Storm Crazy: A paranormal cozy romance (Destiny Paramortals Book 1)

by Livia Quinn

  I laughed. “He wasn’t wearing a wedding ring, but you know what they say—when something seems too good to be true… It looked like he was more interested in women half his age.”

  “At least your radar is tuned in.”

  “Um…that’s not why I called.”

  “What’s up?”

  “It’s River. He didn’t come home last night.”

  “So?”

  I sighed, my hands gripping the mail bundle.

  “You are the meddling sister whose brother told her just two weeks ago to back off, are you not?”

  “Yes…”

  “Tempe, you’re having empty-nest-while-still-in-the-nest syndrome. I get that, but River is a man. And hey—Djinni, remember? He can take care of himself.”

  Grudgingly, I agreed. “Ok, you’re right. I guess.”

  “I’m right, and you should be concentrating on some of what River’s concentrating on. How long since you’ve been on a date?”

  An image of Hunky Doctor in sweat shorts intruded and I considered maybe I’d been wrong the situation. “I think I’m losing you. Yes, you’re breaking up, krchh, krrccchh.”

  “You’re not fooling me, Tempe. See if you can’t hook up with that sexy doctor. A roll in the hay wouldn’t hurt you a damn bit. See you tomorrow.”

  I knew she had a point. I hadn’t so much as looked at another man since Dylan, though after two years we’d settled into an imperfect kind of friendship.

  A couple minutes later I heard, “Call from Freddie. Decline or accept?”

  “Accept?” I said tentatively into my headset, and crossed my fingers.

  Freddie Taylor was a local handyman—think bull, china shop. When he fixed things without supervision, he usually cost me more than I paid him. Today, he was supposed to be cleaning up the mess we’d made last weekend preparing to install a new tin roof.

  An excited Freddie said, “Uh, Tempe…uh—”

  Oh, no! Tension settled across my shoulders, and I gripped the steering wheel, as if that could make the news any better. Rubbing my temples where the earlier pounding was turning into a thunder bumper, I asked, “What is it, Fred?”

  “Well, you said to wait on the window—”

  I squeezed the phone, crossed every appendage I could while driving from my awkward position, and prayed. “I remember. What happened?” I pulled onto the shoulder.

  The huge window had been a special order for the wall in the dining room that overlooked the Forge, named for the ancient power cooking beneath it—the locals only knew it as Lightning Bayou.

  “Well,” his country accent made it sound like wowl, “I k-kinda had an accident.”

  I felt like I’d been sucker punched. A groan escaped before I could stop it.

  “I didn’t try to put the window in, Miss Tempe. I was breaking up some of that concrete mix we spilled near the back porch and a chunk flew over and hit the window.” There was a long pause on the line and what I thought might have been a sniffle. “I’m sorry, Tempe. Do you w-want me to go?” Freddie’s voice was soft.

  I wanted to wring his damn neck. I should try to find someone else. To say this wasn’t the first time Freddie’d screwed up was like saying Katrina caused a bit of flooding in New Orleans. This window cost me a month’s salary. The first one had met its end when Freddie accidentally hit it with a long piece of roofing tin he was carrying a month ago. He knew as well as I did that I couldn’t keep absorbing these losses. But when I thought about letting him go, I imagined his hangdog expression, and remembered he used his handyman funds to provide for his elderly aunt and sister. I’d just have to suck it up… and make sure River was on hand to supervise next time.

  You’d think putting a little fear into Freddie about consequences would make him more careful. But it only makes it worse. I’d have to dig into River’s contracting account this time because we had to have that window. There was a black plastic-covered hole in our dining room wall and I was tired of looking at it.

  My headset beeped. I shook my head. It was turning into Grand Central. I searched the street for postal monitors. “Freddie, I have another call. Just clean up around there, and I’ll see you this evening. Okay?”

  “Yes, ma’am,” he said dejectedly.

  I pressed the button on my earpiece. “Hello?”

  “Is this Tempest Pomeroy?” an angry man on the other end asked.

  My first thought was that my check to the Window Store might have bounced. The guy on the other end was on the rude side of professional. “Who’s this?”

  “Max Rutledge. Your brother made me cancel another job to have my men here at six this morning. You can tell him I expect him to pay for our time, even if he can’t keep his business straight.”

  Fear slithered through me. 11:50 and River hadn’t made it to the site. “Have you tried his cell phone?”

  He made an irritated huff. “Since seven-oh-five this morning; all I get is voicemail.”

  “And you left a message?” River would never ignore a call from one of his contractors.

  “What do you take me for—”

  What was it with the men in my world today?

  “Mr. Rutledge, please… I’ve been trying to get a hold of him myself. It isn’t like River not to show up. I’m truly sorry for the inconvenience; he wouldn’t expect you to hang around indefinitely.”

  Max Rutledge sighed through the phone. His next words were lower, “Well, I just assumed.” He cleared his throat. “One of the framers said, hmm, well, he saw him leavin’ the Wasted Turtle with a woman last night, and they looked pretty… chummy, if you get my drift.”

  So he had been with a woman. “Do you think I could talk to that worker?”

  If River had been at the Turtle last night, it would explain why he hadn’t come home, but not why Mr. Responsible hadn’t shown up for work and wasn’t answering his cell phone. Easy, Tempe. Maybe he’d overslept. It was unusual for River to sleep in on a workday, but it happens to the best of us, especially after a night…uhn, not going there…

  “I sent the crew to another job.” Rutledge’s tone sounded almost apologetic, “but here’s his cell.”

  I wrote the number down and acknowledged the contractor’s apology. “I completely understand, Max. I’ll let you know when I hear from him.”

  As soon as I hung up, my phone rang again. If I hadn’t been afraid it might be my brother, I would have ignored it. I pressed the button. “River?”

  “Penelope. What’s up?”

  “Dylan.” More mini-pheromones. Unwanted ones. What did he want?

  Dylan is an independent investigator and my ex-lover. It had been over between us for two years. I was somewhat embarrassed that since we’d become friends again, I enjoyed a warm feeling whenever he called me one of those “P” names. I’m pathetic.

  Before you ask, the “P” names are a mystery to me as well, but they remind me of the happy times between us. And also, the annoying ones. Honestly, it was hard to remember a time when he’d actually called me by my name. Huh.

  “Where are you? Did you see me pull over to use my cell phone?”

  “Hey, Princess, you’re a little uptight. Evil week getting you down?”

  “Yeah, that’s it,” I said. Add to that multiple strange encounters with alphas this morning—count ‘em—two postal employees, a sexy doctor, a mad contractor, a hunky lawman, a wayward Imp, and the one on the other end of my phone, my ex-lover.

  “What do you want, Dylan? I’m behind.”

  “Uh-huh, in a hurry. And yet you’re sitting on the side of the road…”

  I looked around.

  “Your words,” he reminded me.

  “Dylan, can we do this later? I need to deliver a package.” I drove the short distance to Inez Messer’s driveway and blew my horn to announce my arrival, and so Dylan would get to the point.

  “Sorry, babe. I need to ask you about the delivery for Mrs. Karrakas.” My teeth ground together. “She’s insisting there’s a wit
ness you didn’t leave the package like you said.”

  That— “Dylan, you know about the Karrakases. They paid for that villa on the golf course with lawsuits.”

  “Hey, Petunia, I’m on your side, remember? I just have to get to the bottom of it. Now, run it by me one more time.”

  It would do no good to argue with Dylan once he got the doggy bone in his teeth. I let out a long noisy, frustrated sigh and recited for the gazillionth time, “Wednesday, 1:05, I pulled up to the house, rang the bell, scanned the package with the permission to leave label and left it just inside the open garage. I even sat there rearranging bundles while I waited for her maid to answer.”

  “Did you see anyone on the street? Kids, services, anybody that might have seen you?”

  “No.” My interest was piqued. “Why such a big deal?”

  “The club was worth almost a thousand.”

  I frowned and pictured that scene in my head again, searching for anything I’d missed, while I tapped my fingertips on the steering wheel. “That doesn’t make sense. Why would anyone send something that valuable through the mail and not register it, or at the very least require a signature? Sounds fishy to me.”

  “Well, don’t worry those rainbow tresses. I’m on a job, but I’ll be in touch.”

  I’d heard that one before.

  Chapter 6

  Tempe

  I’d lost thirty minutes on the phone calls from Freddie, Max and Dylan. If things kept up like this I wouldn’t get back to the mail center before midnight.

  As soon as I got caught up I’d call Phoebe. I dreaded conversations with my mother. Besides, if River had spent the night at her place he’d have shown up for work. And taken his bottle. Then again, he might have called her; they had a better relationship than Phoebe and I did.

  I risked using my cell one last time to contact the worker who’d seen River. His service said he was unavailable. I resolved to call River every hour, whether it was against the rules or not.

  Like many of my elderly customers, Inez Messer spent the time between ten and one anticipating the arrival of her mail. Today her anticipation had paid off. I grabbed the registered package and walked up her driveway.

  She stood hunched over near the edge of her porch, her eyes bright with child-like energy. Even in her eighties her hair was still mostly blonde. I had seen the photos of Inez on top of her TV. She’d been a Grace Kelly lookalike, with thick blonde hair and gorgeous skin. Her soft pink angora sweater matched the high color in her cheeks.

  “Hi, Ms. Inez. How are you?”

  “I’m so excited, Tempest. That package is from a girlfriend I went to nursing school with… sixty-seven years ago.” Her eyes lit up, making her seem younger than her eighty-six years. She reached for the box and whispered, “We dated the same boy in college—the two-timing slug—both of us ending up old maids.”

  I hadn’t heard that term in a while. “Men are such jerks.”

  It seemed like that, today at least, not to mention that I’d never had a relationship with a man that they didn’t die or walk away. It was enough to give a girl a complex, not that I have one. I kept trying to tell myself that I’d been the one to end it with Dylan…

  I stepped onto the porch. “Would you like to see what’s inside, Tempest?” Inez asked nearly bouncing up and down on the lounge cushion.

  What was another five minutes? “I sure would, Ms. Inez.” I knelt down while she ripped into the box with the enthusiasm of a five-year-old birthday girl. Oops.

  “Is it your birthday?”

  “Oh, no, dear. Nancy and I celebrate our friendship each year with an anniversary gift. You see, our fiancée skipped out on both of us. I found out about Nancy when the jeweler had a mix up and we both showed up for the ring sizing. Apparently, that shuckster had paid for the ring already. So, Louise and I decided to get him back. She broke up with him, then told him she’d lost the ring.”

  “Good for her. What did he say?”

  “What could he say? I think he knew he was cruisin’ for a bruisin’ if he messed with us. I confronted that cad about the jeweler and bid him good riddance.”

  I smiled. Her words gave me a hint of what she’d been like back in the fifties. Or maybe the years following her broken engagement had given her that spunk along with the independent streak.

  Inez placed the little box on her lap, turned it toward me, and flipped the lid open to reveal a stunning diamond and emerald ring. “It’s our reminder that we didn’t need a man to have a full life; it’s my year to wear it.”

  She slid the ring onto her left thumb where it dangled like a bracelet. Her smile faltered, the bravado slipping.

  I stood, placing my hand on her frail shoulder. “Well, I have to run. Maybe we could dress up one night and go show that stunner off.”

  “I’d like that.”

  I made a mental note to do just that. Soon.

  Inez hugged me briefly. My throat tightened as I hugged her back.

  “Tempe, honey,” she paused, measuring her words. “Don’t use me as confirmation of why your relationships with men haven’t worked out. After all, it wasn’t your fault your father died, nor his, and not all men cheat.” She patted my hand. “Sometimes, shit just happens.”

  I nearly choked as she rose. “I’m going to go call Nancy and let her know I got the ring.” She turned back suddenly. “Oh, Tempest, I almost forgot. Have you met that new Sheriff Lang? He is such a hottie.”

  I coughed. “The sheriff?” I could feel the flush rising on my neck, which belied my next words, “Uh, I hadn’t noticed.”

  As I returned to my truck, I heard, “You will, honey. You will.”

  Traffic was bumpered up like rush hour in Baton Rouge when I pulled up to Flowers by Dick and snatched my epad off the dash. Cars, police cruisers, telephone company service trucks, and a bus were packed into the parking lot for Gator’s Grub, Destiny’s hottest lunch spot.

  The package I had for the flower shop was really too big for me to manage, though I’d never admit it to Dick Randall.

  “What in the world could a florist need that is this heavy?” I grunted, setting my hip against the side of the truck and struggling to get my arms around the box so I could maneuver it.

  “If you asked real nice, I’d help you with that.”

  Dick stood leaning casually against the front of his shop, arms crossed, revealing his true intention, to do nothing, and enjoying my struggles. “You should grab a napkin, Dick; the sarcasm is dripping down your shirt,” I said through clenched teeth.

  Dragging the box off the edge of the pickup, I lugged it slowly up each step as he watched, a mean smirk on his face.

  “Swing the door open wide, please.”

  He followed me into the shop, and I thought, stay away from me, just before I felt the pinch on my butt. I whirled. The corner of the box hit Dick in his considerable belly causing me to lose my grip. Ok, so maybe I uncurled my fingers a wee bit. The box upended, slamming down onto the floor.

  “Yowww!”

  Too bad, Dick’s foot was between the package and the floor. Oh, well…

  Dick struggled to pull his foot out from under the box. “You bitch! I’m calling the cops.”

  “Suit yourself,” I said. “Meantime, hold it right there while I scan the confirmation.” I aimed the scanner at the barcode and heard the bleep as it registered the delivery. “Allllrighty then. Have a good day.” I smiled sweetly and started for the door, but it was blocked by a familiar figure.

  Not now. Not now. I stomped my foot down and huffed out a breath.

  “Ms. Pomeroy,” Sheriff Lang tipped his hat with a lifted eyebrow that asked, you again?

  My thoughts exactly. “Sheriff.”

  Behind me, Dick whined, “Sheriff, I want her arrested for assault.”

  The sheriff and I both turned like our heads were on swivels and looked at the hulking, red faced slob swaying on one foot at the other side of the four and a half foot package, trying to look m
ortally injured.

  “I assaulted you? You creep!” My temper returned with a vengeance. And when I got mad… Come to think of it, my emotions seemed to be getting the best of me today.

  “And you are?” the sheriff asked the flower shop owner, taking his trusty notebook from his pocket.

  “Dick—”

  “—Head,” I finished.

  Dick glowered at me. “Dick Randall. Mayor Randall is my brother.” He flung those five words at the law officer as if to say, “you might as well haul her ass to jail right now.” The sheriff’s lip quivered as though struggling not to smile.

  “How unfortunate for you,” I said.

  The sheriff turned to me, his face now carefully stern. “Miss Pomeroy, if you can’t restrain yourself, I’ll have to ask you to wait outside while I get Mr. Randall’s statement.”

  I wasn’t going anywhere while Dick gave his statement. I stomped to the front window and looked at the arrangements in the display.

  Flowers by Dick. What kind of name was that for a flower shop anyway? The arrangements in the window were chinzy fabric or plastic, his stamp on each abomination as unique as a criminal’s fingerprint. Come to think of it, his idea of art should be a crime. Everything looked like it’d been mass produced in a sweatshop and shipped by the container load. Cheap.

  “I was trying to be a gentleman—”

  “Oh, puleeze.” I spun and caught the mean smile on Dick’s face just as the sheriff spun toward me.

  “That’s it.” He waved his hand in the direction of the door. “Out. I’ll take your statement when I’m done with Mr. Randall’s.”

  Fuming, I strode out onto the front porch, throwing myself onto the bench by the diner. What I really wanted to do was give ol’ Dick a major zap with my Zeus juice. Unfortunately, I seemed to be zapped out. Too bad I didn’t catch him elsewhere with the corner of that package.

  I sat forward, my shaking hands hanging between my knees, and took two long breaths. It wasn’t just my hands. I felt like all the forces of weather my kind influenced were clashing inside me.