her wineglass. “Any questions?” A hand waved at the back, then another. The first, Huw, was one of her plants, but the other . . . “Earl Wu? You have something to say?”

  “Yes,” rumbled the Security heavy. “You are an optimist. You think we can change our ways, yes? We will either have to run from the Americans, or negotiate with them.”

  Miriam frowned. “Isn’t that obvious? There’s nothing else—”

  “—They will want to strike back,” Carl interrupted. “Our backwoods hotheads. They are used to power and they do not spend enough time in America to understand how large the dragon is that they think they have cornered.” He tapped his forehead. “I got my education in the US Marine Corps. And I know these idiots, the ones who stayed home.”

  “But how can they strike back?” Miriam stared at him. Brooding and grim as a warrior out of a Viking saga, Carl exuded absolute certainty and bleakly pessimistic skepticism.

  “They can aim a sniper’s rifle as well as anyone. And there are always the Clan’s special weapons.” A ripple of muttering spiraled the room, rapidly ascending in volume. “Whose principle military value lies in not using them, but the conservatives have never been good at subtle thinking.”

  “The Clan’s—” Miriam bit her tongue. “You’ve got to be joking. They wouldn’t dare use them. Would they?”

  “You need to talk to Baron Riordan,” said Carl. “I can say no more than that. But I’d speak to him soon, your majesty. For all I know, the orders might already have been signed.”

  It was early evening; the store had closed to the public two hours ago, and most of the employees had long since checked out and gone to do battle with the rush hour traffic or the crowds on the subway. The contract cleaners and stock fillers had moved in for the duration, wheeling their handcarts through the aisles and racks of clothing, polishing the display cases, vacuuming the back offices and storerooms. They had a long, patient night’s work ahead of them, as did the twoman security team who walked the shop floor as infrequently as they could. “It creeps me out, man,” Ricardo had explained once when Frank asked him. “You know about the broad who killed herself in the third floor john ten years ago? This is one creepy store.”

  “You been drinking too much, man,” Frank told him, with a snort. “You been listenin’ to too many ghost stories, they ain’t none of your business. Burglars, that’s your business.”

  “Not slipping and breaking my fool neck on all that marble, that’s my business,” Ricardo grumbled. But he tried to follow Frank’s advice all the same. Which was why he wasn’t looking at the walls as he slouched, face downturned, past the rest rooms on the third floor, just as the door to the men’s room gaped silently open.

  D.C. played host to a whole raft of police forces, from embassy guards to the Metro Police to the secret service, and all of them liked to play dress-up from time to time. If Ricardo had noticed the ghost who glided from the rest ro
om doorway on the balls of his feet, his first reaction might have been alarm—followed by a flood of adrenaline-driven weak-kneed shock as he registered the look: the black balaclava helmet concealing the face, the black fatigues, and the silenced pistol in a military holster.

  But Ricardo did not notice the mall ninja stepping out into the gallery behind him. Nor did he notice the second man in SWAT-team black slide out of the toilet door, scanning the other way down the aisle between knitware and ladies’ formals with his pistol. Ricardo remained oblivious—for the rest of his life.

  The first intruder had frozen momentarily in Ricardo’s shadow. But now he took two steps forward, drawing a compact cylinder from his belt. One more step, and Ricardo might have noticed something for he tensed and began to turn; but the intruder was already behind him, thrusting hard.

  The security guard dropped like a sack of potatoes, twitching as the illegally overcharged stunner pumped electricity through him. At the thud, the second intruder twitched round hastily; but Ricardo’s assailant was quick with a hand signal, and then a compact Syrette. He bent over the fallen guard and picked up his left hand, then slid the needle into a vein on the inside of the man’s wrist and squeezed the tube. Finally he looked round.

  “Clear,” said his companion.

  “Help me get this into the stalls and position him.”

  Together they towed Ricardo—eyes closed, breathing slowly, seemingly completely relaxed—back into the men’s room. A quick crisis conference ensued.

  “You sure about this?”

  “Yes. Can’t risk him coming round.”

  “Shit. Okay, let’s get him on the seat and make this look good. On my word—”

  “God-on-a-stick, he’s heavy.”

  “Roll his sleeve up, above the elbow, while I find the kit.”

  “You’re really going to do this.”

  “You want to explain to the earl why we didn’t?”

  “Good point. . . .”

  There was a janitor’s trolley in front of the row of washbasins, with a large trash bin and storage for cleaning sundries. Drawing on a pair of disposable gloves, the second intruder retrieved some items from one of the compartments: a tarnished Zippo lighter, a heat-blackened steel spoon, a syringe (already loaded with clear liquid), and a rubber hose.

  “Right, let’s do this.”

  Ricardo twitched slightly and sniffed in his sleep as the men in black set up the scene. Then the syringe bit cold into his inner arm. “Wuh,” he said, dozily.

  “Hold him!”

  The first intruder clamped his hands around Ricardo’s shoulders; but the guard wasn’t awake enough to put up any kind of struggle. And after drawing blood, his executioner was finished. The intruders stepped back to examine their handiwork: the ligature around the upper arm, the empty syringe, the addict’s works on the floor by his feet.

  “Shit. Never had to do that before.”

  “Neither have I. Easier than a hanging, isn’t it?”

  “Uglier, maybe. Let’s get this shit over with.”

  Leaving the cubicle and its mute witness behind, the two men removed their masks and gloves and unhooked their holsters, stowing them in the janitor’s cart. “Okay, we’ve got six minutes before his number two notices that he hasn’t finished his round—if we’re unlucky. Let’s go find the freight elevator and get out of here.”

  Intruder number one wheeled the heavy janitor’s cart out of the toilet block while his partner stood watch. This was the riskiest part of the procedure: The security guard was a known quantity, and one they’d been prepared for, but if they ran into a real cleaner they’d have to play things by ear. Too many disappearances in one night and someone, in the morning, might think to ask urgent questions. But they didn’t run into anyone as they wheeled the cart over to the unmarked door leading to the service passages behind the shop floor, and the battered and scraped freight elevator arrived without undue fuss.

  The sales floors—the sections of the store open to the public—occupied the first through fifth floors, but it was an eight-story building. The upper levels housed a restaurant, then administrative offices and storage rooms for stock and old documents. When the elevator stopped on the eighth floor, intruder number one was the first to exit. He glanced both ways along the empty corridor. “Clear.”

  “Alright, let’s shift this.”

  Together they wheeled the cart along the corridor towards the building’s northeast edge. Most of the rooms on this level were offices, prized by the store managers for their view of Penn Avenue; none of these would do. But where there are offices there are also facilities—mail rooms, sluices for the janitors, storerooms. And presently the intruders found what they were looking for: a locked door which, once they opened it using the guard’s master key, proved to conceal a small, cluttered closet stacked with anonymous brown cardboard boxes. The odor of neglect hung over them like a mildewed blanket. “This one’s perfect—hasn’t been cleaned in weeks.”

  “Good, let’s get this thing in here. . . .”

  Together they manhandled the cart into the room, then busied themselves moving and restacking the boxes, which proved to be full of yellowing paper files. By the time they finished, the cart was nearly invisible from the doorway, concealed behind a stack of archives. “Okay, setup time. Let’s see. Epoxy glue first . . .”

  Intruder number one busied himself applying fat sticks of epoxy putty to the wheels of the cart. By the time he finished, anyone attempting to remove it would find the wheels more than reluctant to budge, another mild deterrent to anyone wondering what an abandoned janitor’s cart was doing in the back of a storeroom. Then intruder number two went to work on the contents of the trash can, with a pen-sized flashlight and a checklist with an olive drab cover bearing the words TOP SECRET.

  “Power lead one, positive . . . safety to ‘armed.’ Countdown, see table three. Yes. Yes, that’s right. Power lead three to input four. Armed. Timer self-test—green. PAL code is the default, eight zeroes. Let’s see if that works. Okay, that works. Timer master key to ‘set.’ Here goes . . .” The intruder carefully twisted a butterfly nut, unscrewing a small cover that concealed a thumbwheel. The detonation controller on the device predated LEDs: no bright lights and digital countdown here, just six plastic dials and a push button to latch the timer into place. Finally, after checking his wristwatch and double-checking his calculation he replaced the cover. “Okay, switching safety to ‘live.’ ” He winced slightly as he twisted the switch, but the only thing that happened was that a dull red pilot lamp next to the main power switch went out. “That looks okay. You got the putty?”

  “Here.”

  He took the tube of epoxy putty, squeezed a strip out, and kneaded it into place over the thumbwheel securing the timer wheels, then under and around the safety switch. Once the putty hardened, it would take a hammer and chisel to free up the controls—and the device itself was tamper-resistant: pulling out wires or cracking the case would trigger it.

  Intruder number one looked at him with wide, spooked eyes. “You realize what we’ve just done, cuz?”

  “Yeah. Let’s get the hell out of here!”

  Methodical as always, his last action before they caught the elevator back down to the toilet—and thence to the wooden scaffold in a swamp in the Sudtmarkt—was to lock the door, and then empty half a tube of Krazy glue into the keyhole.

  The guard would, of course, be discovered, but the body of a junkie was unlikely to trigger a tear-down search throughout an entire department store. The locked door might be noticed, but if so, would either be ignored or generate a low-priority call to Facilities, that might or might not be responded to the same day. The rearranged boxes might be noticed, but probably wouldn’t be—nobody cleaned inside that room on a regular basis. And the out-of-place janitor’s cart might irritate someone into trying to move it, but in that case they’d discover its wheels were stuck and its contents were inconveniently heavy. True stealth, intruder number one�
��s superior had explained, is made of lots of little barriers that are not apparent to the enemy.

  If anyone penetrated the final barrier and actually looked inside the waste bin in a janitor’s cart in a locked room on the top floor of a department store, they might discover a sleeping horror.

  But they’d have to do it fast: The timer would count down to zero in less than eighteen hours.

  “What have you not been telling me?”

  Miriam leaned on the back of the visitor’s chair in the wood-paneled office, unwilling to sit down or comply with the usual polite rituals of an office visit. For his part, the office’s owner looked equally unhappy. Miriam’s arrival (accompanied by a squad of personal retainers, including both Brilliana and Sir Alasdair) had clearly disrupted his plans for the day.

  “Lots,” Riordan snapped. Then he paused to visibly gather his wits. “Please excuse me, this is not a good time. . . .”

  “It never is.” Miriam’s stomach churned. Dyspepsia was a constant companion right now, along with weird aches and odd food cravings. And she’d had to ride piggyback on one of her guards to get here, which indignity didn’t improve her mood. “I’m talking about the special weapons. I gather there are complications.”

  Behind her, Brilliana shifted from foot to foot; Riordan leaned back in his chair, steepled his fingers, and stared at her. It was a mannerism blatantly modeled on Angbard’s style. The poor bastard’s as out of his depth as I am, she realized. We’re both aping the absent experts.

  “Someone blabbed,” he said flatly. “Tell me. I need to know.”

  “It was—” Brill stopped abruptly at Miriam’s look.

  “You don’t need to answer him,” Miriam told her. “Baron.” She fixed him with a stare of her own—this one not modeled on anyone, even her mother. “Here are the facts as I know them. Some idiot a generation ago sneaked a couple of our people through an Army or Air Force technical school and got them qualified in the care and handling of special weapons. More recently, someone else, also an idiot, decided that having a brace of special weapons to hand was a good idea; just knowing where to steal them in a hurry wasn’t good enough. Angbard trusted Matthias, Matthias had the keys to the kingdom, and when he defected he took at least one of the weapons as a fallback insurance policy. The Family Trade Organization sent it back to us, up near Concord. But it wasn’t the only weapon we’d stolen, and they want the others back. So where are they? You know who’s supposed to be in charge of them. What’s going on?”