Forgive me, Leonard Peacock

by Мэтью Квик Q

  “Leo?” Linda says. “I hope you are decent. I’m coming in.”

  She pushes the door open and there she is in my bedroom doorframe. She’s wearing a white jacket with some sort of fur collar—it looks like mink. Her hair is perfect as always. She’s got on a knee-length bright green wool skirt—classy and age-appropriate—and white heels. She looks amazing, as always. And it makes me laugh because her appearance suggests she’d have the perfect son—like she lives a perfect life and therefore has all the time in the world to make herself into a masterpiece of high fashion every day. People see Linda and they admire her. It’s true. You would too, if you saw her. And that’s her power.

  “I’m happy you finally cut your hair, but who cut it? They did a terrible job, Leo,” she says, and I want to strangle her. “What’s going on with you? What’s this all about? I’m here. I’m home. Now what seems to be the problem?”

  I shake my head, because even I’m amazed.

  What the hell am I supposed to say to that?

  “I spoke with your teacher, Mr. Silverman. He was a bit dramatic. He said you had your grandfather’s old war gun. As if that paperweight would ever fire, I told him. Well, you fooled him with your prank, because he was really concerned, Leo. Enough to insist I come home from New York immediately. You’ve caused quite a stir. I’m here. So let me have it—what’s so important? I’m listening.”

  I pretend that my eyes are P-38s and my sight is bullets and I blast holes through Linda’s outfit and watch the blood soak through.

  She’s so oblivious.

  So clueless.

  So awful.

  “Why are you staring at me like that, Leo?” She’s got her hands on her hips now. “Seriously, you look like the world’s about to end. What do you want from me? I came home. Your teacher says you want to talk. So let’s talk. Were you really pretending to shoot people with that rusty old Nazi gun your father used to carry around in his guitar case? What’s this about? What’s going on? You’re a pacifist, Leo. You wouldn’t hurt a fly. Take one look at the kid and you realize he’s incapable of violence. I told your teacher that, but he seemed really concerned. He says you need therapy. Therapy? I said. Like that ever did anyone any good. Your father and I tried therapy once and look how that ended up. I’ve never met a man or woman who escaped therapy better off than when they started.”

  I keep staring.

  “Your teacher said you might be suicidal, but I told him that was ridiculous. You’re not suicidal, are you, Leo? Just tell me if you are. We have money. We can get you medicine. Whatever you need. You can have whatever you want. Just ask for it. But I know you’re not suicidal. I know what the real problem is.”

  I fucking hate her.

  “I told him you do this when you miss your mother, so I came home, Leo. I always come home when you pull one of these pranks. And it wasn’t easy this time either. I had to cancel twelve meetings with important people. Twelve! Not that you would care about that. But someday you are going to have to learn how to live without your mother and—”

  “Do you remember when I was little—you used to make me banana pancakes with chocolate chips in them?” I say, because suddenly I have this idea.

  Linda just looks at me like my head has spun around 360 degrees.

  “You remember, right?” I say.

  “What are you talking about, Leo? Pancakes? I wasn’t driven two hours to talk about pancakes.”

  “You remember, Mom. We made them together once.”

  Linda’s lipstick smiles when she hears me say the word Mom because she hasn’t heard me say that word in many years.

  Ironically, she loves to be called Mom.

  “Banana–chocolate chip pancakes?” Linda says, and then laughs.

  I can tell by the look on her face that she doesn’t remember, but she’s faking like she does. Maybe she only made them once or twice—I dunno. Maybe I made up the memory in my mind. It’s possible. I don’t know why I’m thinking about this memory all of a sudden, but I am.

  I remember making banana–chocolate chip pancakes when I was little—like maybe when I was four or five years old—and getting mix everywhere and Dad was softly strumming his acoustic guitar at the kitchen table and my parents were happy that morning, which was rare, and probably why I remember it. Mom and I cooked and then we all ate together as a family.

  Normal for most people, but extraordinary for us.

  For some reason, I must have banana–chocolate chip pancakes in order for everything to be okay. Right now. It’s the only thing that will help. I don’t know why. That’s just the way it is. I tell myself that if Linda makes me banana–chocolate chip pancakes, I can forgive her for forgetting my birthday. I concoct that deal in my head and then attempt to make her fulfill her end of the unspoken bargain.

  “Can you make those for me now—banana–chocolate chip pancakes?” I ask. “That’s all I want from you. Make them, eat breakfast with me, and then you can go back to New York. Okay? Deal?”

  “Do we have the ingredients?” she says, looking completely perplexed.

  “Shit,” I say, because we don’t. I haven’t been shopping in weeks. “Shit, shit, shit.”

  “Do you have to say shit in front of your mother?”

  “If I get the ingredients, will you make me breakfast?”

  “That’s why you wanted me to come home? Banana–chocolate chip pancakes? That’s why you tricked your teacher into getting so worked up?”

  “You make them for me and I won’t give you any more problems all day. You can go back to New York with a clean conscience. Problem solved.”

  Linda laughs in a way that lets me know she’s relieved, and then she runs her perfectly manicured nails through my newly stubbled hair, which tickles.

  “You really are an odd boy, Leo.”

  “Is that a yes?”

  “I still don’t understand what happened yesterday. Why did your teacher call me and demand I come home? You seem fine to me.”

  Herr Silverman must not have told her it was my birthday, and I don’t even care about that anymore. I just want the fucking pancakes. It’s something Linda is capable of doing. It’s a task she can complete for me. It’s what I can have, so that’s what I want.

  “I’ll go get the ingredients, okay?” I say, making it even easier for her.

  “Okay,” she says, and then shrugs playfully, like she’s my girlfriend instead of my mom.

  I rush past her, down the steps, and out the door without even putting on a coat.

  There’s a local grocery about six blocks from our house and I find everything I need there in about ten minutes.

  Milk.

  Eggs.

  Butter.

  Pancake mix.

  Maple syrup.

  Chocolate chips.

  Bananas.

  On the walk home, with the plastic handles of the grocery bag cutting into my hand, I think about how once again, I’m letting Linda off easy.

  I try to concentrate on the pancakes.

  I can taste the chocolate and bananas melting in my mouth.

  Pancakes are good.

  They will fill me.

  They are what I can have.

  When I arrive home, Linda’s in her office yelling at someone on the phone about the color of tulle. “No, I do not want cadmium fucking orange!” She holds up her index finger when she sees me in the doorway and then waves me away.

  In the kitchen I wait five minutes before I decide to do the prep work by myself.

  I slice three bananas on the cutting board. Carefully, I make paper-thin cuts. And then I stir milk and eggs into the mix—adding the chocolate chips and banana slices last. I spray the pan and heat it up.

  “Linda?” I yell. “Mom?”

  She doesn’t answer, so I decide to cook the pancakes, thinking that Linda eating with me can be enough.

  I pour some batter onto the pan and it bubbles and sizzles while I pour out three more pancakes. I flip all four and then heat
up the oven so I can keep the finished pancakes warm while I cook Mom’s.

  “Linda?”

  No answer.

  “Mom?”

  No answer.

  I put the finished pancakes into the oven and pour more batter.

  I realize I made way too much, but I just keep cooking pancakes, and by the time I finish, I have enough to feed a family of ten.

  “Mom?”

  I go to her study, and she’s yelling again.

  “Jasmine can go fuck herself!” she says, and then sighs.

  She’s staring out the window.

  She’s oblivious again.

  I sigh.

  I return to the kitchen.

  I eat my banana–chocolate chip pancakes.

  They are delicious.

  Fuck Linda.

  She’s missing out.

  She could have had delicious pancakes for breakfast.

  I would have forgiven her.

  But instead, I use the garbage disposal to grind up all the leftover pancakes.

  A few mirror shards fall in.

  I let the machine crunch away until it finally jams and I can once again hear Linda cursing at her employees.

  She doesn’t come out of her office—not even when I take off and slam the front door behind me so that the whole house shakes.

  THIRTY-EIGHT

  LETTER FROM THE FUTURE NUMBER 4

  Dad,

  It’s S, your daughter.

  I’m writing you on my eighteenth birthday—well, technically, it’s the day after; it’s past midnight. I’m manning the great light because you fell asleep in your chair again and old habits die hard. I’m going to give you this letter tomorrow when I leave Outpost 37 for the first time so you won’t ever forget what a great day we had together.

  (Side note: The stars are amazing tonight—like we could swim in them. Cassiopeia is shining brightly.)

  I have this suspicion: I think you’re mad at me because I want to leave, although you’ve never said as much. You think I’m leaving just so I can find a boyfriend, or at least that’s what you tease me about. (And I swear—if you use the word hormones one more time, I might kill you!) And while I would like to have a boyfriend (BECAUSE THAT IS NORMAL!) and meet people my own age in the horrid “tube city,” there are many other things I’d like to do as well.

  I’d like to see dry land.

  I’ve never seen it.

  I want to stand on earth.

  That’s a simple but profound thought for a girl who has lived her whole life on water.

  You can surely understand that on some level, even if dry land is “overrated.”

  I’m looking forward to attending classes with other people my age, even though you’ve told me so many times that people aren’t always kind or considerate like Papa was and you and Mom are. Still, I’d like to see for myself—have conversations with so many different people! I’d like to find someone who kisses me every time he sees a shooting star, like you kiss Mom. And I think that maybe I can excel in post-school, especially since I did so well on the entrance exams, and afterward I can make you proud by putting good into the new world somehow.

  Thank you for making me “pancakes” on my birthday.

  Even though you had to use bread mix and you said it wasn’t as good as pancakes back when you were a kid, especially since we had no “syrup” because there are so few “maple trees” left. I appreciated the effort, especially after hearing the story of how your mom and you made them when you were little—with “chocolate chips” and yellow fruits called “bananas.” I hope to see and taste a banana one day. I choose to believe that they still exist in tube city, where all sorts of things exist—things that I have only dreamed about, like stores and restaurants and dogs and cats and movie theaters and sky walks and so many other nouns we’ve seen on the visualizer beam whenever the signal is strong enough.

  And your birthday present to me was also . . . beautiful.

  When you said we were going to use the last two oxygen tanks, I didn’t want to do it, because it meant that you’d never be able to go scuba diving again, unless the North American Land Collective sends you more bottles, which isn’t likely to happen, now that they’ve declared world order and Outpost 37, Lighthouse 1 is no longer technically operational.

  But I’m glad that I went scuba diving with you down into “Philadelphia” one last time with old Horatio the dolphin following.

  I didn’t believe you when you said there was a red statue that read “LOVE,” with the LO stacked on top of the VE.

  LO

  VE

  It sounded like something out of one of the old fairy tales you used to tell me when I was a little girl. I thought you were kidding when you said people in the past believed in love so much that they made statues to celebrate it, so they wouldn’t forget to LOVE . . . well, that seemed kind of ridiculous—but when we dove down and you shined the thermal lantern, and it turned out to be true, I felt like there were so many possibilities in the world—like I’m only beginning to discover what’s achievable. Maybe I will find a pure love—like what you and Mom have.

  Mom told me that you and Horatio searched for the statue for weeks and then cleaned all the seaweed off, using up most of your oxygen supply, and so I wanted to say it was the best birthday present I have ever received. How many fathers would go to so much work just for their daughter’s eighteenth birthday?

  Not many.

  You told me you spent the day after your eighteenth birthday sitting on a bench in LOVE Park in Philadelphia writing in your notebook.

  From what you’ve told me of your past and dry land—and what I’ve pieced together too—I realize that your childhood was pretty terrible.

  That you had to endure a lot to get to Outpost 37 and become my father.

  I want to say thank you.

  You are a good man, Dad.

  I’ve had a beautiful childhood.

  And I admire you—I hope to be just like you.

  I’ve spent my whole life watching you man the great beam—here at Lighthouse 1.

  No one ever comes.

  We never see any boats.

  But you man the light anyway—just in case.

  And we got to see it—all these years.

  The great light.

  The beautiful sweeping beam!

  We were here to see it, and that was enough.

  I never really understood how important that was and is until now.

  It’s hard for me to leave you here, even though I realize you and Mom will be okay.

  I hope you will come visit me once I am settled in, but I understand if you can’t, and I will come back to visit you as much as I can.

  I’ve cut a thin braid of my hair off for you.

  (Mom said that you cut all your hair off on your eighteenth birthday, but I wasn’t about to do that, because my hair is my best feature!)

  Since you’re reading this, you already have the braid that was folded up inside.

  You once told me that women used to send locks of their hair to the men they loved when knights rode horses across endless dry land and kings and queens ruled the people. You told me about knights back when you were telling me fairy tales, before we started reading Hamlet together.

  I love you, Daddy.

  Never forget it.

  Also, I’ll be okay.

  Mom says you never thought you’d find her when you were my age, but you did.

  You probably never thought you’d find me either, and now I need to find the people in my future too—because that’s just the way of the world maybe.

  You’ll be okay.

  What was it that you and your neighbor used to say? The old man? Was his name Walt?

  “We’ll always have Paris.”

  Well, we’ll always have the LOVE statue at the bottom of Global Common Area Two.

  We’ll always have Outpost 37 and Lighthouse 1 and Horatio the dolphin and Philadelphia Phyllis and Who lived here? and all the re
st.

  I’m watching you breathe as you sleep in the chair next to me.

  You look so peaceful.

  You look just like a good dad should.

  I can tell by the little smile on your face that you are having a wonderful dream.

  I’ve watched you sleep for over an hour, just because.

  And the whole time I wished your mind was a sea we could scuba dive in together because I’d like to see the LOVE statue that sits at the bottom of your consciousness.

  I know it’s huge and red and beautiful, because you’ve been pulling the seaweed off it for so many years. I know you weeded the waters of your mind for me, for Mom, so we could celebrate my eighteenth birthday together—and so I could go on and enjoy the life you gave me.

  Keep weeding, Dad.

  Weed your mind.

  And man the great light.

  Even when no one is looking.

  Love, your daughter,

  S

  About the Author

  Matthew Quick (aka Q) is the New York Times bestselling author of several novels, including THE SILVER LININGS PLAYBOOK, which was made into an Academy Award-winning film. His work has been translated into more than twenty languages and has received a PEN/Hemingway Award Honorable Mention, among other accolades. Q lives in Massachusetts with his wife, novelist/pianist Alicia Bessette.

  Also By Matthew Quick

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  Примечания

  1

  Herr Silverman is my Holocaust Class teacher, but he is primarily the German teacher at my high school, which is why we call him Herr and not Mr.

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  2

  On Livestrong.com I read that “every 100 minutes another teenager will commit suicide.” And I don’t believe it’s true at all, because why don’t you ever hear about all of these suicides on the news or whatever? Do they all happen in secret or in other countries? Suicide can’t be that common, can it? And if it is . . . here I am thinking I’m being daring and original with my own plans. Ha! Here’s more damning evidence, regarding my uniqueness. According to Wikipedia—admittedly not the most reliable and in this case it’s totally outdated—“In the United States, firearms remain the most common method of suicide, accounting for 53.7 percent of all suicides committed during 2003.” Wikipedia also says, “Over one million people die by suicide every year.” So according to Wikipedia, suicide takes care of one million fucked-up people every time our planet circles the sun. I wonder what Charles Darwin would have to say about that fun little fact. Natural selection? Nature’s way of protecting the stronger and more necessary? Is my mind simply an agent of nature? Am I about to make Uncle Charlie Darwin proud?