The Conan Chronology

by J. R. Karlsson

  'Coward!' she shouted. 'Spawn of a diseased goat! Fight me blade to blade, and I'll spit you like the capon you are!'

  Easily he pulled her over to the bed, seated himself, and jerked her across his knees. Easily he controlled her frenzied thrashings.

  'Oh, no!' she gasped. 'Not that! Cimmerian, I'll cut your heart out!

  I'll slice your manhood for-'

  Her diatribe was cut off with a howl as his big hand landed forcefully on her taut-breeched buttocks.

  A fist thumped against the heavy wooden door, and Alachaon's voice sounded from the corridor. 'What's happening in there, Conan? Are you all right?'

  'All is well,' Conan replied. 'I'm tending to an unruly wench.'

  That provoked furious struggles from Karela, futile against his iron grasp. 'Release me, Cimmerian,' she growled, 'or I'll see you hanging by your heels over a slow fire. Unhand me, Derketo shrivel your manhood!'

  Conan answered her with a smack that brought another howled curse. 'You tried to kill me, wench,' he said slowly, punctuating each word with his calloused palm. 'You've been untrustworthy from the first day I laid eyes on you. In Shadizar you'd have let me be slain without a word of warning.' Karela's shrieked imprecation became incoherent; she kicked frantically at the air, but he did not pause. 'In the Kezankian Mountains you betrayed me to a sorcerer. I saved your life there, but in Nemedia you bribed my jailors with gold to torture me. Why? Why a knife for my heart while I lay sleeping? Have I ever harmed you? Is your soul filled with treacherv, woman?'

  A half-formed plea among her cries penetrated his rage, killing his anger and staying his hand. Karela pleading? Whatever she had done or tried to do, that was not right. As he could not kill her, neither could he bring himself to break her pride completely. He pushed her off his lap to fall with a thump to her knees.

  Her tear-streaked face twisted with sobs, Karela's slender hands stole back gingerly to her buttocks. Then, as if suddenly remembering Conan's presence, she tore them away again; moist green eyes glared daggers at him. 'May Derketo blast your eyes, Cimmerian,' she said jerkily, 'and Erlik take your soul for a plaything. No man has ever treated me as you do and lived.'

  'And no one,' he said quietly, 'man or woman, has ever dealt with me as treacherously as you have without incurring my enmity. And yet I cannot find it in me to hate you. But this! Murder was never your way, Karela.

  Was it for gold? You've always loved gold above all else.'

  'It was for me!' she spat at him, pounding a small fist on her thigh.

  Her eyes squeezed shut, and her voice dropped to a whisper. 'Your presence turns my muscles to wine. Your eyes on me sap my will. How can I not want you dead?'

  Conan shook his head in wonderment. Never had he pretended to understand women, least of all this fierce female falcon. Once more he was convinced that whatever gods had created men had not been the gods who created women.

  As she knelt there in disarray, naked to the waist, Conan felt other stirrings than amazement. She was a woman of marvelous curves to brighten the eye, a wonderful blend of softness and firmness to delight the touch. Always she had been able to rouse his desire, though she often attempted to use that to bend him to her will. Abruptly he decided that learning why and how she had come to Ophir could wait.

  Gently he drew her between his knees.

  Her clear green eyes, still tremulous, fluttered open. 'What are you doing?' she demanded unsteadily.

  He lifted the tattered tunic from her and threw it aside.

  Small white teeth bit into her full underlip, and she shook her head.

  'No,' she said breathlessly. 'I will not. No. Please.'

  Easily he lifted her to the bed, disposed of her soft boots, peeled the tight breeches from her long legs.

  'I hate you, Conan.' But there was a curious note of pleading in her voice for such a statement. 'I came to kill you. Do you not realise that?' He plucked her dagger from his mattress and held it in two fingers before her gaze. 'Take it, if you truly wish me dead.'

  For the space of three breaths his eyes held hers. Convulsively she turned her face aside. Conan smiled and, casually tossing the dagger to the floor, set about producing cries from her that had naught to do with pain.

  VI

  Sunlight steaming through the windows woke Conan. He opened his eyes and found himself staring at Karela's dagger, once more driven to the hilt into his mattress. The blade held a fragment of parchment. Karela was gone.

  'Blast the woman,' he muttered, ripping the parchment free. It was covered with a bold, sprawling hand.

  Another debt added to those you already owe me. The next time you will die, Cimmerian. I will not run from another country because of YOU. By the Teats of Dezketo I swear, I will not.

  Frowning, he crumpled the parchment in his fist. It was like the woman, leaving before he woke, with threats but without answers to any of his questions. He had thought she was done with threats altogether; she had enjoyed the night as well as he, of that she had left no doubt.

  Hurriedly he dressed and headed into the bowels of the palace. He was still settling his swordbelt about his waist when he entered the long room where his company took their meals, near the kitchen Timeon had given over to them. The simple hearty provender Fabio prepared offended his own cooks, so the lord said. Some score and a half of the mercenary, warriors, unarmored but weapons as always belted on, were scattered among crude trestle-tables that had been rooted out of storage in the stables. Wachaon and Narus sat by themselves, their attention to the leather jacks of ale in their fists and the wooden bowls of stew before them not so great that they did not note his entrance.

  'Ho, Cimmerian,' Machaon called out loudly. 'How was that, ah, unruly wench last night?' A sprinkling of rough laughter made it clear he had shared his story with the rest.

  Could not the accursed fool keep his tongue behind his teeth, Conan thought. Aloud he said, 'Double the guards on the roof, Machaon. And see they keep eyes and ears open. A parade of temple virgins would be undetected up there as it is.'

  Narus laughed dolefully into his ale as Conan straddled a bench across from them. 'The wench was too unruly, was she? 'Tis the way of all women, to be least accomodating when you want them most.'

  'Do you have to beat all of them?' Taurianus called, a jealous edge to his bantering tone. 'I thought her shrieks would bring the roof down.'

  'Food!' Conan bellowed. 'Must I die of hunger?'

  'There's a morsel in that kitchen,' Machaon chuckled, 'I could consume whole.' He nudged Narus as Julia hurried from the kitchen, balancing with some difficulty a bowl of stew, a loaf of bread and a mug of ale.

  She was much changed from the last time Conan had seen her. Her long auburn hair was tied with a green ribbon, and pulled back from a face bare of rouge or kohl but streaked with sweat from the heat of the kitchen fires. Her long robe of soft white wool, soot smudged and damp with soapy water, was meant to be modest, he assumed, but it clung to her curves in a way that drew the eye of every man in the room.

  'You must speak to that man,' she said as she set Conan's meal before him. He stared at her questioningly, and she flung out an arm dramatically toward the kitchen. 'That man. Fabio. He threatened me . .

  . with a switch. Tell him who I am.'

  Conan scooped up a horn spoon full of stew. In one form or another it served the men of the company for both meals of the day, morning and night. 'You work in the kitchens,' he said. 'That is Fabio's domain.

  Did a queen somehow come to scrub his pots he'd switch her an she did it badly. You'd best learn to do as he tells you.'

  Julia sputtered in indignation, the more so when Machaon laughed.

  'You've too many airs, wench,' the grizzled veteran chortled. 'Besides, you're well padded for it.' And he applied a full-fingered pinch to punctuate his claim.

  Squealing, the auburn-haired girl leaped. To seize Conan's bowl and upend it over Machaon's head. Narus convulsed with laughter so hard that he began coughing.


  'Fool girl,' Conan growled. 'I was eating that. Fetch me another, and quick about it.'

  'Fetch your own,' she snapped back. 'Or starve, if you wish to eat with the likes of him.' Spinning on her heel, she stalked into the kitchen, her back rigid.

  A stunned Machaon sat raking thick gobbets of stew from his face with his fingers. 'I've a mind to take a switch to that conceited jade myself,' he muttered.

  'Go easy with her,' Conan said. 'She'll learn in time, whether she will or no. She is used to a gentler way of life than that which faces her now.'

  'I'd like to gentle her,' Machaon replied. 'But I'll keep my hands from her as she's yours, Cimmerian.'

  Conan shook his head. 'She's not mine. Nor yours either, till she says she is. There are bawds aplenty in the town, is that your need.' The two men stared at him perplexedly, but they nodded, and he was satisfied. They might think he was in truth laying claim to the girl-though doubtless wondering why he wished to make a secret of it-but they would not demand more of her than she was willing to give.

  And they would speak it among the company, giving her protection with the others as well. He was not sure why he did not, save for Karela. It was difficult for him to think too much of other women when that fiery wench was about.

  In any case, she was likely to give him ten times the trouble Julia did, and without trying half so hard. Karela was a woman who kept her word. If he did not find a way to stop her she would put steel between his ribs yet. Worse, she had a mind for vengeance like a Stygian. It would be like her to destroy the Free-Company, if she could, before killing him.

  'Have either of you heard rumours of a woman bandit?' he asked in a carefully casual tone.

  'I'll have to bathe to get clean of this,' Machaon growled, picking a lump of meat from his hair. He popped it into his mouth. 'I've heard no such tales. Women are meant for other things than brigands.'

  'Nor I,' Narus said. 'Women are not suited to the violent trades.

  Except perhaps that red-haired jade we encountered in Nemedia. She claimed to be a bandit, though I'd never heard of her. The buxom trull was offended I did not know her fame. Remember?'

  'She's no trull,' Conan said, 'and she'll carve your liver does she hear you name her so.' Immediately the words were gone he wished he had held his tongue.

  'She's here!' Machaon exclaimed. 'What was her name?'

  'Karela,' Narus said. 'A temper like a thornbush, that one has.'

  Machaon laughed suddenly. 'She was the wench last night.' He shrugged at Conan's glare. 'Well, there's no woman in the palace who'd need her bottom warmed to crawl into your blankets. It must have been her. I'd not bed her without my sword and armour, and mayhap a man to watch my back.'

  'It was her,' the Cimmerian said, and added grudgingly, 'She tried to put a dagger in me.'

  'That sounds like the woman I remember,' Narus chortled. 'From the yells, I'd say you taught her better manners.'

  ''Twould be sport,' Machaon crowed, 'to stuff her and our Julia into a sack together.'

  Tears ran down Narus' face from his laughter. 'I would pay coin to see that fight.'

  'Erlik take the pair of you,' Conan snarled. 'There's more danger in that woman than sport. She thinks she has a grievance against me, and she will cause trouble for the company if she can.'

  'What can a woman do?' Narus said. 'Nothing.'

  'I would not like to wager my life on that,' Conan told him. 'Not when the woman is Karela. I want you to ask questions in the taverns and the brothels. 'Tis possible she's changed her name, but she cannot change the way she looks. A red-haired woman bandit with a body like one of Derketo's handmaidens will be known to someone. Tell the others to keep their eyes open as well.'

  'Why can you not manage her grievance as you did last night?' Machaon asked. 'A smack on the bottom and to bed. Oh, very well-' he raised his hands in surrender as Conan opened his mouth for more angry words-'I will ask questions in the brothels. At least it gives me an excuse to spend more time at the House of the Doves.'

  'Forget not the House of the Honeyed Virgins,' Narus added. Conan scowled wordlessly. The fools did not know Karela as he did. He hoped for the sake of the company that they had time to learn before it was too late. Abruptly he became aware of the horn spoon of stew he still held, and put it in his mouth. 'Fabio's cooking horse again,' he said when he'd swallowed.

  Narus froze with his own spoon half lifted. 'Horse?' he gasped. Machaon stared at his bowl as if he expected it to leap from the table at him.

  'Horse,' Conan said, tossing his spoon to the rough planks. Narus gagged. Not until he was out of the room did the Cimmerian permit a smile to grow on his face. The meat tasted like beef to him, but those two deserved the worrying they were going to do over what Fabio was feeding them.

  'Conan!' Julia ran out of the door he had just exited, bouncing off his chest as he turned. Her hands clutched her robe at the waist, twisting nervously. 'Conan, you didn't ... that is, last night ... I mean. ..'

  She stopped and took a deep breath. 'Conan, you must speak to Fabio. He struck me. Look.' Half-turning she lifted her robe to expose the alabastrine rounds of her buttocks.

  Conan was barely able to make out a pink stripe across the undercurve.

  He raised his gaze to her face. Her eyes were closed; the tip of her tongue continually wetted her full lips.

  'I'll speak to him,' he said gravely. Her eyes shot open, and a smile blossomed on her face. 'I'll tell him he must strike harder than that to make any impression on a stubborn pot-girl.'

  'Conan!' she wailed. Hastily she covered herself, smoothing the pale wool over her hips. Her eyes became as hard as sapphires. 'You had a woman in your ... your chamber last night. I ... I was passing in the corridor, and I heard.'

  He smiled, and watched a blush spread over her cheeks. So she had had her ear pressed to his door, had she? 'And what concern is that of yours?' he asked. 'You are here to scrub pots and stir the stew, to fetch and carry for Fabio. Not to be wandering parts of the palace where you have no business.'

  'But you kissed me,' she protested. 'And the way you kissed me! You cannot make me feel like that, then calmly walk away. I'm a woman, curse you! I'm eighteen! I will not be dismissed like a plaything.'

  For the second time in the space of hours, he mused, a woman was protesting her womanhood to him. But what a contrast between them.

  Karela was bold and defiant even as she melted with passion; Julia frightened despite her bluff front. Karela knew well the ways of men and women; Julia was ravaged by a kiss. Karela knew who she was and what she wanted; Julia ...

  'Do you want to come to my bed?' he said softly, taking her chin in his hand and tilting her face up. Scarlet suffused her face and neck, but she did not try to wrench free. 'Say yes, and I'll carry you there this moment.'

  'The others,' she whispered. 'They'll know.'

  'Forget them. 'Tis you must chose.'

  'I cannot, Conan.' She sobbed when he released her, and leaned toward him as if seeking his touch. 'I want to say yes, but I fear to. Can you not just ... take me? Men do such things, I know. Why must you put this burden I do not want on me?'

  Barely four years seperated them, yet at that moment he felt it could as well be four hundred. 'Because you are not a slave, Julia. You say you are a woman, but when you are truly a woman you will be able to say yes or no, and know it is what you mean to say. But till then ... well, I take only women to my bed, not frightened girls.'

  'Erlik curse you,' she said bitterly. Instantly she was contrite, one hand raised to touch his cheek. 'No, I didn't mean that. You confuse me so. When you kissed me you made me want to be a woman. Kiss me again, and make me remember. Kiss me, and give me the courage I need.'

  Conan reached for her, and at that instant a bellow of pain and rage echoed down the halls. He spun, grabbing instead for the leatherwrapped hilt of his sword. The cry came again, from above he was certain.

  'Timeon,' he muttered. His blade came into his hand, an
d he was running, shouting as he ran. 'Rouse yourselves, you poxed rouges! 'Tis the baron screaming like a woman in birth! To arms, curse you!'

  Servants and slaves ran hysterically, shrieking and waving their arms at his shouts. Men of the company knocked them aside without compunction as they poured out of the corners where they had been taking their ease. Helmets were tugged on and swords waved, as a growing knot of warriors followed the big Cimmerian up marble stairs.

  In the corrider outside Timeon's chamber the two guards Conan had caused to be set there stood staring dumbfounded at the ornately carved door. Conan slammed into that door at a dead run, smashing it open.

  Timeon lay in the middle of a multi-hued Iranistani carpet, his body wracked by convulsions, heels drumming, plump hands clawing at his throat. His head was thrown back, and every time he managed to fight a breath he loosed it again in a scream. Tivia, his leman, stood with her back to a wall, clutching a cloak about her tightly, her eyes, large and dark fixed on the helplessly jerking man in an expression of horror. An overturned goblet lay near Timeon, and a puddle of wine soaking into the rug.

  'Zandru's Hells!' Conan growled. His eye lit on Machaon, forcing his way through the men crowding the hall. 'A physician, Machaon. Quickly!

  Timeon's poisoned!'

  'Boros is in the kitchens,' the tattoed man called back. Conan hesitated, and the other saw it. 'Curse it, Cimmerian, it'll take half the day to get another.'

  Timeon's struggles were growing weaker; his screams had become moans of agony. Conan nodded. 'Fetch him, then.'

  Machaon disappeared, and Conan turned back to the man on the floor. How had the fool gotten himself poisoned? The answer might mean life or death to him and the rest of the company. And he had to have the answer before the matter was turned over to the King's torturers. Valdric might ignore the great part of what was happening in his country, but he would not ignore the murder of a noble in the very shadow of his throne.