Beyond
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Why did they even need, hell, why did they even want to know all of this?
It’s a long story, too long to lay it all out in a letter home. You’ll find out soon enough or you can connect the dots and figure it out for yourself. Fill in the blanks as you see fit. I don’t think it matters anyway. You probably won’t understand. It’s the way we always lived our lives, isn’t it?
Well, I have to go, Susan.
Wish me luck.
“Name of the deceased?”
“Susan Sophia Mitchell.”
“C.O.D.?”
“Drowning. Probably suicide. Don’t know yet.”
“Who found her?”
“A neighbor downstairs. Ceiling was leaking.”
“Next of kin?”
“A husband. He’s on Mars.”
“Notify him?”
“Yeah but he’s an astronaut. Takes forever to get a message to one of them. All the red tape. Could take weeks.”
“No one else?”
“No. But I found a bunch of pill bottles . . . for a lot of different things. Could be connected.”
“There a doctor’s name on them?”
“Yeah.”
“We should contact them. What’s the name?”
“Dr. Yesu McCarthy.”
When you read this (if you read this) I will be on my way to Mars to see you. I’ve been preparing for this mentally and physically ever since I realized you had left me here. I hope we can see each other and live the way we used to. I have had a difficult time being alone like always, as you know, lost in the void that’s my life, my mind. Maybe if we are together the void won’t seem too scary, so suffocating, so all-encompassing. Together we can live our lives on mars and finally get married and you can lift my veil and kiss my lips and my face like you used to do a long time ago, in the early days, the happy days.
So, I will see you soon.
Barry, I’m on my way.
With love,
Susan
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
Jordan Krall writes fiction in many genres. He runs Dynatox Ministries and Dunhams Manor Press. He is also a teacher.
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