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Stuff White People Like

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by Christian Lander


  36 Brunch

  37 Renovations

  38 Arrested Development

  39 Netflix

  40 Apple Products

  41 Indie Music

  42 Sushi

  43 Plays

  44 Public Radio

  45 Asian Fusion Food

  46 The Sunday New York Times

  47 Liberal Arts Degrees

  48 Whole Foods and Grocery Co-ops

  49 Vintage

  50 Irony

  51 Living by the Water

  52 Sarah Silverman

  53 Dogs

  54 Kitchen Gadgets

  55 Apologies

  56 Lawyers

  57 Documentaries

  58 Japan

  59 Natural Medicine

  60 Toyota Prius

  61 Bicycles

  62 Knowing What’s Best for Poor People

  63 Expensive Sandwiches

  64 Recycling

  65 Coed Sports

  66 Divorce

  67 Standing Still at Concerts

  68 Michel Gondry

  69 Mos Def

  70 Difficult Breakups

  71 Being the Only White Person Around

  72 Study Abroad

  73 Gentrification

  74 Oscar Parties

  75 Threatening to Move to Canada

  76 Bottles of Water

  77 Musical Comedy

  78 Multilingual Children

  79 Modern Furniture

  80 The Idea of Soccer

  81 Graduate School

  82 Hating Corporations

  83 Bad Memories of High School

  84 T-shirts

  85 The Wire

  86 Shorts

  87 Outdoor Performance Clothes

  88 Having Gay Friends

  89 St. Patrick’s Day

  90 Dinner Parties

  91 San Francisco

  92 Music Piracy

  93 Rugby

  94 New Balance Shoes

  95 Beards

  96 Having Children in Their Late Thirties

  97 Red Hair

  98 Noam Chomsky

  99 Non-Motorized Boating

  100 The Boston Red Sox

  101 Scarves

  102 Cleanses

  103 Self-Deprecating Humor

  104 Integrity

  105 Pretending to Be a Canadian When Traveling Abroad

  106 The Criterion collection

  107 Natural Childbirth

  108 High School English Teachers

  109 Native Wisdom

  110 Trying Too Hard

  111 Portland, Oregon

  112 Free Health Care

  113 Che Guevera

  114 The New Yorker

  115 Non-American News Sources

  116 Subtitles

  117 Premium Juice

  118 The ACLU

  119 Plaid

  120 Platonic Friendships

  121 Reusable Shopping Bags

  122 Acoustic Covers

  123 Dave Chappelle

  124 Tibet

  125 Nintendo Wii

  126 Conspiracies

  127 The Simpsons

  128 Avoiding Confrontation

  129 DJs

  130 Carbon Offsets

  131 Following Their Dreams

  132 Not Having Cash

  133 Adopting Foreign Children

  134 LEED Certification

  135 Expensive Strollers

  136 Singer-Songwriters

  137 Eating Outside

  138 Books

  139 Music Festivals

  140 Glasses

  141 McSweeney’s

  142 Hardwood Floors

  143 Bakeries

  144 Modern Art Museums

  145 Cheese

  146 Therapy

  147 Public Transportation That Is Not a Bus

  148 Dive Bars

  149 Self-Importance

  150 Rock Climbing

  Acknowledgments

  I want to thank my wife, Jessica Lander, for her love and support; my father, Richard, for giving me a sense of humor; my brother, Aaron, for pointing out my pretentiousness; and my three universities for the inspiration.

  I would also like to thank Myles Valentin for his inspiration and brillance in writing about Asian Girls and Oscar Parties.

  Photograph Acknowledgments

  The numbers listed below refer to the entries (e.g., #1 is Coffee).

  iStockphoto®: 3, 4, 8, 9, 11, 12, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 21, 22, 25, 26, 29, 30, 31, 33, 37, 38, 39, 41, 43, 44, 45, 47, 50, 51, 52, 56, 57, 59, 62, 65, 66, 67, 68, 69, 72, 73, 74, 76, 77, 78, 80, 81, 83, 85, 86, 88, 89, 90, 91, 92, 93, 96, 97, 98, 99, 100, 101, 102, 103, 104, 105, 106, 107, 108, 109, 110, 111, 112, 113, 114, 116, 118, 119, 120, 122, 123, 124, 126, 129, 130, 131, 132, 133, 134, 135, 136, 138, 139, 141, 142, 144, 146, 147, 148, 150

  Jess Lander: title-page spread, 1, 2, 5, 6, 7, 10, 13, 20, 23, 24, 28, 32, 34, 35, 36, 40, 42, 46, 48, 49, 53, 54, 55, 58, 60, 61, 63, 64, 71, 75, 79, 82, 84, 87, 94, 95, 115, 117, 121, 125, 127, 128, 137, 140, 143, 145, 149

  Rebecca Shapiro: 27

  Jill Schwartzman: 70

  About the Author

  CHRISTIAN LANDER is the creator of the website Stuff White People Like. He is a PhD dropout who was the 2006 public speaking instructor of the year at Indiana University. He has lived in Toronto, Montreal, Copenhagen, Tucson, Indiana, and now Los Angeles, where he lives with his wife, Jess, a photographer who contributed many of the photos in the book.

  A Random House Trade Paperback Original

  Copyright © 2008 by Christian Lander

  All rights reserved.

  Published in the United States by Random House Trade Paperbacks, an imprint of The Random House Publishing Group, a division of Random House, Inc., New York.

  RANDOM HOUSE TRADE PAPERBACKS and colophon are trademarks of Random House, Inc.

  Some of the material in this book originally appeared, occasionally in different form, in the blog Stuff White People Like (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com).

  Photograph credits can be found on Back Matter.

  “Asian Girls” and “Oscar Parties” were written by Myles Valentin and are used here by permission.

  eISBN: 978-1-58836-837-9

  www.atrandom.com

  Photographs on title-page spread by Jess Lander

  v1.0

  *1 Never replace Stereogum with Pitchfork, which is one of those things that used to be cool but is now not cool.

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