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Autumn Glory and Other Stories

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by Barbara Metzger




  Table of Contents

  Copyright

  Autumn Glory and Other Stories

  Autumn Glory

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  The Management Requests

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  A Match Made in Heaven—Or Hell

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  About the Author

  Autumn Glory and Other Stories

  By Barbara Metzger

  Copyright 2013 by Barbara Metzger

  The author is hereby established as the sole holder of the copyright. Either the publisher (Untreed Reads) or author may enforce copyrights to the fullest extent.

  Cover Copyright 2013 by Ginny Glass and Untreed Reads Publishing

  Image source: Antique Engraving with Etching Published by Rudolph Ackermann, London for “Ackermann & Co’s Repository of Fashion”

  Previously published in print:

  Autumn Glory, 1993

  The Management Requests, 2000

  A Match Made in Heaven—Or Hell, 2004

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  This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to the living or dead is entirely coincidental.

  Also by Barbara Metzger and Untreed Reads Publishing

  A Loyal Companion

  A Suspicious Affair

  An Angel for the Earl

  An Enchanted Affair

  Cupboard Kisses

  Father Christmas

  Lady in Green

  Lady Whilton’s Wedding

  Rake’s Ransom

  The Duel

  The Hourglass

  The House of Cards Trilogy

  The Scandalous Life of a True Lady

  Valentines

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  Autumn Glory and Other Stories

  Barbara Metzger

  Autumn Glory

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  Lord Bannister hosted the hunt, Lady Bannister held the annual hunt ball. Together the events were the highlights of the fall season for the neighboring gentry. Berkshire was not Quorn territory, nor was the ball any Carlton House extravaganza. Still, the Bannister dos were enough to keep much of local society from traveling early to London for the Little Season, and even drew some of the ton away from London for the excellent sport and convivial gathering. Where dashing riders went, hopeful mamas were sure to follow with their unwed daughters in tow. Bannister Grange had been the scene of many a successful chase, both on the field and in the ballroom. Lady Bannister was determined that this year should be even more memorable.

  “Isa,” she said, addressing the newspaper across the breakfast table. “We have to speak.”

  Isa Snodgrass, Baron Bannister, lowered his paper an inch or two. A glimpse of his wife before luncheon was enough to turn a man off his kippers. Irene rarely graced the breakfast parlor, and only did so now, he was sure, to ruin his day with her endless nattering about assigning bedchambers and ordering wines. The house party was her responsibility, b’gad. He raised the paper in front of his face again with a grunt, hoping to block out her carping whine as well as the sight of her narrow nose, squinty eyes, and colorless cheeks.

  “Isa, put down the newspaper at once, I say. We have to speak about your daughter.”

  Daughter? The pages rattled in his quaking hand, a kidney lodged in his throat. How the devil did she find out about the little girl in Cheriton village? He waved away the footman who came to pound on his back, and only when the room was empty did he cautiously repeat, “Daughter? Which daughter is that?”

  “Iselle, your eldest, in case you have forgotten. The girl has to be married off instantly.”

  Lord Bannister took a swallow of ale in relief, then choked as his wife’s words penetrated his brain box. “Has to? Has to, by George? I’ll take a horsewhip to the bounder!” he sputtered, spewing droplets on his neck cloth.

  Lady Bannister grimaced. “Don’t be more of a fool than you have to be, Isa. I’ll thank you to remember your daughters are ladies.”

  As if no lady ever found herself needing a husband in a hurry, he ruminated, mopping at his shirtfront. Then again, Irene’s daughters were likely to be as cold as the hatchet-faced harridan across from him. “Well, if the gel ain’t increasing, what’s all the pother about? Iselle’s the beauty of the family, ain’t she?”

  Lady Bannister’s thin lips tightened into a smug smile. “All three of the girls are good-looking. The two oldest take after my family, of course. That is not the issue, however,” she said, recalling herself. “Iselle is nearly four and twenty. She has had five London Seasons. Five, Isa. Why, we were engaged three months after my debut!”

  Yes, and by parents who saw a perfect melding of lands, fortunes, and titles in the arrangement. Neither Isa nor Irene had been consulted. Perhaps because of their own experience, neither parent had been eager to choose spouses for their offspring.

  Lady Bannister seemed to read her lordship’s mind, for she continued: “She never seems to settle on any beau! I fear she won’t ever make a choice. Why, with her face and the handsome dowry, she could have had her pick of all the eligibles. Instead she is in danger of becoming a veritable ape-leader! Well, I won’t have any daughter of mine sitting on the shelf, Isa, and mean to see her engaged at our hunt ball. Yes, and the other two also.”

  “I thought the, ah, middle one had her sights set on young Allbright.”

  “What, let Inessa throw herself away on a country vicar? Never.”

  “Seems a good enough lad. Bruising rider, for a man of the cloth.”

  Lady Bannister set her teacup down with a clatter. “I am the granddaughter of a duke, may I remind you. I would not be a proper mother if I did not wish better for my children. Inessa knows her duty, she has simply not made up her mind to accept any of the many excellent offers she has received. She has had three Seasons to decide, so now I shall do so for her also, and before the ball, too.”

  “And the youngest? You’re going to see her fired off, too? The chit’s never had a Season, has she?”

  Irene stiffened her already rigid spine. “You expect me to chaperon three unmarried daughters in town? Why, I’d be a laughingstock. Besides, I am not about to take that hobbledehoy child to London, even if she is eighteen. She’d disgrace us all. If Inessa and Iselle with their beauty and refinement cannot make a match, that hoyden never will. You’ve let her grow wild and—”

  “I? I let?” the baronet shouted, growing red in the face. “Since when have I had a say in the rearing of your daughters, madam?”

  “That’s just like you, Isa Snodgrass, passing all the blame onto me, you heartless lout. Why, you know more about your foxhounds than you do about your daughters. You—”

  After the births of the two eldest daughters in quick succession, the baroness had born a son, Ira, who did not survive infancy. Then there were a series of miscarriage
s, and finally another daughter some six years after the first. Irene decided she had done her duty by the Bannister name and retired from what she considered an onerous, undignified exercise. With a nephew to inherit the title and entailed property, and three chits to dower with the rest of his assets, Isa was content to forego a chore he found no less appealing than his wife. They each, gratefully, took up other interests. Unfortunately, none of their interests included raising their three daughters.

  Isa was a good landlord, but his first love was the hunt, his horses and his hounds. What good were daughters there? His next love was the army widow in Cheriton village.

  Lady Bannister took up science. No dabbling in phrenology or magnetism or Herr Mesmer’s new practice for the duke’s granddaughter. No, she became a student of graphology. Irene Snodgrass was going to uncover the secrets of human nature through the study of handwriting. She studied translations of Dr. Baldi’s works and everything else written over the centuries on this exacting science. She collected specimens for her extensive notebooks, and spent hours poring over her correspondence with other like-minded students of character analysis. Mostly she pestered every noteworthy figure of the age for handwriting samples. She had scrawls from everyone from Byron (lusty loops, passionate periods, inspired indentations) to Wellington (forceful finials, determined downstrokes) to prove her theories.

  This last was another reason Lady Bannister was not about to return to London in the near future, this time with not one, or even two, beautiful but hard to please daughters. There was also that small embarrassment at the War Office over her attempts to communicate with Mr. Bonaparte. Those dodderers in the government had no respect for science. No, the girls had to be married, and soon, so Lady Bannister could pursue her course of enlightenment.

  “Well, madam, are you going to tell me what lucky sods you have selected to leg-shackle to your daughters, or have you ruined my breakfast for another of your megrims?”

  Lady Bannister regretfully pushed back her plate with her own now-congealed poached egg; throwing food was certainly beneath her dignity. She did take a moment or two to dab fastidiously with her serviette at her pursed lips while her husband fumed. Aggravating the blockhead into an apoplexy was not beneath her, not at all. Finally, she cleared her throat and announced—in tones to rival King Louis’s “L’état, c’est moi”—“For Iselle I have selected Viscount Wingate.”

  Lady Bannister had no more finished the second syllable of his lordship’s name before Lord Bannister guffawed heartily. “Wingate? Why, the fellow’s rich as Golden Ball, from one of the oldest families in the land, and a mainstay of the Foreign Ministry. He’s a world traveler, a high-stickler, and a confirmed bachelor. You’ll never bring him up to scratch.”

  Lady Bannister elevated her aristocratic nose. “That’s what you know. He is recently returned from Vienna at the death of his cousin. A death that left him in line for the dukedom without an heir of his own. According to Sophy Melincamp, who is a friend of Margaret Hanley-Thorpe’s, who is a bosom-bow of his mother’s, the viscount is retiring from the government to look after his own extensive properties as well as those he’ll inherit. The on dit is that he is ready to settle down and start his nursery. Who is more suited to be such a nonpareil’s bride than our own Iselle?”

  Who indeed? Iselle was a regular diamond, an exquisite willowy blonde with all the graces of a reigning toast. In her mother’s eyes her advanced age only made her more acceptable to a worldly sophisticate like Lord Wingate. If Iselle didn’t have two thoughts to rub together in her pretty head, Lady Bannister never regarded the lack. Surely a renowned collector of art like the viscount wouldn’t either, not once he saw Iselle. Furthermore, Iselle’s handwriting showed her eminently suited for such an exalted position as future duchess.

  On the girl’s fifteenth birthday, Lady Bannister had requested a sample of her penmanship to study, the way a gypsy might study tea leaves, although there was no scientific basis in soggy vegetation, of course. Iselle’s script was everything elegant, all graceful whorls and perfect symmetry, nearly a textbook copperplate. Lady Bannister had started looking about at the royal dukes. ’Twas too bad she hadn’t looked in the schoolroom, where the current governess, fearing for her position, had transcribed the passage for Iselle. Everyone but Miss Snodgrass’s parents knew the gorgeous peagoose could barely read, much less copy a paragraph from Reverend Quigley’s Proper Thoughts for Proper Ladies.

  “So Wingate’s home at last, and he’ll be in the neighborhood, you say?”

  “He’ll be here, sir. Haven’t you been listening? He has accepted my invitation to join the house party and hunt. That must mean he is interested.” She still regretted that his reply was penned by some anonymous secretary. Perhaps while his lordship was here…

  “And you think the wench’ll have him?”

  “Have him? Iselle will jump at the chance. He’s said to be handsome and charming, and she’s at her last prayers. Besides, she had all those years to make a choice. Either she’ll have the viscount or she can go visit your Aunt Irmintrude.”

  “Gads, in Wales? How could she ever make a match stuck in that cold place?”

  “Exactly. She’ll make a perfect diplomat’s wife.” Lady Bannister poured a fresh cup of tea. “As for Inessa, she requires a different kind of spouse.”

  “She’s the quiet one, ain’t she?”

  “She never really took in London, despite matching Iselle for looks. She seems to prefer the country and quiet pursuits. She’ll be a perfect match for Mr. Frye. It’s not a brilliant connection, with no title, of course. But there is all that lovely money.”

  “Why, Frye is forty if he’s a day. And word is a lot of that blunt comes from trade. He’s got the finest stud in the county, by George—what I wouldn’t give for one of his Thoroughbreds—but Inessa?” The middle daughter’s handwriting at age fifteen had been painstakingly neat. Inessa truly wished to please, so copied her passage from Reverend Quigley’s tome over and over until she had it perfect, though her tired hand lent a slight waver and weakness to the letters. According to Lady Bannister, the thin lines meant she was unsure of herself, but the waver meant she was easily swayed. “The gal needs an older man, a steady influence. And Frye isn’t one for racketing around.”

  “He’s not accepted in first circles, you mean.”

  “Country society is good enough for Inessa,” she insisted. “And Frye’s been a widower for four or five years now. He needs a wife, especially one whose birth will make him more welcome in polite society.”

  “Well and good for Frye, but what about Inessa?”

  “She is biddable, I always told you, and knows her duty. Furthermore,” she said through gritted teeth, “I refuse to drag that shrinking violet to one more ball. She’ll have Frye or join her sister in Wales.”

  Isa nodded, seeing visions of one of Frye’s colts being part of the marriage settlements. “What about, ah, the last one of the brood?”

  Lady Bannister sniffed, that the gudgeon could hardly remember his own children’s names, then she shuddered to think of seeing her third daughter making her curtsies in town. No, the chit was impossible. Where the older girls had fine spun-gold hair, this one had flyaway red curls, wild hair and wild manners. She’d be a disaster at Almack’s, where one misstep set a female beyond the pale, and beyond the reach of any marriage-minded male. In truth, her every scrape and bumblebroth proved the validity of Lady Bannister’s theorems. Hadn’t her copied passage been full of blots and backward-leaning letters, a totally undisciplined, nearly illegible scrawl? The writing proved what Lady Bannister already knew, that the chit was headstrong and ungovernable. What she didn’t know was that the girl was left-handed, forced by convention and a cruel governess to write the “correct” way, with her right hand. The governess was dismissed anyway, for Lady Bannister saw no reason to pay good money in a hopeless case. The girl’s tomboyish behavior after that only reinforced Irene’s findings. The chit definitely needed a hus
band, or a keeper.

  “I fear Squire Thurkle’s son is the best we can hope for in that quarter. And you’ll likely have to throw in that parcel of unentailed property that Thurkle has been after to get him to bring the boy up to the mark.”

  “The lad’s got a good seat,” the baronet mused. “He’s young, but the two have been playmates for dog’s years.”

  “Good, because he will marry her. Not even Aunt Irmintrude will take that hurly-burly miss off my hands.”

  Just then there came a thud from the room next door, as from a book dropping off a shelf.

  “Blast, I told you I didn’t want those clumsy maids in my library. I don’t know why you cannot hire more competent servants, since you claim to know so much about human nature.”

  “I only claim that there are inferences to be drawn from a person’s handwriting, and servants don’t write.”

  “If they could write, they wouldn’t be servants, they’d be barristers. Or poets. Perhaps you could tell if Walter Scott would make a good valet. You sure as Hades cannot keep a good cook.” He pushed aside his ruined breakfast.

  “At least I never judged a man by how well he sits a horse. Why, if I’d seen your miserable scribbling before we were wed, I would have—”

  2

  “Botheration.” The young lady in the library stooped to pick up the fallen book, then tore out of the room and down the hall. She avoided colliding with the butler and his fresh pot of tea by mere inches, calling over her shoulder, “Hurry, Dobbs, they are at it again,” before flying up the stairs. Dobbs winced and redirected his stately tread in the other direction, back toward the kitchens, shaking his head at the sight of his youngest mistress taking the marble stairs two at a time. Her muslin skirts, dusty from an early visit to the stables, swirled around her muddied half boots. Red-gold hair tumbled out of its ribbon to trail down her back and in her face, and when she brushed the offending curls out of her eyes, her hand—her left hand—deposited a streak of dirt across a cheek already afflicted with freckles.

 

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