The Second Cat Megapack: Frisky Feline Tales, Old and New

by Pamela Sargent

  The Hydra was much larger than the old Venom, had fine open decks, and tall, raking masts, with a low, wide funnel of jet, up which went the crimson copper steam pipe. Her decks were as white as ivory, and I could see my face in the polished woodwork, to say nothing of the brass that shone like gold.

  I trotted along by my master’s side towards the quarter-deck.

  Captain Beecroft in uniform, and looking young and happy, came forward with a smile to bid us welcome.

  “So you haven’t parted with your beautiful cat?” said the captain, as we walked to the companion.

  “No, Beecroft, nothing, I hope, will ever part me from her.”

  “I wonder,” said Beecroft, “if she’ll remember her old pal, the hero, Tom Brandy.”

  “What? Have you still got Tom?”

  “Yes. It isn’t likely I’d sail without black Tom. That would be to throw away my luck, you know, and I’d never become an Admiral.”

  “Ha, ha, ha!” laughed master; “but how superstitious sailors are!”

  “And some soldiers too, ain’t they? Ha, ha!”

  Then both laughed, and Beecroft led the way to his quarters, a sentry at the door saluting as we passed by.

  I declare to you, children, when I saw honest Tom Brandy lying there on a skin rug in front of the stove—for it was almost winter now, and very cold—you could have knocked me down with a sledge hammer.

  I felt all over in a whirl with joy, and for a moment I didn’t know whether my top or my toes were uppermost.

  Tom jumped up with a fond cry, and ran to meet me, and the two of us ran round and round the table in order to allay our feelings, like a pair of three-month-old kittens.

  But we both settled down on the skin in a few minutes, and commenced singing a duet together, to the accompaniment of a coffee-urn that simmered above the stove.

  “Just like old times, isn’t it, soldier?” said Beecroft, looking down at me and Tom.

  “Just like old times, sailor,” said master.

  Then the two shook hands once more.

  And down they sat to talk and smoke.

  The ship sailed in a day or two, heading away down channel on a beam wind. Tom told me it was a beam wind, else I wouldn’t have known, for it was just the same color as any other wind. Tom also told me we were under close-reefed topsails and storm jib, and that if it came on to blow a bit more, we should be scudding under bare poles.

  I said, “Oh, indeed!” But I didn’t know in the least what Tom meant.

  You will observe, children, that Tom was dreadfully learned and nautical.

  He was looking far more respectable and beautiful than when I saw him last. He had a new coat of jetty black, and there wasn’t a single burnt hole in it. He was rounder in the face, too, and more brilliant in eye.

  When I remarked upon these improvements.

  “Oh,” he said, “it is like this, Shireen, I have been living in the bosom of the Captain’s own family on shore, and on the fat of the land, as you might say.

  “I’ve turned over a new leaf too,” he added, looking pensively at the blazing, caking coal, and swaying to and fro with the motion of the ship. “When I came on board the old Venom I wasn’t what you might have called strictly honest. I would have laid hands on a herring at any time; and I once tried to eat the cook’s canary, and was beautifully basted in consequence. But I’ve seen the error of my ways, and now that I am the Captain’s cat, I consider it is more honorable to beg than to steal. But my eyes, Shireen, how beautiful you’re looking! And to think I’ve got you back again. Won’t we have some jolly larks, and won’t we catch some flying fish. A few, eh? But mind you, Shireen, no going to sleep on the bulwarks and tumbling into the sea, this cruise.”

  “Oh, it makes me shudder to think of that wild adventure, Tom,” I said.

  “Yes, those sharks pretty nearly had us, hadn’t they, Shireen? If they hadn’t set to quarrelling among themselves as to which would have the white cat and which the black, they’d have eaten us both.”

  “Heigh-ho!” I sighed, and looked at Tom.

  “Heigh-ho!” sighed Tom, and looked at me.

  Then we went on with the duet.

  The weather soon grew so warm and balmy, and beautiful, that there was no longer any need for a fire in the stove, and the captain’s steward took away the skin, and put down a clean straw mat, and covered the sofa with coolest white and blue chintz, and the ports were carried open all day long, so that we could feel the breeze, and see the dark rippling ocean rushing past us, all bespangled with splashes of sunshine.

  I was of course quite an old sailor, though I couldn’t speak nautical like Tom, and I enjoyed this cruise even more than the last.

  So I ought to. Was not every day taking me nearer and nearer to my dear little mistress Beebee? And the shorter the time, the more I seemed to love her.

  “Instead of going away from home,” said dear master to me one day in the cabin, “I seem to be going to my home, and going to happiness. Oh, I do hope, Shireen, that something will turn up for our good. The fortunes of war are so changeable, you know, Shireen, and we may see Beebee, may be able even to save her from her fate; but alas! We may not.”

  We rounded the Cape in wild weather. The waves were mountains high, children; thunder roared and shook the ship, and lightning flash, quickly following flash, played around us, till all the ocean looked like a vast sea of fire. I was almost as much afraid of the thunder as I had been of the great guns on board the saucy Venom.

  But soon we got out of this region of storms, and went north and away, the weather getting warmer day after day.

  We were soon in the delightful regions of the flying fish; but I took great care not to fall asleep again on the bulwarks.

  Everything looked the same in this great turquoisine sea; the bonitoes, the flying fish, the dancing, cooing dolphins, and even those terrible sly-eyed tigers of the sea—the sharks.

  On and on and north and north we went. Sometimes we passed a green island, that seemed to hang in the air, rather than float on the ocean; and sometimes the surface of the water was patched here and there with glass-green or pearl-grey, and I knew, or rather Tom told me, that we were sailing over shoals, and at night extra look-outs had to be set, lest we should strike the coral rocks, and the ship break up, when we should all be drowned, and I should never see my mistress more.

  It was what they call the cool season when we reached Bombay at last. But such a bustling, busy scene, never did I see before in all my life!

  It was baggage and stores here, there, and everywhere, and soldiers all about, and boats skimming the water in every direction; and drums beating, bugles blowing, and great Highland bagpipes screaming, till I declare to you, children, it made me quite dizzy. The worst of it was, that for some days now I didn’t see so much of my master, though you may be sure I took good care to be at his side whenever I could.

  I was sorry when the time came to part with Tom again, but we plighted our troth, and promised never to forget the happy cruise in the Hydra.

  When it was all over and we were once more at sea, en route for the Persian Gulf, I gave a great sigh of relief. But I did feel a little lonely without Tom Brandy, and kept all the more closely to my master in consequence.

  I was now to become a soldier’s cat in downright earnest, and know something about the horrors of war. Shireen paused for a moment. “Cracker,” she said, “do you like the story?”

  “It’s a beauty,” said Cracker, “and I’ll like it still better when the fighting commences and the fur begins to fly.”

  CHAPTER SIXTEEN: The Fight Was Hand to Hand and Horrible!

  Well, Cracker, my dear friend, the fighting did begin in earnest, and soon too after we landed, though I’m sure I was very much puzzled indeed, and tried in vain to make out what it all meant.

  How I wished that Tom had been there to help me, for I think Tom knew nearly everything worth knowing.

  For the first time now I saw my master
in full fighting array. He called his fine clothes his war-paint, and he drew a huge long knife out of a holder, and showed me how sharp it was, and said he was going to do and die in his country’s cause.

  I wasn’t quite sure what doing and dying in a country’s cause was. But from the very commencement I knew that those soldier-men made a terrible din.

  My master, in his gallant uniform and long sharp knife, belonged to the gay Highlanders, and they were the first sent on shore, and marched about in line and wheeled and tacked to the sound of the skirling bagpipes, with no other idea, I thought, than just to show off their fine clothes.

  War, I began to think, must be very nice indeed.

  Ah! but Cracker, the fur hadn’t begun to fly yet.

  Well, master’s servant was a very tall fighting-man of the Highlanders, whom his comrades called Jock McNab.

  “McNab,” said my master one day.

  The red-faced, big pleasant man saluted.

  “What’s your wull?” said Jock McNab.

  “Shireen knows you well by this time.”

  “Ah! ’Deed she does,” said Jock, “and lo’es me too.”

  “Well, Mac, we’ve both got to look after her. Do you think when we get into grips with the enemy, that Shireen would sit on top of your knapsack?”

  “Weel,” said Jock, “if you’ll gie me leave, sir, I’ll soon drill her to that.”

  So Jock took me in hand that very evening after we reached camp, and began to teach me what he called “knapsack drill.”

  It was very simple. I was put on top of the knapsack and Jock fixed the bayonet on his gun and commenced plunging about up and down, and high and low, as if in front of the enemy. But I set my nails firmly into the knapsack and nothing could shake me off.

  “That’ll do fine for a beginning,” said Jock.

  There were British soldiers in the entrenched camp before Bushire, when we landed there, and marched to it, and right hearty welcome they made us.

  The camp was in the middle of a vast plain, on which grew here and there some clumps of palm trees, and here and there a ruin stood. To our left was the blue sea, with the far-off shipping. Some distance in front of us was the walled town itself, built upon a long spit of land, and washed nearly all round by the sea. Far away behind the town were the lofty mountains, their snowy heads rising-high into the azure sky.

  “Poetry again!” said Warlock.

  “A spice of poesy,” said Shireen grandly, “sometimes adds attraction to a scene. Don’t you think so, Cracker?”

  “Well, Shireen, to tell you the truth I can’t say I understand it like. My mother used to say to me ‘Cracker,’ she said, ‘in your journey through this vale of tears, always make a better use of your teeth than your tongue.’”

  “Very good,” said Warlock. “Your mother must have been a brick, Cracker.”

  “A brick, Warlock. What a funny idea! No, no, my mother was a Bingley terrier. But go on, Shireen, when did the fur begin to fly?”

  Not yet a bit, Cracker. Well, at night, I found my way to master’s tent, and was glad to snuggle up in his arms, for though the days were warm the nights were bitterly cold.

  Just before I fell asleep, Jock McNab came to the tent.

  “I’m sayin’, sir,” he said.

  “Yes, Mac, what is it?”

  “Is Shireen wi’ you?”

  “That she is. Thank you, McNab, for being so mindful.”

  “That’s a’ richt then,” said Jock. “Good-nicht.”

  And away the faithful fellow went.

  Now although we were lying in camp here before Bushire, we weren’t going to attack this town. Indeed, the people seemed very glad to see us, and sold us all kinds of nice things. So our brave General Outram soon got ready to make a terrible attack upon an entrenched camp of the Persians, fifty miles distant, and we had to walk all the way.

  What a beautiful sight it was, I thought, to see all those brave soldiers in lines and lines, outside the camp; horses, Highlanders, and even fighting sailors and artillerymen. Of course you won’t understand all I am saying, Cracker, but I am a soldier’s cat, you know, and cannot help feeling a little martial ardor when I think of that splendid campaign.

  Well, off we marched at last, my master at the head of his company, and I, perched on Jock McNab’s knapsack, but keeping master in my eye all the time.

  What a long weary, dreary march that was to Char Kota!

  “Eh? Eh? What is it?” said the starling. “What d’ye say?”

  “I said Char Kota, Dick, but I’m not going to use any hard names if I can help it, you may be sure.”

  Well, continued Shireen, the village I mentioned is twenty-six miles from the shore, but after a long halt we fell in again, and it was ten o’clock at night before we got to the place where we were to rest till morning.

  Oh, how tired and weary the poor fellows were, for all the afternoon a cruel high cold wind had been raising dust-clouds around us, and buffeting us till we could hardly get on!

  During a great part of the march I trotted by my master’s side.

  The night turned out bitterly cold, and as we lay on the ground the rain fell in torrents. The thunder roared and lightning flashed, till I thought surely we would be all drowned. As it was we were drenched to the skin.

  Firing took place next morning, and I was a bit frightened; but Jock told me the men were only firing off their pieces to make sure they were all right, after the heavy night of drenching rain.

  The fight was to begin today, this very forenoon, for the enemy with all his guns was but five miles away, in his fortified camp at Brásjòon.

  “The fur would soon fly,” said Cracker, beginning to get much interested.

  “Ah! but, Cracker, the fur didn’t fly, for the enemy did.”

  “They weren’t real terriers,” Cracker said, “you bet.”

  No, and so they ran, and we took their camp, and their guns, and a lot of other things, and settled down for a bit, after destroying all the stores we didn’t want.

  It was a cold, clear night, with the moon shining very brightly on the plain and camp, and on the great mountains rising in rocky terraces high into the starry sky, and not very far from us. We expected the great battle would be fought next day, at least the men said so, and I listened eagerly to all their conversation.

  But the fur didn’t fly next day after all, and now we set out to walk back to Bushire, after doing the enemy’s camp all the damage we could. We started on the march towards the shore at eight o’clock, and marched on and on, singing and talking till midnight came.

  Then, Cracker, the fun commenced, and the fur did begin to fly at last.

  “Tell us! Tell us!” cried Cracker.

  Oh, it is evident, Cracker, you are not a soldier’s dog, else you would know that no single person can see more than a very little bit of a battle, although he may be right in the midst of it. But if I didn’t see much I heard plenty.

  It was sometime past midnight, and the moon was shining, though sand was blowing and getting into our eyes, when shouting and yelling, and awful firing was heard in the rear of our army. In less than half-an-hour the moonlight battle was raging its very fiercest. Horsemen were galloping here and there, yelling forth words of command, big guns roared out on the night air, bugles rang, and musketry roared, and fire flashed in every direction.

  Of course, Cracker, being only a cat, I was terribly afraid, and sometimes I could not see my dear master at all for the smoke, only his flashing sword; but I often heard his brave voice high above the din of the battle, and this gave me courage and hope.

  But my greatest trial came when the wild horsemen of the enemy came dashing on towards the Highlanders, and attempted to break their ranks.

  Even at this terrible moment poor Jock McNab put up his hand and smoothed me.

  “Hold on, pussy,” he said. “Dinna be feared. The tulzie will soon be ower when the grim-faced foreigners get a taste o’ Highland steel.”

 
And a terrible tulzie that was, Cracker, and I saw much blood, and flashing of fire and steel, and cries and groans and shrieks. Oh, it was awful!

  Then the heat of the fight seemed to surge away from us, and Jock found time to put up his hand once more and say—

  “Are ye still there, Shireen? Bravo! Pussy.”

  The firing of the foe was much farther away now, and kept on thus all night long, till day at length broke pink and blue over the lovely snow-clad mountains.

  Since the fierce raging of the battle, all throughout the cold hours of night, we had lain where we had stood, without fire or without covering, and showing never a light. But away in the West the pale moon began to sink at last in a cloudy haze, and at daylight nothing could be seen for the grey mists that covered hills and plain.

  Master came round and I rose to meet him. He asked Jock McNab as he smoked and patted my head, whether I had shown any fear during the fight.

  “Never a morsel, sir,” said Jock; “any more than yourself, sir.”

  Master went back to his place smiling at Jock’s way of paying a compliment.

  The firing of the enemy had by this time slackened, and it was greatly feared by our fine soldier lads that they had drawn off, and not waited “to get their licks,” as Jock phrased it.

  Breakfast was now hastily served out, I sharing with master, who had come round and sat down beside Jock and me.

  Then by degrees the morning mists gathered up and up, till they lay only like a grey cloud on the snow-clad mountain peaks, and we beheld the Persian army drawn up in battle array ready and waiting for us.

  It was a grand sight, Cracker, for the sun now shone gaily down on their soldiers, in serried ranks of horse and foot.

  They had not long to wait for us, children. But there was a lot of marching and counter-marching of regiments and brigades, that I could not understand, unless it was that our fellows were just showing off their fine clothes.

  But the tulzie soon commenced, and as I stuck to my seat on brave Jock’s back, my ears were deafened with the yelling and shouting and rattling of musketry, and with the awful roar of the enemy’s dread artillery.