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Friar's Club Encyclopedia of Jokes

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by Barry Dougherty


  Merrill, Robert, 210

  Meyer, Caren, 312

  Mickins, Beverly, 186

  Miller, Dennis, 22, 40, 180, 353, 372, 377, 407, 448

  Miller, George, 49, 123

  Miller, Larry, 191, 486

  Miller, Olin, 59, 240

  Milligan, Spike, 502

  Mills, Chuck, 453

  Miss Piggy, 123

  Mizner, Addison, 305

  Monica, Corbett, 193

  Morecambe, Eric, 459

  Mull, Martin, 127, 139

  Munchausen, Baron (Jack Pearl), 427

  Murray, Jan, 18, 96, 155, 476, 486

  Myers, Jimmy, 17

  Nelson, Willie, 80

  Newhart, Bob, 228

  Nick the Greek, 210

  Nida, Edward R., 49

  Nixon, Richard, 80

  O’Brien, Conan, 430

  O’Connor, Flannery, 240

  O’Donoghue, Michael, 287

  O’Rourke, P.J., 49, 107, 205

  Orben, Robert, 287, 481

  Oswalt, Patton, 120

  Paar, Jack, 63, 365

  Parker, Dorothy, 117, 329, 502

  Paulson, Pat, 124, 216, 375

  Peck, Gregory, 21

  Penner, Pansy, 191

  Perdue, Jackson, 72

  Phan, Dat, 427

  Philips, Emo, 181, 235, 371, 433, 499

  Piper, Monica, 74, 274, 391

  Pirrami, Jeff, 28, 46, 90

  Pollak, Kevin, 232

  Poundstone, Paula, 344

  Price, Marc, 374, 377

  Prophet, Alan, 126, 146

  Provenza, Paula, 446

  Pryor, Richard, 145, 376

  Quillen, Robert, 122

  Race, Steve, 331

  Radner, Gilda, 183

  Raitt, Bonnie, 434

  Raphael, Bette-Jane, 329

  Ray, Greg, 43, 237

  Raye, Martha, 111

  Reagan, Ronald, 379

  Record, Scott, 247, 371

  Reeb, Larry, 33, 36, 236

  Regan, Brian, 127, 197

  Reiner, Carl, 48

  Reiser, Paul, 212, 499

  Renard, Jules, 290

  Richards, Ron, 113, 326

  Richman, Harry, 492

  Rickles, Don, 51, 95

  Rivers, Joan, 20, 123, 182

  Roach, Hal, 117, 128

  Roberts, Oral, 83

  Robertson, Nan, 332

  Robertson, Pat, 83

  Rock, Chris, 197, 499

  Rogers, Will, 74, 240, 241, 297, 377, 479

  Roman, Freddie, 54, 145, 302, 487

  Romano, Ray, 90

  Rome, Harold, 306

  Rooney, Andy, 121, 452

  Rose, Pete, 82

  Roseanne, 343

  Ross, Jeffrey, 291, 430, 481

  Rowland, Helen, 241, 312

  Royko, Mike, 103

  Ruby, Harry, 73

  Rudner, Rita, 53, 86, 111, 307, 313, 372, 417

  Rush, Lenny, 56

  Russell, Bertrand, 369

  Russell, Mark, 205, 218, 445

  Sahl, Mort, 45, 145, 308, 375

  Sales, Soupy, 34, 277, 449, 461

  Sather, Drake, 241

  Savage, Brian, 45

  Schedt, Bill, 268

  Schimmel, Robert, 185

  Schulz, Charles M., 380, 427, 466

  Scott, Ray, 504

  Scottish Proverb, 316

  Scrovan, Steve, 53

  Seeger, Pete, 170

  Seinfeld, Jerry, 25, 29, 74, 76, 108, 179, 184, 418, 449

  Shafer, Ross, 236

  Shaffer, Steve, 194

  Shakes, Ronnie, 107, 112, 290

  Shandling, Garry, 108, 194, 229, 297

  Shaw, Jeff, 14, 52, 191

  Sheen, Martin, 397

  Sherman, Allan, 227, 292, 435

  Sherwin, Louis, 72

  Shivers, Tom, 342

  Shriner, Herb, 229, 237

  Shriner, Wil, 75, 77

  Simmons, Charles, 261

  Simmons, Jack, 440, 492

  Simon, Neil, 73

  Simon, Roger, 483

  Simpson, O.J., 82

  Sinclair, Upton, 184

  Sirius, Sara B., 388

  Siskind, Carol, 99, 109, 111, 409

  Skelton, Red, 19, 88, 102, 174, 193

  Slayton, Bobby, 105, 313

  Sledge, Tommy, 191, 196

  Smirnoff, Yakov, 204

  Smith, Margaret, 232, 314

  Smith, Ron, 224, 228, 474

  Solomon, Gerald P., 36

  Spanky (Steve McFarlin), 76, 219

  Spencer, Dan, 405

  St. Onge, Joan, 192

  Stafford, Jim, 34

  Stanhope, Doug, 120

  Starr, Dave, 38

  Stein, Abby, 267

  Steinberg, David, 325

  Stengel, Casey, 362

  Stern, Judith, 170

  Stewart, Jon, 232

  Stilson, Jeff, 230, 484

  Sting, 394

  Stoller, Fred, 63, 343

  Stone, Harvey, 99

  Stone, Pam, 431

  Stone, Phil, 367

  Stone, Stewie, 127, 309

  Stone, Tony, 433

  Stoppard, Tom, 117

  Storch, Larry, 124

  Sullivan, Ed, 80

  Sullivan, Frank, 19

  Swardson, Nick, 90

  Sykes, Wanda, 209, 329

  Tenuta, Judy, 112, 371

  Thatcher, Margaret, 151

  Theroux, Paul, 213

  Thomas, Dylan, 138

  Thompson, Hunter S., 416

  Thornton, James, 72

  Thurber, James, 498

  Tomlin, Lily, 98, 106, 290, 324, 352, 377, 304, 433

  Travis, Greg, 59

  Trillin, Calvin, 148, 204, 353

  Trudeau, Gary, 400

  Tucker, Sophie, 342

  Tully, Lee, 97

  Twain, Mark, 117, 147, 148, 170, 223, 240, 368, 381, 467, 482

  Vaughan, Bill, 75, 180, 347, 479, 486

  Vernon, Jackie, 288

  Vidal, Gore, 85

  Viorst, Judith, 110

  Wallace, George, 184, 396, 486

  Warfield, Marsha, 19

  Wayland and Madam, 68

  Weizmann, Chaim, 485

  Wells, Carolyn, 96, 124

  West, Mae, 47, 330, 351, 494

  White, Betty, 20

  Whitehorn, Katherine, 329

  Wilde, Oscar, 140, 150

  Williams, Pearl, 224, 268

  Williams, Robin, 16, 55, 76, 95

  Wilson, Flip, 87

  Wilson, Gahan, 474

  Wilson, Tom, 342

  Winchell, Walter, 503

  Wing, John, 407, 408

  Winstead, Lizz, 47

  Winters, Jonathan, 193, 329

  Winters, Shelley, 311

  Wise, Anita, 188, 329

  Wise, Ernie, 459

  Wodehouse, P.G., 490

  Wolfberg, Dennis, 55, 270, 364

  Wolfson, Carl, 448

  Wood, David, 93

  Wood, Victoria, 505

  Woodbury, Woody, 314

  Wozniak, Steve, 69

  Wright, Steven, 21, 39, 63, 145, 229, 257, 340, 349, 418, 443, 485

  Young, Donna Jean, 333

  Youngman, Henny, 19, 45, 50, 95, 106, 121, 190, 208, 219, 294, 305, 308, 309, 313, 356, 397, 417, 431, 460

  Table of Contents

  Cover Page

  Title page

  Copyright Page

  A Little Credit

  Contents

  Introduction

  A

  Actors and Acting

  Advertising

  Agents

  Aging

  Animals

  Birds

  Cats

  Dogs

  Insects

  Armed Forces

  Art and Artists

  Atheism

  B

  Babies

  Bachelors

  Baldness

  Banks

  Beauty
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  Birth

  Birth Control

  Birthdays

  Books and Writing

  Boredom

  Bosses

  Business

  C

  California

  Cars and Driving

  Celebrities

  Michael Jackson

  The Kennedys

  Jack Lemmon

  Willie Nelson

  Richard Nixon

  Miscellaneous Celebrities

  Charity

  Children

  Circumcision

  College

  Comedians

  Conscience

  Conservation and Ecology

  Cooking

  Courage

  Crime

  Cynicism

  D

  Dating

  Death and Dying

  Debts

  Dieting

  Divorce

  Doctors and Dentists

  Drink and Drinking

  Drugs

  E

  Education

  Embarrassment

  Enemies

  Ethics

  Ethnic Specials

  Experience

  F

  Failure

  Faith

  Fame

  Family

  Fashion

  Fathers

  Female Anatomy

  Finances

  Fitness and Exercises

  Flying

  Food

  Foreign Countries

  Canada

  China

  England

  Ireland

  France

  Germany

  Israel

  Japan

  Russia

  Friendship

  Funerals

  G

  Gambling

  Growing Up

  Gullibility

  Guns

  H

  Handicaps

  Health

  Holidays

  Homes

  Homosexuality

  Honesty

  Hospitals

  Hotels

  Housework

  Humility

  Humor

  Husbands

  I

  Imagination

  Infidelity

  Initiative and Incentive

  Insurance

  J

  Jewish American Princess

  Jewish Mothers

  Jews and Judaism

  Justice

  K

  Kindness

  L

  Lawyers

  Life

  Losers

  Love

  Luck

  Lust

  M

  Male Anatomy

  Male Performance

  Manners

  Marriage

  Masturbation

  Memory

  Men

  Middle Age

  Miscellaneous

  Mistakes

  Money

  Mothers and Motherhood

  Mothers-in-Law

  The Movies

  Music

  N

  Nature

  Negotiating

  New York

  O

  Occupations

  Old Age

  Couples

  Opinion

  Optimism

  P

  Paranoia

  Parenthood

  Politicians and Politics

  Poverty

  Problems

  Promiscuity

  Prostitution

  Psychiatrists and Psychiatry

  R

  Religion

  Catholicism

  Christianity

  Eastern Religions

  Combination Acts

  Responsibility

  Restaurants

  S

  Sales and Selling

  School

  Sex

  Oral Sex

  Safe Sex

  Sex Toys

  Shopping

  Silence

  Sleep

  Smoking

  Space Travel

  Sports and Recreation

  Baseball

  Football

  Golf

  Hunting and Fishing

  Stinginess

  Stress

  Stupidity

  Success

  T

  Talent

  Taxes

  Technology

  Teenagers

  Television

  Thoughts and Thinking

  Time

  Tourists

  Transportation

  Travel

  Trust

  Truth

  V

  Vanity

  W

  Weather

  Wives

  Women

  Work

  Index

 

 

 


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