Walker, Scott, 190–93, 196
Wall Street Journal, 143
Wall Street Reform and Consumer Protection Act (Dodd-Frank), 99, 180, 342
Walpin, Gerald, 95
War Powers Resolution, 268
Warren Court, Obama on, 44–45
Washington, Harold, 43
Washington Post, 65
waterboarding. See enhanced interrogation techniques (EITs)
Waters, Maxine, 108
Waxman, Henry, 141
Weather Underground, 320
Webster, Daniel, 327
West Point, Obama’s Afghanistan speech at, 243–45
WFAA-TV, 58
White Castle, 143
Whole Foods, 189
“Why Organize? Problems and Promise in the Inner City” (Obama), 42
Wilson, Joe, 132–33
Wisconsin, 151, 190–93
results of union reforms in, 194–95
Wisner, Frank, 255
Woods Fund, 41
Woodward, Bob, 305–7
Wordsworth, William, 22
Working Families Party, 165–66
Wright, Reverend Jeremiah
anti-Americanism of, 12, 39, 47, 206–7
media’s ignoring of facts about, 56–57
Wurzelbacher, Joe (Joe the Plumber), 49–50
Wyden, Ron, 338
Yemen, 352
Zapata, Jaime, 295
Zubaydah, Abu, 226, 228, 229, 232
ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
Over dinner one night in June 2011, I mentioned to a close friend that I was thinking about writing a new book but was still unclear as to its focus. Our attention then turned to the crushing of our individual freedoms at the hands of Barack Obama. As we listed example after example of the kooks’ madness, we realized that their extremist agenda had led to not just tangible damage to the economy, the body politic, and the Constitution but to the nation’s very psyche. “What the @$%&! just happened?” I sighed. We then both exclaimed, “That’s the title!” So my first thanks go to my wonderful friend Bettina Zilkha for inspiring me to undertake this project.
Throughout this process, I benefited from the support and encouragement of many others. I extend my deep gratitude to Adam Bellow, editorial director at Broadside Books, and HarperCollins senior vice president Jonathan Burnham, who enthusiastically championed this book from the start, to Kathryn Whitenight, who supervised the manuscript expertly, and to Jessica Gavora, whose first-rate editorial advice kept the work focused, lean, and flowing. Thanks also to my agent, Mel Berger, at William Morris Endeavor, for cheerfully nudging me—more than once—to keep going.
Several great friends also took part of this journey with me. For their hilarious contributions and for always making me laugh, big thanks to A. J. Rice and Matthew Fox. Their talents are unmatched. For superb research support, my gratitude to Briana Pashcow, and for her help in verifying her great-grandfather’s quotes, my thanks to Margaret Hoover and the dedicated folks at the Herbert Hoover Presidential Library and Museum. And for their incomparable wizardry with hair and makeup, I thank Michelle Frazzetta and Ashana Morgan for my cover look—and for their invaluable friendship.
Of course, no writing project would be complete without sundry technical nightmares. My heartfelt thanks to John Yoo, who rescued me from an ancient Word program, multiple computer viruses, and one paralyzing crash, and to the two Mikes, who kept me writing through Hurricane Irene’s weeklong blackout by powering my laptop from their truck. Couldn’t have done it without you guys. Literally.
I am particularly thankful to my remarkable family—my mom, Patricia, and my sister, Jocelyn, and brother-in-law, Alan—for their boundless love and support.
My deepest and enduring gratitude goes to Bill, from whom I received indispensable ideas and inspiration for this project and from whom I receive extraordinary wisdom, joy, encouragement, generosity, friendship, and love every day.
And finally, I will always hold a special place in my heart for President Richard Nixon, who gave me the most incredible opportunity to learn from a master. He was an exceptional mentor, friend, and patriot, who showed me again and again that an American life is a uniquely blessed one—and why it’s so worth defending.
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
Monica Crowley is a political and foreign affairs analyst for the Fox News Channel, and hosts the nationally syndicated radio program The Monica Crowley Show. She has also been a regular panelist on The McLaughlin Group. She served as foreign policy assistant to former president Richard Nixon from 1990 until his death in 1994, and wrote two bestsellers about her experiences: Nixon Off the Record and Nixon in Winter. She has also written for the New Yorker, the Wall Street Journal, the Los Angeles Times, Newsweek, and the New York Post. She holds two master’s degrees and a doctorate from Columbia University.
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ALSO BY MONICA CROWLEY
Nixon Off the Record: His Candid Commentary on People and Politics
Nixon in Winter: His Final Revelations About Diplomacy, Watergate, and Life Out of the Arena
CREDITS
Cover photograph by Deborah Feingold
Cover design by Archie Ferguson
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Crowley, Monica.
What the (bleep) just happened? : the happy warrior's guide to the great American comeback / by Monica Crowley.—First edition.
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ISBN: 978-0-06-213115-7
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1. United States—Politics and government—2009– 2. United States—Economic conditions—2009–. 3. Political culture—United States. 4. Conservatism—United States. 5. Obama, Barack. I. Title.
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* I’m not referring to “socialism” in the technical sense (government ownership of the means of production). Economic fascism (government control of industry without ownership) is a closer description of what Team Obama envisions, but I use “socialism” thr
oughout as shorthand for government-directed redistributionism.
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