Deporting Dominic

by Lindemann, Renee

  “Trust me Cass it has not been easy to keep my hands off and I haven’t kept my hands off per se just no intercourse.”

  “Intercourse? What are you a teacher? You two haven’t fucked in like a month that’s insane.” Sidney is shaking her blond hair as she speaks. I notice her exiting the Interstate and wonder where the hell they are taking me. The other girls in the van launch into a conversation about how long they have gone without sex. I decide not to add that it had been over a year since I had sex before Dominic.

  “I didn’t said it was easy and we have done other stuff,” I laugh at her audacity.

  “So whose tag represents your husband to be? We need to know because that girl wins a prize,” Briana asked. I cover my eyes as each girl proudly displays their nametag in the hopes of winning the prize.

  “Pick a dick! Pick a dick!” They all start chanting loudly as I erupt with laughter.

  “Aw this is so embarrassing. I guess uh Kim let me see your tag,” I replied giving hers a good once over, “Lydia let me see your tag back there.”

  Lydia proudly pokes out her large breast where her tag rests comfortably. I squeal when I see that she has picked out the most normal looking penis tag of the bunch. My own tag looks pretty pathetic compared to the others.

  “Uh I guess it would have to be Lydia’s.” Lydia squeals with delight as Briana hands her a little pink gift bag. Proudly Lydia reveals the contents of the bag holding the vibrator up for all to see.

  “Make sure we have one for the bride,” Sidney announces to all the ladies. Cassie holds up a bag full of sex toys, lubricants, and other sex play items. I blush uncontrollably.

  “I do not need one trust me. Dominic is all the vibrator I need and then some,” I said with steely resolve.

  “So he is amazing in bed. I knew it that man is too good looking to goof it up in the bedroom.” Briana high fives Cassie who shakes her head in agreement.

  “He is amazing in the bedroom and all I need.” My eyes are smiling more than my mouth as I speak the words I definitely mean. All the ladies explode in laughter as I make this revelation.

  “I am so happy for you cousin. You needed someone to break your back.” She said as if having my back broken is a perfectly good way to spend an evening. I am about to respond when we pull into the parking lot of Club Envy. I cover my mouth in astonishment as the marquee reads: All Male Revue.

  “Let’s go see some man-cake,” Sidney proclaimed pumping her fist in the air. The ladies are out of the van faster than a jackrabbit while I remain in the passenger seat. I pull out my phone to call Dominic. My friends do not even realize that I am still in the car as they eagerly head to the entrance.

  When he answers the phone I hear loud music. “Hey wife of mine. Are you enjoying your bachelorette party?”

  “You knew they were doing this? You knew they were taking me to a male strip club,” I ask with false anger.

  “No but I knew they were taking you out to get drunk and to have fun.”

  “So are you on your way to a similar establishment.”

  “I do not know but I am sure that is a distinct possibility. Do you not want me to go?”

  “I mean it’s a bachelor party. How can you have one without butt naked hoes?” I said with a laugh but not liking the mental image of girls shaking their bits on my fiancé.

  “If you are not okay with this then I will not go Sammie.”

  “No go ahead have fun besides my friends just realized they were heading into the club without the bride to be. I gotta go. Have fun baby but not too much.”

  “You have fun to baby,” he said before hanging up, “Do not let another man put his junk in your face.”

  “Ditto baby, male or female,” I pronounce. Dominic laughs loudly before professing his love for me. I respond just as Sidney snatches the phone from my hand. Quickly she ends my call tucking my phone into her purse. They are pulling me out of the van as I put up a believable protest. Once inside the club I am instantly given a drink for being the bride that I must chug according to my friends. I do as I am told hoping the drink will relax me enough to enjoy myself tonight. The liquid warms my insides as it travels to its final destination. We are lead to a table near the stage much to the delight of the barely dressed MC.

  “We have some fresh meat coming in right now,” he squawks over the microphone. “Bachelorette party? Hmmm I have just the man for you, Major Bradley front and center.” The red curtain opens to a man dressed in head to toe white saluting the audience. The song Up Where We Belong begins to play as he walks slowly onto the stage. It’s the first time that I notice the room is almost completely packed with screaming ladies. When Major Bradley gets to the front of the stage he turns around giving all the ladies a view of him in full uniform. The song abruptly stops switching to Estelle’s American Boy. Major Bradley starts moving on the stage to the music as the ladies scream even louder. Quickly he is out of his cap, uniform jacket, and shoes as the ladies howl their appreciation. Women are lining up around the stage to tip him as he continues to disrobe.

  “What can I get y’all?” Our shirtless hunky dark haired waiter asked forcing our eyes from the stage. Sidney orders the same drinks for everyone except she orders a light beer. I give her a quizzical look as she winks an eye at me. She is tonight’s designated driver. I am ready to thank her when she points to the stage. Major Bradley is looking down at me like a turkey dinner on Thanksgiving. He gets down on his knees and crawls onto our table right to me. Without warning he is on me grinding his hips and I missed when he took off the uniform pants. He is now in a black thong giving me the business with his moves. I try to look interested but this man is not my husband and while he is good looking Dominic has him beat in every department. I give a scream to indicate that I am enjoying his moves and he finally relents much to the happiness of his awaiting fan club. Sidney shoves dollar bills in my hand and I put a few in his g-string before he returns to the stage. I cover my face with my hands knowing that I am blushing rather obviously.

  “That man is all kinds of nice,” Briana shouts out over the music. The remainder of the night goes pretty much in that fashion. A man performs and sees a bride and attacks her with his pelvic thrusts. I am besieged by the attention and deflect it to the other ladies at my table. They enjoy all the male attention as we party the night away. I find I am having more fun watching them enjoy the male dancers than I do having them all over me.

  “Excuse me bride to be can I give you a dance as a gift,” a deep voice whispered in my ear. My cousin Briana is engrossed in a dancer moving all over her body while the other ladies in our party looks on. I turn to see a tall, handsome, caramel colored man standing before me and I absent-mindedly lick my lips. He is the most beautiful man in this establishment and the only one in my mind capable of giving Dominic a run for his money. I am speechless as he takes my hand leading me to a less populated area.

  “Get it Sammie woo hoo,” Sidney shouts as I allow myself to be led.

  “My name is Micah,” he whispered in my ear. I watch him set the wooden stool in front of me as he parts my legs open. I am suddenly conscious of my black button up sleeveless dress tied at my hip as it rises past my knees.

  “I am Samantha nice to meet you,” I splutter extending my hand. Micah shakes my hand then pulls me forward. His smooth supple lips blow warm air on my neck as he nuzzles me lightly close to my ear. I get an immediate chill from his touch as he is still holding my hand. When he releases my hand he is all over me pretending to touch me in every spot. I can barely keep up as he removes his t-shirt revealing a toned set of abs. I let out a soft moan as he moves towards his zipper. I truly need to have sex with my husband soon I am feeling deprived looking at this yummy man in front of me. Sidney abruptly appears in my line of vision stuffing dollar bills into my hands.

  “Sexy man, keep dancing for her, she seems to like you,” Sidney said winking at him. I flush all over as he winks back in understanding.

  Micah is not
quite as tall as Dominic but he has some height on him that makes his moves on this stool all the more impressive. His narrow but strong hips swivels and twists as Lil Wayne raps about lollipops. Ending his tease Micah removes his pants as my friends shriek with approval. The simple black g-string he is wearing leaves nothing to the imagination. Purposely Micah turns around on the stool to give the ladies a full view of his sexy chiseled body. Cassie, Briana, and Lydia lead the charge with dollars in hand to tip Micah, who has also attracted the attention of nearby ladies. I am assuming this is his marketing plan and if so it is sheer genius.

  When the song ends he receives more applause than the guy dancing on the stage. Various ladies get up from other tables to offer him a few dollars in tips.

  “Excuse me when you are done here can you come see us over there,” a tall brunette lady points to a small table of eager young ladies. Micah gives her a nod to indicate that he would come over there soon after he is finished with me. Micah sat on the stool and struck up a friendly conversation with me as he waited for the next full song to play.

  “So when is the big day?” He asked raising an eyebrow as he spoke. I understood his hesitation as I was practically panting after his wonderful performance.

  “Two days away,” I stammered fighting to regain my composure. Before I can formulate my next sentence Sidney is by my side. “Drink this,” she demands thrusting a test tube filled with pink liquid at me. I look over at the table and all the ladies are holding a tube in their hands awaiting my decision. I raise the tube up give an encouraging “whoop” and down the yummy fluid. That shot of liquid courage takes the stammer out of my voice as I speak more confidently from this point on.

  “I am marrying my best friend in two days and I can not wait,” I said loud enough for just Micah to hear.

  “That’s great but how old are you? If you do not mind me asking,” he said curiously.

  “I am twenty-two and I have three children.” I am not sure why I added the part about my kids.

  “You do not have three children. That’s uh impossible.” Micah looks at me with complete disbelief as I shake my head to the contrary.

  “I have a son who turns four next month. I lost both my parents and took custody of my two siblings. Plus I just graduated from UA earlier this month.”

  “Wow that’s amazing.” Micah said giving me a high five for my efforts.

  “I am amazing if only you knew.” I give a devilish grin that makes Micah blush.

  “Wish I had the opportunity to know what that statement is about.”

  Micah moves closer to me as the next song starts to play. The next song is a bit slower then its predecessors as Usher croons about Love In This Club. The liquor is flowing through my body and I initially think it’s my imagination but this dance feels very personal.

  Micah does not offer any clever marketing strategies as he dances for me. In fact he never turns away from me to face the ladies I know are ogling him. Instead he is in my face, speaking French in my ear, and moving provocatively against the fabric of my dress. The French impresses me, even if I have no idea what he is saying. He takes my hand and leads it down his chest to the band of his g-string. I plant a dollar there as my hands linger. Geez I need to have sex with my husband.

  “You are very beautiful Samantha,” Micah whispered in my ear. “Your fiancé is a very lucky man.”

  “Uh thank you Micah. I am pretty lucky too, especially right now.” Micah gave me a curt smile that indicated he was up to no good. His soft brown eyes were directing my line of vision downward. My mouth flew open in surprise as I spied his obvious excitement or attraction. I couldn’t fathom which had caused him to be completely turned on at this very moment.

  “As I said before you’re a very beautiful woman Samantha. Oh the things I would do to you.”

  I gulped fighting for air before realizing I was holding my breath.

  “That’s just wrong. I have been a good Catholic girl for almost a month. No sex and you show me sex. Bad Micah.”

  I put the remaining dollars in my hand as I pretend to chastise him. Micah lets out a loud laugh and I put the bills in his G-string, which is barely able to contain his uh excitement.

  “You have not had sex in a month?” He asked this question with a voice the equivalent to liquid sex. I nod and it is then that I notice the women around me including my own party are staring dangerously at the two of us. I shoot back a look at my own party that said, “mind your business”. They all burst out in a fit of giggles as they turn their attention to the stage. Micah continues the slow sensual torture dancing until the song ends. I realize that I have to let this man go so he can go make more money. I am in love with my fiancé and I want no one but him.

  I fan myself as Micah pulls his t-shirt over his head. I am aware that he is still hiding his waning erection, refusing to turn around to face the throng of women now interested in him.

  “Wow that was amazing Micah, worth every penny and then some,” I beamed at him still fanning myself with my hand.

  “As you have stated you are amazing Samantha. If only we were meeting under better circumstances, for me that is.” He gives me a devilish smile. I watch him slip back into his tracksuit pants unable to resist a glance in the direction of his crotch. I internally scold myself for being so turned on right now without Dominic present but then I remember he is probably somewhere covered in stripper dust.

  “Timing is something else.” I give him a dazzling smile to indicate had I not been engaged to another he would have a shot. Micah reaches over and gives me a kiss on the cheek as he whispered, “Come see me again if you just need a break. I am sure I can take your mind off things.”

  I giggle unceremoniously and nod furiously as he pulls away from me. Micah gives me a final wink as he heads to the table beckoning for his attention.

  “We want the same special treatment that she had,” the brunette lady indicated.

  “I am not sure you want that service ladies it’s for brides only but I think I can give y’all a good show,” Micah said.

  We watch a few more dancers perform before I want to leave. I cannot keep my eyes off Micah and it’s bothering me that he keeps giving me little winks while he dances for other women. Does this mean I am not ready to get married? I feel bad for being attracted to another man who is not my Dominic. Sidney senses my unease and slides into the chair next to me.

  “Hey belle of the ball you just went from cloud nine to the dungeon. What gives?”

  “Nothing I am having a great time Sid,” I lie unconvincingly.

  “You are not dead Sammie. It’s okay to lust after a hot guy but at the end of the day we all know you are madly in love with Dominic. No other man will do.”

  I smile warmly at my friend who reads me so well, “Thanks Sid. That man over there is dangerous and so damn fine.”

  “Yes which is why we pay him to dance here then go home to our beloved men.”

  “Yes except all I can do is look at my beloved man. Two more agonizing nights of not touching him,” I replied sorrowfully.

  “I am sure your wedding night is going to be so hot. You are probably going to give Dominic a heart attack.” Sidney chided playfully as I dropped my head to her shoulder.

  “The sex is just so damn good Sid. I love him so much.”

  “We all know you do so quit your bitching and let’s blow this Popsicle stand.”

  I felt the dizziness rush around me when I tried to stand. Sidney took my hand to steady me as we walked out of the club.

  Micah tugged on my sleeve as we made for the exit. I couldn’t help but notice how incredibly handsome he was. My mind wondered why I wasted away for almost three years when someone like him was out there. I have no idea about his character or personality except that he was charming. It burns me to know that he seems genuinely interested in me and I spent almost three years alone. But now I wasn’t alone I have Dominic and my family.

  “Congratulations Samantha and good luck,”
Micah said giving me an awkward hug.

  “Thanks Micah, I appreciate that. You better get back to your fan club they are giving me the evil eye,” I respond pointing to the angry group of ladies glaring at me.

  “Will you be the president of my fan club?” Micah speaks without really asking me as he walks away to rejoin his fan club. I laugh as Sidney pulls me out of the club. I am feeling no pain as we make our way to the minivan.

  “That guy had a very big dick,” I blurted out loudly.

  “What the hell did you just say?” Sidney asked laughing. The other ladies all start laughing uncontrollably

  “He did! When he turned his back to y’all he got really excited and showed me.”

  “They are not supposed to do that. It’s illegal,” Briana chimed in.

  “Well he broke the law and it was big and so nicee.” We all explode with laughter as we hit the gray minivan. Sidney presses the button and the sliding doors open for the passengers. She starts the car and the radio blasts Glamorous by Fergie. We all start singing to the top of our lungs, “We flyin' first class up in the sky. We flyin' first class, livin' the life. In the fast lane and I won't change. By the glamorous, ooh, the flossy, flossy.”

  When the song ends Sidney silences the radio announcing, “Truth or dare time.” The other ladies in the van howl loudly at the idea of truth or dare.

  “Bride you are up first. Truth or dare,” Briana said loudly. I drop my head in my hands.

  “Truth, of course,” I respond softly.

  “Tell us three things we don’t know about Dominic,” Lydia said proudly. The other girls high five her truth and I cringe inward. The liquor is still affording me some confidence and bravery but not enough. I rack my brain to give the ladies the information they want.

  “We need an answer,” Cassie urges, “Tick tock.”

  “Okay let’s see. I am the first and only girl he has ever went down on.” Before I can get to the next one this statement causes an in car riot.