Further Joy

by John Brandon

  FURTHER JOY

  For Mary Helen Brandon & Mary Schneider

  Copyright © 2014 John Brandon

  Cover design by Dan McKinley

  Cover illustration by Keith Shore

  Some of this work appeared in different form in ESPN the Magazine, Mississippi Review, McSweeney’s Quarterly Concern, Tampa Review, Subtropics, Saw Palm, Water~Stone, Ghost Town, Everyday Genius, This Land, Joyland, and the Oxford American.

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  ISBN: 978-1-940450-56-8

  10987654321

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  STORIES

  The Favorite

  The Picnickers

  The Midnight Gales

  Palatka

  Prospectus

  Further Joy

  The Inland News

  Naples. Not Italy.

  The Differing Views

  Skybound

  Estuary

  THE FAVORITE

  Since Garner had been back, the only weather the town had offered was that familiar reedy glare that made everybody squint like they were in pain. Today Garner had on his darkest sunglasses, and his mother wore a big visor along with her paw-printed T-shirt of faded green. His mother’s hair had reached that point where you couldn’t tell if it was light or dark or mostly gray, but her eyes were still sharp as ever. Between plays she would look over at Garner with a sly, peaceful expression, grateful to be spending time with him again.

  GCU. The Georgia Coastal Marsh Cats. Garner’s mother liked to attend one game a year, to cheer the team in person, and the rest of the season she watched at home on a fifty-inch flat screen Garner had given her for her last birthday. The team was 4-0 and they were getting the upper hand again this afternoon. They’d done nothing but kick field goals but they had things under control. Garner didn’t know what conference they were in anymore, but they were still running that same spread-to-run offense half the big teams were running now. They had a plow horse of a quarterback who never failed to convert a third and short.

  Garner had been raised with football, but he’d always secretly looked forward to the day he’d be done with it. Even as a child he’d sensed, though he couldn’t have put it into words back then, that the emphasis on sports in these parts was a key element of the small-town mediocrity he needed to escape. The public education system, from middle school on up, existed for no reason except to facilitate football games. A degree from Coastal saved you from driving a forklift at the factory but didn’t get you any farther than an office in the same factory. These guys Garner and his mother were watching sweat and bleed down on the field would wind up middle-managing a fishery, rather than hauling up nets.

  Garner hadn’t been big enough to think about playing in college, even if he’d wanted to, but he’d played in high school, as was expected. People had been proud of Garner back then, and being an object of pride was something he’d learned to crave. His mother had taken tons of pictures of him in his uniform before the games and then beamed at him from the stands while he played. He’d had a way, on kick coverage, of getting lost in the scrum and then squirting out at the perfect moment and surprising the ball carrier. People loved it. They would compliment Garner’s mother on his pluck at the grocery or the gas station. Still, Garner had felt relief when he’d stripped off his pads for the last time, when he’d done anything in this town for the last time, knowing that in a matter of months, weeks, days, he’d be in Atlanta using his brain to the utmost among total strangers.

  And now he was living back here again, almost a decade later. Back in this string of sun-faded villages, all with the same seafood in the restaurants, each with one high school and a refurbished downtown of half a dozen shaded blocks. A few bored lawyers. A trickle of docile tourists. People raised in the area spoke with the accents of people who were stuck somewhere and didn’t mind being stuck. Occasionally a chef got out, and once in a blue moon a musician.

  Before halftime the Marsh Cats finally got into the end zone, on a fade pass to a lanky receiver named Forde. Garner asked his mother if she was hungry, then filed down out of the bleachers and made his way to the concession stand, which, besides the standard candy and chips, was offering a burger topped with boiled shrimp from a huge pot. Garner watched the man inside the stand pick up his coffee and sniff it, then drop the full cup into the trash. The man’s mustache was neatly kept but he had a big belly and knobby knuckles. Garner ordered two burgers and the guy started getting the buns ready. He stopped and straightened up and said, “Ethel’s boy.”

  Garner nodded. He waited as the man wiped his hands and offered to shake.

  “I used to work with your mom at the carpet mill,” the man told Garner. “She kept us in line. We used to call her the Vice Principal.”

  Garner chuckled, not completely falsely. Since he’d been back, his own gestures often felt odd to him, forced.

  “I want to tell you I’m real happy to see you down here. For more than a weekend, I mean.” The man asked if Garner’s mother was in the stands, if that’s who the other burger was for, and Garner told him she was. He made a succession of clicks in his cheek and leaned toward Garner, his eyebrows raised, an expression meant to warn Garner he was about to speak frankly.

  “Buying her things is great, but coming down and spending your time—I’m real glad to see that.”

  Garner didn’t know what to do but thank the man. He didn’t see burgers anywhere, though he could smell them.

  “It’s not my place and I’m aware of that, but your mother deserved a good husband and didn’t get one, and she deserves a good son and it’d be gratifying as hell if she did get that. I’m not trying to run down your father to you.”

  “No, you’re right,” Garner said. “She deserves good people.”

  The man slid a long-handled spatula out of a drawer. “Most guys with scratch like you got, they don’t spend a whole lot of time buddying around with their old mom. Just thought somebody ought to say it to you.”

  “Appreciate that,” said Garner.

  The stadium loudspeakers were blaring on about some sale at a car dealership. The man slipped out the rear door of the stand, where there must’ve been a grill, and Garner stood alone.

  ***

  Most mornings Garner rose before his mother and stared at the news on TV while hazy, fractured light swelled up behind the blinds. In the quiet dawns, Garner felt he could think, felt he could examine his circumstances calmly. The situation was that he was out of work. Almost six months. Just like every other loser who was out of work. He’d made it through a stifling Atlanta summer in a fog of denial. Finally, only a few weeks ago, he’d admitted the obvious to himself—without the income that had caused him to be rich, he was suddenly poor. That simple. He’d been a cash-burning go-getter for so long that it had become his identity, and now he had no cash. No one knew, and no one could. His mom couldn’t know. The people in town couldn’t. He’d been the kid who was too smart for these brackish burgs and had made it big on the outside, the kid who’d been good at everything he tried.

  He could see now that he should’ve bailed out of his old life the day his income ceased. If he’d come home sooner, his finances wouldn’t be such a mess now, but he’d been caught up in a fever, spending every penny he managed to scrounge up. He’d sold his patio furniture, his retro Cabriolet bed, but he’d kept paying every month for his loft, and then he’d had to pay still more when he broke the lease. He’d liquidated his car and a pricey scooter he’d never ridden, had given away his exotic fish to the only person he’d found who seemed like
she’d take decent care of them, but then he’d signed up for a membership at the ritziest gym in the city. He paid an exorbitant penalty a few months later to cancel out early. He’d been carrying his own health insurance and had let that lapse just last week. And now he was living with his mother again—by choice, is what people assumed. They thought he was taking a break from the city grind, a working vacation of some sort, spending time with his mom because he was such a terrific guy.

  Garner had brought a couple of his Italian suits down with him, he couldn’t say why, and he had his phone working still. To cut off his phone would be to fully admit defeat. He had one last pack of Russian cigarettes out of a case he’d bought himself on a trip to Moscow back in January. He smoked one every now and then but mostly he gave them away. He didn’t like looking at the ornately decorated pack—it reminded him of all the exotic traveling he’d done for work. He remembered the view of that severe, windblown square out his hotel window. He remembered all the Russians walking around with ice cream cones even though it was freezing cold.

  On Thursday, Garner frittered a midday hour away making small talk with his mother’s friends while they constructed a quilt and monitored a tropical storm that was making its way up through the Caribbean. He listened to reports on all the women’s children, one a kid named Lucas, now a guy named Lucas, whom Garner had been buddies with when they were younger. Lucas’s mother had taken them to Atlanta once when they were little. They’d gone to the Coca-Cola Museum, the Professional Wrestling Museum. Lucas was around, his mother told Garner. She knew he’d love to get together. He was a tutor over at the college. They gave Lucas the important cases, the athletes and the exchange students. Lucas knew a little bit about everything, his mother said.

  “Yeah, hopefully we’ll get a chance to catch up,” Garner told her, knowing he’d make no effort to make that happen. He really didn’t care to be engaged in tales from the old days, or to hear about Lucas’s band or whatever. He had a date that night to see Ainsley Thomas, and she was the only memory lane he wanted to walk down.

  Garner accepted compliments from his mother’s friends about his making time to come home for a nice long stay, endured their declarations that he was a fine young man. We know the area isn’t real exciting for young folks, they told him. He managed to smile, though his face was hot and he was sweating under his clothes.

  After a while he excused himself and retreated to his room. He put a decent shirt on and drove his mother’s car downtown to a dim bistro that, as far as he knew, was the nicest restaurant in town. He was early. He picked through the car’s consoles and compartments looking for gum or a mint, then gave up. He stayed in the car until he saw her walking toward the restaurant, and then hopped out to meet her before she went inside.

  Ainsley Thomas. She and Garner had dated off and on through high school, and had somehow never had a bad breakup. When Garner had left to go to Atlanta, Ainsley insisted he do it a free man. She didn’t want to hold him back, didn’t want him to resent her, didn’t want calling her to become a chore for him. And Garner hadn’t put up much of a fight about parting ways. He’d wanted a clean break from the coast, from everything he knew.

  Ainsley was wearing a simple sundress and flip-flops. Parts of her looked the same as ever. Her ankles. Her pointy chin that always made it seem like she knew more than she was saying. She looked clean somehow. She was a nurse now, Garner knew. She was divorced.

  They sat at a small table next to a window. It was between mealtimes and the place was empty. They ordered croissants and some shrimp and Ainsley got a glass of wine and Garner a beer.

  “You drink now?” Ainsley said. She was smirking at him, or at least it seemed like she was, because of her pinched little chin.

  “Sure,” Garner said.

  “You never used to. In high school. You used to walk into parties with coffee. People thought you were weird.”

  “I’m still weird,” Garner said.

  “You were always lousy at vices.”

  “Self-destruction isn’t my strong suit, I guess.”

  “Lousy at getting attached,” Ainsley said.

  She hid her face behind the bowl of her wine glass. She seemed calmer than before, either comfortable or resigned. Garner didn’t want to have to talk about himself, didn’t want to lie to Ainsley’s face, so he asked her questions. He already knew most of what she told him, from second- and third-hand accounts his mother had provided. She’d gone to Coastal and held out as long as she could in graphic design before switching to nursing. She’d started dating a guy from one of the other marsh towns who played football at Coastal, a reserve linebacker. “He was slow,” Ainsley said, “but nobody ever broke a tackle on him.” After graduation she took a job at a rehab hospital a ways inland while the linebacker started a mortgage company. They’d gotten along well, had done small kind deeds for each other, had gotten married. For a time, the mortgage money had been rolling in. Then it stopped rolling.

  “You broke a tackle on him,” said Garner. “He had you and you slipped away.”

  Ainsley shrugged. “The short version is he couldn’t stomach living off my income. ‘Being kept,’ he always said. I had no problem with it.”

  “You can’t blame him for that,” said Garner. “That’s how they raise them around here. To make an honest living and support their women.”

  “Well, that wasn’t the only problem. It’s always more complicated than you can explain. Close to the end, we just quit trying. We’d hollered enough for a lifetime, so we just quit.”

  Ainsley swirled the last splash of her wine vacantly. She told Garner she’d been renting the third story of a house right out on the channel. In the mornings she watched the charters putter out toward the open water, or if she got up late, the real fishing boats coming back in.

  The waiter came over offering more wine, which Ainsley accepted. Garner could see the wine was already getting to her; her neck and ears were flushed.

  “And how’s the nursing racket?” Garner asked her.

  “I like the patients. My coworkers, not so much.” Ainsley made a little sandwich out of a shrimp and a piece of croissant and bit it in half.

  “Any interesting cases?”

  “Interesting?” she said. “Let me see. A couple months ago we had a guy who fell out of a helicopter. Fell into water, so it wasn’t as bad as it could’ve been. We had a lady who was delusional from dehydration. She kept calling me Delia and she thought we were in Texas. Never did figure out who Delia was. What else? A Coastal player got brought in this afternoon, if that’s considered interesting. A fullback, I think they said.” Ainsley stopped chewing and glanced behind her. “We’re not supposed to tell people this stuff. HIPPA.”

  “What’s HIPPA?”

  “It’s the rules. You can’t go around talking about people you’re treating. Everybody does, though.”

  Garner sipped his beer. It wasn’t cold anymore. “What’s wrong with the fullback?”

  “Took too many pain pills and fell asleep in a drive-through. They started giving them to him last season because something was wrong with his shoulder. I guess he got a taste for them. We’re going to hold him for a few days. The coaches are keeping it hush-hush. I don’t know how they kept the cops from giving him a DUI, but they did. Oh, and down the hall from him we got this guy on vacation from Africa. Something’s wrong with his stomach. He says he’s a prince in his nation and women aren’t permitted to look upon him disrobed. I guess it’s not the dullest job, at least.”

  “Number 41? That’s the fullback?”

  “I don’t know his number. Regular-looking white kid, except he has a mohawk.”

  “Huh,” said Garner.

  The waiter was back again. He didn’t have any other tables. He dropped off a couple more napkins. Once he was gone, Ainsley reached across the table and took Garner’s hand.

  “I didn’t know I was missing you until I saw you,” she said, her voice placid but a touch raspy.


  Garner’s throat went dry. Sitting here with Ainsley was making him feel grateful, an unfamiliar feeling of late. He drank the better part of his beer and signaled for the bill. He made sure to put down the single credit card he had that wasn’t maxed out. He could float this meal on credit and maybe a couple more, and then he’d be making a last stand with the cash he had left in the bank.

  He and Ainsley left the bistro, pushing out into the salty, still air of the evening. He walked her to her car and she invited him to sit in the passenger seat. He started to say something and she interrupted him and said she just wanted to kiss him for a while, like back when kissing in a parked car was all they needed.

  ***

  When Garner got home he went to his bedroom and shut his door and lay there in the dark, dozens of things wrestling in his head. He wondered, not for the first time, why he couldn’t bring himself to come clean—why he couldn’t sit his mother down and explain to her that he’d gone outside regulations to secure a big account and had gotten caught, that the rule he’d broken was one he’d broken a dozen times before, that everybody broke, but that this time the account had been lost and that this had caused problems. It wasn’t a complicated story. There was the possibility that he wasn’t really duping his mother at all, that his mother knew something was wrong and was giving him space to figure it out himself. He knew at least part of what was stopping him from telling the truth had nothing to do with her, anyway. It was the town—what this sincere, right-and-wrong hamlet thought of him. He couldn’t tell whether he despised this place and couldn’t stand the idea of being pitied by it, or whether he still needed the town to be proud of him. He thought of Ainsley, of course—her lips, her fingers in his hair. After all this time, she still wanted him. She’d wanted him back before his success. She’d wanted him, he knew, for his toughness. That he’d ever thought he was in her league to begin with, back when he was the scrawniest kid on the high school football team, said it all. He wasn’t the type to give up, to be run off by long odds.