Every Girl Does It

by Rachel Van Dyken

  “Deal,” he says as he swallows some more water.

  I look at his lips and immediately feel dizzy as I remember the kiss under the waterfall. It was kind of romantic minus all that ex-wife and cheating talk. I sigh and flip on the TV.

  “No,” Preston says, pulling the remote from my hands. “It’s basically a punishable crime to watch any sort of television in Hawaii.” Preston turns the TV off.

  “Fine, what's your idea?” I say, feeling a little exhausted.

  “Midnight swim, of course,” he says, jumping off the sofa and running toward his room.

  I slowly get up and change into a different suit before following him out to the pool. It’s kind of nice. We’re the only two in the pool. Well, us and two old people who, I fear, might have strokes if they keep kissing like that.

  “Gross,” Preston says as we swim past them.

  “Come on, it's kind of cute.” I smile sheepishly as I stare at them. I mean, it’s a little gross they are all over each other, but how great is that? They still have that little spark.”

  “Oh, I think it’s great. It's the public display of affection I don’t like. Get a room!” he yells before I laugh and shush him into the corner of the pool where you enter the hot tub.

  I punch him in the arm and wade into the boiling water. The only time you can get into these things in Hawaii is when it’s night time, and even then it's sometimes a little sketchy.

  I sit down on the nearest step and let out a relaxing sigh, That is, until I see something dark in the corner of my vision. Preston notices my panic as his eyes widen in realization as to what the object is.

  “Amanda, don’t freak out. It’s okay just don’t freak out.” He’s leaning toward me slowly with a look on his face that I can only describe as pure terror. Oh my gosh, this is it. It has to be some sort of wild animal. It’s probably going to start gnawing on my neck any minute. Perfect. Well, at least I’ll die in Hawaii. So long, perfect world. I close my eyes as he quickly grabs the object and tosses it into the bushes. As soon as it’s gone, I jump into his arms shaking.

  “What was that?” I ask in near hysterics.

  “A leaf,” he answers, smiling.

  I look at him expecting him to say, “haha I’m kidding”, when he just returns my stare with a blank one of his own. “Then why did you panic and get all big with your eyes?” I’m now pointing at his eyes and making giant movements with my hands.

  “I thought it would be funny to see your reaction, then I felt bad because I could feel your heart beating through the water. I nearly thought it was going to stop. Sorry about that.” He laughs, still holding onto me tightly.

  “Let go.” I pout, struggling to let myself go free.

  “No,” he says, holding me tighter.

  “I don’t like you,” I say, looking away from him like a small child.

  “Oh, come on, Amanda. We both know you’re a terrible liar,” he says as he leans down toward my face. “Marry me.”

  I roll my eyes. “I think you should stop trying to kiss me. It sends me mixed signals,” I say breathily as his lips barely touch mine. “You should probably stop proposing marriage, too. It’s getting weird.”

  He lets me down and sits across from me in the hot tub. “There, is that better?” He lifts an eyebrow in question. “Tell me, Amanda, why do you think I’m sending you mixed signals?” He doesn’t wait for my answer, instead, he keeps talking, “I feel like I’ve been more than upfront about my intentions to marry you. Have I not?Just say yes.”His tone sounds teasing but I can’t be sure, not when his eyes are piercing through me like they are at this moment.

  “Please, it’s a smoke screen.” I say, challenging him. His look is altogether too cute. I know I’m going to regret this later, but what happens in Hawaii stays in Hawaii, right? Or wait, that’s Vegas. Still, I find myself saying, “Sure, I’ll marry you, happy now?”

  “Yes.” He beams. “Speaking of desert,” he begins totally confusing me with his inability to stay on subject. “How about you and I have some ice cream out here in the hot tub? You know, to celebrate our upcoming nuptials?”

  “Deal.” What can I say, I’m a sucker for junk food. “I’ll go back to the room and get the ice cream if you—“

  “—get the chocolate sauce,” he finishes, winking.

  I don’t know why, but I get embarassedat this remark. Geez it's not like it's going on me instead of the ice cream. The ice cream, Amanda, I yell at myself in my head. “Um sure, yeah, good idea,” I say, blushing.

  Chapter Fifteen

  I grab my towel and run back to the room. I begin searching for the ice cream in the freezer when I hear an odd buzzing noise, similar to the one on the boardwalk earlier. I turn to face the counter and see Preston’s cell phone. It continues to buzz awhile longer before stopping. I shrug and grab the ice cream and a fresh towel. Then the buzzing starts again.

  And okay, I know it's none of my business, but maybe it's important. Like someone is actually hurt or something. I mean, he is a fireman.

  Right? And wouldn’t it be so cool if I’m the one who discovers what’s going on back home and then helps him solve it. It would be like we were saving people together. I mean, what if he would have never known had I not brought him his cell phone at this precise moment. I mean, lives are hanging in the balance here!

  Okay, I’ve convinced myself. I put the ice cream carton down on the counter and carefully picked up his cell phone.

  Wow, two missed calls andTwelve missed text messages. This guy doesn’t kid around with technology. I pick it up to stuff it in my pocket when it goes off again. Why is Bobby calling him? Well, actually, I guess it makes sense; they do work together. The phone goes off again as I near the pool.

  Okay, maybe it wouldn’t hurt if I just look at a few texts. I mean, how is he gonna know anyway? I can always delete them, or actually, I can see them if I just look at the heading.

  I step into the shadow and take out the phone that’s burning a hole in my pocket. I don’t do well with secrecy, this much is obvious. I click on the last text. It says, “Congrats, you win!” Oh yay. Maybe he won a whole bunch of money or something! I get to be the first to say congrats! How exciting! I click on the next text. It’s from Bobby, just like the first one. “Time is up.”

  What? What does that mean? The next few texts had similar cryptic messages. “Did you do it? You have one more day. Ashlyn says hi. I’ll back out if you back off. You always were a sucker for a challenge.”

  And then the one text to ruin them all. “Deal, if you can get her to fall for you, not only will I back off with Ashlyn, I’ll move departments. You have five days. If you lose, well, you’ve been losing this whole time. It won’t be any different for you.”

  I quickly check his outbox, please tell me this is all some huge joke and he’s talking about someone else. The text to Bobby from Preston read, “It’s done, now leave my wife alone.”

  I feel numb as I walk back to the hot tub.

  “Wow, seriously, Amanda, did you make the ice cream?” Preston asks as I sit on a nearby chair.

  “Here,” I say, my voice thick with emotion as I hand him his phone.

  He takes it from my hands and looks down at all the missed messages.

  I left my favorite one open for him to read.

  “Amanda!” He says as he quickly gets out of the water, but I’m already running back to the room. You better believe I’m taking the ice cream with me.

  I slam my bedroom door in Preston’s face as I lean against it and dig into the soggy ice cream.

  “Amanda, seriously, it’s not what you think. Actually, I don’t even know what you're thinking right now. Just talk to me.”

  “No!” I yell, my mouth full of ice cream.

  I hear Preston get on the phone, hoping he’s calling the airline so he’ll leave my presence. I mean come on, playing me just to prove to my ex-boyfriend that he could “get me” and all so he could get his wife back? Who does that? How chi
ldish is it to make a bet that you can get a girl to date you or agree to marry you? And why do I have to be that girl?

  “Just talk some sense into her!” I hear him yell, and then everything goes quiet. “Man, I’m so sorry, okay yeah, we’ll be waiting.”

  “Amanda,” he calls me again. “It's Brad and Kristin. Their parents got in a car accident, the kids were with them. Everyone’s okay, but they need to fly back tonight.”

  “I’m going,” I say as tears stream down my face. I still haven’t gotten up enough nerve to open the door.

  “You can’t.”

  “Why?” I ask angrily.

  “Because there are only two seats left on the plane. We can’t leave for two more days. They, however, are getting out tonight.” His voice sounds raspy as if he’s just as upset as I am. But what does he have to be upset about?

  I hear a knock on the main door and bolt out of my room and into Kristin’s arms. She thinks I’m crying because of the accident, when actually my tears are selfishly more for myself. But I can’t tell her that now, not when her whole family is in the hospital, even if they are okay.

  “We just wanted to drop by and say we love you guys.” Kristin says, her eyes watery. “We’ll see you back in Boise, okay?”

  I nod my head and tell her I’ll be praying for her while the boys talk about the condition of the kids. Everyone seems to be doing okay just a little shaken. Apparently the roads had black ice. They’re just lucky the car didn’t roll.

  I say goodbye then tearfully lay on the couch with my ice cream.

  “Give me that,” Preston says trying to pry it away from my cold hands.

  “Mine,” I say, using my death grip on the box.

  “Easy,” he says, backing away. He grabs his phone and throws it against the fluffy chair before sitting down in a huff. “Can you at least let me explain?”

  “Explain what?” I say, mouth full of ice cream. “That you made a bet that I would marry you in five days and if you win that you’d be free to pursue your ex-wife again in the comfort of your own firehouse without having Bobby breathing down your neck. He’s the best friend, isn’t he?”

  Preston doesn’t say anything, and for some reason I can’t help myself.

  I just keep talking, “Furthermore, I think it's totally offensive that you would assume I’m that easy of a girl to get. I mean, seriously. I only said yes to you because you kept asking. And so what if I think about wearing a pretty wedding dress sometimes when I look at you. I mean, that’s completely normal.”

  And even though that little red warning light is flashing in my head, I continue to speak. “I mean, yeah, you're attractive and funny and a good Christian guy. You're probably too normal for me. But honestly, if you have to use a bet to get your ex-wife to pay attention to you again, I feel sorry for you. Sorry for you!” I yell the last words even though my voice is already loud. “She's an idiot if she thinks Bobby is better than you. An absolute idiot and if she was here I’d…I don’t know, punch her in the face.”

  Preston is now smiling so big that I think his face is going to explode, which just fans my flame hotter. “And you know what? I don’t care that you want to build me a castle and that you’re the only guy I’ve ever told that story to, It doesn’t matter, because when I get home, I’m cutting you out of my life. I’m never falling for an attractive man again, they can’t be trusted they’re too slippery, they are.” Another tear escapes my face as I get up off the couch and point my finger at him. “Guess you win.”

  I run into my room and lock the door. I’ve never been one to cry myself to sleep, but tonight I can’t seem to help it. Because if I’m being totally honest with myself I have to admit I love him. And he doesn’t love me back.

  ****

  I wake up the following morning with yet another headache. Seems to be some sort of trend when I hang around Preston. I open my bedroom door to see fresh eggs, bacon, and sausage on a plate. I look up to meet Preston's face and notice he has something in his hands.

  “What's that?” I ask annoyed.

  “A stuffed pig,” he answers nonchalantly, as if it’s totally normal for grown men to carry around stuffed farm creatures.

  “Cute,” I say, grabbing the plate and wandering outside to the patio.

  It’s a humid day. It makes my head hurt even more. I take a bite of the eggs and feel Preston's presence behind me. I turn to look at him, not even caring how ugly I must look with my eyes all puffy and swollen, and notice the pig he’s carrying has paper wings glued onto it.

  “Clever,” I say pointing to the pig.

  “I thought so,” he says handing me two aspirin and a coffee. I hate him for knowing me so well. It makes everything that much harder. Why are all the perfect men total jerks? I want to yell at the injustice of it all. I look down and see Mrs. Butterworth is dressed up, too. Only she’s in what I can only describe as a cat bikini.

  “What have you done to Mrs. Butterworth?” I gasp, picking her up from the ground. It’s a teeny weenie yellow polka dot bikini, and she looks anything but pleased.

  Preston shrugs. “I thought it would make you laugh.”

  I have to admit, it’s actually priceless. Not that I’m ready to be on speaking terms with him, even though I guess, technically, I’m speaking. But I am asking questions, so it’s totally different.

  “So, we’re leaving tomorrow?” I ask coldly.

  “Nope. I changed our plane tickets. We’re here through the weekend.”

  I could kill him right now. I seriously want to throw my cat at him. Forget everything I’ve said.

  “What?” I feel panic rise up in my chest. “But Kristin and Brad and the kids…” My voice trails off.

  “I talked with them this morning, “he says. “Everything’s fine. Plus, we might as well enjoy our vacation together, wife.”

  I look at him with disgust in my eyes. “I’m not your wife.”

  “Actually,” he says, pulling out a piece of paper I’ve never seen before. “It says here you will be in about three days.”

  I look at the piece of paper and shrug. “You have no witnesses, and I’ll say no even if it’s a special license. And I still want to poke your eyes out with my fork. Are we done here?” I get up, but he catches my wrist.

  “Do you ever stop talking enough to let people explain things to you? Or do you just assume you know everything?” He says rather hotly.

  “I don’t assume. I know. Plus, words don’t lie,” I say, jerking my hand away.

  I hear Preston laugh from outside. “No they don’t, Amanda. No they don’t.”

  I throw my dishes in the sink and scowl when I notice I chipped one. Well, at least I can blame my rage on Preston. Of all the egotistical things… I want to jam my sausage up his nose. But at this point I’d have to get too close to him to pull it off, and I’m not quite sure I can control myself just yet in his presence.

  I lean around the corner to see what he’s doing. He’s on his phone. Again. It's like he’s rubbing it in front of my face. And now he’s laughing? I see his smile deepen as he chuckles then looks at his watch. Okay, wait. Now he’s writing something down. I lean a little bit further over, then accidently knock one of the Hawaiian pots off the table, shattering it on the floor.

  I look up guiltily to see Preston staring at me with knowing eyes as if to say, “I know you're spying on me and I think it’s hilarious”.

  I can’t be blamed for what I do next. I grab my shoe off the floor and fling it at his face. He ducks just in time for my shoe to hit an old man walking toward the pool.

  “Domestic dispute,” he huffs as he walks by not even picking up my shoe.

  “Is that all, Amanda, or do you want to throw the other shoe too? It’s okay. This time I won’t move. You can hit me straight in the face. Although, later tonight you’re going to be begging me to kiss you, so it’s your move.”

  You can guess what I did next.

  The rubber part of the sole hit him straight in the e
ye, causing a purplish bruise to appear by lunch time. And okay, I know he said he wouldn’t move, but how was I to know he was actually being serious? I mean, come on! Who doesn’t move when flying objects come at your head?

  His constant rubbing of his eye doesn’t make me feel any better either, but I’m pretty sure he’s just doing it to make me feel bad, which I won’t. Because he’s a cheating dirt bag and Grandma Ned is rolling in her grave as I contemplate worse words I could call him. I’m sure she’s begging God to be able to come back down, just so she can be the one to put soap in my mouth. I feel guilty enough for thinking it. Okay, Grandma Ned. For the love of all that’s holy, I’m yelling in my head at my dead grandma. I have issues.

  “Amanda?” Preston asks as I glare at him through my sunglasses. I know, how brave of me.

  “Yes?”

  “Can you hand me that ice pack again? My head is throbbing.” He points to the ice pack, and I throw it at him aiming for the head. He winces as he catches it and ducks at the same time. Poor guy's never going to be the same after meeting me. At least he’ll have the bruises on the outside and the scars on the inside to remember me by.

  “Shouldn’t you be on the phone with Ashlyn?” I ask, peeved.

  “That would be weird,” he answers vaguely.

  “What, because she doesn’t know you’re in Hawaii?” I look at him, and he just gives me this blank stare. “You cheater! She doesn’t even know where you are? How could you leave her in Bobby’s womanizing clutches? If he stole her from you in the first place and is threatening to do it again right now, you better be wooing her. Although, if we’re being honest with each other—and I think we can be, considering I want to kill you right now—you aren’t so good at the wooing,” I say seriously. Wow. It’s so easy not to worry about his hotness when I’m only thinking of doing violent things to him. It’s not like I’m ever going to see him again after these next two days.

  “And honestly,” I begin again, taking off my sunglasses. “If I were her, I’d be so mad at you, it would be hard for me to take you back. Plus, who makes bets anymore? That’s so high school melodramatic teen soap opera…-ish.” I end my lament with a shoulder shrug.