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Wonderful Town: New York Stories from The New Yorker

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by David Remnick


  “You?” Mockery nicked her full-throated laugh. “What are you going to do about it?”

  “This.” I snaked the rug out from under her and she went down in a swirl of silken ankles. The bullet whined by me into the ceiling as I vaulted over the desk, pinioned her against the wardrobe.

  “Mike.” Suddenly all the hatred had drained away and her body yielded to mine. “Don’t turn me in. You cared for me—once.”

  “It’s no good, Sigrid. You’d only double-time me again.”

  “Try me.”

  “O.K. The shirtmaker who designed your blouse—what’s his name?” A shudder of fear went over her; she averted her head. “He’s famous on two continents. Come on, Sigrid, they’re your dice.”

  “I won’t tell you. I can’t. It’s a secret between this—this department store and me.”

  “They wouldn’t be loyal to you. They’d sell you out fast enough.”

  “Oh, Mike, you mustn’t. You don’t know what you’re asking.”

  “For the last time.”

  “Oh, sweetheart, don’t you see?” Her eyes were tragic pools, a cenotaph to lost illusions. “I’ve got so little. Don’t take that away from me. I—I’d never be able to hold up my head in Russeks again.”

  “Well, if that’s the way you want to play it . . .” There was silence in the room, broken only by Sigrid’s choked sob. Then, with a strangely empty feeling, I uncradled the phone and dialed Spring 7-3100.

  For an hour after they took her away, I sat alone in the taupe-colored dusk, watching lights come on and a woman in the hotel opposite adjusting a garter. Then I treated my tonsils to five fingers of firewater, jammed on my hat, and made for the anteroom. Birdie was still scowling over her crossword puzzle. She looked up crookedly at me.

  “Need me any more tonight?”

  “No.” I dropped a grand or two in her lap. “Here, buy yourself some stardust.”

  “Thanks, I’ve got my quota.” For the first time I caught a shadow of pain behind her eyes. “Mike, would—would you tell me something?”

  “As long as it isn’t clean,” I flipped to conceal my bitterness.

  “What’s an eight-letter word meaning ‘sentimental’?”

  “Flatfoot, darling,” I said, and went out into the rain.

  [1944]

  Table of Contents

  Introduction by David Remnick

  John Cheever - The Five-Forty-Eight

  Ann Beattie - Distant Music

  Irwin Shaw - Sailor off the Bremen

  Tama Janowitz - Physics

  Woody Allen - The Whore of Mensa

  Deborah Eisenberg - What It Was Like, Seeing Chris

  John O’Hara - Drawing Room B

  Peter Taylor - A Sentimental Journey

  Donald Barthelme - The Balloon

  Philip Roth - Smart Money

  Laurie Colwin - Another Marvellous Thing

  Jonathan Franzen - The Failure

  Sally Benson - Apartment Hotel

  Frank Conroy - Midair

  James Thurber - The Catbird Seat

  John Updike - Snowing In Greenwich Village

  Maeve Brennan - I See You, Bianca

  Lorrie Moore - You’re Ugly, Too

  Vladimir Nabokov - Symbols and Signs

  Jamaica Kincaid - Poor Visitor

  Hortense Calisher - In Greenwich, There Are Many Gravelled Walks

  John McNulty - Some Nights When Nothing Happens Are the Best Nights in This Place

  J. D. Salinger - Slight Rebellion off Madison

  Renata Adler - Brownstone

  Isaac Bashevis Singer - The Cafeteria

  Veronica Geng - Partners

  Niccolo Tucci - The Evolution of Knowledge

  Susan Sontag - The Way We Live Now

  Julie Hecht - Do the Windows Open?

  Edward Newhouse - The Mentocrats

  Daniel Menaker - The Treatment

  Dorothy Parker - Arrangement in Black and White

  William Melvin Kelley - Carlyle Tries Polygamy

  Jean Stafford - Children Are Bored on Sunday

  James Stevenson - Notes from a Bottle

  Daniel Fuchs - Man in the Middle of the Ocean

  Ludwig Bemelmans - Mespoulets of the Splendide

  William Maxwell - Over by the River

  Jeffrey Eugenides - Baster

  E. B. White - The Second Tree from the Corner

  Bernard Malamud - Rembrandt’s Hat

  Elizabeth Hardwick - Shot: A New York Story

  Saul Bellow - A Father-to-Be

  S. J. Perelman - Farewell, My Lovely Appetizer

 

 

 


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