Ballbuster (A Playing Dirty Sports Romance Book 1)

by Lane Hart

  "Well, it looks like there aren't any tentacles left behind," the doctor says. "I'm going to apply some vinegar, and then we'll need to use a razor to shave the area, making sure to remove any remaining nematocysts."

  "What the fuckocysts?" Jax asks, making me and the doctor both laugh. "And you won't have to use any, ah, needles will you?"

  "No needles and nematocysts are the jellyfish's poisonous cells that activate their venom," she says before she opens the door and gives instructions to the nurse. A few minutes later vinegar is poured on my back and upper thigh. Then the sadist runs the razor with no shaving cream over the raised stings!

  "Ah God," I groan and press my forehead against my folded arms. I feel Jax's palms rubbing up and down them before he squeezes my hand. I hold onto him while the evil woman works her dull blade all the way down my burning lower back and side, to the skin below my bottoms. When I feel liquid poured over it again I assume it's over, thank goodness.

  "All set. You may need some hydrocortisone cream to rub on the areas once or twice a day until it heals."

  "Great," I say sarcastically.

  "Give this to them out front and they'll take care of you," the doctor tells us quickly, papers rustling. "You might want to stay out of the ocean for a few days." The door opens and then quickly shuts again.

  I move into a sitting position, letting my legs dangle off the side of the table before trying to ease my weight down on the sore area near my upper thigh.

  "Frick," I huff as I finally accomplish my goal. I'm about to jump down, but then Jax is suddenly there in front of me. His big warm hands spread my legs apart to wedge his body between them. I gasp when I feel his hard, thick length press between my thighs. Only two very thin pieces of fabric keep us from finding out how well his enormous key will fit into my throbbing lock. Oh and I bet he'd slide right in, even if it would require a minute to adjust to all of his size.

  My greedy hands automatically reach for his sculpted stomach while his continue sliding forward on the top of my thighs. When I look up into his beautiful face, his dark eyes are filled with need. Need for me or just...any woman?

  Before I can ask, his lips part and dip down to capture my bottom one between his two. They move to do the same to my smaller top lip before his tongue sweeps in and brushes mine, making me moan. I'm desperate for more and tangle my hands in his hair to tell him so. In response his palm reaches up to cup my jaw, tilting my head to the side allowing him a better angle at which to dominate my mouth.

  God, the man kisses even better than he looks. As if his seeking tongue isn't enough to turn up the heat, melting me from the inside out, one of his thumbs on my inner thigh wanders over and presses against my pulsing clit through my thin, damp swimsuit.

  "Mmm." I shudder and moan with pleasure, urging Jax onward.

  Between the incredible kiss and the applied pressure of his thumb, it doesn't take long before my body starts to shake. While I'm gasping for air and convulsing, Jax's mouth moves down my chest. His tongue snakes underneath one of the triangles covering my breast and flicks against my nipple before his hand jerks the material out of the way to grant him unrestricted access to suck on more flesh. The cold air and my arousal have my nipples beaded and sensitive. My fingers continue to thread in the back of his wet hair, holding him in place.

  Once I have some of my wits back, I realize Jax is still hard as a rock between my legs, needing his own sweet relief. I let go of his hair with one palm and reach down between our bodies to caress his cock.

  "Ah fuck," Jax mutters around his mouth full of my tingling nipple. He keeps his hands busy weighing and taking measurements of both of my breasts.

  I like the feel of his long thickness in my grasp, but I want to touch his skin and run my fingers over every vein and every single inch of his length. Sliding my hand underneath his waistband, I finally get my hand around his velvety smooth, hard as steel shaft.

  On a groan, Jax goes completely still a second before his hips began to thrust, slowly at first and then becoming more frantic, telling me he's getting close. He's a lot to hold on to, but I try and cover as much ground as I can with my small hand.

  Jax's teeth nip my breast before his mouth returns to mine, his tongue plunging possessively in and out of my mouth in time to my quickening strokes. He growls low in his throat and shudders when his warm release pulses all over my fingers. The pressure of his lips on mine ease up as his body gradually relaxes.

  "God...I needed that," is the first thing he says. That snaps me back to reality quicker than you can click the heels of your ruby slippers. He said he "needed that," meaning the orgasm, not that he needed me or even wanted me.

  "Because it's been a long time?" I ask, quickly losing the last wave of the ecstasy that had felt as strong as a tsunami just moments ago.

  "Well, yeah," Jax replies, moving away from me to grab some tissues from the opposite counter. He offers me a wad, which I accept to clean up with.

  "How long?" I ask, keeping my eyes lowered.

  "Huh?" he asks. "I haven't fucked anyone since the night before I got arrested."

  "So you'll what? Screw around with me because it's convenient for you to get off, even though you're not 'interested' in me?" I ask, hopping off the table. I try not to let my face show the pain that shoots through my leg and back.

  When my cold feet hit the tile floor, I also realize I'm screwed. I don't have any shoes because the big jerk carried me. Forget that, I'd rather take my chances with tetanus. Maybe I can get a booster shot before I walk out of the office.

  I grab my beach bag and head for the exam room door after I make sure my girly parts are all covered back up. I eventually find the front of the clinic, walking as fast as my sore leg will allow.

  "Page, wait," Jax says behind me, but I ignore him. He's horny. I'm here and throwing myself at him. It doesn't take a genius to figure out what just went down and why.

  I smile at the woman behind the checkout counter when I hand her my paperwork, although I'm the furthest thing from being in a cheerful mood.

  "That'll be one-fourteen," the middle-aged brunette says unenthusiastically.

  A hundred and fourteen bucks to pour a dollar bottle of vinegar on me and scrape my sore skin with a fifty cent razor? Wow, what a rip. I hand over my debit card, which is when Jax catches up to me.

  "I was going to take care of the bill," he says.

  I didn't miss the sudden flurry of females suddenly converging and crowding around the small checkout desk. There're more open mouths gawking at Jax than the blow-up doll section in a sex shop.

  "That's ridiculous. It's my back and leg, so why would you take care of it?" I ask him.

  "Because it's my fault you're here this weekend in the first place."

  "Right," I say at the reminder that I'm supposed to be here on business. I'm his attorney. I just gave my client a freaking hand job. After he got me off while he had his mouth on my breasts.

  Awesome.

  I can imagine writing that up for the State Bar Ethics Committee. Well, members of the committee, I didn't fuck him, I just stroked his cock until he came. No, I didn't clearly conflict myself out of his case. I can represent him without remembering what it feels like to have his tongue in my mouth and on my tits while his hand is between my legs. Gah!

  "Page, wait!" Jax yells after I take my receipt and walk out the front doors. "You don't have any shoes on. Let me at least get a cab."

  "I'm fine," I say, already feeling tiny pebbles embedded into my heels. I hope it’s pebbles and not say, pieces of broken beer bottles or dirty syringes?

  "Hard-headed woman," Jax mutters behind me.

  When we reach the hotel, I go straight to the elevator banks and smack the up arrow, hoping Jude and their dad will bring my flip flops and towel in with them.

  "I'm sorry," Jax says when we're alone in the small metal box. Those two words make me feel about the same amount of inches tall. It's exactly what he'd said last night when he rejected
me. "I crossed a line I swore I wouldn't with you, and it won't happen again."

  "Good to know," I say, crossing my arms over my barely covered chest.

  "Hey, this is all your fault-"

  "My fault!" I exclaim.

  "You can't keep flaunting your ass and tits in front of me and expect me to keep my hands off of you! But from now on that's exactly what I'm going to do."

  "Yes, I think you've already made that perfectly clear, you big jerk."

  I pull my keycard out of my bag before the elevator doors open, so I can quickly escape this infuriating man. After I slam my room door practically in his face, I pull off my sandy, wet bathing suit and take a warm shower, which burns the fire out of my stings.

  If my mood isn't shitty enough already after making a fool of myself and being extremely unprofessional, when I unplug my phone from the charger I've got three missed calls from Elliot, two from my dad, and one from my mom. Wonderful.

  Elliot has also taken the time to send me a few sweet text messages to let me know he's thinking of me. One says, "Where the hell are you?" and another later one says, "You're fucking him, aren't you?"

  That’s it! As soon as we get back to town Monday I’m calling it off. I’m tempted to break up with him via text message, but that’s the wimpy way out. This is something I need to say face-to-face.

  Feeling brazen I simply type in a response of "XOXO you, too" and hit send before turning my phone off and slumping backward on the king size mattress. My eyes are heavy from exhaustion after the day's excitement, so it takes no time at all for me to fall sound asleep.

  ...

  I wake up to a knock on my door, or on one of the rooms next door. Sitting up I glance over at the alarm clock beside the bed and see that it's six-thirty. I've been asleep for over two hours. There's another knock, definitely on my door. I only have a towel around me from my shower but say screw it. Checking the peephole first I see that it's Jude in a black Havoc logo tee and cargo shorts.

  "Hey, Jude," I say when I open the door.

  He winces before looking up and down the hallway. "Thank goodness no one heard you," he says on an exhale. "Appropriate greetings for me are ‘Hi, Jude’ or ‘What do you want, Asshole’ but never ‘Hey, Jude.'"

  "Why?" I ask. "The Beatles?"

  "Yeah. You have no idea how many goddamn times I've heard that shit."

  "Got it. So, what's up, Jude?" I ask him with a smile.

  "Much better. And I've got your shit," he says, holding out my flip flops and towel.

  "Thanks," I say, taking them while struggling to keep my towel secured around my nakedness.

  "Nice outfit but they may not let you in to eat wearing just that," he says.

  "To eat?" I ask.

  "Yeah, we're gonna grab dinner at Hard Rock before the fights. You're still going, right?"

  I glance next door to his brother's room, certain he'll be there. I need to suck it up and pretend like nothing happened so that we can try and get things back to normal.

  "What happened with him?" Jude asks, instantly killing that hope.

  "Doesn't matter."

  "How's your back?"

  "It's okay, not hurting nearly as much."

  "Well, hurry up and get dressed. We've got a seven o'clock reservation, and I'm starving."

  "Yeah, yeah. Keep your panties on." I smile.

  "Speaking of panties," he says, tilting his head to the side and checking out the bottom of my towel. "I'd take a guess and say you're not wearing any, are you?" he asks with a wide grin. Of course, Jax's door opens at that moment, probably because he'd been eavesdropping through the thin walls.

  "Ugh," I groan before shutting my door on them both.

  "What'd you do to her?" I hear Jude ask his brother.

  "Nothing. Mind your own goddamn business," is Jax's harsh reply.

  I quickly blow dry my still damp hair before pulling it up into a high ponytail. I decide to slip on a short, casual navy blue sleeveless dress with a brown leather belt and matching wedges. After I brush my teeth, put on a little mascara, eyeshadow, and lipstick I'm ready to go. I grab my purse and open my room door to find all three Malones standing around waiting patiently for me.

  Where the heck is their mother? Even though I've been tempted, I'm scared to ask in case something horrible happened to her, like she passed away. I don't want to be the one dredging up a tragic history. Martin Malone is a pretty upbeat guy, although there does seem to be a sadness about him, noticeable by his frown lines.

  Tonight their dad is dressed like Jude in a plain green tee and khaki shorts. And even though Jax is outfitted just as casually, he somehow wears his relaxed fit jeans and snug navy blue shirt like they're worth a million bucks. How cute, the two of us match all the way down to our toes. He's even got on a brown leather belt low on his hips and dark brown Sketchers on his feet. When I finally work my way up to his face, of course, he's smirking down at me with his cell phone in his hand.

  "Oh look how sweet, the Bobbsey Twins coordinated," Jude says before he and his dad start laughing at us.

  "I can go change," I say, turning back to my room, but Jude grabs my arm and tugs me along toward the elevator.

  "You're not changing. I'm starving," he says while we wait for the elevator.

  When it finally comes we all file on. For whatever reason, I can sense that Jax is the big warm body standing behind me in the corner. When I feel a breeze like my skirt is being lifted, I certainly hope it's him and not his dad. Jude's completely innocent since he's standing next to me.

  "Why are you sneaking a peek under my skirt?" I snap, pressing my skirt down as I spin around to face him.

  "Oh please." Jax huffs and buries his hands in his front pockets to appear innocent. "I was looking at your stings."

  "You could've just asked."

  While I'm fussing at Jax, a group of people crowds into the confined space with us. I'm nudged forward so that I'm now chest to chest with Jax. I expect him to smirk or make a comment about me trying to touch him, but he doesn't. Instead, he presses his back against the wall and lifts his face to the ceiling, sucking in deep, open-mouth breaths.

  Of course! The man's claustrophobic. All the other times we've been on the elevator together it was just us or one or two people, never crowded like tonight. It probably doesn't help that it's hot as Hades with an exorbitant amount of strong perfumes, colognes and hairspray clogging up the air. We only have a few more floors to go, but it seems like it's taking forever, stopping on each and every one.

  "My older brother, you met him yesterday, Logan? He's terrified of cats," I tell Jax softly to distract him. "Even kittens."

  He looks down at me with a tightly clenched jaw and a raised eyebrow, silently asking me to keep going.

  "When I was ten or eleven I found these three really cute little black and white kittens out near the dumpster behind our church. They couldn't have been more than a few weeks old, so tiny and meowing like crazy with no mama cat around. Of course I wanted to keep them but noooo. I remember when I picked one up and ran over to show my parents Logan screamed like a little girl in front of everyone. The whole congregation was still standing around the parking lot gossiping after the service, so they heard him screeching before he ran back inside. He was sixteen or seventeen at the time."

  The last sentence makes the corner of Jax's lips raise, coming close to an actual grin.

  "So you didn't get to keep any of them?" he asks, as the elevator jerks like we're moving again.

  I shake my head. "Nope. Logan waited at the church while we took them to a vet's house. Afterward, I remember telling my parents I wanted to be a vet and rescue animals when I grow up so I could actually keep all the kittens and puppies. They told me I was too smart and pretty for such a disgusting job, and that my choices in life were marrying a wealthy man or going to law school."

  "So you didn't want to go to law school?" he asks with a scrunched forehead.

  "No, but I was still single when I
finished my undergrad degree in just three years."

  "What'd you major in?" Jax asks as I hear everyone filing out of the elevator on the first floor.

  "Biology" I laugh. No one ever asks me that, it's just a given that I was probably Pre-Law with some major like Political Science. "Even though I had a 4.0 GPA, with that major I probably just barely squeaked through admissions at Georgetown because I was a legacy."

  "Why didn't you just go to veterinary school?" he asks. We both inhale deep cleansing breaths when we make it into the open floor of the high-ceilinged lobby, escaping the cluster of people.

  "Because my parents wouldn't pay for it and I didn't have any money," I say with a shrug when we catch up to his dad and Jude.

  "I'd pay your tuition," he says.

  Wait, what does he mean by that?

  "Pay what tuition?" Jude asks when we approach.

  "For veterinary school."

  "Huh?" Jude asks, echoing my thoughts again. I look back over my shoulder at Jax in confusion.

  "You know I have more money than sense," Jax says.

  His dad mutters a "Got that right."

  At the same time, Jax asks, "What does it cost, a few hundred thousand?"

  "Don't be silly, Jax. I'm not going back to school, and even if I were, I definitely wouldn't go back on your dime for a few hundred thousand."

  He clearly must be joking because otherwise...it's too preposterous to wrap my head around.

  "Now that we've cleared that up, can we please go eat?" Jude whines.

  "Lead the way," I say with a sweep of my hand since no one's moving and things are uncomfortable after Jax's extremely unexpected but generous offer.

  "Thank fuck," Jude says as he takes off ahead of us, continuing to grumble about delays. "Everyone's taking their sweet ass time."

  "Scared of spiders," Jax says to me, nodding toward his sibling's back. He says the last word louder than the rest.

  "Ah! What the fuck?" Jude screams after he does a little hop that brings his knees up to his chest. "Where's a spider? Is it a big one?"

  "You stepped on it. I'm pretty sure it's dead," Jax teases Jude, which causes him to have a full body shiver.