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Reader, you’ve been very patient: you have waited so long, without once interrupting me to ask why my grandfather is turning in his grave today. He is doing it because today it was announced that Heinz was taking over both HP and Lea & Perrins. Even as I write, I hear his voice cursing the fact that, henceforth, Worcester is forever doomed to have three bloody syllables.
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First published in paperback in Great Britain in 2008 by JR Books, 10 Greenland Street, London NW1 0ND www.jrbooks.com
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First published in hardback in 2007
Copyright © 2013 Alan Coren
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