Scandalous in a Kilt (Hot Scots Book 3)

by Anna Durand

"Yes, my lord." I slapped my hands on the desktop and wiggled my ass. "I live to serve."

  "Like hell you do." His lips ghosted over my behind, then his tongue traced the upper curve of each cheek. "You're obstinate and independent, and I wouldn't have you any other way."

  He raked his hands up my sides, around to my tummy.

  I spread my legs, excitement sizzling on my skin.

  "You are so beautiful, so perfect," he said, his hands traveling up to fondle my breasts. As he plumped and kneaded them, scraping his thumbs over my nipples, he pressed the hard length of his erection against me. "You are the most precious gift I've ever received."

  "You're so sweet," I said, and moaned when he slid his shaft between my thighs. "But for heaven's sake, say something dirty."

  He chuckled, the sound soft and darkly erotic, as he shifted one hand to my mound. Two fingers dived between my folds. "Ahm going to fuck ye, Em, until my cock is slick with your cream and ye beg me to make ye come. Is that dirty enough?"

  I opened my mouth to speak, but his fingers plunged down my cleft and inside my entrance. His thumb stroked my clitoris, and all I could do was moan.

  Oh those fingers, those strong and agile fingers, they strummed my body like a virtuoso playing a Stradivarius. He swept his fingers up and down my cleft, settled the heel of his hand on my clitoris, and worked me into a frenzy of need. I bucked my hips forward and back with each stroke of his fingers, swirled my hips in a frantic attempt to rub my clit against his hand, but the pressure of oncoming ecstasy escalated higher and higher without release. I whimpered and dug my nails into the desktop. He kept me balanced on the edge of climax, teetering but unable to tumble over, and I loved every of second his delicious torture.

  "Please, Rory," I pleaded. "Please."

  He nipped my shoulder. "Cannae resist a warm, wet lass who begs."

  He grasped my hips and drove his cock deep inside.

  The bliss of penetration, the fullness of him buried within me, forced a breathless string of words from my lips. "OhGodyesohyesthankyou."

  My orgasm rocketed through me, searing and convulsive. I cried out as my body clenched around his shaft, again and again, the pleasure so intense I finally lost my voice on a strangled scream.

  He held onto my hips as he pumped in and out, his balls slapping on my ass with each inward thrust, and my wetness making a sucking sound with each withdrawal. I rocked my hips back to meet his thrusts, crying out every time his hard length sank into me. As the pace quickened along with our breaths, I threw my head back and plastered my body to his, lashing my arms around his neck while his grunts and groans reverberated in the room.

  I came again, with a burst of pleasure that made my heart pound so hard it almost hurt. My sex clenched around him over and over until, with a vigorous thrust, he found his release.

  "Oh God, Em!" he shouted, punching into me once, twice more. His body went still. He enfolded me in his arms, his hands over my belly. Gasping for breath, he murmured into my ear, "I hope our bairn is just like you."

  I reclaimed my breath enough to say, "I hope our baby's like you."

  He peeled his body from mine, leaving me aching from the loss of his hot shaft filling me. He turned me toward him. "Our baby will be the best of both of us, and better than either of us because our love made this bairn."

  "This is one lucky baby." I looped my arms around his waist. "And the first of several, I hope."

  "Several?" He smiled with a heat that reawakened my desire. "Best keep practicing for the next one, then."

  By the time we finished practicing, we'd made our way up to the third floor and collapsed on our bed, satiated more than any living thing had a right to be.

  Sprawled across my husband, I traced lazy circles on his chest. "In a couple months, we'll have our first Christmas together."

  "Can't think of a blessed thing I need or want." He kissed the top of my head. "You've given me the two best gifts—your love, and our baby."

  "I think we should throw a big holiday party."

  "Anything you want, m'eudail. This will be the first Christmas in years where I've had something to be grateful for."

  I lifted my head to gaze into the warm amber eyes of the man I loved. We would celebrate our first Christmas, our first New Year's, and soon our first child.

  “Our life is amazing,” I said. “Now, if I could just help Jamie and Gavin…”

  “Matchmaking?” Rory groaned. “What can I do to dissuade you from that course?”

  “It might be hard…” I glided my hand down to his groin. “But I’m sure you’ll think of something.”

  Enjoy an excerpt from

  Chapter One

  I marched down the hallway toward the swinging double doors that led out into the main part of the night club, pausing inches from the doors to consider my mission—track down a wayward male stripper. Seriously. My cousin Tara had begged me to "please-please-please" find the exotic dancer who was supposed to be the highlight of tonight's entertainment. Modern bachelorette parties, Tara had assured me, must include a striptease. And our entertainment was late.

  She'd neglected to mention my maid of honor duties involved corralling the star of the show.

  Just call me Calli Douglas, stripper wrangler.

  Behind me, the cheering and laughter of female voices sifted down the hallway. The bridal party had gathered inside a private back room of the club, Dance Ardor, for a wild girls' night before the wedding tomorrow. The room's closed door couldn't fully contain the raucous sounds of revelry.

  I glanced back, sighed, and pushed through the doors, out into the club. Thumping bass beats vibrated through the floor and my body. Strobe lights in shades of violet, indigo, and scarlet crisscrossed the cavernous space, once a warehouse but now an underground club. Their beams stroked across the dance floor and out onto the high tables arrayed around the floor atop a raised platform.

  A draft chilled the bare skin of my back, shoulders, and arms. The neckline of my emerald green halter dress plunged low enough to expose the entire inner slopes of my breasts. The dress hugged my hips, flaring out partway down my thighs but stopping well above my knees. Tara had insisted on buying me a new dress for tonight, as well as the matching strappy heels I wore.

  Rubbing my arms, I wondered how to find the man I sought. Maybe I should've run through the club yelling "here, stripper-stripper-stripper."

  I discarded that plan and headed down the semi-circular platform that surrounded the dance floor, passing table after table occupied by laughing groups and cuddling couples. On the floor, more couples writhed and thrust their hips, arms raised above their heads or hanging loose at their sides in displays of wanton abandon. One woman had plastered her body to her slender partner, who clasped her buttocks to keep their hips locked together.

  This wasn't my kind of scene. I would've rather stayed home in the woods of far northern Michigan, playing with my two six-month-old puppies. But I wouldn't miss Tara's wedding, no matter how much I disliked parties.

  Scanning the club, I hunted for a man who looked like a stripper. Trouble was, every male in here could've qualified—the women too. My dress, the sexiest I'd ever worn, seemed downright dowdy next to the barely there attire of every other female in the place. I halted, raising onto tiptoes to get a better view of the opposite side of the club. All the men over there had partners, whom they were kissing or fondling amid the shadows, while the strobes swept over them in a dizzying blur of colors.

  Swerving my gaze away, I started off again.

  And slammed into a hard body.

  With a yelp, I flung my hands up. They landed on a massive chest sheathed in a cobalt blue shirt. The sight of tanned skin revealed by two open buttons riveted my attention. Muscles flexed under my fingers as the stranger laid his warm palms over my hands.

  "Well now," the stranger drawled, his voice deep and husky, "I've been looking for a bonnie lass, but I didn't expect to literally run into one."

  His accent.
It was…Scottish? I stumbled backward, out of his grasp, and blinked rapidly. He wore a kilt fashioned from a blue and green tartan laced with orange lines. His shirt clung to his muscled torso and the short sleeves hugged his impressive biceps. Honey-brown leather boots, stylishly scuffed, covered his large feet.

  I swung my gaze to his face and my heart stuttered. Eyes the color of sapphires watched me, glittering in the pulsing lights. His gaze traveled the length of me, his gaze narrowing and then widening as he took in my dress and everything it exposed. My strappy heels boosted my height by a few inches, but I still had to tilt my head back to meet the Scotsman's eyes.

  He brushed a lock of hair away from my face. "Your dress brings out the green of your eyes. But this lighting can't do justice to your beautiful red hair."

  My voice had abandoned me at the sight of him and those muscle-bound legs revealed below the kilt. Too bad the kilt concealed his thighs, because I would've bet the entirety of my meager savings they were thick and strong too.

  But who wore a kilt in a night club? He had to be the stripper. But why was the entertainment hitting on me? Maybe this was part of the show. I'd never met a stripper before, so I had no idea.

  I couldn't tear my gaze away from the view of his powerful legs, all sinew and sun-kissed, golden skin dusted with fine brown hairs a shade darker than the chestnut hair that curled around his ears. The wavy locks, longish but not too long, glistened in the strobing lights. My fingers twitched, anxious to dive into those locks and discover their silky softness. And God created man for woman to lick.

  Oh. Dear. Lord. I was turning into a sex-crazed bridesmaid, just like the rest of them.

  He angled his head to study my face. "You're the one I've been looking for, I think."

  I smoothed my dress, cleared my throat, and lifted my chin. Had to, in order to meet his gaze. The man was enormous.

  "Are you looking for the party?" I asked.

  His lips slid into a wicked grin. "Aye."

  No idea what that meant, but it sounded like assent. I bit my lip, eying his kilt. Tara had mentioned wanting a "hot fireman," but she'd let her ditzy friend Sienna arrange the entertainment. Sienna must've gotten the order wrong.

  "You're not a firefighter," I said.

  His forehead crinkled in the most disarming way. "I didn't realize American women are so specific about what they want."

  "As long as you look good without your clothes, you'll do."

  Chestnut eyebrows shot up over his blue eyes. "You're direct, aren't you? Yes, I've been told I look quite good naked."

  "Naked?" I glanced down at his kilt. "Please tell me you're wearing a G-string under that thing. That's the protocol, isn't it?"

  "A G-string protocol?" He laughed, shaking his head. "You're adorable, but I'm beginning to think you're off your head."

  "Are you calling me crazy?" When he opened his mouth to answer, I raised a hand palm out to silence him. "Never mind. Come with me."

  I turned away, crooking a finger to beckon him to follow.

  "Ah, lass," the Scot all but purred, "I'll follow ye anywhere, even if ye are a bampot."

  "Whatever, just hurry up." I headed for the doorway to the club's inner sanctum, Scot in tow. I swore I could feel his gaze on my back, appraising me with sultry interest. My stomach fluttered again, as if it had grown wings and desperately wanted to fly to my new friend. Latch on. Take a nibble. I glanced back at him, pushed by an irresistible urge. Those lustrous eyes zeroed in on mine and my mouth went dry. What is wrong with me?

  He smiled, slow and sensual. "After the party, may I buy you a drink?"

  "I don't drink. Not morally opposed or anything, but I've never tasted an alcoholic beverage I liked."

  "Water is a drink, you know." He peered down the hallway past me. "Where are we headed?"

  "The party, of course." I scrunched my eyebrows, wondering why he asked. Didn't the agency tell him what he was in for tonight? Well, they might've omitted the part about a gaggle of lustful, liquored-up women. Realizing he'd slowed his pace, falling a few paces behind, I waved for him to pick up the pace. "Come on, they're waiting."

  "They?"

  "It's a party." I tried not to sound sarcastic, but really. Was he gorgeous but utterly dense or what? "Just come along, will you?"

  "Aye." He strode up alongside me as we pushed through the swinging door. His hand drifted up to my arm and skated over my skin, forging a tempting trail up to my bare shoulder. "I'm yours to command."

  "Um…" I stumbled to a halt, helpless to look away from him. My breaths had grown labored again. I couldn't think, my senses overpowered by the scent of his dark, spicy cologne. Sex in a bottle, that stuff was. I lifted my face to stare into his shimmering, curious eyes. His fingers caressed my shoulder with a feather-light touch as he leaned in ever so slightly, his lips curved up at the corners, his eyes searing into mine. All the pertinent parts of my body tightened, ached, or tingled. No, it wasn't the cologne. He was sex incarnate.

  I cleared my throat, shaking off his hand. "Where were you, anyway? I've been looking everywhere."

  His brows rose as his lips parted. "Have ye, then?"

  "Yes." I seized his arm—my breath caught at the feel of his warm, pliant flesh and the hard muscles beneath it—and tugged. "Get a move on."

  His confusion melted into a bright smile, as if he were a teenager given the keys to the adult book store. "Lead on, lass. Lead on."

  I hauled him straight to the private room where the bridal party waited. At the door, I released his arm and hesitated, my hand on the knob. "I hope they're not too disappointed you aren't a firefighter."

  "Is it really that important to every American woman?"

  "Never mind." I couldn't resist taking one last peek—okay, a long and lingering look—at him.

  Shoving the thought away, because that always worked with unbidden thoughts, I flung the door open and gestured for him to enter. Feminine whoops exploded out of the room.

  "He's here!" someone hollered, and the whoops began anew.

  The Scotsman drew back, his eyes widening. I slapped a hand on his back and gave him a little push. He stumbled inside, caught himself, and straightened. The whooping mutated into cheers and cat calls. The Scotsman halted two steps inside the room.

  I took a step across the threshold, and from my sidelong vantage, I glimpsed his shocked expression. I tracked his line of sight to the spectacle that had stopped him. Across the room, one of the ladies had just stabbed a paper penis onto the cartoonish image of a naked man. The first round of Pin the Junk on the Hunk had commenced.

  The bridesmaid whipped off her blindfold and her attention snapped to the solitary man in the room.

  "Wooo!" she hollered, pumping her fists in the air. "Time to get the party started!"

  A throng of champagne-addled women surged toward the stripper, whose face went ashen.

  "Take it off, baby," Sienna said, her black hair flailing as she jumped up and down. "Show us what you got."

  The Scotsman staggered backward, smack into me. My heels tripped me up, sending me tumbling to the floor outside the doorway.

  "Shit!" The expletive burst out of me at the same instant the kilted dancer hustled out of the room backward, tripped over my legs, and hopped sideways to avoid crushing me. He threw a hand out to brace himself on the wall, preventing his own fall.

  Inside the room, someone shrieked. Tara rushed to the doorway, eyes wide, face blanched. "Calli, are you okay? What happened?"

  Pushing up onto my elbows, I blew my hair out of my face. "The exotic dancer trampled me."

  The Scotsman stared at me, his jaw dropping.

  My elfin cousin offered me a hand. I grasped it, letting her lever me up off the floor. The second my right foot contacted the linoleum, pain scorched through my ankle. I hissed and grabbed the door jamb for support, frowning at the man in plaid. "What's wrong with you? A stripper ought to be used to being pawed by salivating women."

  Tara aimed a chastisin
g look at him and slipped an arm around my waist. Her head barely reached my shoulder. "Yeah. What's your damage, Kilt Boy?"

  His palm still flat on the wall, Kilt Boy gaped at us.

  "I'm getting a refund," Tara said. "I don't want a nutso stripper, even if he is wicked hot."

  "Refund for what?" The Scot asked. He looked first at Tara, then at me, with utter confusion. "Did you call me—You women are cracked. Ahmno a stripper."

  Chapter Two

  Tara huffed. "Of course you're a stripper. We paid for you."

  "Paid?" He moved away from the wall, straightening to his full height. "I donnae take my clothes off for money."

  "Who else but a stripper would wear a kilt?"

  His jaw tensed, a muscle ticked there. "A man from Scotland would."

  I hobbled between my irate cousin and the offended stranger, holding up a hand to each of them. "Let's all calm down. This was obviously a huge misunderstanding and it's my fault."

  Tara pointed at my ankle. "He broke your leg."

  "Don't be so melodramatic. I twisted my ankle, that's all."

  The Scotsman glanced down at my ankle and grimaced. He rubbed the back of his neck, rolling his eyes up to look at me. "I'm sorry. Didnae mean to hurt you."

  "She needs medical attention," Tara pronounced. "I'm calling nine-one-one."

  "No," I said. "A twisted ankle is not an emergency. I need to sit down, that's all."

  Tara eyed me warily. "Are you sure?"

  "It was an accident and I will be fine." I raised my hand palm out. "I swear it."

  The doors to the club proper swung open and a man in a firefighter outfit sauntered down the hallway toward us. He held a boombox on one shoulder. Pouting like a male model, he nodded at me. "Hey babe, where's the bachelorette party?"

  I hooked a thumb over my shoulder. "In there."

  The real stripper pushed past me. I tried to sidle out of the way, but my ankle gave out and I staggered into the Scotsman. He caught me by my shoulders, steadying me against his firm body with both of his big, strong hands. With no conscious thought whatsoever, I turned my gaze up to his.